Why are you looking at people's profiles? ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE?! HUH, IS THAT IT YOU SICK LITTLE FU--

PLEASE READ MY STORY GRAVEYARD! IMPORTANT INFORMATION!

I AM ON EPISODE TEN OF ITUNES' KEYCAST PODCAST! DOWNLOAD IT FTW!! :D

Current Piccy - Me...at a little past four in the morning, nonetheless! XD

Story Status:

NEW! Timeless - Coming soon. Danny Phantom; Clockwork/OC, crossover with the real world.

Semper Fidelis - Halo; In-progress; writing chapter four.

Story Graveyard:

The Paths We Choose (DP Clockwork/OC fic; predecessor to Timeless)

She Died In Eden (Halo Forerunner origin story; since the Forerunner novels have been announced, this story is pretty much obsolete.)

Friends You Haven't Met Yet (PotC Fangirlism Fic)

Really Bad Eggs, Yo! (the predecessor to FYHMY)

When Worlds Collide! (the predecessor to my Michelle series)

All of my stories featuring Michelle, including two completed and one incomplete. I am deleting them from FF.net soon, but will keep them on my hard drive for personal reasons. Michelle was my gateway into FF, and although the stories weren't awesome, I had a blast writing them and they are truly what inspired my writing aspirations. Michelle became my alter-ego, a mash-up of my timid kindness and love of magic, and my sister's hard-assed personality. Though she no longer exists on Fanfiction.net, she'll always exist in my heart. And I'm not making any promises, but I may very well re-vamp her storyline, except this time, I'll plan it out instead of pulling ideas from my ass. Thank you to all the people who've surely forgotten about me that encouraged my writing, and thanks to the one person who hasn't forgotten me. Daisuki, Cat!

Age: 15

Birthday: November 15

Sign: Scorpio/Rooster

Likes: Her iPod, collecting movie replicas (See below for more), and the Democrat party. w00t!

Dislikes: Republicans, conservatives, people who are intolerant of other people's races, and the Dutch. D=

Fangirl Cult Worshippings ~

PotC: Jack Sparrow (Duh!)

Danny Phantom: Over the past two years, Clockwork's totally become my boyfriend. xD

Kingdom Hearts: Axel. No, I don't want him with Roxas. I WANT HIM WITH ME!

Halo: Thel 'Vadam AKA the Arbiter, Rtas 'Vadum, Tartarus, Jersey Morelli, A.J. Johnson, pretty much any Sangheili or Jiralhanae. And sometimes John.

Fairly Odd Parents: Jorgen, Norm, and the Founding Fathers FTW!

Aladdin: I have just recently 'come out' as a total Genie fangirl. Again, FTW!

Politicians: Barack Obama (he's bringin' sexy back!) and Harvey Milk (RIP! Gay rights FTW!)

Current Movie Replicas -

PotC - Davy Jones Key, Aztec Medallion, Tia Dalma Necklace (all from Master Replicas)

PotO - The ring that looks like Christine's engagement ring from the movie (which is really just one of my grandma's many pieces of jewelry)

Titanic - Pretty Swarovski version of the Heart of the Ocean (aqcuired from eBay--all the way from England!)

More to come, my pretties...

Untitled Jack Frost Project - Might end up on dA or FictionPress. My version of the beloved Rankin-Bass special. Development Hell.

The New Night Guard- (Night At The Museum fic) The museum manager doesn't believe Larry can handle the graveyard shift alone anymore, so he hires Violet Winston, a bright girl just trying to make a life for herself in New York City. But she gets much more than she bargained for. Probably will be in 'development hell' for a while.

Favorite Quotes

"...I got attacked by the garbage disposal again." - my mom.

"Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." - Sean Connery.

"But the thing is, he really isn't a bad-looking guy!" - my second cousin on Osama Bin Laden.

"o_O" - me after that comment.

"Lexi, I'm surprised you don't think this is cheesy." - my mom on Star Trek: TNG. (She's such an anti-Trekkie.)

"No, I don't. I think it's profound." - me, and then she shut up. :D

"I make Lexi chuckle." - my mom's friend XD

"Don't fuck your life, fuck the people in it. 8D" - me to SexyToaster over on dA, cuz she was sad. .

MY COMMENTS ON THE PODCAST (outdated btw)--

LOL. I just listened to it and I sound so WEIRD!! Honestly, I was really nervous and excited when I was there, so I didn't know what to say other than 'oh, yeah, I agree' or 'awesome'. Also...I'm such a spaz.

OOOOOH I'M ROXAS I'M GOING ALONG THE WORLDS===DDDDDD

..."My own version of Jack Frost for Fric--uh, Fiction Press..."

LMAO!! I am such a spazz.

"He takes his long katana and starts whackin' at you..."

But Peter & Xio & Patrick are awesome. You need to email them. Now. keycast1@yahoo.com