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Author has written 27 stories for Anime X-overs, Super Smash Brothers, Hellsing, Higurashi/Umineko series, Storm Hawks, Soul Eater, Twilight, Naruto, Code Geass, Death Note, Gurren Lagann, D.Gray-Man, and Bleach. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT DUE TO HORRIBLE EMBARRASSING WRITING, I HAVE CHOSEN TO GO BACK AND REWRITE THE STORIES IN THE SAKURA NO KIRA SERIES AND THE STORIES IN THE WORSE THAN DEATH SERIES. SCRATCH WHAT I SAID ABOUT PUTTING OTHER STORIES ON HOLD. Name: Uruya, Miyuki, and many more names Age: Yeah, you'd like to know wouldn't you? Hair clr: Brown Eye clr: Gray Species: Author/Artist/Otaku/GODDESS OF THE INTERNET Theme Song: Oh Yeah by Yello Seiyuu: Herself~ BIO: She is less than a God, but MORE than a man! Some say that her writing has won over the harshest of critics, that her art has put the great masters of art to shame, that her gaming has had the Angry Videogame Nerd struck speechless, that it was her alone that stopped the great war of the Australian Stereotypes, and that it was she who burned down Stephanie Meyer's house, punishing her for writing such pieces of crap she called the Twilight Series. Where can you find this artist among artists? Within the twilight of the full moon, when the sky is dark but the fire of the stars PIERCES through the night! THAT, is where you may find her. She's tough(tough), she's cool(cool), but most of all... SHE'S BAD(buh-buh-buh-bad). Dirty Harry? Scarface? The Terminator? PUSSIES. There is only... Miyuki... OC BIOS CUZ I CAN: (note: The Seiyuu thing is to make sure you have an idea of what they sound like) Nicol Trinidad Maelstrom Lawliet FRANCHISE: Death Note/Naruto, respectively. FANFIC APPEARANCES(so far): Sakura no Kira, Gaara no Kira, 'No Kira' Karaoke respectively Age: 25 Hair clr: Dirty-strawberry blonde Eye clr's: Left eye is green, right eye is blue Species: Human Theme Song: Semi-charmed Kind of Life by Third Eye Blind Seiyuu: Caitlin Glass(Winry from Full Metal Alchemist) BIO: Nicol is a very proficient detective to the point of being perceived as psychic by people who aren't all that observant, and is an expert at profiling. The drawback to all this is her love for L distracting her from time to time, and her overly childish, impulsive, immature, and 'dumb' behaviors. She does care very much for the people she considers her friends, and will stop at nothing for justice to prevail. Nicol switches personalities faster then anyone else, nobody knowing if she's Tsundere, Yandere, or any other anime stereotype for 'Moe'. Nicol knows how to fight, mostly because of the fact she lived on the streets for the better part of twenty years and was taught how to get into bar fights for money and win them. The reason she lived life that way is because when she was a child, her parents constantly neglected her, causing her to get into trouble often. Her parents first thought she was a freak because of her eyes, but they then were convinced she was 'crazy enough to be thrown in the looney bin' when she claimed to see things that other kids could not, like Sidou the Shinigami who had decided to hang around her hometown. They threw her out because they couldn't just keep ignoring her and throwing her into the asylum would ruin their reputations around town. Nicol can see Shinigami mostly due to her observancy, but it also has to do with her... 'lineage', which I cannot say now. She is currently married to L and has a young daughter named Tori. Shetani Teru Uchiha FRANCHISE: Death Note/Naruto, respectively. FANFIC APPEARANCES: Sakura no Kira, Gaara no Kira, 'No Kira' Karaoke respectively. Age: 15 Hair clr: Raven Eye clr: Normally bright blue, red when doing Sharingan Species: Human Theme Song: Pon de Replay by Rihanna Seiyuu: Stephanie Sheh (Orihime from Bleach) BIO: Shetani's life before her seventh birthday is a blur to her, and this was caused because of a concussion she was given from her abusive mother. She was very smart and her parents were supposedly dead, so she was put into the Wammy House orphanage, where she met Near and the other successors. She is quite smart, but she IS a fourteen year old girl so she puts her love for Near and more superficial things above actually using her brain to be someone. Shetani has a sharp wit, but most of the time she's like the normal teenage girl. Shetani considers Nicol her rival for some reason, and Nicol goes along with it. Neither of them actually know why though... Shetani has a natural talent for fighting, and strangely enough wears high heeled sandals that have heels sharp enough to do considerable damage to anyone on the receiving ends of her kicks Ryuukami FRANCHISE: Death Note/Naruto, respectively. FANFIC APPEARANCES: Sakura no Kira, Gaara no Kira, 'No Kira' Karaoke respectively. Age: 5000 years (estimate) Species: Dragon Demon Hair clr: White in human form, doesn't have hair in dragon demon form. Eye clr: Purple-red in both forms. Theme Song: Cold by Crossfade Seiyuu: Ted Lewis (Bakura from YuGiOh) BIO: Ryuukami is the ten tailed demon dragon, the most powerful of the ten bijuu. Since he is the most powerful and he has the most tails he presides over the other bijuu like their king. A few thousand years into his life he met Kushina Uzumaki, Naruto's mother. She was sent back in time by the Kyuubii and was deemed by the gods to be a demon, so she was a demon. Ryuukami comforted her in his human form and soon the two fell in love. But 1000 years later the Shinigami king was searching for a queen among the demons and he chose Kushina, forcing her to leave Ryuukami. Ryuukami wouldn't stand for this and challenged the Shinigami king to a fight, and he got out with his life and a really big scar. Now all demons are banned from the Shinigami realm and Ryuukami is afraid that since he showed his dragon form in the fight that Kushina will be terrified of him. He appears as a minor antagonist in Sakura no Kira and a bigger villain in Gaara no Kira. Arukus FRANCHISE: Death Note/Naruto/Ouran High School Host Club, respectively. FANFIC APPEARANCES: Sakura no Kira, Gaara no Kira, Boredom is the most fun..., 'No Kira' Karaoke respectively. Age: 20 when she died, about 220 now Species: Shinigami Hair clr: Pinkish brown Eye clr: Pupil-less blood red. Theme Song: How to Save a Life by The Fray Seiyuu: Kira Vincent-Davis (Lucy from Elfen Lied) BIO: Arukus is a mysterious Shinigami who watched over the Death Note of a few girls that used to serve Kira. She seems to have a sad expression most of the time and her voice is always hoarse. In reality she was a young girl named Ceria who lived about 200 years ago until she found a Death Note on her nineteenth birthday. She used it to kill a few of her rivals and kill powerful people in her city until her twentieth birthday when the officials of the city found out and killed her. She used the Death Note so she became a Shinigami. She kept her human form by not losing her willpower and keeping her soul alive. She rarely uses her Death Note unless she has to keep herself alive and she befriends the Shinigami queen. Dio Makar FRANCHISE: Super Smash Bros. Brawl FANFIC APPEARANCES: Challenger Approaching. Age: The same age as Samus Aran Species: Human, mostly 0_0 Hair clr: White, referred to as ivory because that sounds fancier Eye clr: Red Theme Song: Yummy by Gwen Stefani Seiyuu: Moira Kelly (Adult Nala from The Lion King) BIO: Dio grew up with her little sister Ashley (from the Warioware series XD), mostly being a weird girl who liked to kill people. One day a few years back Metroid Prime gave Dio a job being Samus's dark half, or Dark Samus. Dio accepted this job and about three years later Master Hand forced her and Ashley to join the new Super Smash Bros game, Super Smash Bro's Duel. She accepted, only because she knew that Wolf would be in it this time around as well. When she got to the Smash Mansion she made a rather extravagant indent on the people there, the people affected most being Wolf because in a matter of hours she became his girlfriend somehow. She also won the ahem attention of many of the guys after singing Milkshake during Karaoke. She thought she didn't like Wolf and was just in it for certain ahem things until Fox was dared to make out with her and Wolf threw Fox against the wall, telling Fox to never even touch 'his girl'. This made Dio realize she loved that furry because for once in her life she actually smiled, not smirked or grinned maniacally, but really smiled. Admiral Zinaida Sokolova Frumos FRANCHISE: Hellsing FANFIC APPEARANCES: Worse then Death and The Winter War, respectively. Age: Born 1909, Died 2008, appears 27 in the cannon storylines Species: Human entirely Hair clr: Black Eye clr: Gold Theme Song: Inner Universe by ORIGA Seiyuu: Cindy Robinson(Using a thick Russian accent)(Inoue from Code Geass/Kakku Shiba from Bleach) BIO: From birth, Zinaida was taught war by her not right in the head father, a general in the Russian army. She learned how to command, attack, kill, be strategic, and first killed a man at three years old. Since she was exposed to this so young, she had no way to be scarred for life by it. She just thought it was normal. Zinaida lived like this until she was six, when her mother told her to kill her father. Zinaida did so, but actually felt sorry about it for the first time. Her mother and her 'escaped' to a medium sized city, where Zinaida was forced to have a 'normal' life. One day though, the city broke into a civil war and Zinaida acted as leader of the army for her side of the town. But, one day, her mother and comrades were slaughtered and raped during the war, and when that was about to happen to her, Radu Cel Frumos saved her. He was a bit taken aback when she explained her life to him, but he took her in as his own