Author has written 10 stories for Inuyasha, Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

February 21, Wednesday:

HaHA! I told you I'd be back! Didn't I? And I'm BACK! In yo' face! Wo0t!

Umm...

Yeah.

Wo0t?

Heheh...

-chirping crickets-

Byeeeeees!

November 9, Thursday:

Well, I'm back. It's official.

If anyone knows any good shojo manga with preferably very little airheaded heroines and scantily-clad/naked women, please let me know.

Current obsessions: Orly orly orly! (That means Orlando Bloom in non-fangirl-speak.) He's...

ORLICIOUS!

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This is my profile (and stories) on FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~rif4ever

I am Kagome's 'Psychotic PMS!' face. Which one of Kagome's dumbass faces are you? Find out here: here

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Stuff about moi

I'm an atheist, and I have a fear of Kansas. My cousins live there, and let me tell you, it's like a whole other world... But one of my cousins there introduced me to InuYasha, though, so it can't be all bad... Right? Right?

Favorites

Food: Chocolate. Anything with sugar, really. And beef jerky. And Spagettios. Spagettios are the best food ever. Seriously. And Ramen. And let's not forget toast and tater tots.

Cute non-real guys: Kouga, InuYasha (both human and hanyou), Sesshomaru, Kohaku, Hiten, Bankotsu, Miroku, (1st 8 from InuYasha), Edward Elric (from Fullmetal Alchemist), Syoaran Li/Li Showren, Yue (from Card Captor Sakura), Ryoga (Ryoga has FANGS!)(from Ranma 1/2), Sasuke, Kiba, Kakashi, Iruka, Itachi, Shikamaru, Neji (from Naruto), Every guy (except for Mokuba) (from Yu-Gi-Oh!), Prince Zuko (from Avatar: The Last Airbender), Kurama (from Yu Yu Hakusho), Soubi and Ritsuka (from Loveless), Okita Soji, Captain Hijikata (from Kaze Hikaru), and Ashitaka (from Princess Mononoke).

Cute real guys: Channing Tatum, Anthony Federov, Robert Pattinson, Daniel Hay, Sean Biggerstaff, Ne-Yo, William Moseley, Daniel Radcliffe, Tom Felton, Orlando Bloom, Jared Padalecki, Billie Joe Armstrong (the lead singer of Green Day), Leonardo DiCaprio (before he got all bloaty), Will Smith, Usher, J.D. Fortune (the new lead singer of INXS), Brad Pitt, Tom Welling, Johnny Depp, Chad Micheal Murray.

Books: Eragon; the Harry Potter books; the Georgia Nicolson books; Greeb Rider; Gossip Girl; Bitter is the New Black; Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry; So Hard to Say; The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things; Boy Meets Boy; Much Ado about Nothing; A Midsummer Night's Dream

Movies: Mean Girls, Titanic, InuYasha 2: The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Princess Mononoke, Zoolander, LOTR, POTC, Elizabethtown, Chicago, Haven

TV Shows: Gilmore Girls, American Idol, America's Next Top Model, The Fabulous Life, All Access, Spongebob Squarepants, Top Chef, Project Runway, MTV's Little Talent Show, The White Rapper Show, I Love New York

Anime: InuYasha, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Pretear

Manga: InuYasha, Kaze Hikaru, Nana, Vampire Knight, Beauty Pop, SkipBeat!, Absolute Boyfriend, Ranma 1/2, Bizenghast, Dramacon, Loveless (Loveless is the best!!!), OffBeat, Boy Princess+Anima, Earthian

Pairings: Basically slash/yaoi/shonen-ai all the way

Songs: Listen To Your Heart: D.H.T., Moonlight Shadow: Amy Branch and/or Mike Oldfield, Hungry Like The Wolf: Duran Duran (guess who this makes me think of?), Tourniquet: Evanescence, Mr. Brightside: The Killers, High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup, Barbie is a Bitch by Weird Al, Fighter by Christina Aguilera, White And Nerdy by Weird Al

Quotes: "Conscience is the little voice in your head that tells you someone might be looking." -Anonymous

"I mean, how could a hamster fuck an elephant? They'd have to do butt sex... It would just DIVE RIGHT IN!" -Paul (Yeah... No comment)

"I'm alone and I'm watching tv and I don't like to be alone..." -Rachel

"Dude, I'm like, burnt sienna, and you're like, burnt umber." -Burnt Sienna Dude

"Argh swash swash buckle buckle!" -Orlando Bloom

"I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm outta bubble gum." -Seto Kaiba (gotta love him. Wait, this is the quote section? I lurve the quote too.)

