AmyCoolz
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since: 12-19-05, id: 953310, Profile Updated: 03-21-13
country: USA
Author has written 58 stories for Harry Potter, Night at the Museum, Bones, Star Trek: 2009, Green Hornet, Arrested Development, Danny Phantom, Hawaii Five-0, Sherlock Holmes, Psych, Avengers, Sherlock, and Supernatural.

A little about me:

Name: Amy

Age: 21

Location: Florida, USA

Education: High school graduate. I wish I could say more, but I have no ambition in life.

Some of my favorites

Colors: blue, green, yellow (in that order)

Music: The Killers, Brandon Flowers, Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, Owl City, Jay-Z, Will Smith, Nelly, Panic! at the Disco, New Found Glory, Muse, Modest Mouse, Maroon 5, Ludacris, Backstreet Boys, NSync, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Arctic Monkeys, Foster the People, The Cinematics, Hoodie Allen, All-American Rejects, Anberlin, etc. (I have a very wide selection of music lol)

Movies (gosh, where do I BEGIN?): all of the Harry Potter movies (ESPECIALLY Deathly Hallows part 2), The Avengers, Star Trek: 2009, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Sherlock Holmes (I & II), all of Will Ferrell's movies, Night at the Museum (I & II), Men in Black (I & II), Pirates of the Caribbean, Starsky & Hutch, Hamlet 2, Ace Ventura (Pet Detective and When Nature Calls), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I & II cuz I've never seen the third one), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Tower Heist, and many, many more...

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Psych, Teen Wolf, Bones, Futurama, Jeopardy!, NCIS, NCIS:LA, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, BBC Merlin, BBC Robin Hood, Star Trek: TOS, among others.

Words (yes, I have favorite words): inconsequential (it's so much fun to say lol), brouhaha, foible, and irrevocable.


