School has begun once again, but it ain't so bad at least.

i think.

Things I have Said/Heard

"Take that, Candyman!"-Me

"I require, a shrubbery."-Monty Python, Kingdom hearts spoof 5 (Youtube)

"YELLOW HIPPOPOTAMUS!"-Me

Me: "Whens the wedding," Demonwolf (my Friend's MSN Name): "Shut up."-original piece

KiraBatlover (another friend): "Good morning my children of the corn," Me: "Would you stop saying that!"-Some book, supposed to be good for you.

Me: "Yoh!" 'Points to Yoh Asakura, who gets run over by a train.' Me: "LOL"-Some chat I had with Cali IX once.

Me: "We need, Penguins!" 'Millions of penguins start dancing around,'-MSN chat

Me: "He's Violent! He's educational! But mostly Violent" me and Demonworf: "YAY VIOLENCE"-fairly odd parents, one very strange day at school.

Me: "I'm Hyper, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"-Whenever I get sugar (not 100 accurate).

Me: "Remember, no matter how good you may be, there will always be someone better than you"-a word of wisdom that came to me during an argument about who was the best at a video game.

Me: "(talking about something stupid (like that ever happens lol))" one of my friends: "shut up squeak."-during my art class constantly this year.

Gir: "it was me, i was the turkey all along,"-invader zim, one of the funniest shows i've seen in years.

Me: "are we gonna make biscuits? are we gonna make biscuits? are we gonna make biscuits? are we gonna make biscuits?" Kira: "No gir, never mention biscuits again"-Invader zim, and just a joke we started when we realized we both loved the show.

me: "his name is sassy, (name withheld), pineapple chan mcgee, extre-e-e-e(continued for a few lines)-eme detective!" kira: "Hey, i could make a book about that."-something i thought up one random day.

'May the way of the hero lead to the triforce'-The legend of Zelda, A Link To The Past (Well, one of the games at least, i'm not overly sure which).

Me: "Killing all the guys, killing all the guys, killing all the guy..." Explodes the helicopter i'm flying. Me: "Crap," While my sister starts laughing at me- Using a copter for the vigilante mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (do not fire missiles at the ground when you're facing it while crashing).

Yoda: Afraid are you?

Anakin: A little

Yoda: Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear Leads to anger.

Anakin: But anger leads to passion.

Yoda: Passion leads to Jealousy.

Anakin: Jealousy leads to nurturing.

Yoda: Nurturing leads to weakness.

Anakin: Weakness leads to humility.

Yoda: Humility leads to injustice.

Anakin: injustice leads to Heroism.

Yoda: heroism leads to pride.

Anakin: pride leads to patriotism.

Yoda: patriotism leads to totalitarianism.

Anakin: Totalitarianism leads to power.

Yoda: Power...leads to suffering.

Anakin: i don't like suffering.

Yoda: mmmm. I sense much fear in you.

Anakin: no you don't.

Yoda: do to.-Darth's and Droids, a D&D screencap comic of Star wars. and it's really funny. (sorry for it being so long, but i had to include the whole joke).

with great power comes great responsibilities to misuse that power- no clue, but i know i heard it somewhere.

For every beginning, there is an end. For every end there is a beginning. What happens between those two points depends on your decisions (probably not completely accurate)-...Um, i don't have a clue, and it might even just be something i thought up one day

Latest

I'm back baby, with new stories on the way. more info down below, like usual.

Other news

The zombies stole the cookies!

More good news!

Someone called in the ghostbusters, but the zombies beat them...then they became the zombiebusters, and saved the cookies...so we have cookies again!

The end

I got an idea for a brand new series that's already been started, my next idea for a sonic misadventure is in development at the moment, and without school bogging me down, i've got plenty of time to finish my writing.

so hopefully i can get some more work done before the end of the year.

On another note, i think Crystal adventure is going to be cancelled. The reason is that since around the fourth chapter, ideas just haven't been coming out for it, and i need some time to think up new ones, and see if i can make a better attempt from the beginning.

Dark times is going to stay on hiatus until i can work up the effort to write and edit it together, but that may take some time.

Crystal Quest Revised will be seeing a new chapter soon (possibly even tonight, if we're lucky), since when my writers block hit, i had the next chapter started at least, and most of the chapter will be new material, to fill in for all the lost space that the stuff from chapter 2 had.

if you're a fan of my sonic misadventures, i'll try to get a new one out sometime next week at the earliest, but the next mall misadventures is still giving me a lot of trouble. who knows, maybe i'll be able to get over it and get it out soon, but i'm not getting my hopes up.

