Welcome to Surgery With Smiles' home page

Now for the facts I doubt you quite care for:

I'm a Senior in Highschool

Now you might think that my name sounds strange but it is true, doctors love to cut me open, and odly I do not mind it that much. I still have two year of recovery in for me but it's not like I can't move.

Theater is my secret lover and writing is my dirty pleasure.

I have given up on a few stories. Mostly because they are so horrible I might just delete them to keep their failures as a skeleton in my filling closet.

My favorite is Naruto but I enjoy a few others on occasion also.

And with what I said about writers block, I'm just severly lazy, or I just believe that no one wants me to write anymore

Now one thing you MUST understand is this: I need inspiration to write so if you ever decide to review put in what you might want to happen or just a random scene. It does not have to be good because I will just strip it to the core and turn it into something. If you don't I will eventually lose ideas and leave the story to rot away.

"I laugh at you missery." (MINE)

"It's not denial...I'm just very selective about the reality i accept."

"Two things are infinte. The universe and human stupidity...not so sure about the universe."

"Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run, he hates that."
-Unknown

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, then lie."
-Unknown

"Why should I kill you? By all rights, natural selection should do that on its own."
-Unknown

"Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect."
-Unknown

~"Some people are like slinkies; they're completely and utterly useless, yet they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
-Unknown

“Your either too trusting or just plain stupid, which is basically the same thing.” –TheLadyWolf ‘The Piano’

"Congratulations, you fail at life"Unknown

"Sticks and stones might break my bones...but a 50 foot fall with kill y'all"Unknown

"Every piece of paper has two sides...unless you use a magic marker. Then you're screwed"Unknown

"I use to have super powers but then my therapist took them away" Unknown

"I'm the kind of person who can laugh at a joke 3 times. Once when I hear it, Once when it's explained to me...and 5 minutes later when I get it…" Unknown

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. –Unkown

Age- 17

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto:

Itachi/Naru-chan

Sasuke/Naru-chan

Kakashi/Naru-chan

..Do not deny the sexyness of Yaoi..