daughter and brought her to Petrograd. At the time, Radu was a Bolshevik, and he taught Zinaida all about Marx and what the party stood for. She became a valuable asset to the party, and when the revolution started the Bolsheviks immediately granted Radu the position as War Minister. His first act: hand the title over to Zinaida. She took the leaders by surprise with her age and experience, and quickly made an influence along with the rank of Admiral. She met Valik when they were both fourteen, and discovered the physics required to keep her humanity yet keep her immortal at twenty-seven. When Hitler came to power, Zinaida caught wind of Millennium and set out to make the Red Army it's own division of vampire and werewolf soldiers, Radu's knowledge and expendable prisoners coming in handy with this little project. She outdid Millennium by the Cold War, and kept Russia in Communisim way past the time it should've fallen. Major and Zinaida, though rivals, have many things in common besides the fact that Zinaida does actually care about her subordinates, not seeing them as expendable like Major. G.C. AKA Girlycard AKA Genetic Clone Alucard 78.459 FRANCHISE: Hellsing FANFIC APPEARANCES: Worse then Death and The Winter War, respectively. Age: She was initially created five years after 'The Dawn' but was released from her state of suspended animation seven years before the canon storyline, leading GC herself to believe that she's only seven years old even though she appears twelve. Species: Vampire Clone Hair clr: Black Eye clr: Red Theme Song: Mambo by Helena Paparizou Seiyuu: Kate Higgins (Sakura from Naruto/C.C. from Code Geass) BIO: Back when Alucard and Walter invaded Millennium's base, Dok specifically told everyone who encountered Alucard to at least get a hair from him, a scrap of clothing, blood, any kind of DNA possible. Everyone specifically followed Dok's orders, and Dok had enough to successfully create a clone of Alucard for Millennium's use. He tried many times but most of the attempts failed. Except for one. GC was the perfect clone of Alucard, but Dok had forgotten that Alucard was Girlycard at the time so GC turned out a girl. They had to work on her stability so they kept her dormant for most of the time before the canon storyline began, but about seven years (according to GC's reasoning) before the canon storyline she was released. She became fast friends with Rip van Winkle and also developed a crush on Schrodinger. Ability-wise GC was the perfect clone of Alucard, but Dok made a miscalculation and accidentally made it so she could develop her own personality. With this in mind, GC didn't like the whole Millennium thing at all so (with the help of her friends) she escaped Millennium and became a warrior of her own preferences. That being a ninja. She lived alone, being somewhat of a nomad and drinking animal blood. In the third chapter of her story is where she makes her first appearance and joins Hellsing because Alucard's an egomaniac. She's nothing like Alucard and she's more, well, bouncy. She's pretty much a typical hyper twelve year old but a ninja vampire clone. But GC had made a mistake when she left Millennium, because she hadn't anticipated that Dok would make ANOTHER clone and faster then last time... Luna and Verona (Yes their sharing a bio) FRANCHISE: Hellsing FANFIC APPEARANCES: Worse then Death and The Winter War, respectively. Age: Roughly forty-five each, appear seventeen. Species: Vampire clone for both Hair clr: Luna: Pink Verona: Turquoise Eye clr: Luna: Maroon Verona: Green Theme Song: Walking on Sunshine (Aly&AJ version... What? It's actually better!) Seiyuu: Luna: Rebecca Forstadt(Nunnaly Lamperouge from Code Geass) Verona: Amy Kincaid(Shirley from Code Geass) BIO: Luna and Verona are two failed Alucard clones. The two of them were apparently too distracted and hyper for the Major and Dok to catch and euthanize them when they were first made, and since they didn't have the time to stabilize that GC needed they were given hyper and childish personalities that were exactly the same. The lack of stabilization time also resulted in their exotic colored hair and eyes. Luna and Verona are not complete failures though, since 'if you can get them to focus' they're alright soldiers. Verona's weapon is a whip and Luna's is a traditional canon that apparently she can only use if she sits on it. Both of them allude to having childish crushes on Bastian, but he's too freaked out by how weird they are to share that affection. Apparently Verona and Luna don't even know that their clones and they wouldn't even get it if they were told. In their confusion and possibly boredom Verona and Luna made up an odd past that they were supposedly two members of an Italian royal family of vampires. The only memory they really had was a blurry one of Alucard so they circled their 'past' around him as their father. Apparently they also share a bit of Alucard since their taller then GC by a long shot. S.S. AKA Soulless Soldier Alucard Cln(clone)#79 FRANCHISE: Hellsing FANFIC APPEARANCES: Worse then Death and The Winter War, respectively. Age: Roughly one year old, appears twelve. Species: Vampire clone Hair Clr: Black Eye Clr: Red Theme Song: Kaidoku Funou by Jinn(Second Code Geass Opening. Random I know but she don't have a personality XD) Seiyuu: Kelli Kassidy(Mion/Shion in Higurashi) BIO: S.S. is the most successful clone in the Alucard Cloning project and probably Millennium's last attempt at making a clone. They worked out the 'glitches' and made it so S.S. was the perfect soldier instead of having a personality like the others preceding her. And just as they intended, S.S. is the perfect soldier in every aspect. She has absolutely no personality, and if she does it's that of a military girl, hardened by battle. No matter what an enemy(or ally) does or says S.S. retains her emotionless expression, the slightest smirk making the Millennium members run for cover in fear of the apocalypse. She is probably the only person who can put up with Luna and Verona's antics, probably because they don't phase her in the slightest as long as they follow orders. Amedea Schiffer(so I stole a last name, what's it to ya? >8I) FRANCHISE: Hellsing FANFIC APPEARANCES: Worse then Death and The Winter War, respectively. Age: 17, according to Hienkiel's estimations. Species: Human Hair clr: Ginger Eye clr: Green Theme Song: Colors by Flow(first Code Geass theme) Seiyuu: Julie Ann Taylor(Milly Ashford from Code Geass) BIO: Amedea is an orphan nun of Iscariot, but doesn't act like the normal uptight stuck up Catholic chick. She's much more of a laid back and boastful person then a Holy Roller. Amedea doesn't wear the standard issue nun hat but instead wears two silver cross shaped clips in her hair. She also wears a red sash around her waist with a black cross on the front, and 'SECTION XIII ISCARIOT JUDAS' written on the back in black as well. She says that she doesn't exactly 'give all this religious stuff credit' and only prays when she's desperate about something. She appears to care for Mircea and Cal a lot since their her partners and her only real friends. In battle she wields two unnecessarily long spears. Mircea Saerinel AKA Mircea II Dracul FRANCHISE: Hellsing FANFIC APPEARANCES: Worse then Death and The Winter War, respectively. Age: 21 Species: Human Reincarnation Hair clr: Black Eye clr: Deep green Theme Song: Camisado by P!ATD Seiyuu: Derek Stephen Prince(Uryu Ishida from Bleach) BIO: Mircea is the reincarnation of Alucard's older brother Mircea II. This Mircea is a stoic and rather mysterious member of Iscariot, although he admits to not believing in God. Or as he puts it: 'If God existed then why didn't he stop us?' Although at times he slips up and says 'me' instead of 'us'. Mircea is known for randomly shooting knowing glances at people, making them feel uncomfortable because they think he knows a secret of theirs or something. These glances lately only mean anything to Alucard Radu and Cal. It's also said by various people, including Mircea himself, that he is remembering things from his life as Mircea II, but so far he only remembers halfway into his rule as a Prince of Wallachia. Mircea also says he exchanged these memories for the ones of his life before Iscariot, which alludes to him not knowing anything about his childhood. Mircea fights with an MP-25 or a 'Saturday Night Special'(Cal says he only thinks that term is the only reason Mircea uses it) which everyone immediately thinks will never work against anything living, but Mircea has used not only religious technology but other means to create seeking bullets that always hit their targets and cane eliminate about twenty freaks in one shot. He never uses these usually because he can take anything out in one shot but he always(I mean ALWAYS) keeps his gun and a magazine of these special bullets on hand. He also has a menagerie of different bullets from stun bullets to 'Flamethrowers' that if enough hit the target they'll spontaneously combust. He and Cal spent about a year coming up with all these. Cal Harian AKA Vlad IV AKA Vlad Calugarul(Vlad the Monk) FRANCHISE: Hellsing FANFIC APPEARANCES: Worse then Death and The Winter War, respectively. Age: 20 Species: Human Reincarnation Hair clr: Black Eye clr: Deep green(wears glasses) Theme Song: Geek in the Pink by Jason Mraz(I know it doesn't fit but it just makes me squee XD) Seiyuu: Yuri Lowenthal(Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto/Suzaku Kururugi from Code Geass/That one kid from Gurren Laggan ID"") BIO: Cal is the reincarnation of Alucard's older half-brother Vlad IV/Vlad Calugarul. He is timid and gentle and doesn't like to fight. Instead he handles more of the 'administrative' duties when he Mircea and Amedea go on missions, which consists of