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Author has written 4 stories for Batman the Animated Series, Alice in Wonderland, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Inglourious Basterds. I'm 19, studying medical science but secretly wanting to study physics and smash particles together or orchestrate nuclear reactions. I'm pretty destructive like that. Hmm, what else is there to say..? I love dangerous sexy men, PostSecret, haute couture, inside jokes, Paris, chocolate, cheap thrills and daydreaming. How typical. I'm a little esoteric (so my high school French teacher said) and I get worked up about things very easily. I have been described as both 'passive-aggressive' and 'supremely inappropriate'. I swear, a lot. Also, I drive rather like Toad from The Wind in the Willows. I don't know, I think that's important. My tastes in literature and films are wide and varied, but a running theme seems to be the unhappiness of suburbia, and ordinary people trying to break away with disastrous consequences. In the former I love The Secret History, Alice in Wonderland, The Eyre Affair, Perfume: the Story of a Murderer, the Hannibal series, Poison, and On The Road. In the latter I love The Blues Brothers, Marie Antoinette, Fight Club, The Matrix, The Dark Knight, Inglourious Basterds, Star Wars... The list is, actually, rather endless. Current obsessions (not likely to change anytime soon) include Dexter (the serial killer we all love - and want to maim badly, or be maimed by), Florence and the Machine, cheesecake, Tarantino, expensive shoes and quantum physics. Anything else that is worth knowing is probably on mah blog. It's not very interesting but it's pretty damn hilarious. (Click on the HOMEPAGE link, up there -points-) I'm also on FB. Just ask. | |||||||||||
1. Shadow » reviewsShe and Dr Crane had an understanding, of sorts. An exploration of the shadow aspect, and how emotions such as pleasure and fear are sometimes mistaken for the same thing. CranexOCBatman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,460 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 4-30-09 - J. Crane2. Game Theory » reviewsOur favorite Colonel and his officers drop into a tiny French village on Jew-hunting business, and stay at the home of a once-affluent family. Landa locks horns with Max, the fiery daughter. Add some Basterds, shake well, and enjoy.Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,834 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 9-14-09 - H. Landa3. Journeys of Nothing in the Land of Everything » reviewsAlice has grown up and left Wonderland behind with the naivety and charm of her youth; what happens, though, when Wonderland comes crashing into her new life and Alice discovers she can't leave it behind at all?Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,505 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter4. Jurassic FarcePARODY/SPOOF/WHATEVER! There's a new villain terrorizing the streets of Gotham City - The Velociraptor; she's a lean mean hover boarding machine and she's not about to let Batman stop her in her quest for criminal glory!Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Published: 3-13-09 - Bruce W.
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