Hey wazz up my homiez! Um, I don't have a lot of fanfics, in fact i only have one ((;-( )) I have no cluse wat on earth im going to write at the moment... one of my stories...My ONLY story is the doctor- humor, inuyasha-about kagome going to the psychiatrist...

Me: Hey inuyasha.

Inuyasha:-glares-

Me: oh come on! your not still mad about that chocolate thing...?(in my stroy, in da end i gave him chocolate as a gift)

Kagome: welll...it gave him diareahh(cant spell) for about a week, and gas...DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD HE SMELLED GOD DAMMIT-turns red with fury-

Me and InuYasha: ...

Kagome: -bllushes-heh...

Me: to make it up, Ill give you both...CHEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEE!

InuYasha and Kagome: ...-they both take it and eat it-

Suddenly, InuYasha has gas, and Kagome runs to the bathroom.

After InuYasha stops farting, and Kagome comes back from the bathroom...

InuYasha: - AGH! DIE!YOU LITTLE!-JUMPS ON ME-

Kagome: SIT BOY!

InuYasha: what the hell was that for!

Kagome: shes the author you moron! what if she makes us kiss! dont make her mad!

Me: THATS RIGHT! ALL BOW DOWN TO THE GREAT SABRINA-SAN! MWHAHA!-points to inuyasha- bring me my throne!

InuYasha: -comes back carryign the toilet-

Me: WTF IS THAT!

InuYasha: Well...you sure sit on it a lot...

Me: -growls-

Kagome: um...-sweatdrop- is ther anything we can uh do for you?

Me: you could do 'it' with InuYasha and let me tape it and sell it to all the fangirls who will probably take out you and replace you with their picture...

Kagome: -blushes feircly- W-W-W-HAT! N-N-OOO WAY!

Me: i didnt' say you had a choice.

Kagome&InuYasha: O.O

Me: -i start typing really fast-

InuYasha: -runs towards kagome and rips off her skirt and shirt, dragging her into a dark room-

Kagome-struggling and is almost in tears- no please! -sobs-

Me: -stops typing- Sigh. FINE! but you have to give me something to sell on ebay! -mutters-stupid virgins-

We all ponder for a moment.

Me: -smiles mischievously- you know what? I wont make you guys do it-smailes sweetly-

Kagome: -suprised- Um...thank you?

Me: I'll leave you alone..for now anyway-head turns towards InuYasha, who suddenly saw my evil smile and whimpered(oh how i wish i could really see him scared)- Since your not going to use it, im going to take your manhood away, InuYasha!

InuYasha: -scared beyond belief- (and completely speechless) YOU SICK BASTARD!(or maybe hes not so speechless..)

Kagome; you cant do that!

Me: why not?

kagome:...

Me: Unless...

Kagome&InuYasha: unless what

Me: Unless InuYasha donates a sperm! I mean, theres a lot of people out there who are willing to give up their parents to have InuYasha's baby...

Kagome&Inuyasha: NO WAAAAAAAAAAY!

Me:-shrugs- fine. then ill take his manhood. just think. InuYashas penis in a jar on their nightstand! First bidding at 100,000 dollars!

InuYasha: you...you...YOUR WORST THEN NARAKU!

Me: you dont have much of a choice either!

InuYasha: -starts breathing short breaths-

Me: -grabs him by the legs and starts dragging him into a dark room with an operating table and giant scissors in it- Now, i wait for the right bidding before i take your manhood away. hmm... inuyasha -brings out a girl wearing a wig of InuYasha hair and wearing an inuyasha shirt- this...is Jessika!

Crazed fangirl: -squeals in pure joy- omg! im like your biggest faaan! s-so it would be a great honor to own your penis! -starts daydreaming of inuyashas penis in a jar and her getting married to it-

InuYasha: -eyetwitches- uh...O.O wtf?

Me: shes willing to pay 100,000 bucks AND her best friend!

Kagome: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH HER FRIEND?

Me: ...id rather not say...

Kagome: YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Me: au contraire! -places the now unconsience inuyasha on the operating table and takes out scissors, but wen is about to lower his pants, is knocked out-

Crazedfangirl- -suddenly rips of her wig and mask to reveal shes...sesshomaru-

Sesshomaru: I do not know about you , but this pathetic and wretched human was quite a bother, especially wen she attempted for me and Kagura to do 'it' or so she says, although i threatened to kill her, Kagura did not mind about doing 'it' , for some peculiar reason...