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since: 12-19-05, id: 952859, Profile Updated: 11-10-09
country: United States
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Author has written 25 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Dragon Ball Z, Harry Potter, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Cowboy Bebop, and Twilight.

PROFILE

Name: Natalie

Age: 20

Favorite anime/shows: Cowboy Bebop, Dragonball Z, Fullmetal Alchemist, Los Serrano, Ouran High School Host Club, Rurouni Kenshin, WeiB Kreuz

Favorite books/manga: Death Note, Fruits Basket, Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle, Pride and Prejudice, Saiyuki, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Twilight

Other things I'm familiar with: Final Fantasy VII, Fushigi Yuugi, Naruto, Spirited Away, Trigun, WieB Kreuz, Yuu Yuu Hakusho

THINK TANK

This is my Think Tank, or, in other words, what stories I'm working on right now that haven't been posted yet. There are no guarantees that the stories being planned will make it to the writing stage, but those being written have a pretty good chance of being edited and published.

Being written:

"The Assailant": Full Metal Panic! romance with Sousuke and Chidori. Kurz is on break. Mao is running errands. That leaves Sousuke to listen to Chidori mindlessly flipping through a magazine. He only thought it would be a peaceful night. It starts off like an action piece, but it's really more of a romance comedy. Current rating: T for innuendo and mild language.

Hey Jealousy: Final Fantasy VII mystery and romance involving Reno and Tifa. Reno wakes up in 7th Heaven with a hangover, but finds himself in much more trouble before the day is out. I started this story a long time ago, but I recently re-discovered it and decided to finish it up. Hopefully. It's a ReTi, because I love that pairing. Also, I randomly decided to have each chapter based off of a Gin Blossom song, because I just see those kinds of songs working for Reno. Yeah. Current rating: M for swearing and various adult themes.

I'm Sorry I Love You: Harry Potter drama and romance involving Draco and Hermione. "Yes. Purebloods, from this point onward, must marry muggle-borns." And, just like that, everything Draco had ever known shattered. This is based off of the Marriage Law Challenge, which calls for the creation of a law that forces purebloods to marry muggle-borns. To be honest, the challenge was originally intended for Snape/Hermione, but I think that's really gross. So Dramione it is! It's going to be a very dramatic and somewhat dark fic (hence the title) so I may have to cross-post certain parts of chapters with my live journal. Current rating: M for swearing, violence, and various adult themes.

"L's Real Name": Death Note humor with L and Light, of course. Light needs to find out L’s real name. He needs to win. During dinner, a plan hits him that’s so devious, so simple, he immediately puts it into action. I have no idea when I came up with this story, but I find it funny. It'll be written in mock-seriousness, and the ending is a surprise one. Current rating: T for language and large quantities of alcohol.

Monster: Harry Potter drama and mystery involving Draco Malfoy. “mon’ster (mon’stər) n. 1, a fantastical half-human animal. 2, an abnormally malformed animal or plant. 3, a morally deformed person.” He picked up his pencil and added: “4, Draco Malfoy.” I don't want to give much away, but this spawned from me thinking entirely too much about how a person's blood status is determined. It affects Draco, and his life basically sucks from the beginning of the story (poor thing!). Also, it will involve a murder mystery... muahaha. Current rating: T for language and adult themes.

The Simple Need to Talk: Harry Potter drama about Harry Potter. Each day that passed brought Harry a new challenge, but it also brought him further from the war. Basically, this story will be one hundred drabbles about the days following the end of the war. I'm not really going to pay much attention to the canon post-war because, as O'Brien writes, war stories don't have as much to do with truth as they do with emotions. (I should probably take this time to write that the title actually comes from O'Brien's book The Things They Carried.) I'm writing this for the 100 Times Challenge. Current rating: T for adult themes.

"Wizard DATAmatch, or In Which Hermione Granger Completely Loses It": Harry Potter humor and slight romance between Draco and Hermione. This is not a love story. Not in the slightest. It is, in fact, a hate story. For you see, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy hated each other very much. I began to write this off of a weird brainwave, and some of the story actually spawned The Danger of Love. However, there was enough material left over to write this short blurb. Current rating: T for language and comical violence.

Being edited and posted:

The Danger of Love UPDATE 11/10/09: Back from my trip, everyone! New chapter finally up, so please read!

Little Secret UPDATE 08/11/09: I just got a random review from a reader... again, you guys, I'm so sorry that I haven't been able to update. What's really sad is I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN in the story. I just can't seem to put it into words. What's more, I keep on finding huge continuity errors and plot holes the more I read it. It really makes me angry with myself. I will finish it one day! But in the meantime, accept my most sincere apologies.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts UPTDATE 07/11/09: First full chapter up, with rules and everything. They're fun and relatively easy to write, so hopefully it won't take me a long time between chapters. Then again, I'm crazy, so there you go.

