I didn't escape from the mental facility. I got a "day" pass.

Hmm, how to describe myself in one word?... I can't do it so here's a paragraph. My pen name is gracefullAlice as you can see(I like to point out the obvious alot). I don't like to be called by my real name just because. I prefer to be called Alice. If you're really lazy you can call me Grace.I don't like to be insulted. I won't laugh either. Most likely I will say something that will permanatly scar you for life. I'm from Texas I won't take my cute little pony and run you over I'll take a chainsaw and shove it up your @ss. I don't take crap from people that don't even know what they're talking about and just like to talk about people because it makes them feel better. I would say I'm more of a ditzy airhead that never shuts up about anything, but I can be terrifyingly morbid sometimes. I also have the best threats out of anybody. I frequently like to put made up words in my stories(then ask if that's a word in the middle of the story, then spend half an hour looking it up). That is a pain since word has a heart attack about every other word because it says that's not a word so my stories are most likely late about two-three days(no complaining since your computer doesn't scream at you every other word). My life is pretty routine and boring so if you feel the need to talk to me my email addresses are ultraviolet696@hotmail.com and frubak11@yahoo.com . I have more but it would take to long to type them up and I don't check them very often. if you want to find me I will most likely be on those two sites. I'm also in europe so I'm 6 hours ahead of the east coast. If you are in the central or weastern U.S. than you'll have to calulate that yourself. Hope you enjoy my story(s?). I don't know if there will be more than one or if anybody will like my first one. O.O(P.S. it has come to my attention via a very strict and scary friend that my profile is too long. so if you don't have the time or the sanity to read all this then please get off the train here-points there-.I don't want to be blamed for messing up someones mind or something. Have a nice day!) I HAVE CHANGED MY NAME. I WAS LadyBlackDove but now im gracefullAlice.

Real name: Kelsey

Age: old enough to be on here(stalkers)

Sign: Libra

B-day: 10/19/?(stalkers)

Sex: Female

Sexuality: bisexual

favs: I love ramen above anything else and most likely will be eating it while I'm writing(sound familiar?), writing, reading, the ocean, music, the color purple, annoying and terrorizing people, a little yaoi(fine I lied I like a lot of yaoi), violence, cotton candy, sugar, revenge, blackmail, energy drinks(Monsters, Rockstarz, Adreline, and Amp), and fruit drinks(Twisters)

currently reading/watching: Claymore, D. Grayman, Hana Kimi (hanazakari no kimitachi e)(finished), Full moon wo sagashite(finished), fushigi yuugi, bleach, karin(chibi vampire), akuma to dolce, ayashi no ceres(ceres celestial legend), death note(I'm on the last chapter in the manga)(finished), and Elfen Lied(I don't really like elfen lied all that much just b/c there are way to many naked people running around and ripping off limbs of people they see), almost done with Air Gear, I also started Shinigami Lovers(I swear to god Sei acts and looks just like Tyki. If you don't believe me you have to go look), I also started both the manga and anime versions of Naruto/Naruto Shippuden(actually I finished Naruto awhile ago and I have only two words to describe the ending...Sasuke...leaving...I was in tears).watched the movie of naruto shippuden and it was good though not great. also started Witch Hunter( i swear that Tasha looks like allen off of d. grayman and xing?(shing?) looks like a cross between Satoshi and Dark off of D.N. angel.) i just started Love Celeb and it started off just the same as Desire Climax though i'm pretty sure there isn't any freaky stuff like somones brother being in love with them or stuff like that. (note: i think this is some wierd curse or something but i keep stumbling across characters in other mangas that look like characters from mangas i'm familiar with. i have yet to find one that looks like anyone from Naruto. oh and gin looks like Dark off of D.N. angel. coincidence? I THINK NOT!!) Soul Eater(i'm really starting to wonder about people having white hair popping up all over the place)

