Quotes:

"Dance, Magic Dance!" David Bowie ( Labyrinth)

"Did you send out those invitations? I told you no more than fifty people." Luis Sera (Resident Evil 4)

"My goodness, the nastier the truth, the blunter he gets...Quite a delightful staff officer you have there"-Ranulf (Fire Emblem Path of Radience)

"Stay away from me, you filithy fat man!"-Reyson (Fire Emblem Path of Radience)

"Are you feeling alright, Soren? It's not like you to offer to help anyone."- Ike (Fire Emblem Path of Radience)

"What's your point? Did you come all this way to complain to us?- Soren (Fire Emblem Path of Radience)

"Haha...typical sub-humans."- Soren (Fire Emblem Path of Radience)

"Become fat and happy, little beorc."- Mordecai (Fire Emblem Path of Radience)

"Very unlikely, I'm afraid. You idiots. " - Folon (Baten Kaitos)

"How I love messing with you fools." -Folon (Baten Kaitos)

"Ding Dong! That's right! Today's winners will all recive a one-way ticket to hell!"- Folon (Baten Kaitos)

"And look! Today we have a surprise appearance by Sir Lyude-backstabber extraordinaire, down with the enemy after throwing away his own country!"- Folon (Baten Kaitos)

"What you be doing here?"-The Great Mizuti (Baten Kaitos)

"Us hero's, we have so much to do."-The Great Mizuti (Baten Kaitos)

"If you get me killed in there, I swear I'll come back as a ghost and haunt you forever. You've been warned."- Kalas (Baten Kaitos)

"Sounds nice on paper, I'll give you that. Staying nice and fair, while the whole world falls apart around you!" Kalas (Baten Kaitos)

"Oh...hey Lloyd. If you abandon me here, I swear I'll come back to haunt you!"-Zelos to Lloyd (Tales of Symphonia)

"I just had a sudden, violent urge to abandon you." -Lloyd to Zelos (Tales of Symphonia)

"Hey, Professor, what's a philanderer? Is it something you eat?"- Lloyd (Tales of Symphonia)

"I wish I could conjure summon spirits too! And say cool things like "BURN TO OBLIVION!"-Lloyd (Tales of Symphonia)

"Ha ha! You got re-jec-ted!"-Genis (Tales of Symphonia)

These next ones are from some where other than a video game:

Party hard! Rock and Roll! We're the class you can't control! The guys are hawt! The girls are fine! We're the class of 2009!!

There's no I in TEAM. Nor is there a YOU, US or WE. There is, however, a ME. Whats up with that?

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

What connects bishies to yaoi is the thought : If one guy is wonderful, two together would be fantastic

~Oh ye of little faith and much insanity.

I must lie down where all the ladders start,
In the foul rag-and-bone shop of the heart.

Heartless has nobody,
Nobody has no heart.
They fell on Hollow Bastion
And tore the town apart.

Axel is red

Siax is grey

Sora is brown

Does that mean he's gay?

"Commas are holy, mysterious beings that manifest only to the initiated. To receive the power of the Comma, you need to study and accept the word of the Holy Grammar as the one truth, and follow It and cherish It in every waking moment of your life."

Dwarven Vow #326: If you lie, 243 elves will come and beat the crap out of you. -Tales of Stupidity

Thrice upon three days three blind mice were walking down the road. They walked down three different forks and fell off three different cliffs. They screamed three different screams while falling and died. Moral of this Story: Don't eat lip balm

People think i'm insane, but the voices in my head tell me otherwise.

Cheerleaders Are Dancers Who Have Gone Retarded

Long ago, when men cursed and struck the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Today its called golf.

Awkward silences lead to sex...

"He who controls the past commands the future, He who commands the future conquers the past"- Kane

I want to say to someone...I was born to be with you, and maybe, they will want to say that to me too.

I think the world is out to get me, but for some reason, the universe is saving my ass.

Jhonen Vasquez says: Very HIGH QUALITY preserved cancer tumors. I ate them. I know it was wrong.

Trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible.

"A fox is a wolf who brings flowers"

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

43 percent of all statistics are worthless.

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

To be honest with you, I’m a liar.

Before you criticize someone...walk a mile in their shoes...that way you can criticize them a mile away...and you have their shoes

"In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself."

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(+'.'+) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.

You're about as funny as being set on fire. In fact, you'd be funnier if you were on fire, please remedy this as soon as possible.

~Ryou, the bunny. Bakura, the whore.
~Throw them together. Chain up the door.

"...true love doesn't have a happy ending, because true love doesn't have an ending."

"Absence is to love as wind is to fire; It extinguishes the small and kindles the great."

~They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe... but I would rather kill myself than become their slave.~

Art, music, empty house & ramen is all I need to survive.

Go ahead and rain on my parade. It only makes me happier.

Hissy, hissy snakey,
Slither on the floor,
You be good to Morfin
Or he'll nail you to the door.

Candy hearts with printed lies, for everyone a gerbil dies.

Hell has come to bring reckoning, destruction, and slippery floors.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over...

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same!

"Now I know what you are thinking officers. But this isn't what it looks like. He just kept running into my knife, like, thirty-seven times."

Odds of dying in a motor vehicle accident: 1 in 84

Odds of dying in a motorcycle accident: 1 in 1,020

So why can't I give you a ride again?

~Once love is found, will you take the chance of losing it?~

You may not know this, but I'm stealing your soul as you read this!

The soundtrack in my mind, plays music all the time. Like a twisted carousell, wrought in the depths of hell.

Shhhh...I finally got the voices in my head to take a nap

What is gold without the L?

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

Sharpies and Marth are good when they're seperate and all, but if you gave Marth a Sharpie I'd likely get an orgasm seeing him sniff one.
If Soren did all his reports in Sharpies...oh, man...don't tease me!

I seem to have died, is that okay?

Since the day I was born, until the day I die, the only side I'm on is my own

Someone should check the gates of hell, I think the lock has a crack in it.

I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.

Whisper those soft, sweet things in my ear.

Tell me of the things that I hold most dear,

My heart, you must be sure, not to sear,

Always tell me what I want to hear,

and protect me from the things that I most fear...

I wish I could fly... right in your eye.

I sound learned, but I'm not. For instance, what kind of grammatical screw-up have I made just by typing "learned"?

The say practice makes perfect, but don't strive for perfect because it's the little things that make art, well... art.

Amateurs ...built the ark...
Professionals ...built the Titanic..

~If your dreams can become reality, then reality can quickly become your worst nightmare

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

I will burn down this city...just to show you the light.

I hear voices, and they don't like you...
I hear voices, and they don't see you...
I hear voices, and they don't love you...
I hear voices, do you think I need you...

you dont know me , i dont know you ... silent voice calls to me and now it calls too you

These next ones are ones me and my friends say. Don't even try to understand them.

"Aubrey Farmer?...Oh you mean Nancy!"

"Jack! Get these frogs outta here!"

"I smell strawberries. Run!"

"They're either making love or fighting it depends on if she uses the walkie talkie or not."

"Edible strawberry flavored thong."

"You burnt down half the house!"

"The guy you dated turned gay after dating you and then married his boyfriend. What the hell does that say for you?"

"He's homophobic and his best friend is bi...Yep it all makes sense now."

"You know you're _ when..."

"'s'cuse, s'cuse."

"No need to worry the nice policemen about trivial things like that. Riiight."

"Sounds like an STD"

"He dosen't spit fire!"

"Anti-Twilight forever!"