"Don't do school, stay in drugs." -Percydude

"There are no winners in war. Only those killed. And me." -A character in my story Sa'er which is on my profile at Fictionpress. You should go read it. http://www.fictionpress.com/~rif4ever

"Xao xing yao daodze!" -Me (It means: 'Be careful, I have a knife,' in Chinese)

"Why don't all the mean people in the world just buy a country together and just blow each other up?" -Tara Reid

"You little men annoy me. Go." -Sesshomaru (BEST QUOTE EVER!)

"Republicans for Voldemort." -Bumper sticker (Yah I'm a Harry Potter nerd)

"Useru baka!" -Me (fear my bad Japanese grammar!)

"If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?" -Bumper sticker (Gotta love it. Tourists are the scourge of the human race. Seriously.)

"Preserve the environment, plant a Bush back in Texas." -Bumper sticker (sooo true.)

"We apologize for the inconvenience." -God's Final Message To His Creation (from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) (Gotta love that. So damn funny.)

"Darn you. Darn you to heck." -The Madagascar Penguins (so funny... I say this all the time)

"Hoover Dam!" -The Madagascar Penguins

"Shit... taki mushrooms!" -The Madagascar Penguins

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every second of it." -Anonymous

"I don't suffer from an addiction to Daniel Radcliffe. I enjoy every second of it!" -Vivian

"Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was smart like me? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend read books like me? Well, don'tcha, asshole?" -Me (sing to the tune of Don'tcha by The Pussycat Dolls)

"Life is like whiteout and cheesepuffs." -Me

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago." -Dan Quayle

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." -George Gobel (O.O)

"He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab." -Proverb (so damn perverted)

"Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?" -Proverb (so true)

"Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots." -Proverb

"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW." -Proverb

"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush

"I bet he showers... naked!" -A fangirl of the Prince in Ella Enchanted. If I was ever in a hottie 's (cough Orlando Bloom cough) house, I would so do that. It such a great fangirl line!

"I don't see why you can't just teach us history instead of always harping on the past!" -Glinda in the Broadway musical Wicked (OMG she is so retarded, why do people like her?)

"I shall name you squishy and you shall be mine. You shall be my squishy." -Dory (from Finding Nemo)

"Hellooo, funny farm." -Me

"I'm not a pyromaniac. I'm a pyro-enthusiast." -Vivian (my friend)

"WHAT THE FUDGE?" -Me

"There are two kinds of people: the kind that separates the world into two kinds of people, and the kind that doesn't." -Bridget Vreeland (from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - the book, not the movie. The movie sucked.)

"I am a peaceful person who happens to be filled with violent rage." -someone in the Dirty Little Secret (by the All-American Rejects) music video

"I'm kind of psychic. It's like I have ESPN or something." -Karen (from Mean Girls)

"And then on the third day, God created the Remington Bullet Action Rifle so man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen." -the hillbilly kids in Mean Girls

"Always wear a good bra. Sometimes the only support you can get is from your underwire." -Heidi Klum

"Average, everyday, sane psycho." -Liz Phair

"Since when does citrus have libido?" -Me, on my rant about lemons

"He's not handsome, he's gorgeous!" -Toki (from Princess Mononoke)

"Don't boast, Draco. There's no need with these people." -Lucius (from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"He's brilliant! Completely demented, of course. Terrifying to be in the same room with him. But completely brilliant!" -Ron (from Harry Potter and the Goble of Fire)

"What's got your wand in a knot?" -Hermione (from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)(Heehee, this is so perverted if you think about it that way)

"I don't want eternal glory!" -Harry (from, you guessed it, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"Don't you run away from me! I want you to look at me when I kill you!" -Voldemort (from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"Sexy men are sexy." -Angerasu85

"He's hunk-a-licious!" -my friend on the subject of Robert Pattinson

"Holy Satan!" -Me

"Come play on my mood swings..." -Sweetypuss

"I know that I am not crazy because pancakes five ooky." -Sweetypuss

"Hug me." -my ex-boyfriend (we're still friends), he says this whenever he's happy

"That's ridiculous! Babies don't come from New Jersey! They come from Philadelphia." -Number One (from Codename: Kids Next Door)

"Okay, that goes in the no-no jar." -my best friend on the subject of something disturbing

"Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them." -some T-shirt

"I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song" From 'Sugar We're Going Down' by Fall Out Boy

"I love you, you idiot!" -Rory on Gilmore Girls

"Two blondes don't make a right." -some guy on the show Next

note: I have absolutely nothing against blondes.The above quote just struck me as really, really funny.

THE FOLLOWING ARE FROM www.goodquotes.com YOU SHOULD GO THERE NOW.

"Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich."

"No blood no foul." My personal philosophy.

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" Take that Barbie!

"Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs." I AM NOT ON DRUGS PEOPLE!

