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Author has written 22 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist. Hi everybody I,m cutemonic fox or you can call me cutemonic for short, I,m the person who makes the stories that make you laugh and cry and fall out of your chair (for people who has a sense of humor) sometimes I make serious stories but mostly funny and retarted stories even though sometimes I make some serious stories I add a little humor to it. I just sprinkle some of my dumbness and stupidness to them age: 14 (but has a mind of a 5 yr old sigh) zodiac sign: Virgo I like: meatpies, cartoons, reality shows, funny shows (of course), sometimes drama and defintely violence, Jim Carrey, Funny people I don't like :Judgemental people, spoiled kids, squash, assholes, babybrothers sigh, school, people who point out the obvious, people who try to hard, Winry, those are just examples I have alot more that will take to long to list favorite movies: Fun with Dick and Jane, White chicks, Saw one and two, Aceventura pet detective (anything with Jim Carrey in it), Diary of a mad black women, Madea's Family Reunion favorite singers:D4L, R-Kelly, Boyz in da hood, Little John, Ludacris, Spectacular (defintely), Usher, John Legend, Eminem, Ackon, Young Jeeze, Pretty Ricky, Mario, Destiny's Child, Rihanna, Beyonce, Fat Joe, and some others favorite songs: I know you see it, I ain't gon let up, its goin down, we're just ordinary people, Gotta get to movin that booty, Good Googly Moogly, Holla at me baby, Good luck charm, Unfaithful, Un-break My Heart, Do it, Two Hands, some others favorite shows: Fullmetal alchemist, Boondocks, Samuri Champloo, Everybody Hates chris, Next, American Idol, Scaretastics, The Grim adventures of billy and mandy, real tv, Happy Trigger tv, Spongebob Square pants, Family guy, and alot more others My Quotes:(when people get on my nerves) "when you fell out the ugly tree did you hit every limb on the way down?" "So your telling me your gay?" "quiet fool!" "I do admit you did bring religion in my life, I never believed in hell until I met you" "Congratultions, for the new baby, did you ever find out who the father was?" "don't you have anything better to do, instead of pissing me off?" "I'll tell when I start to care" "When you die and go to hell, can I have your stuff?" "don't you need to go get aids from your boyfriend or somethin?" "I only asked you one favor, to die but you can't even get that right!" "don't worry when every girl dies on this planet then there's a slight chance you might get a boyfriend" "Don't make me kick yo' ass up and down them steps" "hey, you better go up that tree because yo' momma's calling you" "tell me, when have you ever looked handsome?" "don't lie to yo' self" "guess what, I got call from the retarted kids program and they wanted you to be President" "I,m glad your capable of making a complete ass of yourself" "you know what stinks, your breath" "seven Oclock on the dot, its in the drop top livin the streets, I have a real ugly boy and he needs to stop talking to me" "you know what the U turn on the road, and yo' mama don't have in common, the U turn actually has curves I can get use to" "guess what...your a bitch" "whoa, someone got raped today!" "piss off!" "you betta' back up!" "No, don't stop him from killing his self" "rape-artist" "don't you have to hang out with Micheal Jackson or somethin?" "To bad, you could've been the next tidal wave" "Lets not, and say we did" "I'm sure you are" "Did you loose a bet?" "Damn! God must've sneezed when he made you!" "Those Walmart Dickies" "Are those shoes home-made?" "When your done being a bitch can you move out of my way please?" "God did not put you on this earth to cheat cretan" "Keep workin my nerves" "Shut the fck up! God! How many times does God have to smite you for you to shutup!" ENJOY MY STORIES! Chihuahua song (only if you read Fullmetal Parody chapter 7) http://www.youtube.com/w/Fullmetal-Alchemist---Chihuahua?v=loIztMvqft4 | |||||
1. Slaves have feelings too » reviewsAU&OOC King Roy decides to buy a sex slave to bring back to his giant manor, how will the king deal with the over insulting, bad mouth slave? Royai rated M for language, extreme adult content, rape and torture and some angst in some other chaps!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 10-19-07 - Published: 5-31-06 - Riza H. & Roy M.2. Not Until Easter » reviewsEd is on lent and decides to give up sex with Roy! And Ed decides not to tell him he's on lent! How will Roy react to this? Royed Ratings will change to mature rated for: sexual perswasion XD! Chapter 11: Yaoi lover's rejoice!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,761 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 3-3-06 - Edward E. & Roy M.3. Missing Translation reviewsHe heard the human touch is very powerful, and it could even break somebody out the strongest lifechanging trance. RoyxEd Only 2 chapters Chaper 1:Lemon. Please forgive me! I should've gone with him!