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Author has written 48 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Dragon Ball Z, Harry Potter, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Panic, Death Note, Left 4 Dead, and Merlin. Name: Natalie Other profile names: Star0307 (abandoned; stories labelled "repost" came from this account), kozanryuusui (on lj; click on link) Favorite anime/shows: Cowboy Bebop, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Dragonball Z, Frasier, Fullmetal Alchemist, Full Metal Panic!, El internado, Merlin, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Pushing Daisies, Rurouni Kenshin, Los Serrano, Sherlock (BBC), Yuu Yuu Hakusho Favorite books/manga: Death Note, Fruits Basket, Good Omens, Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle, Pride and Prejudice, Samurai Deeper Kyo, The Wheel of Time Favorite video games: Assassin's Creed series, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy X, Kingdom Hearts, Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Zelda: Twilight Princess Awards: "Wind Chimes" 2nd Place and Members' Choice in the UFO Awards, "The Assailant" 3rd Place in the UFO Awards Soundtracks (courtesy of 8tracks) No Man - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/no-man Monster - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/monster Separate Heartbeats - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/separate-heartbeats Ouran Mix - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/ouran-mix Blood - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/blood Cowboy Mix - http://8tracks.com/lilkyonkyon/bebop-mix Work-in-Progress (3): Little Secret UPDATE 08/03/10: I'm going to look into Little Secret again and see if there's anything I can do. Again, there will be editing, although I'm not sure it will be as major as last time. Hopefully, by beginning again, I'll be able to rekindle my own interest in the story and finally finish it. Here's to hoping! The Simple Need to Talk UPDATE 4/6/13: Yay! Seven chapters down, ninety-three more to go!!! Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts UPTDATE 07/11/09: First full chapter up, with rules and everything. They're fun and relatively easy to write, so hopefully it won't take me a long time between chapters. Then again, I'm crazy, so there you go. | |||||||
1. Where Shallow Becomes Deep reviewsMerlin must really fancy lakes, he blindly rationalized. Arthur trails Merlin to the banks of Avalon. After episode 2x9. Oneshot.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-6-13 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete2. The Simple Need to Talk » reviewsEach day that passed brought Harry a new challenge, but it also brought him further and further from the war. Post-War Drabble. Rated for language. Title from O'Brien's The Things They Carried. ::100 Times Challenge:: WIP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-6-13 - Published: 8-16-09 - Harry P.3. Forever Hold Your Peace reviews"Fight for those you love. Even if you can't say those words. You must fight." Severus and Draco. Unrequited Severus/Lily. Sixth year. Rated for adult themes. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-13 - Draco M. & Severus S. - Complete4. Hard Candy reviewsHe makes a vicious mental note to bite Ron's finger later. Peter Pettigrew's (a.k.a. Wormtail's, a.k.a. Scabbers') POV. Third year. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-26-13 - Peter P. & Ron W. - Complete5. Meaningless reviewsEven Naruto knew he wasn't the brightest, but heck, it would have taken a friggin genius to figure out why Itachi was allowing him to tag along. Slight Naruto-bashing, all in good nature. Rated for language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-19-13 - Naruto U. & Itachi U. - Complete6. Six Feet Under reviewsDraco contemplates the meaning of the word 'family,' though he really should have gotten it out of the way before this whole mess started. Especially now that his aunt was blowing up things like it was her job. HBP end. Rated for language. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-13-13 - Draco M. & Bellatrix L.7. 20,20 reviewsSomething was off. It was easy for Neji to tell because he was losing a fight. In which Neji needs glasses. If you liked "Two Birds, One Stone", give this one a go. Crack!fic. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-12 - Neji H. - Complete8. No Man » reviewsWhen he brought Cedric's prone body back, no one could pretend anymore. Fourth year. Ten drabbles and a one-shot. Inspired by John Donne. Rated for language and adult themes. ::Ten to One Challenge::Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-23-12 - Published: 3-20-12 - Cedric D. - Complete9. I Am reviewsEllis is having a typical day… until his ma tries to eat him for breakfast. Now, armed with Pa's old shotty and Ma's skillet, he goes to find what in Sam Hill is going on. Ellis' POV. Rated for language and gore. Oneshot. Alternate Nick, Ro, Coach.Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,420 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-15-12 - Ellis - Complete10. Ubi SuntDraco Malfoy, twenty-three, is finally confronting the ghosts of his past. Literally. AR Post-Hogwarts. Rated for gore and language. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Published: 1-17-12 - Draco M. - Complete11. How a Certain Saiyan Prince Ruined Christmas reviews"T'was the night before Christmas, when all through C.C., not a soul was stirring, except Scratch's fleas." Based off of "A Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement Clark Moore. Rated for brief language. Crack!fic. Oneshot.