UPDATES:

-For those of you who thought I was crazy for thinking Snape loved Lily before the release of Deathly Hallows, I only have one thing to say.

I WAS RIGHT, I WAS RIGHT! IN YOUR FACE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(ahem) For more information, read All for Love, which I published three days before the release of the book.

-I am sorry to announce that Mischevious Marauders and a Sly Slytherin is being discontinued. I will, however, try to write more in Harry Potter in areas concerning the Marauder Era.

-Mary-Sues of Hogwarts is up and running! Chapter 4, Voldemort's daughter, is coming soon.

-I've started an RPG in the Harry Potter section called Life at Hogwarts. Anyone is welcome to join!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. Yes, random I know. But funny. I like cutting and pasting. HAIL THE POWER OF THE CUT AND PASTE!

Wow, it's been an entire year since I discovered this site.

My name is Agent Motiel. I am a very annoying and unpleasant junior, and you are only asking for me to show my wrath when you show blatent disrespect Tolkien's canon. That means you, Mary-Sue. I mainly write humor, but occasionally I will drift into other categories. I rarely ever flame (notice the word RARELY), but I try to give constructive criticizm (sp?) where needed. Here are some things that drive me INSANE!

1. I'm not one to fuss over grammer, really. The only thing that bothers me is if you are constantly misspelling things or writing in netspeak. Which is easier to read: Are you serious? or R u srius?

2. Slash. Although you won't find me flaming slash because I don't even bother to read it.

3. Disrespect of canon. Unless of course you meant for it to be AU and you tell the readers that. But there is such thing as going too far.

4. Mary Sues, Mary Sues, oh, and did I mention MARY SUES?! NEVER and I mean NEVER will you find a paedo elf in Middle Earth. That's what Sues make them out to be, you know. Glorfindel is, what, over 6000? Why would he fall with in love with a 16 year old teenager?

After reading my stories, go to Uru'baen forums. Now. Or I will be forced to hunt you down and hurt you.

THINGS ABOUT ME:

I'm in high school

I speak French

I love to read and write

Music is my passion (I play the flute, violin, piano, and sing)

My favorite movies are- Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, the Phantom of the Opera, the Chronicles of Narnia.

My favorite books are- Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Green Rider, Inkheart, Inkspell, The Hobbit, and Harry Potter.

I have the same first name as someone in the Harry Potter series, but you'll never guess what it is...

FAVORITE QUOTES:

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU B--!" Molly Weasley

"My peanut!" Jack Sparrow

"Nobody move!... I dropped my brain." Jack Sparrow

"But why is the rum gone?" Jack Sparrow

"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?" Jack Sparrow

"Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!" Gibbs

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" Jack Sparrow

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future" Galadriel

"Anyway, you need people of intellegence on this sort of mission... quest... thing." Peregrin Took

"Try not to do anything... stupid." Jack Sparrow

"But what about second breakfast?" Peregrin Took

"They have a cave troll." Boromir

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." Gandalf

"Look! An undead monkey!" Jack Sparrow

"When life gets in your way, be a girl and shove it down the stairs." Some person

FAVORITE STORIES:

Favorite little Legolas story: Mask of Innocence

Favorite school related story: The Day School Got TWISTED!

Favorite Silmarillion: Strange Alliances

Favorite Mary-Sue Parody: I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENER! or The Game of the Gods

Favorite series: Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around

Favorite Harry Potter: The Moment it Began

THINGS I DON'T LIKE:

Slash

Eragon (go to the link at the top of the page to see why)

My brothers

When PJ didn't put Glorfindel in the movie

And most of all, Mary Sues! GO BACK TO THE FIERY CHASM FROM WHICH YOU CAME FOUL BEASTS! People keep saying that they don't mind the well written ones, but I haven't found one yet.