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| I Heart Edward Cullen |
Author has written 25 stories for Inuyasha, Trigun, Twilight, Rurouni Kenshin, Bleach, Office, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, and Samurai Champloo. I am the original I-Heart-Edward. Before Twilight was even up on here. DO NOT ACCEPT CHEAP IMITATIONS. Hmm... kind of getting out of fanfiction. But I have been known to keep haunting the Office. Kudos to HalloweenJack. -thumbs up- Love to Lomesir for beta-ing my Twilight stuff. My Motto: TACT IS FOR PEOPLE NOT WITTY ENOUGH TO BE SARCASTIC. Likes: - Adrien Brody, John Krasinski, the Office, steak, old photos, the Fratellis, Arctic Monkeys, moshing, skinny jeans, straight hair, British slang, Taylor, my car. He's a good car. Dislikes: -Poor grammar, ignorance, pop, rap, hip-hop, baggy jeans, Bush, the way I look in my skinny jeans, sausage, cruelty, people who smell bad, the endless, endless, Seattle rain. News: -Kind of getting out of anime... well, you knew this was coming once I actually came to my senses. Office is the new cool thing. A Great and Terrible Beauty, Holly Black, Zusak, Kafka, Ayn Rand, The Blakes... that's what I'm into at the moment. -I have pictures with Stephenie Meyer and a signed copy of Twilight and you dooooon't... -blows raspberry- Quote of the While: "Fuzz on his toast! Fuzz on the toast of Death. What the hell good was being Lord of the Underworld if there was fuzz on your underdone toast?!" or... "Well, sweet Tidy Bowl Jesus skipping on the blue toilet water, we wouldn't want it to get fucking weird, would we?" I 3 Christopher Moore. | |||||||
1. It Is Enough reviewsThere is little sadness anymore. After all, this is only temporary. Gemma does not know when she will die, when she will be able to entertain him with all these stories of the life he gave her, but for now she can almost hear his laughter and it is enoughGemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-08 - Complete2. Urban Living reviews"Edward." She savored his name, rolling it around in her mouth like a succulent piece of hard candy. "You know, it was really nice meeting you, but I've got to run." Wanted ads and life in the rainy city. ExB AU from the author of Butterscotch & ChocolateTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-18-073. Visions of Genius reviewsIn which Dwangela conduct an internal argument concerning evolution, Michael is typically creepy, Jim discovers he is actually abnormally good at something, has his cards shuffled, plays a whole lot of solitaire and gets creative with Andy's tie. JAMOffice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete4. Butterscotch and Chocolate » reviewsA series of drabbles, updated whenever. EdwardxBella. A quick laugh, a thought to chew on, and Edward angst. UPDATE: The horror of the DMV, Jacob angst, and now with tasty beta flavor, courtesy of Lomesir! Thanks for nearly 200 reviews! Much love for all!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 280 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 3-21-065. Night Eyes reviewsHe is the night's eyes, watching her, always watching, for her safety, his duty, or perhaps some other reason entirely. KartikGemmaGemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-28-07 - Complete6. Transcendence reviewsFighting is a moment of clarity, vision clearing as pain radiates gloriously through his tortured body, for this man crippled by the emotion they have forced him to bear. His self destruction is a slow, desperate, downward spiral. Mugen introspective fic.Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-28-07 - Complete7. Fall From Grace reviewsShe is falling as a reminder to all that have strived for more. It hurts so much less when you don't have as far to go, when a taste of freedom doesn't remain in your broken mouth to taunt your broken dreams. GemmaKartikGemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-23-07 - Complete8. Sandwich reviewsJim Halpert is a creature of habit. And he can't bring himself to break them. JAMOffice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-23-07 - Complete9. Whatever's Left reviewsIchiRuk. Perhaps she will meet him again when his years here are up. Perhaps in another life. For now she will try to patch the frayed edges of her existence with scuffed leather and the smell of strawberry.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-07 - Rukia K. & Ichigo K. - Complete10. Old Friends reviewsIchiRuk. His features are not hard as he grips the hand of his patient. It is late at night. It is raining outside. She is dying. Ichigo waits for her savior to come.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-13-07 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete11. Reach reviewsRenRuk. Renji reaches just a bit more, the sound of pulling heaven down shaking the very fabric of his existence and bending time around its beauty.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-07 - Renji A. & Rukia K. - Complete12. Cold Snap reviewsIchiRuk. The cold was doing weird things to Rukia. Reverse heat stroke or something. Whatever it was, it was putting strange thoughts in her head.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-13-07 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete13. Shades of Reality » reviewsKK AU. An invisible wall stood between them, they both knew it. It glared at them every time they glanced at the other, eyes shielded beneath their bangs, when they thought they weren't looking.Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,667 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-13-07 - Published: 5-16-06 - Kenshin & Kaoru - Complete14. Death Warmed Over » reviewsThe horror of when death itself throws a Halloween party. It's random, it's bizarre, and at times romantic. Things are gonna get weird. IchixRuki COMPLETEBleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-13-07 - Published: 7-3-06 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete15. The Outsider reviewsRenji shoves his hands in his pockets and walks towards that distant, cold room in the sixth division barracks, undecorated save for a bowl filled with water and a flower he found floating in the river, wondering when exactly he became the outsider. ReRuIBleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-19-06 - Renji A. & Rukia K. - Complete16. Hiding In Plain Sight reviewsWonderwyce was far from stupid. They are the stupid ones, the irony of which is not lost on him. And of course, it makes perfect sense for Aizensama to trust someone so like himself.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-19-06 - Wonderweiss M. & S. Aizen - Complete17. Deathbed reviewsAnd so, just once they shared a bed, made of satin sheets of the deepest red upon a mattress too hard for their liking and yet they liked all the same, shielded by a blanket of darkness. IchiRukiaBleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-06 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete18. Dyed In The Bones reviewsHe had been so utterly and completely outclassed by that orangehaired punk. An examination of Renji's past, present and charecter. RenRukIchi. An angsty early birthday present for the Stray.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-19-06 - Renji A. & Rukia K. - Complete19. Starbucks reviewsYumi, you can't kill the barista. Even if you do want coffee in the afterlife. And the barista for that matter. 11th division visits the coffeeshop. Blood is spilled. Yumichika sparkles.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-8-06 - Yumichika A. & Ikkaku M. - Complete20. Routine reviewsIt was all so fragile, a relationship that eluded words and only existed in the gloom of the night, held together by flashing numbers and floral body wash and silent promises. And yet, it was all that they had anymore that was constant. IxR Post SS arc.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-5-06 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete21. Darkness reviewsEverything was wrong. That smoldering dazzle just wasn't the same any more, the distance between them she was unable to cross, the fear she saw reflected in his eyes when he got that phone call. ExBTwilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-26-0622. He Never Did Like Baseball Caps reviewsA fluffy little oneshot. EdwardxBella. Enjoy!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-20-06 - Complete23. EDEN AWRY » reviewsPeople always assume that the afterlife is a release. The bad guys get thrown in Hell for their just desserts, and the good guys get to spend the rest of eternity strumming harps atop fluffy little clouds and polishing their halos. Get real. WxM, VxMTrigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-18-06 - Published: 3-5-0624. A Question of Incarnation » reviewsHe had died 1 year ago today. So why is this black haired man so familiar? IxK ON PERMANENT HIATUSInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,563 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 1-30-06 - Published: 12-19-05 - Inuyasha & Kagome H.25. Hostage Situation reviewsNever has the phrase, "Actions speak louder than words." been proven to a greater degree than today. That and that empty room's are great places to think. VxMTrigun - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-30-05 - Complete
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