cutemonic fox
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since: 12-19-05, id: 953286
country: USA
Author has written 17 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hi everybody I,m cutemonic fox or you can call me cutemonic for short, I,m the person who makes the stories that make you laugh and cry and fall out of your chair (for people who has a sense of humor) sometimes I make serious stories but mostly funny and retarted stories even though sometimes I make some serious stories I add a little humor to it. I just sprinkle some of my dumbness and stupidness to them

age: 14 (but has a mind of a 5 yr old sigh)

zodiac sign: Virgo

I like: meatpies, cartoons, reality shows, funny shows (of course), sometimes drama and defintely violence, Jim Carrey, Funny people

I don't like :Judgemental people, spoiled kids, squash, assholes, babybrothers sigh, school, people who point out the obvious, people who try to hard, Winry, those are just examples I have alot more that will take to long to list

favorite movies: Fun with Dick and Jane, White chicks, Saw one and two, Aceventura pet detective (anything with Jim Carrey in it), Diary of a mad black women, Madea's Family Reunion

favorite singers:D4L, R-Kelly, Boyz in da hood, Little John, Ludacris, Spectacular (defintely), Usher, John Legend, Eminem, Ackon, Young Jeeze, Pretty Ricky, Mario, Destiny's Child, Rihanna, Beyonce, Fat Joe, and some others

favorite songs: I know you see it, I ain't gon let up, its goin down, we're just ordinary people, Gotta get to movin that booty, Good Googly Moogly, Holla at me baby, Good luck charm, Unfaithful, Un-break My Heart, Do it, Two Hands, some others

favorite shows: Fullmetal alchemist, Boondocks, Samuri Champloo, Everybody Hates chris, Next, American Idol, Scaretastics, The Grim adventures of billy and mandy, real tv, Happy Trigger tv, Spongebob Square pants, Family guy, and alot more others

My Quotes:(when people get on my nerves)

"when you fell out the ugly tree did you hit every limb on the way down?"

"So your telling me your gay?"

"quiet fool!"

"I do admit you did bring religion in my life, I never believed in hell until I met you"

"Congratultions, for the new baby, did you ever find out who the father was?"

"don't you have anything better to do, instead of pissing me off?"

"I'll tell when I start to care"

"When you die and go to hell, can I have your stuff?"

"don't you need to go get aids from your boyfriend or somethin?"

"I only asked you one favor, to die but you can't even get that right!"

"don't worry when every girl dies on this planet then there's a slight chance you might get a boyfriend"

"Don't make me kick yo' ass up and down them steps"

"hey, you better go up that tree because yo' momma's calling you"

"tell me, when have you ever looked handsome?"

"don't lie to yo' self"

"guess what, I got call from the retarted kids program and they wanted you to be President"

"I,m glad your capable of making a complete ass of yourself"

"you know what stinks, your breath"

"seven Oclock on the dot, its in the drop top livin the streets, I have a real ugly boy and he needs to stop talking to me"

"you know what the U turn on the road, and yo' mama don't have in common, the U turn actually has curves I can get use to"

"guess what...your a bitch"

"whoa, someone got raped today!"

"piss off!"

"you betta' back up!"

"No, don't stop him from killing his self"

"rape-artist"

"don't you have to hang out with Micheal Jackson or somethin?"

"To bad, you could've been the next tidal wave"

"Lets not, and say we did"

"I'm sure you are"

"Did you loose a bet?"

"Damn! God must've sneezed when he made you!"

"Those Walmart Dickies"

"Are those shoes home-made?"

"When your done being a bitch can you move out of my way please?"

"God did not put you on this earth to cheat cretan"

"Keep workin my nerves"

"Shut the fck up! God! How many times does God have to smite you for you to shutup!"

ENJOY MY STORIES!