Other stuff

Black Mage Jr's other stuff.

About me.

Age: 17, but all my friends say I have the maturity of a 10-year old, which I don't doubt ;

Personality: Not good around people i don't know, bad in front of crowds, lazy in terms of school, a videogame fanatic, and an expert procrastinator...and i'm A.D.H.D, that's always fun. But I am a generally nice guy once you get to know me, and get used to me (that takes a long time, and a very trained patience).

I'm also into books, but most of the time it's by the same author or in the same genre (Big fan of fantasy novels, and adventure novels...also kind of into drama novels (if you count the davinci code).

Current grade: 5th year (This year is going to be fun).

Jobs: working on it.

Ok, i'm really not.

Favorite past-times: TV, video games, surfing the net, and zoning out. And hanging with friends.

Current favorite game: Old-school games (Donkey Kong country 3: can't beat the classics).

Currently playing: Super Mario Sunshine (inspired to pick it back up after watching a let's play of it on Youtube).

story updates:

11/18/09

New chapter- A new generation of smash: chapter 2 is ready, with more new characters, and a bit more of the beginning done.

11/16/09

New story- A new generation of smash: Years have passed since the time of the smash brothers we all know and love, but anew generation now takes their place. But a mysterious being from the past seems to be out for something.

9/13/09

New story- A dark nemesis: An old foe has reappeared, but it's motives appear different this time. Can enemies put aside their differences to defeat this being that threatens the Mushroom Kingdom?

8/25/09

New story-Final Fantasy shadow: When Tails drops off a PS2 for Rouge and a popular RPG, and Shadow receives it for the bat, chaos must ensue.

8/22/09

New chapter-A day with team dark: just an update to it about my update schedule, and some info on the poll (reopening).

15/08/09

New story-A day with team dark: Follow shadow as he deals with a normal day as part of Team Dark. Chaos and hilarity ensue. I may make a Rouge and Omega chapter to go along with it at some point.

14/08/09

New story-The Gathering: The smash bros have been called back into action, but it appears that some have changed since the last tournament. Will all of the smashers show up, or will some turn their backs to their allies?

13/08/09

Update-Chapter 3, or the official second chapter of Crystal Quest revised, finally. after a couple issues while writing.

New story-Fairly odd teen years: A story about Timmy Turner as he journeys through the adventures of being a teenager, with a few wacky misadventures thrown into the mix.

5/08/09

New story-Mall misadventures: A random one shot that popped into my head out of nowhere. It may just be the spark that will help me begin a good sonic series, maybe.

4/08/09

New story-The First Annual SSB Championship Tournament (Or TFASSBCT): Revived from whatever dark hole it dropped into when i got sick of it two years ago, hopefully i can revise and actually pull it off as a good story this time, but i'm not 100 sure i can...guess we'll just wait and see.

25/07/09

Update-Crystal Quest Revised: The first real chapter is out now, and I even managed to add onto the original version with a brand new scene that wasn't in the old version.

20/07/09

Update-Dark times: Chapter 4 is out, and I'd say it's finally broken off from the rut i pulled the story into on the rough version, even took out a useless extra scene i realized didn't need to be there, and added a different part in it's place.

New story-Crystal Quest Revised: After looking back on the sad bunch of junk which was my first complete story (although i was pretty proud that i managed to pull through and finish it after a bunch of issues), i realized that it deserved to be revised, to try and commemorate it with a tribute that could show how much progress and learning i've done since I wrote it.

Some of my friends on Fanfiction:

Heartless Nobody (Or Scott): One of my best friends on the net, and just an all-around awesome guy. that's really all i can say about him.

Musashi the master: a master of crossover fictions, and a major mew mew power fan (which i don't understand at all, since i personally hate the show).

Cali IX: Creator of one of the most crazy stories i have ever seen on this site ever, 'Smashing days the super smash Brothers way.'

Nintendogeek01: A very good friend, even though we've never actually met before (at least not on msn). Also host to several very successful stories that you should go check out.

Yoshizilla: A great guy that's super random, and the host of the current longest story in the super smash Bros section, and the most stories on the site. He's also a dinosaur.

How cool is that!

So everyone, for the last time on this long profile (for a change), this is Black Mage Jr, Khwarrior, or Agentkirby007, saying BYE EVERYONE!!.