explaining the damage to officials and many things to keep their cover along with keeping relations with the higher powers in Catholic lands on the up and up. This also apparently consisted of getting the Pope's permission to ally with Hellsing. Cal will actually only fight when it's necessary or when Amedea is in mortal danger. This will send him into a rather odd state which brings him extreme ferocity and extreme focus so that he can kill an enemy with one shot from his silver Mauser C96(also with an extremely long barrel like Hans XD). Cal seems to also remember things from his past, but their only things that Vlad Calugarul would want to remember. These things are: His brothers, portions of his rule as a Prince of Wallachia, brief glimpses of his wife(or one of them who looks strangely like Amedea. This is only coincidence though), and his son. Radu cel Frumos(Izzat right?) FRANCHISE: Hellsing FANFIC APPEARANCES: Worse then Death and The Winter War, respectively. Age: Approximately a few years younger then Alucard. Species: Vampire Hair clr: Black Eye clr: Red Theme Song: There's a Good Reason these Tables are Numbered Honey, you just haven't Figured it Out by P!ATD Seiyuu: Steven Blum(Orochimaru from Naruto) BIO: Radu is Alucard's younger brother. Alucard, even though he and Radu were rivals for the throne of Wallachia, favored Radu a bit over his two other brothers and instead of letting him die Alucard turned him into a vampire. Radu stayed out of contact with Alucard for a while, and in this time, Radu traveled to Russia and found a large village immersed in a civil war within its own walls. Radu ventured into the 'losing side' of the village and when he happened upon a warehouse he found young Zinaida about to be 'violated' and killed like her dead comrades and mother. Radu felt he had to protect Zinaida and killed the men trying to do that to her. Radu kept her with him and he became her new family and her teacher in warfare. With his teachings, Zinaida entered military school at the age of ten and while she and her friend Valik excelled through the ranks Radu taught them both about vampires and vampire creation. With Radu's help Zinaida was able to create vampires when she and Valik had gotten out of military school at age fourteen. Later on he also assisted her in finding a werewolf to add to Sickle Tooth and create werewolves with their DNA. Radu in fact also gave Zinaida a strategy to employ when she attacked London. He may be conceited and a bit condescending to other people but Radu cares a lot for Zinaida in a father/daughter way. He also seems to miss his elder brothers, seeing as he can get very depressed when their mentioned. Erin Sorrel FRANCHISE: Hellsing FANFIC APPEARANCES: Alliances Age: 15 Species: Human/Werewolf in Arc 1, Twilight Vampire/Werewolf in Arc 2 and past there Hair clr: Black Eye clr: Dark dark brown in Arc 1, Red in Arc 2 and past there Theme Song: Carpal Tunnel of Love by Fall out boy Seiyuu: Kari Whalgren(Haruhara Haruko from FLCL) BIO: Erin, Kallenna, and Kutsavi(or Kusi as she likes to call her) used to live and go to school together in a small town on the central coast of California until the parents of all three were murdered by Twilight vampires. The three split up, Erin and Kutsavi taking Kallenna to Anderson's orphanage and the other two splitting up. Before they left Kallenna they had promised her that neither of them would turn into vampires. One year later, Kutsavi and Erin met up again. This gave Erin a hope that they would all become a group again, until the vampire that had murdered their parents showed up and turned Kutsavi into a vampire while they were in England. On the second night of Kutsavi's transformation, the two of them were ambushed by the Valentine brothers and taken to Millennium. They forcibly joined Millennium and during their time there Hans and Erin communicated in her head using the whole 'Werewolf mind link thingy' while Erin hooked up with Jan and Kutsavi hooked up with Luke. When the four ambushed the Hellsing manor, not only did Luke&Jan die, but Kutsavi was killed by Alucard in the same way as her 'lover'. But not before leaving some venom in Erin. Alucard convinced Integra to let them 'keep' Erin and during that time she still had Hans's mind linked to hers. The two of them fell in love while Erin served Hellsing, and during the attack on London both she and Hans are torn between their duty to their sides and their love for eachother. Erin is a rather cynical girl and doesn't let her weaker side show very often. It is rumored that Erin had an older brother who survived the murder of their parents, yet his whereabouts are unknown Kallenna Selmhan FRANCHISE: Hellsing FANFIC APPEARANCES: Alliances Age: 15 Species: Regenerator Human Hair clr: Platinum Blonde Eye clr: Ocean Blue Seiyuu: Michelle Ruff(Rukia from Bleach) BIO: Kallenna's parents, along with the parents of her friends Kutsavi and Erin, were murdered by Unstet a year prior to the events of Alliances. Erin deposited her at Anderson's orphanage, and left her. But not before making a promise that neither her nor Kutsavi would become vampires. Seeing as she had nothing else, Kallenna turned to her religion. She became a member of Iscariot, adopting Anderson as her mentor and father figure. After the Unstet attack on the Vatican, Kallenna is sent to do may scouting and information missions, along with more dangerous ones like the Badrick one where she gets shot near the heart. Kallenna is cold to people who have either betrayed her or people she considers heathens, but she is kind to others and children. Alice, 'Kya', Steinern Burton FRANCHISE: Hellsing FANFIC APPEARANCES: Worse then Death, The Winter War Age: 14/15 Species: Human in WtD, Dead Human in Arc 1 of tWW, and FREAK in Arc 2 of tWW Hair clr: Silver Eye clr: Onyx Seiyuu: Karen Strassmen(Soi Fon from Bleach) BIO: Kya is a genetic anomaly, for both of her parents were vampires and she was born human. She lived a strangely happy life until Alucard on a mission killed her parents when she was six. She hated Hellsing from that day on and joined a terrorist organization. The fact Kya is what she is made her sickly and gave her an odd form of Tuberculosis which had her cough up blood whenever she exerted herself, each coughing fit shortening her lifespan. By the time she enters WtD, she only has one month. The train some important targets were on was also inhabited by Hellsing, so Kya made an anti-supernatural bomb and almost blew them up except dumb luck saved them. She's later captured and she falls for Walter, rushing it because of her condition. Kya fights in Radu's castle with the others, but she's killed not only by the overexertion shortening it way more then it normally should and being stabbed seventy-two times with her own switchblade. Kya is dead for the first Story Arc of tWW, but she's just been turned into a FREAK and been forced to join Millennium in this arc. She is also the only Jew in Hellsing to date -3- Nova Shashenka Kodya FRANCHISE: Storm Hawks FANFIC APPEARANCES: Ticking Clock Age: 16 Species: Human Hair clr: Black Eye clr: Gray, left eye is a lazy eye Seiyuu: Nancy Novotny(using a Russian accent)(Yuka from Elfen Lied) BIO: Nova lives on the remote Terra Helios, a 'communist' terra- meaning it doesn't leave it's loyalties with either the Sky Knights or Cyclonia- and is a part of their special, elite guard. From a young age she revered the guard, mostly because her father was part of it, and wanted to be a guard so badly. One day, her father was killed by a Sky Knight when she was seven years old. From that day on Nova hated Sky Knights. Also, before that she was attacked and bitten by some stray cats, giving her a sickle-shaped scar below her focused eye and a crippling phobia of cats. Nova loves to fight, cuss, smoke, drink, and kill. She flaunts around her power as a guard to get free stuff from certain places, and is a crystal expert. She even created a poison crystal that she uses to poison Piper in Ticking Clock, but she has an unexplained fondness for Leech Crystals. Since Nova is from a working class family, she relishes in the fancy things in the central hub of Terra Helios known as Sundial Tower, seeing as it gets direct sunlight during the day while everywhere else on the Terra has to deal with what they get light-wise. Nova also seems to have a fear of loose hairs on clothing or elsewhere. XX Stories I will probably write:(if the story is deleted it either means I've started it, finished it, or I'm not gonna do it) 'Amnesiac': Hellsing fanfic. During Integra and Major's fight, a beam in the zeppelin comes loose and hits Integra on the head, causing her to lose all memories of being Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. Major takes advantage of this and turns her and the Hellsing vampires to Millennium's side. Alucard and Seras try as hard as they can to refresh her memory, but with Millennium having leveled London and about to make their attack on Russia, this is a lost cause... Or is it? IntegraXMajor, AlucardXSerasXCaptain, WalterXOC. 'Run Run Run, as fast as you can': Avatar Hellsing crossover. Schrodinger, after an awful argument with Rip and other Millennium people, angrily(and on accident) transports himself to the Avatar Universe. He also bumps into the Gaang and does a little 'match making'. After being gone a two months in the Hellsing universe(yet only three hours in the Avatar universe), Dok uses a machine of his to transport himself and the rest of Millennium so that they can find him. And then the war of the century starts. Zutara, Taang, Sukka, SchrodingerXTy Lee 'Misunderstandings, or not?': Soul Eater Hellsing crossover. As one would imagine, Alucard is the closest thing to a Kishin you could imagine. A challenge is made among the Shibusen student body and presented by Shingami-sama himself: Whoever gets Alucard's soul will immediately become a Death Scythe. Most of Hellsing is freaking out at all the attacks on Alucard, Alucard sees it as some fun, and Death the Kid realizes a dark secret about himself. AXS, MakaXSoulXTsubaki, twisted (my version of She)SheXShinigami. 