Chihuahua song (only if you read Fullmetal Parody chapter 7)

http://www.youtube.com/w/Fullmetal-Alchemist--Chihuahua?v=loIztMvqft4


1. Slaves have feelings too reviews
AU King Roy decides to buy a sex slave to bring back to his giant manor, how will the king deal with the over insulting, bad mouth slave? Royai rated M.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 10-19-07 - Published: 5-31-06 - Riza H. & Roy M.
2. Not Until Easter » reviews
Ed is on lent and decides to give up sex with Roy! And Ed decides not to tell him he's on lent! How will Roy react to this? Royed Ratings will change to mature rated for: sexual perswasion XD! Chapter 11: Yaoi lover's rejoice!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,872 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 3-3-06 - Edward E. & Roy M.
3. Missing Translation reviews
He heard the human touch is very powerful, and it could even break somebody out the strongest lifechanging trance. RoyxEd Only 2 chapters Chaper 1:Lemon. Please forgive me! I should've gone with him!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-06 - Edward E. & Roy M.
4. Fullmetal alchemist parody » reviews
Roy think's he's a villian Hughes thinks he's a hero and Ed thinks he can fly!what kind of crap have they've been smoking funny FMA randomness ,warning might cause you to crack a few ribs and fall out of your chair
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 11-20-06 - Published: 12-24-05 - Roy M. & Maes H.
5. Deadly Corpse reviews
Killing a soul what do you get in exchange? heartache.For keeping a secret what do you get? Guilt. For a whole town to keep a secret what do you get? A whole bunch of missing bodies, also a missing Ed.Angst, blood and gore. The weak stomach shouldn't read
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-7-06 - Edward E.
6. I'M NOT GAY EITHER! reviews
First it was I am not gay, as told by Roy Mustang, Now its Ed's turn to put his point across to his fans.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-15-06 - Edward E. - Complete
7. Jealousy thy name is Envy reviews
AU Envy is a really jealous homunculous that lives with Ed a outgoing young blond but now restricted from certain things because of Envy, until Ed meets a dark haired man one day, will Envy's jealousy endanger him, and his new friend? chapter 1 lemon!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-10-06 - Envy & Edward E.
8. Military Hysteria » reviews
the person who did fullmetal alchemist parody,here's Military Hysteria you find out what these people do when the cameras'are off , Havoc has a brother?,Armstrong looses his muscles,and why is Roy so obcessed with cheese, and tuna?Chapter 8: AIDS?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 1-29-06
9. The mini adventures of the small elric brothers » reviews
Watch ed,al,and even envy! get into mischief and trouble but at the sametime make you laugh your ass off as you see them find out things their weren't intended to know as kids and watch them fight continuesly over the stupidest things
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 12-25-05 - Edward E. & Envy
10. Mini Central » reviews
the person who did the mini adventures of the small Elric brothers, here Mini Central theres, mini riza, roy, havoc, and even mini hughes also some others!, just say they are more of a handful than you think..mischevious little devils
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 1-29-06
11. FMA BLOOPERS » reviews
Read FMA worst moments Roy burns Hughes, Hughes has a fight with Gracia, Havoc's hates to smoke, Roy's true hair color is blond? and some others too! chapter 4: Riza hangs Roy...by his legs?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 2-5-06
12. I am NOT gay! reviews
A letter to all his fans. As told by Roy Mustang
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 5-19-06 - Roy M. - Complete
13. Unbreak Her Heart reviews
Alright then your decision has been made his fiery hands reached out to her and held her. I'll see you later Riza he whispered. He let go of her. Riza body was now in flames she slowly fell as her hand slowly reached out to him. He disappeared I will see
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-14-06 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete
14. Envy goes to church reviews
Envy goes to a church One shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-2-06 - Envy - Complete
15. Hero reviews
He cried that night too...RoyxHughes My first Songfic and tragedy story Flames ARE welcomed and encouraged...complete!Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-06 - Roy M. & Maes H. - Complete
16. Song of A blue bird » reviews
Ed is a heart broken soldier in a pit of rage after seeing something he never encountered to see. Until he meets him EdxHeiderich I TAKE NO CREDIT!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-2-06 - Edward E. - Complete
17. Love Sickness reviews
Havoc has been dump poor guy and doesn't come to work for 5 days and its before Valentines day is he sick or is it just love sickness? Well wil roy make this sickness better or worse HavocxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-23-06 - Roy M. & Jean H. - Complete