I am a senior in highschool. I have almost returned to my natural hair color, brown. My eyes are blue but I swear there is like grey in them. I wear glasses cause I am blind! lol Hers are all weird and crooked 'cause she sleeps in 'em... She's the most gorgeous woman in the world...and if Sarah wasn't already marrying her...I would. Hee. We're not lesbians, we just act like it!

Also just so everyone knows why my name is now Zane Snape and not Malfoy was because me and Lola took quizzes and found out who are Harry Potter parents are, my father is Severus and my mother is a whore lol. No my mum is Minerva, sadly. So thats why I changed it, sorry if it was a problem which I doubt it was. I don't think anyone reads my story so whatever lol. No, I think 'whore' would be the correct term...lol. Regarding certain circumstances...

I have now taken back control over my profile. Yeah right. Change your password. I really need too lmao.

General Likes: I love books, I would die without books. If I could I would so live in a book store. I like music and movies. I like to hangout with my friends, and when we are together we are the biggest dorks you will ever see. That's putting it mildly.

General Dislikes:
The sun. Catti-brie Battlehammer, I hate her with a passion. Why oh why? And I really don't know why. I hate as Lola said certain people, like preps. They should all burn in hell. What if I went prep on you?—no more black. And then what would you do? Huh? Huh? HUH? Kill me? ...Sniffle. Well...I'm going to Hell anyway, so it's not like it matters, really... Tay I would always love you no matter what you did. lol Aw, I'm so loved!

Books (she also claims she would die without books, and she also claims that she has no life so she's reading FanFics or books most of the time—another way we're alike—haHA, Zane! I'm rubbing off on you!):Left that cuase its true!-Zane
Harry Potter—although she LAUGHED when Dumbledore died in Half-Blood Prince, I did laugh and I also believe Snape and Dumbledore were planning it. And I was right suckers!!
Heir Apparent—oh, yeah, that was a good one...
The Vampire Chronicles
Lord of the Rings—and although she hasn't read all of it, she says of what she's read it's good. I can't get into it. How dare you? lol...
Angelhead - which was so sad, mental illness book
Blood Confession - that so rocked, alot of blood! It's a little like the story of Elizabeth Bathory if you know who she is.
Blue Bloods - It was okay
Twightlight and New Moon - These books rock, I can not wait for the next one. Hee...Edward/Bella mushy. No Edward and Jacob. And the last book would be Vintage: A Ghost Story - This book rocked, it was so awsome. A cool goth teenage boy helps this ghost pass on. (Schmexay man-love included!) Oh yes always remember the schmexay man-love! lol Of course you can't forget it! It's so...schmexay...
City of Bones and City of Ashes- These books rock!

Anime/Manga:
Fruits Basket - Kyo is so hott—so is Haru.

Movies
Her house is seriously very nearly DROWNED in movies. ( its true too)
Harry Potter 1-4—particularly Goblet of Fire although they jumped into it
Lord of the Rings
King Arthur
Interview with the Vampire—she says, and I quote, "Brad Pitt is so hott in this movie but Lestat is my favorite person, book and movie."
Cursed
Walk the Line
Underworld
And 300 rocked, it was totally awesome.Bloodbath! Seriously...what's not to love?
The Covenant
Sweeny Todd
10,000 bc

There should be more, but I can't think of any and as she is not watching me type this...(Its okay-Zane) Bwaha, you're going to regret this...

Music:
Marilyn Manson - You must love Marilyn Manson he is so hot and he sings so beautifully
Within Temptation - LOL
Cradle of Filth, 3 Doors Down
Nickleback
Red
Disturbed - He has such an awsome voice.
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Enrique Iglesias
Simple Plan
Three Days Grace
Evanescence

Favorite FanFiction Pairings:
Slash
Draco/Harry—Harry Potter
Draco/Ron—Harry Potter only sometimes
Harry/Severus - Harry Potter that one is pretty new, ( It is new, but when u actually start to read the good stories with this pairing it turns out to sound like a good idea.) Schmexay.
Severus/Sirius - This is new and I really like this one.
Yuki/Kyo—Fruits Basket - this one is okay not my fav
Haru/Kyo—Fruits Basket - this is my fav, becuase its so unlikely
Haru/Yuki—Fruits Basket - this one is just okay too
Chase/Caleb - The Covenant ( awsome movie ) - The only reason I even thought to see if this was on here is in the movie Chase very quickly kisses Caleb on the mouth and I couldnt help but think someone might have put a story on here with the two of them. Oh...so very schmexay...not as good as Reid, though...
And I'm going to keep these on here because she had them on here and I feel so—sniffle—honored because she says I'm her best friend...
Drizzt/Jarlaxle—Forgotten Realms - Jarlaxle is so hot, Drizzt aint to bad.
Drizzt/Entreri—Forgotten Realms - Hate Entreri, he looks like he was dropped on his head as a baby. Does not, he's schmexay.Yes he does!!
Jarlaxle/Entreri—Forgotten Realms Oh Jarlaxle my love!! happy thoughts lmaoGuess what? Jarlaxle...is a mercenary. And...he's a mercenary! And guess what else? He's a mercenary! lol, remember that?
Also Doctor/Jack from Doctor Who

