Name: Just call me Kaiser (not real name by the way)

Gender: Male, guy, dude, etc.

Sexuality: Straight (duh)

Age: 14

Birthplace: if you're smart you'll figure it out

Stuff you need to know about me: I'm chinese american, NOT a nerd...even though i kinda look like one because of glasses and braces but who doesn't have those today?!, violent...do not make me mad or you will be inside a crate full of rabid weasels!, insane (lol), a bit of pyromaniac (i didn't know that restaurant wasn't flame proof i swear!), i'm straight, and that's it.

Likes: Video games (who doesn't!), T.V (double who doesn't!), pie (yay pie especially apple flavor), ice cream (go cotton candy flavor), no school, watching stupid/funny stuff on youtube, swords, fire!, making new friends (as long as they don't constantly pester me).

Dislikes: School (everyone should agree with me on this), retards who think they're superior when they're the ones messing up all the time (sometimes this is me...but not usually), sports (i just don't like sports too tiring...well maybe except martial arts and fencing/anything with blades that won't result in me being dead or crippled), homework, tests, quizes, exams, school projects, water, having to use the bathroom (takes away from my me time), people who try to break into my home as a joke...it's happened a couple of times stupid neighbors/friends, work, and some other stuff i can't remeber right now.

Religion: Christian (GO JESUS!)

Important stuff to copy into your own profile/bio:

If you think Sega is killing off Sonic copy this into your profile.

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If you believe Dragons still exist somewhere copy this into your profile.

If you want to go on a random spree of destruction copy this into your profile.

If you think the main heroine always gets paired up with the secondary main hero (she must end up with the main hero) and you hate it copy this into your profile.

If you feel too many people get mad at you for say like temporarily killing off a character but don't read the author notes at the top or bottom where it clearly states it's only temporairly copy this into your profile.

If you hate yaoi for life and think it's trying to corrupt you but you rebuked it with disgust and extreme mental scars copy this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you cannot stand child abuse, please copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you hope your real life friends never find out that you like fanfiction and have a profile stating what anime/games/pairings you like copy this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,

If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Important Notice:

I will soon write stories...it's just taking a while and I currently do not have access to Microsoft Word