Favorite manga/anime(in order meaning the first one is my most favoritest and the last one is the least): Naruto(there are no words), Loveless(some people say that ritsuka is being molested by sobi but that is so not the case), Shugo Chara(GAWD Ikuto is so goddamn HOT!!)Gravitation(I hate yuki now ever since he ditched shuichi like that so I will write ff.net fics to bash him just because I don't like him), D.Grayman(just because Kanda's in there -drools- he is so hot -slaps self- No, he belongs with Allen -drools somemore- Allen/Kanda smut(SPOILER: /gasps/ but...i don't understand.../bursts into tears/ how could this happen /sobs/)), Air(must worship Key), Alice Acadamy( I love Natsume even though he is like 5-6 years younger than me), Black Cat(Train is hot too), Bleach(I love Grimmjow he is so hot), Cardcaptor Sakura(sakura and shao lin are so cute together. i almost squeed myself into an early death b/c of the movie), Claymore(Claire, Helen, Maria, and Galatea are the best people in the whole entire world), Death Note(I like that one time when L and Light had to be chained together), Dazzle, Fairy Cube(it's really weird and you have to read it twice to get it but I think it's the best manga ever), Fate/Stay Night, Fruits Basket(one word...kyo...nothing more need be said), Full Metal Alchemist, Full Metal Panic, Full Metal Panic Overload, Girl Got Game(power), Inuyasha, Witch Hunter Robin, Wolf's Rain, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, Paradise Kiss(it grows on you after a while), and last but not least Chrono Crusade( this anime/manga is so sad that when I saw the ending in the anime I burst out into tears as soon as the ending song started to play. I'm not playing I was full-out on the floor howling in a puddle of my own tears.)

Hates:The police above everything(I have been arrested by the police one to many times so there is no love lost between me and them.), being bored, boring people, not being able to read or write in class, my math teacher(I swear she is like the ultimate evil and the sad thing is that she is two feet shorter than me), math in general, and being talked about like people know me.

Favorite bands:Evanescence, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Paramore, Papa Roach, Within Temptation, Flyleaf, HelloGoodbye, Rammstein, Three Days Grace, The Medic Droid, Kill Hannah, H.I.M, The Acadamy Is, Mindless Self Indulgence, Escape the Fate, Relient K, Linkin Park, Panic at the Disco!(I...AM..THEIR...#1...FAN...NO QUESTION PERIOD), AFI, Fall Out Boy(I only like them because of their song Thnks Fr Th Mmrs), Muse( i blame Hannah for this one. msi was chris's fault), Cute is What We Aim For, Surface,Tegomass, On/Off, T.M. Revolution, Home Made Kazoku, Ikimonogakari, Dream, Mai Hoshimura, Nightmare, Bon Bon Blanco

Quotes/sayings by people I know(me and my friends are very violent so if you are the faint of heart or can't handle some words TURN BACK NOW!)

"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!why...aren't... you...DEAD!"-me when I was woken up super early by my bff's boyfriend

"Let's give them a round of applause" claps hands around in a circle-gina when she was hyper off of frozen skittles

"If you don't come back here I will get some jumper cables, a generator, hook them up to something you need to father children, and flip the switch"-me again when Brian was pissing me off

"So when I was like two feet away I-" "I feel like a cupcake"-me and lyna on the phone when she was trying to tell me a story about... snap I forget now.

"GET AWAY FROM ME! if you don't I will castrate you with a dull knife."-hannah(back in 4th grade) for no reason to some random person

"NoOoOoOoO"- thats not really a quote but I just had to do it

"Move you ?"

"What did you say to me"

"I said you should move before the teacher comes by"

"That's it I can do my project on philoffles"-me when I thought the guy who sits in front of me in math had said something else.

"Hasn't Allen ever heard of bros before hoes"

slap "who are you calling a hoe?"-lavi and linali in saya-sama's A Black World Washed White (It's a really good story even though there is some drama going on with Allen and Kanda. Well it's more like angst and Allen seems to be like a toy to just about everyone. I also suggest N.H. Arwan's the Fine Line it's really good and has so much cute Yullen in it you could die from the cuteness. Theres Lucky in there too but that doesn't really start until like chapter 40 or something)

"Am I an overly dramtic and violent person?"

"No, you are not an overly dramatic and violent person. You are a potential serial killer with an obssesion with hurting people with chainsaws and surprisingly dramitic mood swings"-my science teacher(this was also back in fourth grade) when he wasn't having a good day.

"Why do you not blame them for what happened?" "Because as people they are neither flawed nor perfect but human"

Procrastination is like masturbation. it feels good but in the end you're only fucking yourself.

Sometimes you have to let go of all hope to get what you were hoping for.

If you wish hard enough long enough you will only succeed in tiring yourself out and missing the things that passed you by that could have been just as good.

