nao...

is the person in this picture.

is a fifteen-year-old girl.
loves Pokémon.
lives in Chicago.
craves human contact.
likes people.
takes a lot of online quizzes.
once fell up the stairs.
has eaten a chocolate-covered cockroach before.
is entertained by humor.
watches a lot of sitcoms.
has actually enjoyed a G-rated movie before.
never eats breakfast.
likes to sing.
can't dance to save her life.
prefers pirates over ninjas.
has fun on Encyclopedia Dramatica and /b/.
tends to hang out at icanhascheezburger.com a lot.
is broadening her horizon of series she is intensely interested in.
really wants to drive, but isn't allowed.
is a wannabe-photographer.
is addicted to onions, flaming hot cheetoes, raspberries, and pudding pops.
wonders why you're still reading this.
knows how to do a lot of useless things.
is (sort of) hopeless at HTML.
loves to talk. (so send me an IM or email!)

x)

a sadful apology:

Due to my sudden lack of interest in my previously dabbled-in fandoms, the majority of my unfinished work most likely will not be completed in the near future, or possibly at all. A lot of my writing and characterization skills have unfortunately diminished and I regret taking a hiatus at all.
This means, upsetting as it is, all of my fanfiction that doesn't say "Complete" under the summary probably never will. However, this is most certainly not a promise.
I admit to having an alarmingly intense addictive personality. And in the past, I have been known to become extremely interested (some would go so far as to say obsessed) with particular series', one or two at a time. Now, though, my passion for an individual series doesn't last for a few months to a year; instead, it stays for a few hours at times, a couple of days, and occassionally a few weeks. So it's hard for me to focus on a certain fandom, and the only reason I have become even remotely in character in the past is from reading fanfiction for five hours a day for weeks--I obviously don't have the time or attention span for that anymore.

No, I haven't stopped writing. And although I have no plans to continue any incomplete fanfiction, you can definitely look forward to more stories, drabbles, oneshots, and plotbunnies in the near future.
For those of you who have been following my stories, take them off your alerts; they won't be updated any time soon.

And for this I am truly sorry.

:O

contact information.

AIM;; kaizokuai

email;; locarns@gmail.com

YouTube;; naoserx

LiveJournal;; noanon

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1. MMoF: Loyal reviews

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. A drabble. Candy Wife x Peppermint Larry. Even though she can't speak, she knows he still understands.

Complete - Misc. Cartoons - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 7-12-08

2. Movie reviews

AAML, AARM, Ash x Misty, Pokeshipping... er, whatever you'd like to call it. A basic one-shot. Ash and co. watch a movie. If I say anything else, the entire.. everything will be given away. xD It's cute.

Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 3-29-08

3. Mary Sewage reviews

Ash and co. stumble upon a typical Mary Sue. Brock falls in love, Ash battles and falls in love, and Misty despises at first sight. Slight AAML. Parody.

Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 3-20-08

4. Silence reviews

When the office becomes too noisy, someone suggests a silence contest.

Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 3-17-08

5. Misunderstanding reviews

Well, can you blame him? Acronyms are confusing! Since when does GF mean girlfriend? humor

Complete - One Piece - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 1-3-08

6. Relative To That Of A Plotless Fanfic reviews

It's a cliché. Pairings differ. Chapter two in progress.

One Piece - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-22-07

7. No Offense Intended reviews

[Sequel to This Is Not Meant To Be Offensive!] Helen, Harriet's sister, attempts a selfinsert. [Parody]

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 10-4-07

8. The CrackFic to end all CrackFics reviews

A parody that features Yo Momma, Sasuke and Naruto's child. [YaoiParody]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-16-07

9. Another Freakin' Crossover » reviews

Rated for mild language. The Elric Brothers, along with a few others, are invited to the Yobmoorshum Mansion. Pure randomness. Read if you're in for a good laugh. [On Temporary Hiatus]

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-07

10. ROFLMAO UNO » reviews

Crossover between Fullmetal Alchemist, Pokemon, Naruto, Barney, and Dora the Explorer. COMPLETE Randomness, along with somewhat of a developed plot and three OCs. If you're looking for a good laugh, read it! [For Apple Seal] Discontinued as of now.