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-06 - Edward E. & Roy M.4. Fullmetal alchemist parody » reviewsRoy think's he's a villian Hughes thinks he's a hero and Ed thinks he can fly!what kind of crap have they've been smoking funny FMA randomness ,warning might cause you to crack a few ribs and fall out of your chairFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 11-20-06 - Published: 12-24-05 - Roy M. & Maes H.5. Deadly Corpse reviewsKilling a soul what do you get in exchange? heartache.For keeping a secret what do you get? Guilt. For a whole town to keep a secret what do you get? A whole bunch of missing bodies, also a missing Ed.Angst, blood and gore. The weak stomach shouldn't readFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-7-06 - Edward E.6. I'M NOT GAY EITHER! reviewsFirst it was I am not gay, as told by Roy Mustang, Now its Ed's turn to put his point across to his fans.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-15-06 - Edward E. - Complete7. Jealousy thy name is Envy reviewsAU Envy is a really jealous homunculous that lives with Ed a outgoing young blond but now restricted from certain things because of Envy, until Ed meets a dark haired man one day, will Envy's jealousy endanger him, and his new friend? chapter 1 lemon!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-10-06 - Envy & Edward E.8. Military Hysteria » reviewsthe person who did fullmetal alchemist parody,here's Military Hysteria you find out what these people do when the cameras'are off , Havoc has a brother?,Armstrong looses his muscles,and why is Roy so obcessed with cheese, and tuna?Chapter 8: AIDS?Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 1-29-069. Breda's cousin » reviewsBreda's cousin is visiting and you will be shocked of who his cousin is!PROMISE! FMAxsurprise crossover not Hp or naruto I promise you will be surprised!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-28-06 - Published: 3-11-0610. The mini adventures of the small elric brothers » reviewsWatch ed,al,and even envy! get into mischief and trouble but at the sametime make you laugh your ass off as you see them find out things their weren't intended to know as kids and watch them fight continuesly over the stupidest thingsFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 12-25-05 - Edward E. & Envy11. The eighth » reviewsShe was confused. What had happened to her? Why was she so cold? Why was she even alive? She was the eighth homunculus...her name? Misery...Her real name Elysia.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 4-30-06 - Elysia H. & Maes H.12. Porposal Mistake » reviewsRoy asks Riza to marry him, yay! and she excepts but what happens when Havoc looses the ring for the wedding day will he give to Roy in time, or will Roy kill him for loosing it and ruining there wedding?Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 1-29-06 - Roy M. & Riza H.13. No More Vacations » reviewsRoy gets fired from his job and Hughes decide to go on a cruise. But they get on the wrong ship and not only that the ship they got on is gay! Does Roy find love on ship anyway? While Hughes tries not to get raped!AU&stereotype A rewritten version of boatFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 2-26-06 - Maes H. & Roy M.14. Mini Central » reviewsthe person who did the mini adventures of the small Elric brothers, here Mini Central theres, mini riza, roy, havoc, and even mini hughes also some others!, just say they are more of a handful than you think..mischevious little devilsFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 1-29-0615. Highschool L » reviewsAU&OOC Elycia 16 and going to a bad Highschool with worst attitudes she then meets a badass gangsta' name Envy which is the leader of a gang called the Oroborous what kind of crap will this troublesome teen get her into? Will her dad except? ElysiaxEnvyFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 1-28-06 - Elysia H. & Envy16. FMA BLOOPERS » reviewsRead FMA worst moments Roy burns Hughes, Hughes has a fight with Gracia, Havoc's hates to smoke, Roy's true hair color is blond? and some others too! chapter 4: Riza hangs Roy....by his legs?Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 2-5-0617. I am NOT gay! reviewsA letter to all his fans. As told by Roy MustangFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 5-19-06 - Roy M. - Complete18. Unbreak Her Heart reviewsAlright then your decision has been made his fiery hands reached out to her and held her. I'll see you later Riza he whispered. He let go of her. Riza body was now in flames she slowly fell as her hand slowly reached out to him. He disappeared I will seeFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-14-06 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete19. Envy goes to church reviewsEnvy goes to a church OneshotFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-2-06 - Envy - Complete20. Hero reviewsHe cried that night too...RoyxHughes My first Songfic and tragedy story Flames ARE welcomed and encouraged......complete!OneshotFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-06 - Roy M. & Maes H. - Complete21. Song of A blue bird » reviewsEd is a heart broken soldier in a pit of rage after seeing something he never encountered to see. Until he meets him EdxHeiderich I TAKE NO CREDIT!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-2-06 - Edward E. - Complete22. Love Sickness reviewsHavoc has been dump poor guy and doesn't come to work for 5 days and its before Valentines day is he sick or is it just love sickness? Well wil roy make this sickness better or worse HavocxRoyFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-06 - Roy M. & Jean H. - Complete