Nobody belongs solely to themselves. there are always people that place chains on them.

It's funny who the strings of fate will tie together.

Sometimes life gets so hard the you need a handicap. a crutch to get through everyday.

What most people fear more than anything else has to be never being loved. what people want most is to be loved.

life is like a buffet. Help yourself.

Everyone is bizzare. Some people are just better at hiding it.-Breakfast Club

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win your still retarded.

Don't worry about life. You won't survive it any how.

Actual Quotes from Real People(most of these quotes have something to do love or how to get somebody back so don't complain because I like them)

"Attack first ask questions later"- I forget who this was by so if you know please tell me because I don't want to get arrested again

Condoms aren't completly safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.-Bob Rubin

"A kiss is a lovely thing designed by nature to stop speech when words become superflous"-Ingrid Bergman(I might use this on some of my fics)

"Better to have loved and lost, than to never to have loved at all"-St. Augustine

"Can you hear me now?...Good"-the verizon Wireless Guy(I got the idea to put this on here because when I was IM'ing my sister it suddenly cut off leaving both of us confused and frustrated. At that time I said to her and I'm serious "Don't make this into a messed up Verizon Commercial" she was cracking up for hours after I said that.)

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"-Britney Spears

"I trust everyone, I just don't trust the devil that is hiding inside them"-idk

"If everyone played by the rules life would be no fun"-idk

"If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you tried"-idk

"If life gives you lemons... make them into acid and throw them into the eyes of your enemies while laughing evilly and kicking them in the face"-Okay I admit this quote was from me but I forgot to put it into my own quotes

"Some people are alive because it is illegal to kill them"-idk

"Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in you own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor. Let no one come to you without them leaving better and happier. Be the expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in you eyes, kindness in you smile, kindness in your warm greeting"-Mother Teresa

"The pure and simple truth is rarely ever pure, and never simple"-idk

"To live is to suffer... to survive is to find meaning in the suffering"-DMX

"True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen"-La Rochefoucauld

"Vote for Pedro"-Napoleon from Napoleon Dynamite(the funny thing about this is that there is a guy in my school with the last name Pedro and he ran for president after he saw the movie. He even wanted to get a llama)

"The best gift that you can give is a hug. 1 size fits all and nobody ever objects if you return it"-idk

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't"-idk

"Give a penny, take a penny, but when you need more than five pennies...GET A JOB"-idk

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day...give a man religion and he will starve to death while praying for a fish"-idk

"Good, Bad, it doesn't really matter since I'm the guy with the gun"-Ash"Army of Darkness"

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up these defenses, you build this whole suit of armor, so that no one can hurt you, than one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you that they didn't ask for. They do something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you and leaves you crying in the darkness, working it's way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination, not just in your mind. It's a soul hurt, a body hurt, a real gets inside you and rips you apart pain. I hate love."-Neil Gaiman

"Humans suffering from a conflict of signals aren't the best people to be holding guns, especially when they've just witnessed a natural child birth, which definitely looked an un-American way to bring new citizens into the world"-Good Omens

"If you don't know me, you've no right to judge me, I got a good heart, but sometimes this heart can get ugly"-DMX

"If you give someone a program you will frustrate them for a day, if you teach them how to program you will frustrate them for a lifetime."-Anonymous

"In life when you fall on your face you are still moving forward"-idk

"Never apoligize for saying what you feel. It's like apoligizing for being real"-idk

"Remember that life isn't about the number of breathes we take, but about the moments that take our breathe away"-I forgot who this was the first time I put this up and I'm to lazy to actually go look it up again so if anyone has a clue who said this please hand me that clue so I can type it down.

Just random stuff that I collect over time(here we go with the copy and paste truthfully I love these things since they take up so much space and personal time)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa than copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obssessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a tree copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a not moving car copy and paste this onto your profile

if you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that those God forsaken kids should give the trix rabbit some tricks copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think those kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprecaun alone copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent that would be laughin their butt off

Questions to think about:

Do stairs go up or down?

What would happen if you said hi to somebody on a plane who was named Jack?

Is it legal to name your kid anonymous?

For more just PM(private message) me because I have way more than anyone could imagine

I also have loads of things like how to annoy people, things to do when your bored, funny away messages for IM, and my weird dreams.