Non Slash - Not much of a non slash reader
Draco/Hermione—Harry Potter - the best none slash pairing ever, it's also so unlikely.
Tom Riddle/Hermione—Harry Potter - This one is alright, but this one usually has time travel in it which I dont really care for.
Voldemort/Hermione—Harry Potter - This one is really good, very unlikely. Again why I like it.
Harry/Ginny—Harry Potter - I actually hate this one, Lola ur wrong! lol
Harry/Hermione—Harry Potter - Its alright, havent read a story on this couple in like forever.
Severus/Hermione—Harry Potter - Only read like 3, but its okay.

Drizzt/Catti-brie—Forgotten Realms, although I know she doesn't mean this one. As I have said, she hates Catti-brie... DIE CATTI-BRIE DIE!! - I love you Lola, ur so special.

Of course I'm special. And just remember...you love me. Even though I'm turning prep now. HA!
I'm not even kidding.

Arwen/Aragorn—The Lord of the Rings - For all these I havent read LOTR fanfic's in like forever. Well except for some slash ones.
Legolas/Arwen—The Lord of the Rings
Eowyn/Aragorn—The Lord of the Rings
Legolas/Eowyn—The Lord of the Rings

Quotes

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light." —Dumbledore, dont care that you died. Just hope Draco is okay. And he is, read the last book.

There is no good or evil, there is only power and those who are to weak to seek it."—the Greatest Wizard of all time. Okay so he may not be the greatest he still is a kick ass bad guy.

" From the ashes a fire shall be woken...a light from the shadows shall spring...renewed shall be blade that was broken...the crownless again she be king." —Arwen, My favorite quote from LOTR

(From her version of the Drizzt Do'Urden graphic novel Exile)
"Zak! My father!" —Drizzt
"No, Drizzt, I am...your MOTHER!" —Zak
"NNNNOOOOO!" —Drizzt

"How did they find me?" —Drizzt (still in her version of the graphic novelthe hand motion needs to be seen for this to be truly effective.) That was bad! lol

And now...a timeless quote from ZANE SNAPE and LOLA WITHERBOTTOMS! "But wouldn't it pop?" Snicker snicker. LMAO I had forgot about that! "Wouldn't it pop?!" Well, wouldn't it?! It so would Lola!! There is no doubt in my mind. It would have to, it just doesn't make any sense. lol

All right. In the spirit of not listening to one of my bestest friends, her story ROX MY SOX! (Wow, I've never said that before...) and R&R it, please, it would be appreciated. And now...off to spoon. Seriously. LUNCH spoon, God, you perverts. Honestly.

Zane- this is a warning never eat corn dogs or blue suckers when your near Taylor ( Lola Witherbottoms ) . Bad Idea!
When did you put that on there? —Lola AND THE SUCKER THING WAS NOT MY DOING! That was Sarah. : P I only had dealings in the corn dogs... And your also the one who had to stick her tongue in the breadstick. lol That was not Sarah's doing.

Oh sure blame poor Sarah. She has done nothing worng, you big git. lol ~ Zane Snape

Oh yeah RIGHT. "Poor Sarah"...come on, she's the most perverted of all of us! Do we need to revisit lunchtime and the locker room with Helen? And I'm not a git. —Lola

I love my friends! -Zane Snape

We love you too! Sob. —Your DLW

My DLW, god I forgot about that. My dirty little whore. lol - Zane Snape

Yes, that's right, I'm a Dirty Little Whore—a dirty little whore who knows your password. Take that! -Lola

I love you!-Zane Oh just thought of something! hey Lola want a cookie. Well you can't have one ha! lol nah here you can have a cookie. remember Draco's freak out for a cookie oh and the freak out when Hermione gave him that potion and he went bananas and hugged Harry and was like I love you and singing to himself lmao i loved that.

Yes, I want a cookie. Can it be cat-flavored? —Lola AND I LOVE YOU TOO!!

Sure why the hell not! I LOVE YOU MY DLW. AND YOUR ALSO MY PIXIE!