'My oh My': OMG... A HARRY POTTER THING?! A true witch, Jauqueline Selwyn, comes to Hogwarts to teach the kids some REAL magic. Insanity insues with a whole lot of the phrase 'I wonder I wonder'. 'Juggle': Seras is captured by Iscariot, in turn being captured by Millennium, breaking out, aaaand then going back to Hellsing, and it repeats over and over. Wonderful. AXS, AAXS, CXS, WXS, DokXSeras, poor girl. 'Cairo Fireworks': Going under revisions. Series that are crossing over remain the same though. 'Boredom is the most fun': Same old fic, but it's going under revisions. 'Not exactly a story... mode': The sequel to 'Challenger Approaching'. Everything is back to 'normal' in the Smash Mansion, and Master Hand won't have that. So he decides that it's time to start filming the STORY MOOODE!! And they know just the pack of misfits to play the villains. But what happens when the main villain is played by someone from Dio's past? Someone she's STILL madly in love with? Pairings pretty much the same, except now it's WolfXOCXOC. XX My Favorite Fandoms(favoriteness in no particular order): 1. Hellsing: Not only are the characters and story kickass, but it has lots of gore! And the potential pairings are so interesting X3 2. Death Note: A very interesting story with plenty of characters to hate, love, want to braid their hair, etc. Teaches you a whole lot about good and evil, the mechanics of a maniac, and a whole lot of other stuff. Needs more girls that can stand on their own two feet though. 3. Code Geass: At first I thought this was going to be some sort of rip off of Death Note, but after watching it myself I realize that it has it's own complex storyline and instead of hating the main character this time around I thought he was awesome. Suzaku can burn in hell -3- 4. Baccano!: I LOVE this series! Mafia turf wars, immortal alchemists, crazy psychopaths on a train, what more could the world ask for?! And FINALLY, an anime with actual pairings in it~! XDD And those pairs are well handled, because I love all the canon pairs X3 And Luck Gandor. I am in love with Luck Gandor XD 5. Higurashi: Has awesome gore and awesome little bits of light humor, BUT I WANTED SHION AND SATOSHI TO GET TOGETHER!! Also, season one was WAY better then season two. It kinda seemed like they were blaming it all on Takada when it was CLEARLY HANYUU'S FAULT!! 6. Storm Hawks: Storm Hawks is the shit. The dogfights, the characters, the creatures, the StorkXPiper- You didn't see that-, what's not to love about it? And besides: The Blizzarians. Canadian Rabbit/Coyote anthros. WHERE can you go wrong with Canadian Rabbit/Coyote anthros?! 7. Invader Zim: The first CARTOON I ever loved X3 End of story. 8. Legend of Zelda: The stories for each game are always so unique and interesting, while keeping the same basic gist of it all at the same time. And the characters on the side are cool too XD 9. Mario: ...SUPERMARIOGALAXY MUSIC AND BOWSERXPEACH!! (runs off laughing insanely) 10. Sonic the Hedgehog: The games royally suck, but that's because I was exposed to the comics at a young age and loved those first. WHY?! WHY DID SONIC AND SALLY HAVE TO BREAK UP?! DX> Can't they just patch things up and get back together?! 11: One Piece: Pirates~ Fandoms I HATE/Dislike/Am not a fan of: 1. Anything that's new on Disney Channel: Three words... WHAT. THE. FUCK. What is god's name is with these people, poisoning the youth of today?! I SAY WE DESTROY DISNEY CHANNEL!! 2. Twilight Series: JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN WITH GOD. Unlike the 'reviews' below, where I am kind of able to kind of describe the bullshit these fandoms amount to, I don't think I'll be able to do that here. Why? BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT THESE BOOKS ADD UP TO IS TOO MUCH FOR A SIMPLE AUTHORESS LIKE ME!! Besides, there are like five million Anti-Twilight rants out there. I'd just sound redundant. All I can say is: RUN!! RUN FROM THESE BOOKS!! RUN FROM THE MOVIE!! RUN, BEFORE THEY CAN MAKE IT INTO AN ANIME/MANGA!! ... Wait, what? There already IS a manga/anime version? Let me see it! (is handed a volume of Vampire Knight) NOOOO!! WE WERE TOO LATE!! D'''X ... But, though this series sucks monkey-balls, some of the concepts actually had quite a lot of potential, and some were even pretty cool. But if these concepts were handed to a much more talented writer (cough-Master of the Boot-cough) they actually could be cool. And the characters that are NOT Edward, Bella and Jacob from Eclipse forward are actually not that bad. Especially Carlisle~(heart) 3. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: (sighs and puts her head in her hands) Where do I even BEGIN on this one?! Well, I CAN say that it's a series that asks many DARING questions, like 'How Many Haruhi Suzumiya's Does It Take To Smack Your Head Against The Wall?', or 'Does The Fact That You're Teenage-God Excuse The Fact That You're A Poorly Written Character?' Answers: One and NO. Haruhi is one of the worst excuses for a main character I have EVER laid eyes on. She is the very definition of Mary-Sue. But, that's not to say that she doesn't have a personality, of COURSE she has a personality... The personality of a selfish bratty annoying BITCH. Basically she's just like every other teenage girl :D Which is rather strange, since the series keeps shoving it in our faces that she's UNIQUE AND SPECIAL AND OMG SO COOL!! Also, she gets to be a horrible person but there are no repercussions for it. Why? Because she somehow became GOD when she was eleven by figuring out that she was just one person in the giant population of Japan after a baseball game! ... Yep, that makes PERFECT sense! Y'know, I'm actually sort of afraid of what message this is sending towards teenage girls who like this series... 'Hey girls! Don't listen to those douche bags who tell you that the world doesn't revolve around you! Just look at Haruhi Suzumiya! She gets to act like the bitchy brat she is and STILL keep her love interest who she treats like crap! In fact, she gets her way all the time! And if she DOESN'T get it, well, she gets to destroy the world!' Yeah, that's a WONDERFUL message to send to the teenagers of the world. I would also like to point something out: the part of Haruhi's first line where she tells her class that she wants to see Aliens Time Travelers and ESPers is one of the stupidest things in the whole series. Why? A few reasons below: 1: Time Travelers?! I know that Aliens and Whatever-the-fuck-an-ESPer-is could be cool, but TIME TRAVELERS?! THAT'S JUST STUPID!! I mean, they wouldn't have anything cool to show off! They could just say stuff about the future and stuff! Also, they would most likely be conceited bastards! Why? Because as we advance, more people become complete Douche Bags. 2: WHAT THE HELL IS AN ESPER?! I mean, before this show I never knew what an ESPer was, and I don't think anyone who watches/watched it did either! I mean, couldn't they have just said Psychic if that's what they meant?! BTW, the ESPer powers are LAME. 3: YOU NEVER ASK FOR THEM TO REVEAL THEMSELVES. THEY NEVER WILL. OR ELSE THEY GET THEMSELVES AND EVERYONE IN A HUNDRED MILE RADIUS OF THEM INTO DEEP SHIT. THAT IS THE FIRST RULE OF SUPERNATURAL LOVE STORIES AND OTHER SUPERNATURAL SHIT. On another note, I HATE ALMOST EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS SHOW!! And if I DON'T hate a character, it's probably because they're a minor character or I just pity them. But the only character who falls under that last category is Kyon. Poor guy, he has to spend the rest of his life with that bitch-queen, all because he tried to be the balls of the class and talk to her... sigh My last thoughts are these: Pass up this series if you have the chance to, and Haruhi Suzumiya is yet another Anime Bella Swan. 4. Vampire Knight: My argument or whatever here will probably not be that strong, since I couldn't get past chapter two of the manga without wanting to scream at the book and rip it in half. What made me want to do such a thing? Two words: YUUKI. CROSS. I know I already said this about Haruhi Suzumiya, BUT THIS CHICK IS BASICALLY THE PERFECT EMBODIMENT OF A MARY-SUE!! Only there are a few differences between her and Haruhi Suzumiya: Haruhi has the personality of a horrible bitch and is God, while Yuuki has absolutely NO personality and can just god-mod people because she's in an incestuous, vampiric relationship. Also, Haruhi has just ONE guy she gets to treat like crap, while Yuuki has one guy to treat like crap one second then cry over him the next AND has another guy she can have HAWT VAMPY SHEMX with who is also her brother. ... Okay, okay, joke's over guys. I KNOW this is a crappy fanfic! What fandom is this for anyways? ... What? ... This ISN'T a bad mary-sue fic? ... It's actually a fandom itself? ... WELL YA COULDA FOOLED ME!! You know what this is?! This is the manga version of Twilight, minus the werewolves! Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that there are no characters in this that I can find redeeming qualities in. Yep, even the guy with a cowboy hat and and an eye patch. Oh dear GOD, if you have ANY chance at all to pass this manga/anime up, TAKE IT AND RUN. RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, MAKE SURE THAT THE HORRIBLE-NESS DOESN'T GET YOU!! 5. Azumanga Daioh and Lucky Star: Why are these together? Because they have a few things in common... BLAND CHARACTERS AND NO PLOT!! Seriously, all these characters are just moe in a box! And I've seen INCEST HENTAI MANGAS with more plot than this! None of the characters in either series are endearing or likeable in the slightest, especially the ones that are called likeable for their flaws like Yukari or Konata! And also, WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THE GUYS?! In Lucky Star, the only guys are in their families or extras that nobody cares about. In Azumanga Daioh, we only get the perverted teacher guy! WHAT THE HELL!? IF THESE GIRLS WERE REALLY IN HIGH SCHOOL, EVERYTHING WOULD BE ABOUT GUYS!! And you know what, this is all I can really say about this. Why? BECAUSE THESE THINGS ARE ONLY GOOD IF YOU HAVE INSOMNIA AND WANT TO FALL ALSEEP QUICK!! Or if you need an excuse to throw your TV or computer across the room in a fit of rage! 6. Axis Powers Hetalia: I'm not entirely in hate with this series, but I'm pretty fed up with it. I'd be able to forgive them if they A.) DIDN'T MAKE LIGHT OF EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING IN HISTORY, B.) Introduced a proportionate amount of female nations, C.) Thought about Africa and the Middle East for once, and last but DEFINITELY NOT LEAST, D.) TOOK. THEMSELVES. SERIOUSLY. I know that D and A kind of sound the same, but what I meant by A was that they shouldn't be simply taking everything and making it Yaoi-filled jokes. Sure, some things could be funny or stupid but not EVERYTHING!! If Hetalia actually started treating us like we could handle things that aren't Yaoi and 'hilarity' then I think it could be an interesting and- dare I say it- RESPECTABLE series. And that brings me to another note. For a series about the nations duking it out in world history as people... This series is pretty boring. Maybe because it doesn't take itself seriously. But, I can tell that the creator of Hetalia would probably rather eat shit than make APH serious. Oh well, I'll just have to settle for the occasional not yaoi-filled, well-written serious fic here... Though THAT will be VERY hard to find. (And I find N. Italy annoying. I think Feliciano and Romano should just merge together into one person and get it over with). XX Supported Couples: Invader Zim: ZAGR (YUS YUS YUS 83) DATR (OH HO HO HO!! >8D) GAMR (HELLZ TO THE YES X3) Hellsing: AlucardXSeras (It's love and you know it!!) MaxwellXIntegra (Ha ha, it's just awesome XD) Valentine Bros.XOC's (Because I love Jan(yan) and I'm pretty sure that Luke is my friend's type XD) LukeXIntegra (Because of my fanfic dammit DX) JanXRip (Well... because I can) PipXIntegra (Uh... I just like it! GO AWAY!! DX) HeinkielXYumie (The only Yuri I will allow because Heinkiel is intersex XD"") Naruto: SasuSaku (Loved it ever since I first saw the series) NaruHina (Keeps Naruto away from Sakura) NejiTen (Canon as physically possible in that series) ShikaTema (Not too crazy about it but it's still good) SaiIno (Oh come on, you all have to agree with me on this!) FMA: EdWinry (CANON! AND YOU KNOW IT!!) RoyRiza (Whoever doesn't love this shall die horribly) EdRose (Eh, I'm flexible) Avatar the Last Airbender: Zutara (Because I love it so much... oops I threw myself into the shipping war didn't I?) Taang (Eh, don't know why...) Sukka (It completes the perfect pairing trio thingy XDD) YuGiOh: PriestSetoKisara (They were fucking in love in the past people!! Probably the only canon pair in this whole damn show XDD) BakuraTea/Serenity (Never knew why, they just called me in) MarikMai (Love love love loooove) AtemIshizu (They look good together) Death Note: LMisa (IT'S AMAZINGLY CUTE AND MAGICALLY DELICIOUS 8D) TakadaXMikami (X3 BAAAWWWW~) SayuXAlmost Anyone (Hey, almost any pairing I see her in makes me squee dammit!) MelloXMisa (THEY LOOK ALIKE AND HAVE THE SAME FASHION SENSE. CLEARLY IT IS LOVE. TRUFAX) LightXThe Death Note(Because dammit he basically has sex with it every night! And they didn't even go on a date first or get to know each other...) RyukXRem (:I ...) Higurashi: KeiichiXAlmost Anyone (The boy is a playa!) ShionXSatoshi (She loves him, I think he might have liked her sorta. IT WORKS!) Code Geass: LelouchXC.C. (At first I hated this pair because I wanted to marry Lulu's laugh but then I fell in love with it) SuzakuXNunnaly (This pairing needs more love XD) SuzakuXKallen (I am whoring that boy off!) LloydXMilly (... LEAVE ME ALONE) GinoXKallen (8D HE SAYS HE LIKES HER A FEW TIMES!!) RoloXNunnaly (BD ... Abusive relationships abound...) ShirleyXMao (:I Uhr- I- Uh- Well- Ya see- ...) ShirleyXSuzaku (o_o Uhh...) NinaXKanon (I'm sorry Kanon... and Table-tan TT_TT) CorneliaXGuilford (DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY HOW CANON THIS IS DAMMIT!?) SayokoXJerimiah (SHE KICKED HIM IN THE FACE, IT'S A SYMBOL OF LOVE AMONG NINJA-MAIDS) ChibaXTohdoh (THIS IS AT LEAST HALFWAY CANON!! 8D;;;) XingkeXTianzi (Alright, we freeze Xingke for a little while inside a cryogenic freezer, wait for Tianzi to become an adult, and then make them get married! It's the perfect plan!) RakshataXDiethard (LAZY INDIAN HOTTIE SCIENTIST AND ASS-CHINNED REPORTER WHO LOOKS LIKE INO ON STEROIDS, CLEARLY THIS IS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN) VilettaXOhgi (INTERRACIAL LOVE IS LOVE. I THINK YOU CAN SEE THAT I THINK THIS FROM MY ENTIRE PAIRING LISTY-LIST) LucianoXEuphemia (DO YOU EVEN WANT TO KNOW BY THIS POINT?!) SchneizelXMe (NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE THE NAME SCHNEIZEL, BUT HE'S SEXY AND A PRINCE. CRAZY AWESOME SMEXY COMBINATION OF AWESOME) Soul Eater: KiddXMaka(It grew on me as soon as I wrote that oneshot on it XD) SteinXMedusa(NO WORDS DESCRIBE HOW PURELY SEXY THIS PAIRING IS(is having a nosebleed)) SoulXTsubaki(Okay where did that come from? Never mind XD) Sonic(Comics, show, games, etc): SonicXSally (THE ONLY CANON PAIRING THAT INVOLVES SONIC!! 8D) KnucklesXJulie-Su (ROUGE MUST DIE!!) Amy RoseXCommitting Suicide(GOD do I hate her) Storm Hawks: StorkXPiper (HELL to the yes X3) AerrowXStarling (One-sided) AerrowXMaster Cyclonis (o0 I really have no idea why...) Dark AceXMaster Cyclonis (XDD I 'unno) Suzy-LuXBilly-Rex (XD Is cute) Ouran High School Host Club: KyouHaru (HELL YEAH!! XDD) MoriHaru (X3 Cute sorta) NekozawaXHaruhi (8D"" Err, I like it?) TamaRenge (They're both drama queens, it could work XD) KasanodaXHaruhi (HEY, IF THE SERIES CAN WHORE HARUHI OFF THEN SO CAN I!!) Baccano: FiroXEnnis (OMGWTFBBQ?! A CANON PAIRING?!) Vino/Claire/Rail TracerXChane (MOOAARR CANON?!) LaddXLua (8D MasochistXSadist, it works dunnit?) IsaacXMiria (They're perfect comic relief and great together X3) NiceXJacuzzi (He REALLY needs to stop crying!! >8I) Furaba(Fruits Basket): YukiXTohru(I like it much better then KyoTohru, and that one chick that the writer MAKES Yuki get with seems more like a substitute for Tohru then someone Yuki could actually love) HatsuharuXTohru(It kinda just drew me in, I dunno why I like it) Male!/Anime!AkitoXTohru(8D;;; Don't ask) ShigureXTohru(It makes sense! She's year of the Dog, he IS the dog, THEY F(bleep)CKING FIT!! >XDD) One Piece: SanjiXNami (XD Cat BurglarXLove Cook. Who could be more perfect? 8D) RobinXFranky (They just look cute together X3) LuffyXVivi ((shrugs), just like em' I guess) Zolo/ZoroXTashigi ((passes out from the cuteness)) UssopXKaya (C'MON PEOPLE IT'S PRACTICALLY CANON!! 8DD) Mister 2/Bon ClayXHimself(IT'S TRUE LOVE BD) ViviXKohza (8D;;; ...) CrocodileXRobin (... Let's put it this way: Crocodile+Robin=RAEP-TASTIC WIN) CrocodileXMe (I HAVE A SAND FETISH ALRIGHT?! MY FIRST ANIME FANGIRLY CRUSH THING WAS GAARA FROM NARUTO, SO THERE HAS TO BE SOME CONNECTION BETWEEN MY FANGIRLY-NESS TOWARDS THEM!! IT. IS. THE SAAAANNNDDD!! >8'''DD (ish having a nosebleed right now)) Hetalia-Axis Powers: SeychellesXCanada (8D Cuz I can) VietnamXChina ((shrug)) TaiwanXHong Kong (IT'S ADORABLE!! X3) AustriaXHungary (Het couple?! And it's canon?! OHMUHGAWD!! D8) AustraliaXUkraine(>8I FFFFF LEAVE ME ALONE) BelarusXRussia (INCEST WHAT INCEST I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT >8''''I) (sigh) Actually, this is a pointless list since I find almost every het pairing that's in Hetalia to be cute. The yaoi overload that the series has presented me with has made me go insane in the membrane. Gurren Laggan: ViralXNia (Just DON'T ASK M'KAAAY?! D8) KaminaXYoko (Seeing the kiss before his death made it grow on me OwO) SimonXYoko (POOR SIMON!! HE WAS SO SAD AFTER SEEING YOKO AND KAMINA MAKE OUT, THE POOR KIIIIIDDDD!! D''':>) KaminaXNia (In some strange, reversed, mixed up universe, this is canon :D) RossiuXKinon (:D On three everyone, 1 2 3: AWWWWWWWWWW~) Pre-timeskip!RossiuXPretimeskip!Nia (LOOK HERE BUDDY, I DON'T NEED NONE OF YER NEWFANGLED THINGS Y'ALL CALL EXPLANATIONS >8C) Kuroshitsuji: SebastianXMaylene (IT'S AMAZING THAT WAY 8''''D) BardXMaylene (Guilty pleasure... like Jesse McCartney songs :D) CielXElizabeth (:I Do I even NEED to say it?) GrellX... Someone, I dunno (HE NEEDS A MAN, DAMMIT, SO THAT SEBBY AND MAYLENE CAN GET TOGETHER AND HAVE LOTSA HALF-DEMON BABEHS 8'''''D) Bleach: IchiRuki (HOO-AH, YESH) UlquiHime (83 Baaawwwwwness) GrimmHime (THE FUCKING SMEX >:D) SzayelHime (=_= Uhr... I read a fanfic, and it was good, and...) NnoitraNeliel (... MOAR abusive relationships...) AizenHinamori (8D This might be illegal in several states, countries and planes of existence but I don't care) UraharaYoruichi (BD SMEXAAAYYYY) HitsugayaKarin (... MOVE ALONG PEOPLE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE) RangikuIchimaru (83 Win~?) KenpachiUnohana (>83 WIN~!) IshiHime (>8C I CAN WHORE ORIHIME OFF IF I WANT TO AND DAMMIT I WANT TO) WonderweissXOrihime (WHY?! WHY?! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE ASKING WHY?!) UkitakeXOrihime (... Do you even care?) HitsugayaYuzu (:-I There's nothing odd about this, what are you talking about?) TousenXHalibel (And THIS is perfectly normal, not Token Shipping at all. SERIOUSLY.) Black Lagoon: RevyXRock (Canon? Not Canon? Sort of? Maybe? Please?) RobertaXRock (>8I THIS IS NOT THE DROID YOU'RE LOOKING FOR) BennyXGreenback Jane (8D CANON BABEH~) ShenhuaXThat Wizard Guy... WTF was his name again? (Because he's the one with the bullet-proof vest and she's the one with the knives 8D)(THAT WAS SO AN EXPLANATION SHUT THE HELL UP!!) BalalaikaXChang (MOVE ALONG, YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE MY IDENTIFICATION) YukioXGinji(that was his name right?)(Uhr... SHUDDUP!!) Twilight(Because even though it sucks, it did have a teensy bit of potential): JamesXBella (>:D WHAT NOW SPARKLE-DICK(Edward)?!) JacobXBella (DAMN YOU NEW MOON THE MOVIE!!) CarlisleXBella (DAMN YOU AGAIN NEW MOON THE MOVIE!!) EsmeeXRenee (Okay I'm kidding here, but seriously, 'Renesmee' sounds more like a couple name then the name you'd give your child. Wait a minute, Bella gave Renesmee the middle name Carlie for Charlie and Carlisle... AGH!! MUST UN-SEE!!) JasperXAlice (CANON?! IMPOSSIBLE!!) OTPS: CarlisleXBella, because it's probably the strangest. RevyXRock wins by default UlquiHime... BUT GRIMMHIME IS A CLOSE SECOND!! Followed by WonderweissXOrihime, naturally ;D SebastianXMaylene ViralXNia SeychellesXCanada SanjiXNami Vino/Claire/Rail TracerXChane ShigureXTohru KyouHaru StorkXPiper SonicXSally MakaXKidd LelouchXC.C. ShionXSatoshi LMisa Zutara EdWinry SasuSaku AXS ZAGR XX MY PERSONAL HEROS: Chuck Norris Optimus Prime Master Chief Link Indiana Jones Bowser L Firo Prochaneizo(sp?) 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My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. 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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, i'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX,Sasura-sakuXsasu4ever , bloodygirl, Blacksand1 Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind? THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, bloodygirl, Blacksand1 What I think of the Characters: Naruto: Sasuke- BACK STABBING BASTARD. I can only tolerate him with Sakura. Sakura- I like her X3 She's pretty cool Naruto- Idiot. Nuff said. Only good with Hinata XDD Kakashi- I wish I had a teacher like that! Sai- I like him, he's awesome XD I wish my drawings could do that 8D And he's super awesome with Ino XDD Ino- She's annoying sometimes but she's alright. I like her with Sai a whole lot XDD Shikamaru- Lazy bum. I like him with Temari better XD Choji- I wanna poke im' •w• Hinata- Kyuuuutie pie XD And good with Naru-chin XD Shino- Chuck Norris with bugs. Nuff Said. Kiba- Perfect for OC pairings >8D Asuma- Chain smoker. Kurenai- Whore. Guy- Creepy. Rock Lee- Ty Lee Neji- Needs to get that stick out of his ass XD Tenten- Chinese stereotype X3 Baki- Who? Gaara- MAH LUUUV!! Kankuro- I WANT HIS KITTY HOOD NAO!! Temari- UBER PWNGE. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Yaoifangirl42,Animefreak469, ChibiUlquiorra, Blacksand1 1. Your Full name: Let us not say that. K THX 2. Do you feel like your name fits you? No. 3. Do you have an alter ego? If so, what is his/her name? I HAD one, but she broke out of prison so I don't know where she is now XD 4. Where were you born? I'll tell ya one thing, you've never heard of it. 5. Where do you live? In a house. 6. Do you like to travel? I don't get much opportunity to do so. 7. What is your birthday? August 27th 8. Do you have siblings? A brother that I hate 9. Do you have pets? A dog and a cat 10. Which was the happiest year of your life? I 'unno 11. How old do you wish you were? 21 12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself? it would be animated so I'd have Kari Whalgren do my voice. 13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? (if you have no significant other, cast someone anyway). The voice of my fake significant other would be Crispin Freeman XDD 14. How would this movie end? Me taking over the world >8DD 15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? Infamous. It's pretty much the same thing really. 16. Your going to die a natural death. What is the cause? I was in an accident, so I got stuck on the ventilator. I sit there, staring at the ceiling, and will myself to have a heart attack because I don't want my loved ones to be forced to pull the plug. 17. Your going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? I'm walking out of Borders, when suddenly one of those gangs on the east side and west side of my town do a drive by, killing bunches and shooting me in the torso and legs. With my remaining strength I drag myself down to the manga section, curl up with a Hellsing volume, and cry quietly as I bleed out, knowing that at least I'll die with one of the things I've loved more then anything and that my family won't know I'm dead until my body is shown on the news. 18. How long do you plan on living? As long as possible XD 19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? I'm not sure '' 20. Sing any commercial jingle. I don't know any... 21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table? Hydrogen, so simple X3 22. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset, I'm a night creature. 23. Introvert or extrovert? I forgot what those mean XD"" 24. Creation or evolution? Both seem cool to me. 25. Action or reaction? They can't exist without each other. 26. Unity or individuality? Depends. 27. Hugs or drugs? Hugs~! 28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? Animal? 29. Popsicle, creamsicle, or fudgecicle? FUDGECICLE!! 8DD 30. Fight or flight? I 'unno. 31. Who is your favorite historical figure? Vlad Dracula. STICK THE POKER UP THEIR ASS AND WATCH 'EM DIIIIIEEE!! 32. Which historical figure could we have done without? I would say Hitler, but without him would we be as sensitive to racism as we are now? 33. What happened in the last dream you remember? I was dancing by myself while wearing a Victorian style dress in an empty ballroom that was fully lit. In the background an old record player was playing the theme of the Comet Observatory from Super Mario Galaxy. Suddenly, as the music picked up into the last version of the song, I was dancing with a Nazi soldier in a destroyed version of London. When the music stopped, I was pushed onto a bright yellow coffin and suddenly I was wearing a pink raincoat. And then it started raining, which cause a vampire in the background to burn up. The the coffin turned into a piano and the Nazi started playing it rather badly, while singing 'Is it me, OR DO YOU LOVE MY HAIR?!'. 34. Do nice guys really finish last? Yes X3 35. What are your favorite boy names? Walter, Caleb, Alexander, Elijah, Logan, James, Seth, Kenji, Christopher, Kai, Sam, Kade, Carter, Nemo 36. What are your favorite girl names? Sarah, Kaya, Antoinette, Catori, Nova, Chaska, Anna, Valkyrie, Mai, Takoda, Tehya, Mahala, Dyani, Chenoa, Cha 'risa, Anoki, Tala, Chiana, Nara, Kimi, Kele, Isi, Zhina 37. Open minded or closed? Open, just look at my list of girls names! I even have fucking VALKYRIE on there. 38. White bread or wheat bread? I 'unno! 39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? o0 I don't really get the question... 40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? Your mom X3 41.What do you want to be when you grow up? A mangaka XDD 42. What were your favorite childhood toys? Beanie babies!! 8DD 43. What was your first pet? My dog, kes. 44. what annoys you? Too many things... X( 45. What is your favorite action caption from the old batman tv show? SHIRKABOW!!(that probably isn't even one XD) 46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? Just bite it asshole!! 47. The glass... half empty or half full? It's a cup of water!! >8DD Realist here. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON 48. Tightie whities. What?! 49. Mc Donalds happy meals. What are you really buying? The meal or the toy? 50. Reality shows. Gay. 51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? Gummi worms all the way XDD 52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? Sky dive, as long as I had a working parachute 53. Paper or plastic? Paper XDD 54. What position do you sleep in? face down I think... 55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? Middle, and on occasion... EVERY SINGLY PART OF THE BED!! XDD 56. Sweet or sour? BOTH!! XDD 57. What was your favorite school lunch? Milk XD 58.What is your favorite word? Assfuck X3 59. Beach or mountains? INSIDE DAMMIT 60. Mounds or almond joy? Neither DX 61. Do YOU feel like a nut? Sometimes... X3 62. To give or to recieve? Both, depending on the circumstance. 63. Chocolate or caramel? Both. 64. Do you have any nicknames? My dad calls me Monkey sometimes o 0 65. What does your name mean? Heather in Latin 66. Have you ever fainted? Naw. 67. Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? o o"" I hope not... 68. What was the last thing you ate? A corndog and some tangerines. 69. Do you have any bad habits? OOOOHH yes XD WORD ASSOCIATION what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear... 70. Grey... Caleb 71. Human... Dancer 72. Fruit loop... Sam 73. Glove... I CHALLENGE YOU!! 74. Plum... Prune 75. Structure... Jungle 76. Race... Start 77. Heart... Love 78. Parasite... Chicken 79. What was your first happy memory? Urr... 8D"" 80. What was your first unhappy memory? 8D"" 81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? Probably nazi germany. Dunno why... 82.What would Jesus do? He'd turn you into a fish!! >XDD 83. Make up a word and define it. Assfuckery- The act of annoying me. 84. Favorite kool aid flavor? Yo momma XD 85. Favorite pick up line? You know what would look good on you? Me! 86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? Err... Alucard?! 