I know I promised the weird dream awhile ago but I just haven't had time to get on and type them down. When I say weird dreams don't just laugh and think "Ha maybe their weird dreams to you but I've had weirder" because I'm serious and most of these are more like funny nightmares(I call them this because I don't actually have dreams, but what I do see when I sleep wouldn't be called nightmares either because they are just way to funny) than anything else.

on one of my fics I remember saying something about Allen and Kanda being forced to wear a Freanch Maids outfit so heres the actual dream

Okay in my dream Kanda was the master of this super large castle and I was the only employee he allowed to work there. Sadly enough I was the maid. Allen worked across this big lake that the castle sat on and he was a teacher. He had been very worried because the lake had made a habit of snatching little children up and dragging them down to the deepest part of the lake to drown them. After a really close call that he had saved a little 6 year old girl from Allen went to go complain to Kanda about the lake since he owned it and was the reason that is was so magical and crap like that. Kanda wanted to help Allen, but didn't want to let Allen know that he liked him so he said he couldn't do anything about the lake. So Allen resolved to do something about the lake himself. he was magical to and cursed the lake to actually protect the children instead of try to kill them. Every night at midnight exactly the entire lake would form into a human being and walk through out the town keeping watch. I messed that all up when one night I was running an errand for Kanda, saw the lake and recognized it for what it truly was. The one condition that Allen had put in the curse was that the lake could be seen, but nobody could recogninze it for what it really was. He hadn't specified what exactly should do if somebody caught it so the lake followed me back to the castle. It saw Kanda and impersonated him. I came back from where ever I was and saw two Kanda's in the room. I freaked ran, got an knife from the kitchen, and threatened to kill them both(you would to if you saw two Kanda's glaring for all they were worth at you). The lake/fake Kanda didn't really know how the real Kanda would act and ran to the back room to put on my maids outfit(You've really got to understand what this outfit looked like. This was like a hooker maid outfit not one of those regular maid's outfits. I had to wear that everyday in my dream and it was hilarious seeing Kanda in it). When he came back is what I remember most about the dream. It was so funny you couldn't even imagine. The real Kanda just stared in shock because the lake had copied Kanda's image and Kanda had never seen himself in a maids outfit. After I was done laughing I knew which one was which and tried to kick the lake out of the castle and back into the lake bed, but before I could do that the lake turned back into water and flooded the whole castle. Kanda got mad at me and told me to fix it or I was fired. I told him I quit and that he could take care of his own damn problems in his lovelife. if he wanted his castle unflooded he should go to Allen himself instead of sending me like he usually does(for useless stuff I might add). so Kanda got so mad at me he ended up asking Allen to turn the lake back to normal and move it out of his castle. they finally got together and lived happily ever after. I wasn't rehired though and the lake still guarded the town and followed me around at night. That was when I woke up to write my most recent chapter.

Well remember the very scary friend? I have made up my mind to defy them and make my profile as long as possible so don't tell them if you see them(you'll know instantly since some people are naturally scary)

don't get me wrong in saying that my dreams aren't all that eventful or exciting b/c your right so here is a list of the dreams that i have had for the last 2 years.

my mom getting eaten by a snake(on of those ginormous ones off of Anacondas)

a scary house full of plants that eat people(i went to go borrow sugar)

me being an astronaut with huge boobs that had to fight space aliens

something about sasuke being a hooker(thats kinda not that surprising since i don't remember very much of it. i do remember it was funny)

being haunted by ghosts...that were missing various body parts

zombies(you can guess the rest of that one)

vampires

vampiric zombies

zombies that had tea

me having a gazillion tattoos and piercings, being a pregnant hooker and having to tell my dad

giant flying cookies

Ballroom dancing with the devil(he was actually kind of cute until it got dark out then he looked scary)

well there was this one where i was in class bored out of my mind until suddenly the guy i currently like walked into the dream. so i tried to hide under someone else desk while they were giving a report, but then i suddenly turned 5 years old(when i was 5 i was really tiny like teeny tiny) and i tripped over my own skirt trying to get out of there. so the guy i like picks me up and wouldnt shut up for half an hour about what a 'cute little girl' i was. then it gets worse and he takes me to his friends house and they played house with me forever even though i didn't want to. it was a nightmare. i think its safe to say i don't like that guy anymore.

basically every dream but the one where your naked at school and falling off a cliff