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay." Er...yah... I say that a lot.

"Constipated people don't give a crap." Hahahaha...

"If we quit voting, will they all go away?" STOP VOTING, PEOPLE! NOW!

"Eat right, exercise, die anyway." So, so true.

"Fight crime: shoot back!"

"Grow your own dope --- plant a blonde." Funny funny.

"Politicians and diapers both need to be changed, and for the same reason." Haha... 'cause they're full of crap, get it? I knew you would.

"None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all." Lol.

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!" Best poem ever. Walt Whitman ain't got nothing on this.

"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate." Yeah... Story of my life.

"Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless." So true.

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose." Funny funny! A stupid person's tale of doing drugs. Now, kiddies, don't try this at home... Aw, what the hell, who am I, your mother?

"The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus." HELL YEAH!

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight." What halo?

"No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you." I say this all the time.

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!" Um... Yeah... Very true... Unless you have morals or a concience or whatever.

"Guys are like lava lamps, they're fun to look at just not so bright!"

"It taked 42 muscles to smile, so instead stick up your middle finger and say 'bite me' in a bitchy tone!" Teehee.

"All your base belong to us."

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" -Denis Leary

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." Maybe?

THE FOLLOWING ARE FROM www.comedy-zone.net/quotes YOU SHOULD GO THERE TOO.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign) (O.O)

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Bob knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." -Stephen King (YAY! Religion-bashing!)

"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" -Art Hoppe

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." -Charles de Gaulle (No... Ya think?)

"The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi." -Bill Gullickson (So retarded and yet so funny...)

"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." -Alexai Sayle (actually, we say that too...)

"Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead." -James Thurber

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -WC Fields (Yah... I like this quote.)

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." -Jeff Marder (Good thing, too. Going to jail hungry is not a pleasant experience. Trust me. I should know.)

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." -Rita Mae Brown

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead." -Woody Allen

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are." -Matt Lauer

"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate." -Jo Brand

"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV." -Homer Simpson

"If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences." -William Sunday

"I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album." -Rita Rudner

"Thank God I'm an atheist." -Luis Bunuel

"The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted." -Brendan Behan

"Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable." -HG Wells

"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?" -George Deacon

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett

"In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them." -John Von Neumann

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Likes: Drooling over the cute guys (see above), It's Happy Bunny tm, Vitamin Water (I'm like a druggie for it), writing, watching, reading, and dreaming about InuYasha, my blue iPod mini, sugar, FANGS! OMFG fangs are so so sooo awesome I am like completely in love with fangs! They are so great! Fangs are totally the meaning of life! I have pointy teeth myself and I can tell you it's awesome! Orly!

Dislikes: Long lines, the time slot for InuYasha (it is so frickin late and I have school! But I deal.), annoying/stupid people, people who talk about how AWESOME (insert sarcasm here) my hair is, racist/sexist people, people who hate gay/bi people, Micheal Jackson, when my computer is frickin SLOW!

These things piss me off, but I don't hate them: Lemons, my stepsister (she got a frickin iPod Nano for Christmas, and I'm 2 and 1/2 years older than her and I only have a Mini that I got for my birthday 4 months ago! She's also completely retarded! And yet she gets everything she wants!), tech support (scratch that I hate tech support), my English teacher (she thinks I'm a smartass! Just 'cause I'm smarter than her! -grumbles-)

Rants (when I start talking about something and just won't shut up):

The Lemon Rant

Geez, lemons are soo annoying. I mean, they're just stories describing people screwing each other. Ooohhh wow so awesome. If you want that, just get a romantic movie and there's gonna be other stuff in it too, not just the oh-so-lovely descriptions. There are two types of lemons: the poetic kind, like, "Her dewy doe brown eyes flickered as fireflies do in the moonlight, her cherry lips glistened like the fresh morning dew on the grass at dawn." or there's the science textbook kind, like, "Insert Tab A into Slot B." So frickin annoying! Maybe one for each pairing is enough, but noo, there have to hundreds of them! And here's another thing: THEY'RE ALL THE SAME! Every single fricking one! People could just change the title and the characters of some other lemon and the copy would be considered a great lemon! It doesn't even matter what pairing it is, it's just the same descriptions! Seriously, people, if you need something to masturbate with, go ahead, but please, don't write so goddamned many! Oh, and the name? Lemon? What's with that? A yellow fruit? Since when does citrus have libido? Anyway, I hope that this rant has told you something about lemons. I don't hate lemons, really! They just annoy the crap out of me...

Wow, I can't believe you actually read all of that stuff. You must really be a nice person. Or just a cheap, lying, non-profile-reading fake. You've gotta be one or the other. Never both.