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-21-11 - Vegeta - Complete12. Ron Goes Exploring reviewsRon woke up rather early that day, so he decided to see what was in Hermione's . . . teh . . . lee . . . vay . . . zhun. Tehleevayzhun. Hm. Implied RWHG. Oneshot. ::Muggle Artifacts Challenge::Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-29-11 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete13. Scanties reviewsScanties, knickers, alans, whatever you wanted to call them, a dare is a dare — and Draco Malfoy had to get Grangers before the week was out. Fourth year. Rated for teenage antics. Dramione. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-7-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete14. The Danger of Love » reviewsIt is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 446 - Updated: 8-27-11 - Published: 6-5-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete15. Cupid Lied reviewsLove isn't bliss. It's not magical, warm, or familiar. Love is a bludger to the temple, a Cruciatus, a dragon ripping your heart to bits until it's nothing but a stain on the floor. So no, Draco wasn't enjoying it, thank you. DMHG unrequited. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-24-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete16. Before the Fall reviewsDraco hadn't meant for it to happen that way. He never really meant for anything to happen, not to anyone. AR seventh year. Major character death. Rated for language. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-11 - Draco M. - Complete17. A Blank Canvas reviews'No, not a new beginning,' he thought as he placed a blank canvas on the easel. 'Just an old one.' Harry tries his hand at resurrection. First year. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-10 - Harry P. - Complete18. The Hand That Holds the WorldHe didn't believe in God, not after what he had seen. And, to be honest, he didn't really believe in mankind, either. Rated for strong language. Oneshot. ::The "Where was man?" Challenge::Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Published: 7-13-10 - Roy M. - Complete19. Family Reunion reviewsThe Uchiha clan has a mandatory five year reunion, and Sasuke thinks he's having this one by himself. Boy, was he wrong. Rated T for swearing. Crack!fic. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-28-10 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete20. L's Real Name reviewsLight hatches a plan to find out L's real name. It's so simple, so devious, nothing could go wrong. Unfortunately, he didn't account for L himself. Rated for language and large quantities of alcohol. Oneshot.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-17-10 - Light Y. & L - Complete21. Lunacy reviewsDennis couldn't tell whether it was the full moon or her charm, but before he knew it, he'd gotten himself neck-deep in trouble. Dennis Creevey/Gabrielle Delacour. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot. ::Rare Pairings Challenge::Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-10 - Dennis C. & Gabrielle D. - Complete22. Be Ambitious reviewsBellatrix had always felt alone until she found her vocation. Rated for adult themes. Oneshot. ::The "Misunderstood" Challenge::Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-11-10 - Bellatrix L. - Complete23. Wind Chimes reviewsKyo's POV after he, Tohru, Yuki, Hana and Uo visited the graveyard. Rated for swearing. Subtle spoilers for the end of the anime. Oneshot. Repost. Second Place and Member's Choice in the 2006 UFO Awards.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-28-10 - Kyo S. & Tohru H. - Complete24. Bra's Dad reviewsA story told through the eyes of Bra's boyfriend, David. How does Bra's father react to his daughter dating? Three guesses! Rated for language and slight innuendo. Oneshot. Repost.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-28-10 - Vegeta - Complete25. All That's Bottled Up Inside » reviewsLove had always eluded her. That was why, deep down inside, Merope knew it was too good to last. Tom Sr./Merope unrequited. Rated for graphic adult themes. Further summary inside. ::The Five Chapters Challenge::Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-10 - Merope G. - Complete26. The Assailant reviewsKurz is on break. Mao is running errands. That leaves Sousuke to listen to Chidori mindlessly flipping through a magazine. He only thought it would be a peaceful night. Implied Sousuke/Chidori. Oneshot. Third Place in the 2009 UFO Awards.Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-23-09 - Sousuke S. & Kaname C. - Complete27. Brothers on a Hotel Bed reviewsThirty years after their separation, and he was already dying. Naruto decides to bring his old friend back home before he leaves them forever. Inspired by DCfC's "Brothers on a Hotel Bed." Rated for slight language and adult themes. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-13-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete28. Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts » reviewsA collection of flash fiction through Harry's years at Hogwarts featuring a troublesome new character. Inspired by the series of icons with a few of my own. Rated for innuendo and language. ::The Things I am not Allowed to do at Hogwarts Challenge:: WIP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-11-09 - Published: 7-2-0929. Portugal reviewsFred and George discover something as shocking as Portugal! Implied RWHG. Oneshot. ::The Parts of Speech Challenge::Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-8-09 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete30. Why Fairy Tales Never Come True reviews"He would never forget the smell of flowers." George remembers the day he attended his first wake, and why 'happily ever after' is a fantasy after all. Rated for adult themes. Oneshot. ::First Memory Challenge:: ::Just Dialogue/Description Challenge::Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-18-09 - George W. & Fred W. - Complete31. Two Birds, One Stone reviewsHiashi knows it's time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 6-17-09 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete32. Forever Broke » reviewsDuring another dry spell, the Bebop crew digs up an old bounty for a cheap meal. Too bad they forgot to factor in a little thing called time. Rated for language and innuendo. Further summary inside.Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 8-15-08 - Spike S. - Complete33. Little Secret » reviewsHe was ordered to destroy the entire city, but certainly one little girl couldn't hurt. AU BV. Rated for adult themes, violence and language. Repost. Further summary inside. WIP.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,148 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 7-16-07 - Vegeta & Bulma34. This Thing of Ours reviewsThe Dark Lord has a vendetta against Harry Potter, and step one of his plan involves a new prospect — Draco Malfoy. Warning: Death Eater mafia. Between OotP and HBP. Crack!fic. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-28-08 - Draco M. & Voldemort - Complete35. Forever reviewsThey all lost her, and it hurt. Even though he knows life is fleeting... why can't things simply last forever? Rated for language and adult themes. Songfic. Oneshot. Repost.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-14-08 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete36. From, Edward Elric reviewsA short letter from Ed Elric to his fans. If you love Ed, this was meant for you! Beware: he has a dirty mouth.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-14-08 - Edward E. - Complete37. From, Spike Spiegel reviewsA letter from Spike Spiegel to all of his fans. Meant for all those girls and guys who love this bounty hunter. Beware: he has a dirty mouth.Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-19-07 - Spike S. - Complete38. shizukasa reviewsHe was forever held to this tribe. That was the way things were. Spoilers for book 19. Oneshot.Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-07 - Hotaru & Shinrei - Complete39. From, Draco Malfoy reviewsA letter from Draco Malfoy addressed to his fan girls. If you love Draco, this is meant for you to read!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-19-07 - Draco M. - Complete40. Behind Closed Doors reviewsJust as he's about to enter Colonel Mustang's office, Havoc hears something that he probably shouldn't have. Something... dirty. Rated for innuendo and mild swearing. Oneshot.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-19-07 - Jean H. & Riza H. - Complete41. I Leave You reviewsPost DH, so SPOILERS! Harry, Ron and Hermione get a little visit from the new Minister of Magic and receive their rather surprising inheritances. Rated for brief language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 8-19-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete42. A Holiday reviewsIt's just another weekend holiday at Hogwarts... except that things are getting a little interesting. Rated for innuendo. Implied RWHG. Kind of a crazy story. Oneshot. Further summary inside.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete43. Beautiful reviews"My mom used to say that everyone is beautiful, in their own way." A young Kyo and his mother on a rainy day. Oneshot.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-23-07 - Kyo S. - Complete44. Which reviews"Look... at... me..." he whispered. Snape's POV at the end of DH, you know the part. Rated for gore and dark themes. Obviously spoilers for DH. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-23-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete45. Intervention reviewsKyo arrives home one day to an empty house... or so he thinks. Rated for swearing and adult content. Oneshot. Repost.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-14-07 - Kyo S. & Yuki S. - Complete46. A Quick Swim reviewsHatori took Ayame's advice. Never again... Oneshot.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-12-07 - Hatori S. & Shigure S. - Complete47. A Black Tie Affair reviewsRiza never dresses up for anything, so when it's time for the Fuhrer's birthday party—a blacktie event—she gets some unlikely and unwanted help from her fellow officers. Rated for swearing and innuendo. Slight Royai. Oneshot. Further summary inside.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-15-07 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete48. Some New Lessons in Ninjutsu reviewsJust an average training day for Kakashi: reading Icha Icha Paradise. That is, until Sakura starts to read over his shoulder. It just goes downhill from there. Rated for suggestive themes. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-15-06 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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