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1. Sammy, I Got Your Number reviews
"For a good time, call Samantha." Inspired by the 80's song 867-5309/Jenny, because this is how I took the lyrics. Also, it was constantly on the radio at work one day, which also happens to be where I wrote this. THIS IS WINCEST. Also, MATURE CONTENT AHEAD. You have been warned.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-12 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
2. Broken reviews
John and Sherlock have sex with an expired condom. But it's not John's fault. lol Title kinda says it all. MATURE CONTENT. Don't like, don't read. Johnlock. My first fic in this fandom, yay!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
3. Rory's Avengers reviews
When Steve, Clint, and Natasha get stuck in a room in Stark Tower with seemingly no escape and seriously, why does Tony have those kinds of ridiculous defensive systems, anyway? , they attempt to find a way out. Co-written with starshinedc.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-13-12 - Captain America/Steve R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
4. 5 Times Michael Wished Gob Wasn't His Brother reviews
Just what the title says. Contains Bluthcest Michael/Gob , so if that's not your cuppa, don't read, kthxbai.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-2-12 - Complete
5. The Code for Sex reviews
"We need a code." For sex. Clint/Coulson, PG-13 for mild themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-22-12 - Agent Phil Coulson & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
6. The Wedding Singer reviews
The wedding singer is late to their wedding, so Coulson makes Clint get up on stage. Pretty piano playing and sexy singing ensue.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-17-12 - Agent Phil Coulson & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
7. Natasha Can't Keep Her Mouth Shut reviews
or "How Clint Finally Got His S**t Together With Coulson". Clint just needed someone to confide in, and he thought that Natasha would be able to keep his secret. The one time she doesn't, though, and it almost proved to be a disaster.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-13-12 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
8. Pineapples and Sex The Perfect Combination reviews
THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. Lassiter/Shawn/Pineapple. In that order. Lassiter makes Shawn make love to a pineapple. And then joins in. Who knew the detective could be so kinky?
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-1-12 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete
9. Grand Theft reviews
Shawn and Gus play a game on Shawn's XBOX, and he has an idea. One that Gus doesn't like. Contains semi-mature content. Shawn/Gus preslash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-29-12 - Burton G./Gus & Shawn S. - Complete
10. A Different Kind of Honeymoon reviews
THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE NEW MOVIE. ALSO, MATURE CONTENT. Sherlock has an interesting plan to waylay their attackers, and while John may not be approving at first, he soon falls into the groove.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-18-11 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete
11. All Night reviews
The sexual tension between them had reached the limit, and all that adrenalin had to go somewhere.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-16-11 - Danny W. & Steve M. - Complete
12. Locker Room Rendezvous reviews
Dash/Danny slash. Mature content ahead. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Just a snippet of Dash and Danny's little "meetings" in the locker room showers.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-24-11 - Danny F. & Dash B. - Complete
13. An Interesting Birthday reviews
Vlad/Danny - Pompous Pep. Mature content ahead. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Danny's eighteenth birthday is coming up, and Vlad decides that's as good a time as any to ask for forgiveness.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-21-11 - Danny F. & Vlad M. - Complete
14. Second Time reviews
THIS CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Pitch Pearl Fenton/Phantom pairing. Basically, their second time because I'm pants at writing "first time" fics .
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-11 - Danny F. - Complete
15. Head Games reviews
Pitch Pearl Fenton/Phantom pairing. Danny's been hearing a particular voice inside his head for four years now and finally decides to confront it; little does he know his own feelings will be playing a big part.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-11 - Danny F. - Complete
16. Zabini's Vindication » reviews
Ron Weasley is partnered up with Blaise Zabini to catch a killer, one whom Zabini has a personal vendetta against. Posted in 3 parts because I didn't mean for it to get so long. Mature content ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-24-11 - Blaise Z. & Ron W. - Complete
17. Black Boxers reviews
For lack of a better title. Gob jumps Michael after a shower basically . This was supposed to be hair!porn, but that didn't happen. Maybe next time.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-11 - Complete
18. Awkward Conversations Lead To reviews
Booth and Zack discuss the squint's sex life. Can you say "awkward"?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-1-11 - S. Booth & Zach A. - Complete
19. Commentator reviews
2011 movie 'verse. Britt/Kato. Britt talks too much. This is SLASH. And PWP. Please don't read it if you don't like that kind of stuff.
Green Hornet - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-23-11 - Complete
20. Something Cool reviews
2011 Movieverse. Contains spoilers. As he sat, he began to think about all the things that Kato had come to mean to him over the past few weeks. Britt/Kato. PG-13 for guy/guy kissing, suggestive sexual acts, and swearing.
Green Hornet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-20-11 - Complete
21. A State of Affairs reviews
While working on a domestic violence case as an Auror for the Ministry of Magic, Harry discovers his wife, Ginny, is having an affair. Meanwhile, Malfoy is being a grade-A pain in the arse. But it's only a matter of time before Harry runs to Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-22-10 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
22. This Ship is Exciting! reviews
Spock's by himself on a planet-side trip, when he accidentally inhales something... interesting. Warnings: sex pollen yeah, I went there , SEX. Also, I seem to have used a lot of hyphens. o.O
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-10-10 - Spock & M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
23. Cheating reviews
Spock cheats on Kirk, and not for the first time. Kirk wishes to change that. Warnings: mild Chapel bashing, sex. K/S slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-9-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
24. Insufferable KnowItAll reviews
or "5 People Spock Had to Correct and 1 Who Corrected Him". K/S slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-4-10 - Spock - Complete
25. Opportunity reviews
"Opportunity seldom knocks twice." Truer words have never been spoken... K/S No warnings here! :D
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-27-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
26. Slash100s » reviews
The second prompt list I promised! Slash100s! Same rules as the FF100s. Kirk/Spock slash, duh. Changed rating to M 'cause, yeah. lol
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 324 - Updated: 7-27-10 - Published: 4-10-10 - J. Kirk & Spock
27. That Is Correct reviews
Jim is taking a calculus class and needs help with arc length and surface area. It's a good thing Spock is there to assist him. K/S, slash. Warning: Nerdiness is headed your way if you click that link.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-26-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
28. Hot and Cold, Wet and Dry reviews
Just something to stimulate the senses, namely the ability to feel hot or cold and wet or dry. K/S, light slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-19-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
29. A Little More Spanking, Please reviews
Extension oneshot of the prompt "072. Kink" from Slash100s. Spock has a spanking kink. lol Warning: spanking! :D K/S slash. If you no likey, don't read, plzkthnx.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-15-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
30. Swimming reviews