Anime X-overs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-23-07

11. This Is Not Meant To Be Offensive! reviews

[Everything in here is onehundred percent sarcasm] Hariret then had the most original idea in the world: She would INSERT herself into the Fullmetal Alchemist world! It was so unique and creative, everyone would love her for it! [parody]

Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-15-07 - Published: 8-15-07

12. Robot Apron Man!

[NOT written by me.] Al becomes a superhero.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-07

13. Attic Lawyers! Le Confession! Random Title! reviews

I didn't write this though it's extremely hilarious. NaruHina. Hinata magically gains confidence and eliminates all her competition. Rates for violence and random emo death.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 8-5-07

14. Sues Suck reviews

The tale of MariaSusan Clennenford, the most perfect girl in the world! Rated for very mild language. [oneshot] [Mary Sue parody]

Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-07

15. All For You » reviews

Commonly used plot. Sam goes through an extreme makeover via her cousins to impress someone, no matter how intense the pain is. xD Might be a bit OOC. Please read and reveiw.

Danny Phantom - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 6-3-07

16. Not Another Highschool Story! » reviews

Plot? There IS no plot! Let's see... it's one of those FMACharactersComeToMySchool Fanfics, but I'm trying to make this one a bit more interesting! I swear there are no real pairings intended. I've been told it's funny. COMPLETE! Now with added AN.

Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-17-07 - Published: 3-1-07

17. Kana Con » reviews

[I came up with this during a convention]. Edward is invited to Kanashi Con, an anime convention in St. Louis. Things turn around a bit when he gets sick and Roy offers to take his place. NOT yaoi. Rated for slight language.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-23-07 - Published: 4-23-07

18. Tea Party reviews

Roy's cousin invites Edward over for a tea party. [oneshot]

Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-26-07 - Published: 1-26-07

19. FMA Meets AOL Again reviews

Wow, how original. Heheh...another chatroom FanFic. The cast of FullMetal Alchemist talks on AIM...with some unexpected visitors coughDokoandfriendscough. Look out for sequel, coming soon! And please read begining summary. Thanks deviantART!

Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-17-07

20. Avenue Q From Hell » reviews

Not an average high school fic. Well, maybe a LITTLE, but not really. The Naruto cast perform Avenue Q as a required school play. But what happens when the lead is... Rock Lee? Rated for mild language. Chapter 5 up.

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 10-5-06

21. Right in front of your nose reviews

I didn't write this, a friend did. Naruto sees Hinata with Kiba and gets jealous.[One Shot].[NaruHina].[KibaHina]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 10-18-06

22. O RLY? reviews

Well, yeah, one of those stories where you and your friends go into Gaia. But this one is SPECIAL! It's hilarious [well, kinda] and a cool story if you like.... stories. Rated for MILD language. MILD, PEOPLE!

Gaia Online - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 9-8-06

23. Run! A Mary Sue! reviews

A MarySue checks into the Tipton. [ShortFic][OneShot][Don't take it seriously] Written by me and KoKo.

Complete - Suite Life of Zack and Cody - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 8-21-06

24. Never Wanna Be like you » reviews

Lizzy and Mickey's cousin comes to visit them from Japan. She's quiet, dark, and a bit shy. And... her cousins are playing matchmaker? [It's better than it sounds...]

Suite Life of Zack and Cody - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-11-06 - Published: 6-16-06

25. Twins and Your Mom » reviews

[My sister wrote this, not me!] Mickey and Lizzy are new at the Tipton, and have no clue what is going on! [full summary inside bacause I suck at these]

Suite Life of Zack and Cody - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-17-06 - Published: 6-17-06