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Hi, I’m Dream! That’s what I prefer to go by on here anyway, if you’re good maybe I’ll tell you my stripper name (Hehe! :-P). I’m sort of witty and sarcastic which basically means I find my own jokes hilarious. My alter-ego is a socialite and likes to buy pretty dresses which is a problem for me because then I have a hard time finding places to wear them all to...Ooo shiny...I also have a short attention span and will frequently jump from one idea to the next. I like to over analyze everything. I have a list of words I like to pronounce with a British accent. I’m a hopeless romantic. I am majoring in English at my university; however I aspire to be a Disney Princess. I have a dark side...I blame the cookies! If I were a toy I would probably be Barbie’s cute but completely uncool sister, Skipper except with brown hair. I’m a Libra which is the scales and despite its connotations of balance, I tend to be rather klutzy. I thoroughly enjoy making people laugh and I completely support the notion that laughter is a smile having an orgasm. Crying is sometimes as good as laughing. I live in the capital of the world but I also have my own universe, Forgwarnia, a rainy cupboard where I am queen! Like Earth, it is mostly harmless. I identify most with the Disney Princess Belle, we have very similar interests, “Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince...” I often annoy my friends by singing badly but that never stops me from singing anyway. I use proper spelling in text messages. I can have an entire conversation through movie quotes. I tend to make references to Harry Potter and Twilight that no one gets. Don't get me started on True Blood because I am passionately and irrevocably in support of TEAM ERIC because Bill is a tool!! Going to the mall and going to a bookstore both require a full day of shopping. Reorganizing my immaculate bookcase after shopping at Barnes and Noble is a common thing for me to do even if the rest of my room is a mess. I love horses, butterflies, the beach, the color pink, midnight book releases, midnight movie premieres, being inspired and reviews!

I honestly would not have continued writing if it weren’t for reviews! I really appreciate reviews and those who take the time to do so. I also love hearing from readers, so if you have anything to say don’t hesitate to PM me!

As a result of my parodies I have acquired a following...I love you all sooo much! Looking forward to writing the HBP Parody! Keep in touch!

~CHEERS TO ALL OF YOU!~

ATTENTION ALL HARRY POTTER PARODY FANS!

I am currently compiling ideas for the HBP parody, more information can be found within both parodies, so go check it out ASAP!

MUSIC: Musicals, Disney Songs, ColdPlay, Paramore, Miley Cryus/Hannah Montana, Taylor Swift, pretty much anything.

MOVIE(S): Up, Twilight, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Nemo, Little Miss Sunshine, Keeping the Faith, Seabiscuit, Star Trek, Hannah Montan: The Movie, Ever After, Monty Python, Princess Bride, 10 Things I Hate About You, Accepted, He’s Just Not That Into You, Win A Date With Tad Hamilton, Music and Lyrics, Stranger Than Fiction, 21, Chicago, The Producers, Happy Feet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sweeney Todd, V for Vendetta, Enchanted, A few Marvel Comic and DC movies, Disney movies of course, but especially Pixar films, movies directed by Tim Burton, Mel Brooks and Judd Apatow movies with Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, Patrick Dempsey, Helena Bonham Carter, Zooey Deschanel, and Robert Pattinson.
There are more. And yes I can quote almost all of them. I know I have a problem!

T. V. SHOW(S): Desperate Housewives, Hannah Montana, True Blood, The 4400, The Dead Zone, Monk, Psych, Family guy, Friends, In Treatment, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

BOOK(S): Harry Potter, Twilight Saga, The Host, Blue Bloods, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Romeo and Juliet, The Canterbury Tales, Hamlet, The Princess Bride, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice, The A-List, Almost anything by Tamora Pierce and Zoey Dean. I love Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte, Harper Lee and Shakespeare as much as the next literature nerd but I'm also a sucker for cheesy beach reads!

FAVORITE QUOTE: "Sometimes, when we lose ourselves in fear and despair, in routine and constancy, in hopelessness and tragedy, we can thank God for Bavarian sugar cookies. And fortunately, when there aren't any cookies, we can still find reassurance in a familiar hand on our skin, or a kind and loving gesture, or subtle encouragement, or a loving embrace, or an offer of comfort. Not to mention hospital gurneys and nose plugs, an uneaten Danish, soft-spoken secrets, and Fender Stratocasters, and maybe the occasional piece of fiction. And we must remember that all these things, the nuances, the anomalies, the subtleties, which we assume only accessorize our days, are effective for a much larger and nobler cause. They are here to save our lives."
-Stranger Than Fiction-

NOMINATIONS

Full Moon Awards

Goodbye Bella, Goodbye Moon - Best Oneshot

Let's Talk About Sex - Best Humor and Best Line In A Story

I'm so honored to be nominated! Thank you all for the continued support!

AWARDS

Let's Talk About Sex - Funniest Quote in A Fanfic - WINNER!! The Twilight Fanfiction Awards(fanfiction page)

I Saw Emmett Naked - Best Drabble - WINNER!! The Golden Chocolate Awards

UPDATE 1/11: Thanks for those of you who reviewed the story I posted recently but after some deliberation I decided to remove it for further editing, because I realized it just wasn't up to par and I can do better. As it is I have a lot of ideas that want to be written but my readers are already expecting things like the Half-Blood Prince Parody and the next chapter of I Saw Emmett Naked, and it just doesn't seem fair to start something else since I haven't been a very good updater. So right now I'm prioritizing but definitely add me or one of the stories to your favorites and/or alert list. Or just keep checking back for updates here!

Happy Reading!