Name: Seijin Jimi. Just kidding. It's Ruthie
Age: 15
Species: Demicat (half-Wildcat)
Looks: Like a normal girl, only furrier...yesh, I am quite fuzzy. Think of your average, moderately short human girl. Cover her in short brown fur. Give her a dusty-pink nose, some whiskers, and a very long, tufty tail that tends to move of its own accord. Then you have me: Ruthie.
Personality: I. Am. A. Lunatic. I have been called the poster child for ADHD. I spaz quite frequently, think of really random stuff, and can't be serious for more than I have to. I am almost always telling jokes. People say I'm kinda fun. I say they're my new friends. Anyone who doesn't think I'm annoying is okay by me.
Loves: Green Day, Warriors, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, safety pins, Green Day, my collar, my steel-toed combat boots, Green Day, Tigerstar, Green Day, Legend of Zelda, Aqua, Queen, Green Day...
Hates: Daisy from Warriors, Tigerstar haters, Firestar, people who don't like Green Day, Fall Out Boy (and emo music in general), people who self-cut, perfectionists, people who don't get sarcasm, people who confuse They're, There, Their, etc (that drives me up a wall), The Great Gatsby, A Farewell to Arms
Random Info: Let's see...probably the most random info you'll ever get about me is that...Well, one of my Warriors rp characters, Riverstep, has a sort of "Inner Sakura" by the name of Inner Riverpaw (who she's had since she started apprentice training). My hands are also happily married to those of my friend Sierra...who apparently gets horny when you poke her kneecap. o.0 I found that one out in the worst of ways, lemme tell ya.

There. Now that's out of the way. (nods) Well, now we can get onto the more important matters. Like what I like to read and write. Isn't that going to be so much fun?

Shippings!
Ah, yes. I've discovered that a good pair makes a story worth reading. But I'm hopelessly particular. It has to be one of those "made-in-heaven-and-or-StarClan" sorts of things. You may like them. You may not. I don't care. This is me. And not you. Pomegranates.

Pairs I Adore

Warriors
Firestar x Sandstorm- Who doesn't like this?
Graystripe x Silverstream- Forbidden, like all the best love.
Tigerstar x Sasha- I prefer this to TigerxGolden
Squirrelflight x Brambleclaw- StarClan approved this! Come on!
Brackenfur x Sorreltail- A little rushed, but still sweet.
Crowfeather x Feathertail- He named himself for her!
Stormfur x Brook- She makes him happy. That's what love is about!
Cloudtail x Brightheart- He made her feel beautiful. Daisy, go pad after Smoky!
Bluestar x Oakheart or Whitestorm- Both of them cared so much about her.

Pokemon
Ash x Misty- I like this one. I like it a lot.
Gary x OC (Sora)- He should have someone, and I think Sora's got that covered.

Zelda
Link x Saria- She's not just a little kid. She's a Sage. Doesn't that mean she's ageless?

Pairs I'm Okay With

Warriors
Firestar x Spottedleaf- It was really just a crush, but I'll still read it.
Birchkit x Applekit- They touched noses. Firestar and Graystripe have done that. I'll read if it's well-written. However, I'm not totally against this pairing.
Squirrelflight x Stormfur- Cute, but I like SquirrelxBramble better.

Pokemon
Brock x Whoever- This guy's a sweetheart; he deserves someone!

Zelda
Link x Zelda- Ehh...I guess so. I mean, I follow the belief that they're brother and sister. If it's good, I'll read it.
Link x Ganondorf- HUGE inside joke. Don't ask. Don't even ask...
Link x Malon- Sure, why not? Hatter-chan's big into this one.

Pairs I Hate With a Passion

Warriors
Firestar x Bluestar- She was old when he joined the Clan. OLD!
Tigerstar x Goldenflower- When Tigerstar was exiled, she said nothing! She didn't say "Goodbye." She didn't even say "I love you."
Tigerstar x Bluestar- Who the hell thought this crowfood up?
Squirrelflight x Ashfur- For some reason, I just never liked Ashfur, not even as Ashpaw.And when he tried to break up SquirrelxBramble, I liked him even less. Not to mention the fact that he's a traitor.
Graystripe x Sandstorm- He told Fire(heart) she was pretty. So what?
Dustpelt x Sandstorm- He moved on to Ferncloud. Although, he's waaaay older than her, so that's kinda creepy to me...
Hawkfrost x Leaf(paw)-...Kinda creepy...and obscure...I don't like this one.
Crowfeather x Leafpool- Well, I don't hate this...But he's being so unfaithful to Feathertail's memory!
Cloudtail x Daisy- Daisy is a big wuss. She needs to leave and go back to the horseplace where she belongs

Pokemon
Ash x Gary- I have nothing against gays, just ShiShi stuff. Ash belongs with Misty. Gary belongs with Sora. End of story.

Zelda
Uhm...I only played OoT and MM...no one for Link in MM...

I will read slashfics if they are well-written, tender, and IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM GRAPHIC. No guy or girl sex. Kissy, huggy, sure-y. I especially like the ones where one half of the shipping doesn't know of their true feelings for the other. No ShiShi or Cloud x Sephiroth. Hatter-chan really overuses that one. (shiver)

Fave Characters!