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1. The Danger of Love » reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,034 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 6-5-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G.
2. The Simple Need to Talk »
Each day that passed brought Harry a new challenge, but it also brought him further and further from the war. Post-War Drabble. Rated for language. title from O'Brien's The Things They Carried ::100 Times Challenge:: WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,081 - Published: 8-16-09 - Harry P.
3. Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts » reviews
A collection of flash fiction through Harry's years at Hogwarts featuring a troublesome new character. Inspired by the series of icons with a few of my own. Rated for innuendo and language. ::The Things I am not Allowed to do at Hogwarts Challenge:: WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-11-09 - Published: 7-2-09
4. Portugal reviews
Fred and George discover something as shocking as Portugal! Implied RWHG. Oneshot. ::The Parts of Speech Challenge::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-8-09 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete
5. Why Fairy Tales Never Come True reviews
“He would never forget the smell of flowers.” George remembers the day he attended his first wake, and why ‘happily ever after’ is a fantasy after all. Rated for adult themes. Oneshot. ::First Memory Challenge:: ::Just Dialogue/Description Challenge::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-18-09 - George W. & Fred W. - Complete
6. Two Birds, One Stone reviews
Hiashi knows it’s time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-17-09 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete
7. Forever Broke » reviews
During another dry spell, the Bebop crew digs up an old bounty for a cheap meal. Too bad they forgot to factor in a little thing called time. Rated for language and innuendo.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 8-15-08 - Spike S. - Complete
8. Little Secret » reviews
AU BV. He was ordered to destroy the entire city, but certainly one little girl couldn't hurt. Rated for adult themes, violence and language. HIATUS.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,495 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 7-16-07 - Vegeta & Bulma
9. This Thing of Ours reviews
The Dark Lord has a vendetta against Harry Potter, and step one of his plan involves a new prospect — Draco Malfoy. Warning: Death Eater mafia. Between OotP and HBP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-28-08 - Draco M. & Voldemort - Complete
10. Forever reviews
They all lost her, and it hurt. Even though he knows life is fleeting... why can’t things simply last forever? Rated for language and adult themes. Songfic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-14-08 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete
11. From, Edward Elric reviews
A short letter from Ed Elric to his fans. If you love Ed, this was meant for you! Beware: he has a dirty mouth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-14-08 - Edward E. - Complete
12. Il Cantante Boscaiolo reviews
Emmett finds the prey whose blood sings for him. Unfortunately, he isn’t quite as lucky as his brother. Features VampireAngst!Edward and Emo!Jasper. Rated for language. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-07 - Edward & Emmett - Complete
13. Her Whispers reviews
A quiet moment during the drive home. Highly romantic, therefore very fluffy. Inspired by a poem written by Pablo Neruda. Bedward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-21-07 - Bella & Edward - Complete
14. From, Spike Spiegel reviews
A letter from Spike Spiegel to all of his fans. Meant for all those girls and guys who love this bounty hunter. Beware: he has a dirty mouth.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-19-07 - Spike S. - Complete
15. shizukasa reviews
He was forever held to this tribe. That was the way things were. Spoilers for book 19. Oneshot.
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-07 - Hotaru & Shinrei - Complete
16. From, Draco Malfoy reviews
A letter from Draco Malfoy addressed to his fan girls. If you love Draco, this is meant for you to read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-19-07 - Draco M. - Complete
17. Behind Closed Doors reviews
Just as he’s about to enter Colonel Mustang's office, Havoc hears something that he probably shouldn't have. Something... dirty. Rated for innuendo and mild swearing. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-19-07 - Roy M. & Riza H. - Complete
18. I Leave You reviews
Post DH, so SPOILERS! Harry, Ron and Hermione get a little visit from the new Minister of Magic and receive their rather surprising inheritances. Rated for brief language. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-19-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
19. A Holiday reviews
It’s just another weekend holiday at Hogwarts... except that things are getting a little interesting. Rated for innuendo. Implied RWHG. Oneshot. Kind of a crazy story. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete
20. Beautiful reviews
“My mom used to say that everyone is beautiful, in their own way.” A story about a young Kyo and his mother on a rainy day. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-07 - Kyou S. - Complete
21. Which reviews
“Look... at... me...” he whispered. Snape's POV at the end of DH, you know the part. Rated for gore and dark themes. Obviously spoilers for DH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-23-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
22. Intervention reviews
Kyo arrives home one day to an empty house... or so he thinks. Rated for swearing and adult content. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-14-07 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete
23. A Quick Swim reviews
Hatori took Ayame's advice. Never again.... Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-12-07 - Hatori S. & Shigure S. - Complete
24. A Black Tie Affair reviews
Riza never dresses up for anything, so when it's time for the Fuhrer's birthday party—a blacktie event—she gets some unlikely and unwanted help from her fellow officers. Rated for swearing and innuendo. Oneshot. Slight Royai. Further summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-15-07 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete
25. Some New Lessons in Ninjitsu reviews
Just an average training day for Kakashi: reading Icha Icha Paradise. That is, until Sakura starts to read over his shoulder. It just goes downhill from there. Rated for suggestive themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-15-06 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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