87. What did you like to make believe as a child? I liked to pretend that I was a cat X3 88. Did you have an imaginary friend? Did? Still do, sister X3 Isn't that right Mr. McPumpkin? 89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? Castle D 90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself. Lusts are sel? What the frick? 91. Do it fast or do it right? Fast. I wanna get it done!! 92. What was the last book you read? Eye of the beholder 93. Have you ever had surgery? N/A 94. Random fact about you. I'm sitting crosslegged 95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? My wonderful hair XD 96. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? German/Russian/Japanese 97. Heaven or Hell? As long as there are nachos X3 98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? Maybe... 99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? HELL to the yeah!! >XD DO YOU BELIEVE IN 100. Fate? Yes 101. Ghosts? Yes 102. God? Maybe 103. Big foot? Yes 104. Soul mates? Maybe 105. Aliens? Yes 106. Angels? Yes 107. Lochness monster? Yes 108. Heaven and hell? Yes 109. The Zodiac? Yes 110. Love at first sight? No 111. Karma? Yes 112.Vampires? Yes 113. If you had any super power, what would it be? To warp reality to my standards. 114. Would you use your power for good or evil? I'd use it for my own damn needs XDD 115. Name something nostalgic. My old manga I made up when I was younger 'White Magic' 116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex? N/A 117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex? N/A 118. What was the best compliment ever given to you? N/A, people don't GIVE me compliments XDD 119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to? Hate that damn show X( 120. What is the worst trend of the present time? Phones that flip every which way and have so much shit stuffed into them that you can't fucking call people. 121. Beer or wine? They both smell good •w• 123. You cant sleep. What do you do? This meme XD 124. Do you wear jewelry? On occasion, but never earrings XP 125. What is your favorite smell? Baked goods OwO 126. What was the best decade of the past century? 1990's 127. Which is your favorite month of the year? December, the holidays and such X3 128. Do you smoke? NO!! 129. Do you drink? NO!! 130. What was your favorite subject in school? Art. 131. What was your worst subject in school? P.E. XP 132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? Probably the sense of touch. I want everything else. 133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch? ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME!! 8DD 134. Do you truly know who you are? Hmm... 135. Are you superstitious? No. 136. Are you sentimental? Probably not... 137. How many times a day do you eat? Three normal meals and every so often when I get peckish. 138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? I like them both 139. What is your favorite pie? Chocolate –w– 140. Have you ever been close to death? No, I don't think so. 141. Do you like roller coasters? NO!! D8 142. Apples or oranges? Oranges w 143. Are you hyperactive? OOOOOOOHHHHH yes XD 144. Do you talk in your sleep? Nobody's ever told me so. 145. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas! Presents all around! 146. Do you go to church? I think I hung out in a church when I was little and my cousin was practicing with her choir around christmas time. I read a songbook and colored on the pages with crayons from a restaurant. 147. At what age do you think you will be married? Maybe 25... shrugs 148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be? I have no interest in that. 149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Torrey... TT TT 150. what is your weakness? Chocolate XDD 151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry? Does anime count? o o"" 152. if you were a flavor of ice cream it would be? Chocolate XD 153. If hate were a flavor, what flavor would it be?Asparagus. 154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? No, I don't think so. 155. Is lying sometimes necessary? Baby, it's always necessary BD 156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious? TRIDENT!! 8DD 157. What is your favorite curse word? Assfuck. Made it up myself. 158. Do you have any birthmarks? A blotch of discolored skin on my thigh. 159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be? NYC BABEH!! XDD 160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be? Tokyo desu~! 162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? Maybe... 163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? Ann. Yes, we called teachers by their first names while I hid under chairs XDD 164. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Neither, but my brother wears glasses XDD 165. How tall are you? 5' 2'' 166. How tall would you like to be? I'm good at this height _ 167. Your current mood: I 'unno. 168. Do you dress up for halloween? Always XDD This year I was Rip Van Winkle. 169. Have you ever been in a car accident? Not that I can remember. 170. What is your favorite lucky charm? The horseshoe XDD 171. What color of shirt are you wearing? Brown. 172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you? Either really shrugs 173. Do your exes look alike? Sort of. 174. Do your exes act alike? They are friends, so maybe. shrugs 175. Have you ever been in love? I suppose... 176. What is your favorite kids movie? The Lion King! D 177. Have you ever hallucinated? @w@ Maaaaybe 178. What do you like most about the opposite sex? OH ho ho ho X3 179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex? The fact they can be such jerks > 3 180. Have you ever been on a blind date? No. 181. Would you want to be cloned? OOOOOOHHHHH yes XDD 182. Have you ever peed in public? D8 HELL NO!! 183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Realist. 184. How did you find out that there was no santa claus? Lies, LIIIIEEEESSS!! 185. Pancakes or waffles? Bleck XP 186. Are you on a diet? No, I have the metabolism of Jesus. 187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? Because they spray paint it XDD 188. Do you always want what you cant have? Everybody does it XDD 189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on? In certain instances, yes. But most of the time I'm normal _ 190. Have you ever been arrested? Definitely one day XDD 191. Can you cook? Simple stuff, yes. 192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? It's the 21st century sweetheart, ANYTHING can happen. 193. Do you have any allergies? I think to dust, but I'm not sure. 194. Missouri or Missouraa; B( ... WTH? 195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? It's to find the meaning of life XDD 196. What do you think about before you fall asleep?Anything and nothing. 197. What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? No such thing. There is no real Black and white. 198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it? Uhh, Alucard?! 199.What does your power animal say to you? PIIIKKKKAAAAACHHUUUUUUUU!! 200. End this survey with a quote: OUR HOUSE IS A BUILD-A-BEAR!! The ones with (X) next to them apply to me. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.(X) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(X) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(X) I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.(X) I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(X) I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(X) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.(X) I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(X) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(X) I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(X) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(X) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.(X) I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(X) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.(X) I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(X) I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(X) I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.(X) I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(X) I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(X) I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black(X) I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.(X) I'm an OG so I must be Mexican Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them. I hvae been tlod taht as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltrets of lnegor wrdos are in the rgiht oedrr, the biran wlil be albe to fnid out waht tehy wree borefe you mexid tehm up! A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Da98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them. I hvae been tlod taht as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltrets of lnegor wrdos are in the rgiht oedrr, the biran wlil be albe to fnid out waht tehy wree borefe you mexid tehm up! A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!' If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O, blacksand1 Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!" Seventeen things to do at shops 1. Get boxes of extra-small condoms and put them into people's carts when they aren't looking 2. Set all the alarms in House wares to go off at five-minute intervals 3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms (preferably BEFORE the pissed janitor attempts to clean it up) 4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a packet of M&M's on lay-by 5. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in House wares"... and see what happens 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' to a carpeted area 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding section 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!" 9. Look right into the security camera and use as it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are 11. Dart around the store suspiciously humming the 'Mission Impossible' tune 12. In the Auto-Department, practice your 'Madonna' look with different sized funnels 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the 'foetal position' and scream,” NO! NO! It's those VOICES again!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!" 17. When in the restroom start to pee and say "Oh why is it red?" ( make sure there are other people around when doing so) Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naru, Sensatsu Suisho Drifter, Korraganitar the NightShadow, EZB, Master of the Boot, blacksand1. Very few people know who Danny Elfman is, much less like him. If you enjoy Danny Elfman's breath-taking music, copy this into your profile. Do YOU remember the nineties? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember: You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . (Believe me, I remember!) | |||||||||||
