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Author has written 6 stories for Discworld, Dark Tower series, Orson Scott Card, and Harry Potter. !)))GOOD NEWS((( ! I've updated my bio for the new year, and have made my resolution: I will be less of an anti-social asshole from this day foreword. It's going to take a lot of work but I think I can do it. Real name: Daniel Age: Twenty Race: Human Aspiration: To be the first Earthling to walk on Mars. Hobbies: Sex, drugs, and Rock n' roll. In that order. My favorite phrase: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" -- The Brain. If I had one wish: I'm kind of hungry. If I had one wish right now I would ask for an open-face ham sandwich. My advice to the incurably angry, abysmally cynical, and overtlydramatic: There has got to be something in this world that makes you happy. Find it. Grab it. Hold it close. Don't ever let it go. And stop complaining. I can't stand you. My name is LongshotMike. I take my cars fast, my women easy, and my pants off at parties. Thank you. Good night. | |||||||
1. Harry Potter and the Orgy of the Phoenix » reviewsHarry and Ron discover what goes on behind closed doors. Harry has a change of feelings toward Molly Weasely. Mother, wife, and most important, sexgoddess. Will update often.Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-26-06 - Published: 1-25-062. India Heat reviewsSequel to Orgy of the Phoenix. Molly Weasely and Harry Potter, along with several members of the Order of the Phoenix, have fled to India, in the wake of Voldemort's demise. HM MW SEX.Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-25-06 - Published: 1-20-063. Captain Carrot tells a dirty joke reviewsDrabble.Complete - Discworld - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 1-4-064. Peter and Ender reviewsThis fic concerns a letter that Ender wrote to Peter shortly after ENDER'S GAME... 'I remember how you used to get the best of me. But this time we won, me and Val. We beat you Peter...' The boy, who loved everyone, hated him...Complete - Orson Scott Card - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-20-05 - Published: 12-20-055. The battle at the Bottom of Dark Tower reviewsWhat if Roland returned to the Dark Tower with his Kamai fully intact? Please Review. Leave an X if you don't like it or an O if you do. After ten reviews if the 'X's out number the 'O's the story will be removed.Complete - Dark Tower series - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 12-19-056. Lotr on the Disc? » reviewsPlease Review. Give me an 'O' if you like it or an 'X' if you don't. After ten reviews if the 'X's out number the 'O's the story will be terminated. After each termination a new story will be promptly posted for review. Thanx.Discworld - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-18-05 - Published: 12-18-05
