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Author has written 35 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, and Naruto. Please do not press me for updates over and over again. I write when I want to write and that doesn't happen very often. I don't get paid to do this and am purely doing it for my own amusement. Of course, I treasure my readers and reviewers as they are all part of the writing process, but I can get pissed easily and when pissed, I bitch. And when I bitch, I have a desire to strangle kittens. (Serious) Disclaimer: The fandoms used and featured in this page are the properties of their respective creators/publishers/owners. No copyright infringement was ever intended and the works are written purely for enjoyment. No money was made during the making and posting of said works. Please do not contact the owner of this profile for any legalities that may have incurred and bang on the door of her lawyer instead. People who deserve all the love and praise they could get: Kalachuchi, dark mirth, cutecrazyice, Oriel Kurosaki and Jiru-senpai (Betas) Asurahaya020 (Fanart) : Convincing Haruhi (Kyoya no Shouyu), Two Sides (WIP-not currently available) Links: SasuNaru doujinshi: Here and here Blog for NC-17 version of Infinite Abyss: Here You can find me at: Aff.net (for uncut versions of some of my stories) and add me as a friend on Livejournal (to check the progress of my fics). What Yaoi Stereotype Are You? Protean Player Ah, you are one of the most common yaoi stereotypes. You're hot and you know it, as does most of the population. With such good looks and mad skillz, who are you to deny any percentage of humanity from being able to have you? This is why your kind tend to swing both ways, if you know what I mean wink. Also, while you prefer to be seme, you've been known to be uke when the situation calls for it. Just as long as everyone's having fun and enjoying themselves. Protean Players are also amongst the friendliest of the yaoi stereotypes, and the most outgoing. You aren't afraid to speak your mind or jump right into things. Be careful, though, because your rep may come back to bite you on the ass if you ever settle down with a steady lover. It'll be hard for you to even LOOK at another person without making your significant other think youre foolin' around behind their back. Is it your fault you're so damn sexy? Likeliness of being seme: 80 What type of Seme/Uke are you? You are an Opportunist Seme! Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways. Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke So, who wants to be my uke? Don't worry, I play nice. And no bondage until you say so. :wink: ...I'm serious. | |||||||||
1. Two Sides » reviewsKyoya’s son wants Haruhi as his new mother and Kyoya is at a loss. But Haruhi has come back to Japan for one purpose, and it isn’t to play mommy with the Ootori heir.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,410 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 5-12-08 - Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.2. The Fox and The Prince reviewsThe little prince should have known better than to intrude. And 100 years later, it's Sasuke who's paying the price. Retelling of kitsune folklore and Cupid and Psyche. NaruSasu YaoiNaruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-17-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.3. The Submission of Haruhi Fujioka » reviewsKyoya Ootori has been given an ultimatum by his father: make Haruhi Fujioka his bride by the time he’s twenty one or he forfeits his rights to inherit the Ootori zaibatsu. But our wily heroine can never be swayed easily—or will she? Sequel up.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,397 - Reviews: 598 - Updated: 2-13-09 - Published: 12-13-07 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O. - Complete4. The Anniversary reviewsAnd when Haruhi stared at the bride, she finally acknowledged that it was what she wanted all along as well. Epilogue to The Submission of Haruhi Fujioka. For Asurahaya020Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-13-09 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.5. Morning After Pill reviewsYou are a mistake to be erased. He promised you one night. And one night is all you need. SasuNaruSasu Yaoi REPOSTNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete6. Bread and Chocolate reviewsSasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 11-30-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete7. Of Masks and Deceit reviewsHe had always lied all his life and had no intention to change. But a chance encounter may change all that and maybe it was time to give in to what he truly wanted and needed. Written for KyoTama day. Yaoi.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-11-08 - Kyōya O. & Tamaki S. - Complete8. Unplanned » reviewsHaruhi wants a child but not a husband. A friend helps and she finds herself in the right house, the right room, the right bed…and the wrong man.WTF!Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,488 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 6-21-08 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.9. Side of a Bullet » reviewsShe was an assassin, and he was her handler. Trapped in a world of lies, blood, sex and death, there is clearly no escape, and not even love can save a dying soul. KakaSakuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-19-08 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H.10. Twenty Fragments of a Broken Youth » reviewsAU What happens if you dress up as a boy, your Student Council’s Vice President is attracted to your boy form and you make a mistake: ‘You belong to me now, Fujioka.’ KyoHaruOuran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 6-29-08 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.11. Mula sa Full House ng Puto » reviewsIsang mahirap na istudyante ay biglang naging yaya sa alaga ng isang mayamang binata. Yan pa at maraming kanapanabik na kwento ng bagong telenovela na inihahatid ng...Mula sa Full House ng Puto Frog Prince Stairway To Meteor Garden. KyoHaruOuran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - Filipino - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 9-7-08 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.12. Not In The Equation » reviewsHaruhi loved her job as a teacher at the prestigious Ouran High. What she didn’t expect was repeatedly getting molested by Kyoya Ootori, the school’s number one student. KyoHaru CitrusOuran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 7-6-08 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.13. The Joys of Reading reviewsLas Noches has caught the romance novel bug! And it seems that Ulquiorra has taken an interest as well though it wasn't for the books--more for someone else. UlquiGrimm YaoiBleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 9-2-08 - Grimmjow J. & Ulquiorra - Complete14. Abstract reviewsHe was supposed to be there for the art. He got more, so much more. KyoHaruOuran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-30-08 - Kyōya O. & Haruhi F. - Complete15. Of Alcohol and Confessions reviews“And right now, if he burst through that door, asking me to marry him, I would do it in a heartbeat.” Then she slumped to the counter. “But it’s all over now. I missed my chance. I can never get him back." Sequel to Thank God for Rumours KyoHaruOuran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-30-08 - Kyōya O. & Haruhi F. - Complete16. A Little Suprise reviewsIt’s not everyday when a kid comes up to you and calls you Mommy, especially when you‘re Suoh Tamaki. More so when said kid calls Ootori Kyoya as his Daddy. KyoTama shonen-ai. For dark mirth.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 8-25-08 - Tamaki S. & Kyōya O.17. No Recipe For Love reviewsFalling out of love with your best friend is easy. Falling in love with your best friend’s father is another thing altogether.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-25-08 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.18. The Little Things in Life reviewsIt was Ulquiorra’s Ultimate Secret. Now three people know of it: Ulquiorra himself, Aizen, and him, Grimmjow Jaggerjacques. Crackish shonen-ai sorta. for KalachuchiBleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-24-08 - Ulquiorra & Grimmjow J. - Complete19. The Sweetest Sin reviewsSo beautiful, so sweet. I loved her so much. Is it wrong to love your own daughter this way? KyoHaruOuran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 8-12-08 - Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.20. Miscalculations reviewsOtherwise known as the fic where Kyoya Ootori’s world turned upside down when at eighteen, he is the one impregnated by Haruhi Fujioka. Mpreg.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-12-08 - Kyōya O. & Haruhi F.21. Thank God For Rumors » reviewsHaruhi makes a callous comment and Kyoya is set to prove them wrong. Mei intervenes but her way to bring the two of them together might be more than what the pair could swallow. Includes a lapdancing Kyoya.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,643 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 5-19-08 - Kyōya O. & Haruhi F. - Complete22. The Difference Between Fortune and Destiny reviewsAU He never believed in fate. Nor did he expect to fall in love with someone like her. But it was time to show him that the unexpected can be wonderful. Fluffy and romantic KyoHaru.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,749 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 5-10-08 - Kyōya O. & Haruhi F. - Complete23. The Cure reviewsKyoya feels that it's Haruhi's fault that he got sick. And now he demands relief. Rated M for safetyOuran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-8-08 - Kyōya O. & Haruhi F. - Complete24. Wonders of the Female Persuasion reviewsTamaki and Kyoya experiment on a little thing known as make-up. Crack.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-7-08 - Kyōya O. & Tamaki S. - Complete25. Convincing Haruhi reviewsKyoya tries a number of ways to try and make Haruhi admit that they are together. Crack and perverted.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-30-08 - Kyōya O. & Haruhi F. - Complete26. Adoration reviewsHaruhi lists the things she loves about Kyoya. Fluff.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-30-08 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O. - Complete27. Defense Mechanisms reviewsThings people should know about how Ootori Kyoya truly feels about Haruhi Fujioka.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-29-08 - Kyōya O. & Haruhi F. - Complete28. Infinite Abyss » reviews[AU] Katara is Zuko's slave and tries to help him in capturing the Avatar. Goodbyes are said too early and I love you's too late. ZukoxKatara songfic. Rated M for sexual references.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,984 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 2-12-06 - Katara & Zuko29. Amor Est Potestas reviewsArtemis Fowl II is invited by Minerva to her allgirls' college to hold a seminar. But is it time for Artemis to learn something called 'falling in love? ArtemisxMinerva, Post TLC, Prequel to A June WeddingArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-4-07 - Artemis F.30. The Ultimate Zutara Guide: Marriage Issues » reviewsIt’s inevitable that marriages have lots of ups and downs. Learn all about the many problems and joys of marriage Zutara style!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 3-30-06 - Zuko & Katara31. A June Wedding reviewsWe're planning a June wedding.' Master Artemis had no idea how right he would be. Minerva x ArtemisArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-10-07 - Artemis F. - Complete32. The Ultimate Zutara Guide: Raising Children » reviewsRaising children is hard. Period. Learn the ways on how to raise a child Zutara style.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 3-30-0633. The Music of the Night reviewsHe saw it as a chance to have her in his arms again, whether she knows him or not, he doesn't care. As long as this magical night will forever cease to be a dream. DMHGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-23-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G.34. Blood » reviewsRevised I Know. A silent war rages on, a haunting past is revisited and only Katara can save Zuko's dying soul. ZUTARAAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 7-16-06 - Zuko & Katara35. I Know » reviewsABANDONED. Sorry, y'all. It's been a year after the war. Zuko is made Fire Lord and Katara is the chieftess of their tribe. A betrayal occurs and the payment asked is the ultimate sacrifice. ZukoXKatara. Zutara.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,329 - Reviews: 238 - Updated: 5-1-06 - Published: 1-19-06 - Zuko & Katara
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