Jim takes Spock swimming with an underlying reason, but not everything turns out the way he planned. K/S, slash. Not that mature, but there are mentions of certain anatomical parts.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-14-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
31. Merry Christmas, Spock reviews
I know it's not Christmas, but this is NOT your typical Christmas story. AT ALL. BDSM, violence. Rest of the warnings are inside. PLEASE READ THEM! K/S slash. Do NOT read if you do NOT like BDSM. Seriously. You've been warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-12-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
32. FanFic 100s » reviews
Yes, I have decided to do the FF100s with Star Trek! Kirk/Spock! Explanation is inside. Notice the change in rating! :D NOW COMPLETE! WOOT!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 22,156 - Reviews: 504 - Updated: 4-8-10 - Published: 2-15-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
33. Release reviews
Sequel to Most Sound Advice. Jim finds release. Rated M for a reason, guys.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-3-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
34. Most Sound Advice reviews
Jim tells Spock he needs to unwind; Spock takes his advice. Um, I have no idea what made me write this, but yeah... lol Self-pleasure, afoot!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-1-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
35. Zombie Sheep reviews
When zombie sheep threaten to take over the Enterprise, Scotty takes it upon himself to defend her. Written to fill a prompt for st xi kink meme over at LJ.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-10 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
36. To Dream reviews
Kirk reflects on his dreams and regards the Freudian dream theory. Rated for mentions of certain parts of anatomy, but it's nothing too bad.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
37. Peppermint Patties reviews
Part III of my Peppermint series! There will be another part after this, too! This is very much rated M, so don't even click the link if you don't like guy/guy smexings. lol You've been warned!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-17-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
38. Candy Canes reviews
Jim celebrates Hanukkah but loves candy canes. Part II in my peppermint series. Part I was Peppermint Candies This is heavy M, guy/guy, blah blah. If you don't like, don't click the link, kthnx. :D
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-16-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
39. Peppermint Candies reviews
Kirk loves peppermint candies and now he's got Spock involved. What madness will ensue! I wrote this at 2 am, btw. lol Rating for SLASH. Guy-on-guy, people. If that's not your fancy, stay away from this story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-9-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
40. The Challenge with Changelings reviews
So this is eventually rated M, but this is just a teaser, so I'll call it T. My friend made me do this. I apologize whole-heartedly.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
41. Transferred: Amy's POV » reviews
2 American witches are sent to Hogwarts as news of Voldmort's return turns Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore into the laughing stocks of the wizarding world. Can they help or will their antics just get everyone into even more trouble? Set in book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 1-3-10
42. Good reviews
What will it take for Booth to admit that Zach really isn't that bad? Please read the note inside. Warning: SLASH, male/male, SEX. I don't know how to make it clearer. :P
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-28-09 - S. Booth & Zach A. - Complete
43. Bowling » reviews
After a long week at work, all Hodgins wants to do is relax at home. But his boyfriend isn't letting him, and insists that they go bowling. Disclaimer: I definitely don't own Bones, though I kinda wish I did. Rating changed for light cursing in ch 2.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-8-09 - Published: 12-7-09 - Zach A. & J. Hodgins - Complete
44. Interrupted reviews
Hedwig interrupts Harry and Draco on multiple occasions. This contains adult concepts and M/M relations. Don't read if you don't like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-30-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
45. InSchoolSuspension reviews
Hogwarts has started a new program called In-School-Suspension. And Harry has it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-28-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
46. Drive reviews
Jedediah and Octavius realize their feelings for one another... and Jed lets Octavius drive one night. Warnings: SEX. M/M. Jed/Octavius If you don't like that stuff, don't read it!
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-18-09 - Jededaiah S. & Octavius G. - Complete
47. Draco Malfoy and the Grey Hair of Doom reviews
Crackfic alert! Draco discovers a grey hair marring his perfect appearance as he's leaving Potions one afternoon. Read to find out what happens to the Slytherin Ice Prince as he copes with this disaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-25-08 - Draco M. & Pansy P. - Complete
48. Stopping to Watch You on a Snowy Evening reviews
Take on Robert Frost's "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening." Harry's POV about Draco. My first ever poem, even though I hate writing poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-17-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
49. Two Slytherins reviews
Both Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are now teaching at Hogwarts. What happens when their sons, who are both in Slytherin, encounter each other in the corridor? APSM with side HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 1-12-08 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete
50. Stargazing reviews
Draco always had enjoyed gazing at the stars... HPDM Review please! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-21-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
51. Excuse Me For Staring, Potter reviews
Just something I wrote so that you guys didn't think I was dead! lol This has no plot and it was about 11 o'clock at night when I wrote it. Basically, Draco walks in on Harry in the locker rooms as he's getting dressed. Not much to tell. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-19-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
52. Harry Potter Periodic Table of Elements reviews
A list of elements on the periodic table. That is, the Harry Potter version. lol
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-17-07 - Harry P. - Complete
53. Skipping reviews
Draco Malfoy has been skipping classes. What happens when he catches Hermione Granger doing the same? Rated M for sexual content. Cute ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 8-15-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
54. Well, that was hot reviews
As told by Hermione Granger. I got bored last night forgive me, for this is what came out. lol Hermione walks in on an interesting scene...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-13-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
55. Telling the Truth reviews
Ron lies about stealing Hermione's Potions essay. She gets angry and confides in Harry for help. He gives it. Ron, in the end, tells Hermione the truth. YAY! Happy ending! lol Written as a request for starthehedgecat! RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
56. Someone Like You reviews
Just something weird... Malfoy corners Harry in the Quidditch showers one day and tells him how he really feels... Slash ensues. Slash: HPDM Not BETAed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-18-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
57. Fantasy Worlds reviews
Uh, just something I wrote while I was bored. It's very angsty and philosophical, and I'm sorry to those I offend. Harry is just a boy caught up in a fantasy world who needs to come back to reality. AngstPhilosophicalCharacter Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-2-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
58. Quidditch Talk and LoveMaking reviews
Harry and Malfoy naturally get into a fight about Quidditch. And after having an erotic dream about Malfoy, Harry actually has it granted... Just, not the Quidditch part. lol Sucky summary, good story at least, that's what you have to decide! R&R! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-2-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete