| Mini-Chobi |
Author has written 24 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Captain Tsubasa, Artemis Fowl, Avenue Q, Cats, RENT, Storm Hawks, and Sherlock Holmes. ON COMPLETE HIATUS! As you may be able to tell, I am quite the dormant author. Don't expect any updates from me. Just put me on the alerts and I'll surprise you about once a year with a new fic or chapter or two. I do have a Storm Hawks thing I'm working on right now. Though I'll see if I can ever finish it before posting it up here. In fact, you may say that I am just about as dead as Link and Luigi. I dunno, I've noticed a lot of dying off of authors. FF.net just isn't quite what it used to be. What there used to be was Gai and Lee hug scenes in almost every story, and hilarity induced by the extremely famous, but now even more hibernative than I am, Link and Luigi. There used to be so many emotionally powerful stories. There used to be authors who really made you wish they had the creative license to the show, because their writing was just THAT great. There used to be close connections, a community of sorts to go to during my time on the internet. Now it's just a lot of badly-written porn and a Mary-Sue invasion. There is still good stuff out there, I know. But there's just a lot of bad stuff too. It's hard to find the good stuff now. I dunno. I think the day I become an active member again is the day Hyper Strudel comes back to FF.net. Or Link and Luigi begin regularly posting chapters again. It's been such a great time while it lasted, but I dunno. It's really just isn't what it was when I was still 11 or 12 or 13. I love you all, especially the only beta I ever had, who I call lil, Link and Luigi (as you may tell) and the regular reviewers of my stories. I love you, but now it's time to say a bittersweet fare-de-well. It's not going to be forever, but you know, in a time and place where bad fics are being updated daily and good fics are just that much harder to find, and are being abandoned left and right, it's hard being optimistic. And in case you get the wrong idea - NO, I am NOT leaving fanfiction(d0t)net. I am simply going to be very inactive. Mini-Chobi Heelllooooooo~~~ I'm 12, (yes, 12 :P don't underestimate me though!!) I'm a Chinese girl, I live in Canada and I'M A PROUD CHRISTIAN!! XD OMG GUYS!! AS OF TODAY (06/08/07) I AM NO LONGER 12!! I'M 13!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! OMG GUYS!! AS OF TWO MONTHS BEFORE (06/08/08) I AM NO LONGER 13!! I'M 14!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Something Happened! 01/06/08 Oh noes...! School starts tomorrow... Oh, help... I don't wanna go to school... I wanna stay at home all day and read/write fanfiction... wah... 01/01/08 - Happy New Year and It All Comes Back to RENT HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! Yeah... so, to start off the New Year, let me tell you about my NEW obsession: Kingsley Shacklebolt! From Harry Potter. You know, the auror who became Minister. It's a weird story, actually. I was rereading some part... I don't remember... but anyway. I suddenly realized that I had forgotten whether or not Kingsley was black. I know. Stupid question, really. But I had forgotten, so I decided to go back to Book 5 and read up on his description. And... ... well, I'm actually not sure what the hell happened... but I became hooked on finding all the parts with Kingsley in it. I read those parts again and again and again. When that didn't satisfy my new craving for all things Kingsley Shacklebolt, I came here to look for fanfiction (found a very good Kingsley/Hermione one too. It's called 'Coward'. Read it). I think this new obsession has something to do with my RENT obsession. You see... after reading Kingsley's descriptions, I began, as many do, to form a mental picture of what I think he should look like. For some reason, even after seeing the person who actually plays him in Movie 5 (who, in my opinion, seems a little old for my mental picture)... my mind is still intent on picturing Kingsley as a magical, taller version of none other than Taye Diggs. LOL So yeah. Kingsley is now considered a sexy beast in my book. And most importantly - HE'S SINGLE. Boo-yah! Wait, what? He's too old for me? And he's not real? ... oh, shut up! Anyway... keep checking back. I'll probably have a whole slew of Kingsley fanfiction out in a week or so XD 12/27/07 - Oh No! Not he! Benjamin is Straighter Than the Tall Palm Tree! Oh my-- It's been more than a month. I promised a few weeks. Whoops. Bad person here XP Anyway, I just watched Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat last night, and I like it quite a lot. I'm a Christian, so naturally, I'm glad that the story of Jacob and Joseph is being voiced, even if they neglected to mention God in the entire thing. Still... I have to admit, the first 5 minutes I was like 'wtf is is?'... ... but then I saw Nick Holmes and swooned and so everything was fine. For those that don't watch the credits - Nick Holmes is the guy who plays Benjamin. You know, adorable little Benny. Anywho, I was watching him the entire movie. Maybe it's because he was the only one without a beard or ridiculously long and curly hair, or maybe it's because he resembles Wilson Jermaine Heredia, or maybe it's because he was the youngest one there, or maybe it's because he's just him. Whatever the reason, I completely fell in love XD Much love at the part where that lady randomly comes on to tango with one of the brothers in "Those Canaan Days" and his brothers rush to cover young and innocent Benny's eyes. And of course, "Benjamin Calypso" was hilarious and lovely. Beautiful facial expressions. Wonderful close-up near the end too, right before the line: 'Each of the brothers fell to his knees!" It saddens me that Nick's not playing a larger role, and that he hasn't done more stuff. I can't even find any information - age, birthplace, sexuality, etc - that is so easy to find for actors like Anthony Rapp and Jacob Brent (BTW... does anyone else think that it's weird that we know Jacob's favourite colour ((orange)) but we don't know for sure whether or not he's gay?). Oh well. I still love 'im. If anyone hasn't seen Joseph before, I recommend it. You know, just to watch Nick giggle I'm KIDDING. Joseph is an amazing musical. I love it. It's fun and a little childish, but still. It's cute and fresh. And whoever said that musicals had to be really serious anyway? Funny thing is, I watched Joseph right after I watched West Side Story (I love Baby John, BTW), so it was a huge shift - from serious, dark, gangster business and bigotry to light-hearted, children's Bible sort of thing... lol But still. Nick's the icing on the cake. 11/21/07 - RENT and the Swallowing of Objects Haunts My Dreams Hey everyone-- I had the weirdest dream last night. I don't remember much of the beginning of the dream, but I think I was at this sort of carnival place. I'm not sure what on earth was going on, but Mark and Roger (from RENT) were there. Specifically, the Mark and Roger portrayed by Anthony Rapp and Adam Pascal. Anyway, I have no idea how it happened, but Mark/Anthony convinced Roger/Adam to try and swallow some swords. Then Anthony ran away. I stayed with Adam and laughed my ass off while people tried to cram daggers with really feathery hilts down his throat (he was okay, though. Adam fans calm down). He eventually gave up and we went looking for Anthony. We found him in an office trying to eat a ruler. Adam screamed, ran over, and yanked the ruler out of Anthony's mouth, yelling about how dirty it could be and how stupid he was for trying to swallow it. He was in manly hysterics, flailing his arms and looking like he was going to explode. Anthony didn't seem affected by this at all. He smiled and shrugged, making Adam even more hysterical. Anthony just laughed, turned to me with a look similar to the one he had in La Vie Boheme when he proclaimed "MUCHO MASTURBATION" and said, "It's OK... I'm Anthony." I woke up to my obnoxious alarm clock, thinking, "Damn right you are. And as long as it's still in my dreams, Anthony Rapp will never have anything bad happen to him." Now that I think back on it, I feel like laughing. The image of Anthony Rapp stuffing a ruler in his mouth is quite amusing. You're so ugly- I mean, LUCKY! - my friends and I Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile Best friends never abandon each other. Yet we are all human; we make mistakes. Everyone, that is, except Jesus. If you can claim Jesus to be one of your best friends, copy this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. If you are comfortable swearing, cussing, and talking openly about sex in the theatre, but would die before saying the name of the dreaded Scottish Play, copy & paste this in your profile. | |||||||||||||
1. Cowardice reviewsIn which Holmes is clueless to the rules of the courting world, and Watson is accused of cowardice. H/WSherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-16-09 - Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson - Complete2. Lovability reviewsDark Ace/Piper. "How do you know? Haven't you ever been in love? Ever loved anyone? Been loved?" Dark Ace frowns and shifts positions. He tells her no. Although he'd certainly like to see anyone try to love him. Apparently, he simply is not lovable.Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-25-09 - Dark Ace & Piper - Complete3. Pied Piper reviewsDark Ace/Piper. "I'd follow you anywhere." The music that her hands produce mesmerizes.Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-24-09 - Dark Ace & Piper - Complete4. Smells » reviewsHave you ever wondered how the Naruto characters smell like? Well, good thing if you have, because today, we are privileged enough to have Inuzuka Kiba here to tell us! Teams 8, 7, 10, & Gai, Sand Sibs, Kabuto/Sound Guys.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 3-23-07 - Kiba I. - Complete5. Naruto Potter Trilogy :1: We Are Sooooo Not Going! » reviewsA NarutoHarry Potter Crossover Trilogy! The Naruto gang is asked to go to Hogwarts! But they... flatout refuse. Every single one of them. And so Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Luna and Neville come to persuade them! Will they suceed? R&R!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 1-5-066. Ice Blue reviewsPostRENT. One shot. Because he really means those I love you's... and his eyes are ice blue, when they really have no business being so cold. Not slash.RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-07 - Mark C. & Benny C. - Complete7. You're Really Not Jealous? reviewsShikamaru's in love with an anthromomorph, but he won't ever admit it. 900word drabble. Onesided slash.