Warriors
Bluestar- So wise and leaderly. Oh, and you know what else? She is not perfect. She made mistakes. She took a mate from another Clan. She lost faith in StarClan. She made tons of other mistakes. Firestar, learn well!
Tigerstar- Evil guys rule. Ever since he died and Firestar (ick!) thought about how much good Tigerstar could have done, I developed a soft spot for him. HE IS MINE!!
Graystripe- Like Bluestar, he wasn't perfect. Plus, he's a funny cat. I hope Erin writes him back.
Yellowfang- I liked her style.
Spottedleaf- I want a kitty that looks like her.
Rainwhisker- I've just always liked his name. It sounds really cool to me. I'm not sure why.
Link- Elf ears...Blonde hair...Blue eyes...I want a boyfriend who looks like that.
Darunia- The scene in OoT, after you clear the Dodongo Caverns, when he pats Link on the back and knocks him down: the best cutscene.
Saria- She's just so sweet and cute. And she has green hair.
Brock- Oh, Brock! He's a sweet, caring guy with perma-shut eyes and an obsession with girls.

Hated Characters
Firestar- He's too helpful! There has to be some kind of mistake making! I! HATE! PERFECT! CHARACTERS!
Scourge- He killed my Tigerstar! He's evil! So evil!
Ashfur- I can understand him not liking Tigerstar, but that doesn't mean Brambleclaw will turn out just like his father!
Hawkfrost- I feel sorry for Sasha. This is her son!
Darkstripe- He's such a coward. He begged for Tigerstar to let him follow him in Sunset. Pathetic!
Daisy- GO AWAY! CLOUDxBRIGHT! CLOUDxBRIGHT! CLOUDxBRIGHT! CLOUDxBRIGHT!
Ruto- I don't hate her. She's just kind of annoying. That crazy, Link-obsessed fishlady. (twitch)

Characters I Pity
Mousefur- She appears in every book and speaks, but NOTHING EVER HAPPENS TO HER!!!
Ravenpaw- Driven from his own Clan. He never got a warrior name!
Tigerstar- Nobody like him, everyone left him; they're all out without him, having fun. (writing a fanfiction to change this)
Mothwing- She just can't seem to believe. StarClan are real, dear. BELIEVE!
Gary- As with Tigerstar, no one seems to like him. I mean, his pep-squad left him when he went on to Johto.
Link- He saves Termina, Hyrule, etc, etc, and who are the games named for? ZELDA! Am I the only one who thinks this is wrong?

Fics
Yes, while FFN may not show it, my stories are actually out of order. This is a very important concept for you to have firmly in your grasp. Mind, not all of these are up for you to read just yet, but someday they will be. So, until that day, memorize this list.

Zelda
Chronicle of Saya = (Title Hidden) = (Title Hidden)

Warriors
Floodtide = Shaded Promises = Forbidden Sight (Working Title)
Swamp Chronicles: A Bug's Wing
Lake Chronicles: Stonefall
Meadow Chronicles: The Lone Dog
Forest of Purity = FourClan's Perils

Favorite Quotes
Sokka (who is very loopy after drink strange cactus juice): It's a...giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!

Nicky: Oh, Schadenfreude, huh? Wh...what's that, some kinda Nazi word?
Gary: Yup! It's German for 'happiness at the misfortune of others.'
Ncky: 'Happiness at the misfortune of others'...That is German!

Ash: It's following Pikachu around like it's a streaker or something!
Brock: Uh, Ash, I think you mean stalker.

Joey: This tournament's gotten way outta hand. Know why?
Duke: Because there's a mind-warping psycho on board? (everyone glares at him) Just being honest.

Sleeping Joey: Hey!
Yami Bakura (who is sneaking around, trying to steal his Finalist Card, freezes)
Sleeping Joey: ...That's my pizza...

Grandmother Willow: Hello, John Smith.
John Smith: Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me...
Pocahontas: Then you should talk back.

Edward Elric: What do you think is the matter? Once again I'll have to listen to Colonel Sarcasm tell me how I screwed up. 'Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this goose-chase? Money doesn't grow on trees, there, Chief! Ed? Where'd you run off to? Oh, wait, there you are! I couldn't see you there beyond my paperwork, seeing as how you're so short and all. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!' (sigh) ((The quote isn't half as funny as what he does while he's saying it.))

Roy: Dog, huh?...I LOVE DOGS!!
Fury: Really? You mean it?
Roy: Of course! Dogs embody loyalty; they follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain, and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Fury, they're the great servants of man! (starts to sing) Loyal canine, how we salute thee! Ha-ha-ha!

Edward Elric: DON'T CALL ME SMALL!! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!!
Alphonse Elric: Calm down...

Me (ish having "hand-sex" with my friend Sierra): X3
Freshmanpet Heyley: What are you guys doing?
Sierra: We're having hand-sex! .
Freshmanpet Hayley: Eww! That's disgusting!!
Me: Be that as it may, our hands are joined in marital bliss! The Catholic Church says we can do it!
((Don't ask about the hand-sex. It's this huuuuge inside joke.))

Sierra: ...Why...is your hand stroking my hand...?
Me: Because my hand wants to make your hand feel sexy. :3

Trivia
--Dan Green, the person who voices both Yami and Yugi, has the most incredible voice. It's right in-between the voices of the two characters. This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heyaVg1TNrE is an interview with him. "I'M GOING TO DO MY LAUNDRY!"

--http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/narfy_one/FFN/ Pictures of the various characters you meet in my fanfictions. I'm still adding pictures to it, and as a bonus, some of them are even hand drawn.

Note, at any time during one of my stories, you see something written in bold type, that is an unannounced Author's Note. I do that because it stands out more from the text than simply writing "a/n" or something to that effect. Oh, and sometimes the characters from the story will join me in commenting. If that's the case, then their speech will have their name before it, and their name will be underlined. There. Done. Enjoy!