1. Not exactly a story mode » reviewsSEQUEL ALERT! Things are back to normal in the mansion, but Master Hand won't have it. So what does he do? Start filming the Story Mode with a bunch of misfits from billions of games as the villains! Oh, this oughta be fun. Same pairings as last timeSuper Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 2-12-09 - Wolf2. Sakura No Kira: The Rewrite » reviewsRewritten for reasons explained in the fic. Light goes off to 'spread his influence' as 'God', but instead ends up married to Sakura Haruno! This oughta breed some interesting circumstance... LXOC, NearXOC, MelloXSmart!Misa, MattXIno, SakuLight, MoreCrossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-17-09 - Published: 3-25-09 - Sakura H. & Light Y.3. Wanting » reviewsHe would do it, to protect his precious goddess, to thwart the devil desiring her, and so that he could finally have what he desired for so long... Now a multi chapter fic. Dark, onesided MakaXKidd, onesided MakaXSoul. Rated for themes, violence, languageSoul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 1-14-09 - Death The Kid & Maka - Complete4. The Millennium Files » reviewsA series of Millennium drabbles, mostly humor though I might do angsty or romantic. Number 19, in which the authoress has gone off the deep end. MXI stuffHellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,926 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 10-9-08 - The Major & Integra5. Alliances » reviewsErin, Kutsavi AKA Kusi and Kallenna, best friends who were orphaned and separated a year ago have chosen their sides in the war. And after the Valentine brother's attack, they aren't the same. OCXCANON pairs galore, AXS, EXICrossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,973 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 8-28-086. Bleach TheatreWelcome to Bleach Theatre. Enjoy. Rated for reasons you will see in the fic. Might update again when I get ideas.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Published: 9-21-09 - Complete7. Of Demons, Redheads and Fairies reviewsRedemption for one's sins can be brought about in any way. Apparently, loving a goddess is one of them... UlquiHime 50 sentences, rated T for a good reason. Please R&R !Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-16-09 - Inoue O. & Ulquiorra - Complete8. La Bella y la Bestia » reviewsOrihime is a small town beauty who longs for adventure. When her brother is taken prisoner by a beast, she gets just that. GrimmHime, onesided Ichihime, YoruichiUrahara, NnoiNeliel, othersBleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,645 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-13-09 - Published: 9-7-09 - Inoue O. & Grimmjow J. - Complete9. Aliens, Twins and Poker reviewsJust know that the twins are NOT Jasdevi. OOC, Lemons, Crack, and so much MOAR await you within this one shot.D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-25-09 - Lenalee & Kanda - Complete10. The Princess of the Clouds and her Noble Demon reviewsA young girl with hair like the clouds and a beast with a noble spirit, she holds the chain connecting to his heart and he doesn't mind one bit. 50 Sentences, ViralXNia Contains AU's, various genres, subliminal Simon bashing, smex and much more!Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-16-09 - Viral & Nia T. - Complete11. Perfect Blue reviewsHer blue was that of the sky, and his was that of the ocean. Do you know what romantics say about opposites ? LXMisa 50 Sentences, contains AU's, some mild Light bashing, some OOC, and moreDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-14-09 - L & Misa A. - Complete12. Companions reviewsShirley arrives in the afterlife and finds a companion in someone she didn't expect to. ShirleyMaoCode Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-09 - Shirley F. & Mao13. Bear No More Burdens reviewsMy first Twilight oneshot and hopefully my only one. Edward and Jacob face off once more, but this time Bella will have no more of it. It's her turn to speak out. Read to find out pairings.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-2-09 - Edward & Jacob - Complete14. Ticking Clock » reviewsThe Storm Hawks need supplies so they land on the remote Terra Helios. But, the inhabitants hate Sky Knights and Cyclonians. To make matters worse, Piper has been poisoned by one of their guards! Can the guys find a cure? StorkXPiper, COMPLETE!Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 12-14-08 - Stork & Piper - Complete15. The Winter War » reviewsWARNING! READ WORSE THEN DEATH FIRST OR YOU WON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON! Серп зуба and Millennium attack the vatican and Hellsing has to help their 'allies'. What will happen? AXS LXI RXJ PXY MXOC CXOC SCHXGC WXOCHellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,497 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 8-15-08 - Complete16. Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirate's Life for Me! reviewsTakes place during 'Leviathan'. What if Stork became a pirate in more ways then one? PiperXStork, oneshot. Rated T for tea XDStorm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-08 - Stork & Piper - Complete17. Must be Dreaming reviewsPiper keeps having nightmares, and Stork is there to help... Sorta. PiperXStork, oneshot, OOC WARNING!Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-08 - Stork & Piper - Complete18. Losing the Lost reviewsA last moment between could-have-been lovers. StorkXPiper, ONESHOT, rated for... well, you'll see.Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-9-08 - Stork & Piper - Complete19. Wooed and Won reviewsAfter an insult battle that changes Maxwell's perspective, he sets out to win the heart of Integra F.W. Hellsing. But as anyone could tell you, that won't be easy. EXI and implied AXS ONESHOTHellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-9-08 - Enrico & Integra - Complete20. Seras's Millennium » reviewsAnother AU I haven't seen any like this so, Seras is rescued by Rip Van Winkle and a fully Millennium Walter on that fateful night. See her life take twists and turns as she fights alongside Millennium. SerasXDark Walter SerasXCaptainHellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 9-15-08 - Seras & Walter21. Of Frenchmen, Ice Queens and Romance Novels reviewsPip wants to know why Integra will not stretch the boundaries of her professional relationships, and he will do what ever it takes to find out why. One-shot Pairs are pretty obvious.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-12-08 - Complete22. Psycho's in the Mountains reviewsThe Higurashi gang heads up to the mountains. Nuff said. KeiichiXAlmost everyone, ShionXSatoshi, SatokoXIrie WTF!Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-10-08 - Complete23. Challenger Approaching » reviewsIt all started when Midna wanted to visit Link. But what happens when she figures out he's at the Smash Mansion? Rated T for language and themes. MidnaXIke and spoilers if you haven't beaten Twilight Princess.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,398 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 3-29-08 - Complete24. Worse then Death » reviewsAU Integra decides that a worse punishment for the Valentine brothers is having them stay alive... and work for Hellsing. But who hates this more? The Valentines or the Hellsing crew? Rated for Jan's vocabulary AXS IntegraXLuke Jan&Seras friendshipHellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,477 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete25. No Kira' Karaoke » reviewsNicol has booze that is probably drugged, a karaoke machine, and is bored on a typical Cairo afternoon. You get the picture. Check out Sakura no Kira and Gaara no Kira to know your characters. Rated for obvious reasons.Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,728 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 5-1-08 - Complete26. Gaara No Kira » reviewsWARNING: Won't make sense if you haven't read Sakura no Kira. Gaara has become the new Kira, and leaves Suna. L and the gang mobilize to catch Gaara, but they don't go to the Naruto world! Rated for safety, pairings are the same as Sakura no Kira.Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,573 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-31-08 - Published: 2-23-08 - Complete27. Sakura No Kira » reviewsDeath Note Naruto Crossover. It's not Sakura Centric. So um... just read it. But read my note at the beginning of the chapter. SakuraXLight, LXOC, MelloXOOCMisa, MattXIno 0.o , NearXOC. Rating can change if you want.Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,041 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 12-31-07 - Complete
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