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-13-07 - Shikamaru N. & Chouji A. - Complete8. On October 10th reviewsNaruto kills Him... that one with dark hair and those red, red eyes. As a perfect birthday present, pain is washed away from the face of this world.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-07 - Naruto U. & Pein - Complete9. His First, Her Second reviews[First ever poem. Be nice] The first Mating Dance performed by a Jellicle means nothing. The second means everything. Victoria is about to discover how painful that fact can be. Limeish.Cats - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-21-07 - Complete10. Avenue Q means Home reviewsFor The I - Sequel.Epilogue to "Til Our Dreams Come True". Ever wondered how Avenue Q was made into a show even though Princeton's idea was shot down? Well, you see, Moses found a box containing some of Nicky's old stuff...Avenue Q - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-30-07 - Complete11. Hidan Looks Like Malfoy » reviewsEveryone thought it when they saw Hidan for the first time. I just wrote it. Thought what, you ask? Why, that Hidan looks like Draco Malfoy. [Series of drabbles depicting many ways Hidan finds out that he's Malfoy's lookalike]Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 1-3-07 - Hidan12. Til Our Dreams Come True reviewsAvenue Q is a place to start off in your life. To let you start small and build until you get bigger and eventually leave. But what if, once you leave Avenue Q, you have to leave it for good?Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-12-07 - Complete13. You Have Silver Hair Too » reviewsAU Kakashi's a freshman in ninja school, and, apparently, silver hair is a rare occurence that needs to be noted by none other than Hidan. NOT YAOI! rated for Hidan's rather colourful languageNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 12-31-06 - Kakashi H. & Hidan14. Fathers and Daddys reviewsWhat really is the difference between a Father, and a Daddy?Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-9-07 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete15. The Scariest Month EVER » reviewsWhat happens when Tsunade tries to make peace with enemies? Will Shikamaru and Tayuya actually be able to stop trying to kill each other long enough to comunicate? Will Kakashi be able to keep his life facing a whole month with Itachi and Kisame?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 12-28-0516. Possession and Lover reviewsHidanHina To Hidan, she was his possession, and he was her possessor, and she should be happy with that. To Hinata, he was her lover, and she his, and he should be happy with that. How wrong they both are. ONESHOT!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 1-5-07 - Hidan & Hinata H. - Complete17. Konoha's Next Top Model » reviewsA Konoha version of America's Next Top Model! And Ino, Sakura, Tenten and Hinata are entering! Who will win the honour of being... the next, top, model?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,373 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 1-18-0618. Icha Icha Harem reviewsTo start off, Kakashi wants to be in a harem story, like Junko from Icha Icha Paradise. But after a small chain of events, he decides that being a hawt guy that demands every anime character's attention, is NOT such a good thing! KakaHaremCRACKOneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-18-06 - Kakashi H. - Complete19. One by One » reviewsSee the Naruto characters die... one by one...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 1-29-0620. Captain Italia » reviewsRyou finds a section in a soccer magazine that tells the CT characters their Italian names! Will this end up good? Of course not!Captain Tsubasa - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 7-23-06 - Complete21. In Which They Are Stranded » reviewsNo pairings Some of our favourite soccer players are out of money, outside of Japan. Meaning? They're stranded without transport back to Nankatsu for at least 4 more weeks. What could happen, though? Let's see... EVERYTHING. [HIATUS]Captain Tsubasa - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 7-26-0622. Four Little Letters » reviewsShikamaru, Neji, Kiba and Sasuke had gone on a very, very dangerous mission. The four of them have come back seriously injured, and all eventually die. How will the girls take this?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-11-06 - Published: 2-23-06 - Complete23. 666 Devil's Day reviewsDevil's Day... Bleach and Naruto... read if you dare... AN: I got this posted in the final 4 minutes of June 6th 2006. Talk about making the deadline.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-06 - Complete24. Kogane Miguraki reviewsWhat started out as an errand for the Hokage turns into a utter disaster for Shikamaru. What happens when you transform into a sexy girl that all the guys are after? THIS! Horrifying MarySue Parody. HIATUSNaruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-19-06 - Shikamaru N. & Ino Y.