| AmyCoolz |
Author has written 58 stories for Harry Potter, Night at the Museum, Bones, Star Trek: 2009, Green Hornet, Arrested Development, Danny Phantom, Hawaii Five-0, Sherlock Holmes, Psych, Avengers, Sherlock, and Supernatural. A little about me: Name: Amy Age: 21 Location: Florida, USA Education: High school graduate. I wish I could say more, but I have no ambition in life. Some of my favorites Colors: blue, green, yellow (in that order) Music: The Killers, Brandon Flowers, Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, Owl City, Jay-Z, Will Smith, Nelly, Panic! at the Disco, New Found Glory, Muse, Modest Mouse, Maroon 5, Ludacris, Backstreet Boys, NSync, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Arctic Monkeys, Foster the People, The Cinematics, Hoodie Allen, All-American Rejects, Anberlin, etc. (I have a very wide selection of music lol) Movies (gosh, where do I BEGIN?): all of the Harry Potter movies (ESPECIALLY Deathly Hallows part 2), The Avengers, Star Trek: 2009, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Sherlock Holmes (I & II), all of Will Ferrell's movies, Night at the Museum (I & II), Men in Black (I & II), Pirates of the Caribbean, Starsky & Hutch, Hamlet 2, Ace Ventura (Pet Detective and When Nature Calls), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I & II cuz I've never seen the third one), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Tower Heist, and many, many more... TV Shows: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Psych, Teen Wolf, Bones, Futurama, Jeopardy!, NCIS, NCIS:LA, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, BBC Merlin, BBC Robin Hood, Star Trek: TOS, among others. Words (yes, I have favorite words): inconsequential (it's so much fun to say lol), brouhaha, foible, and irrevocable. FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR: http://sourwolf-y.tumblr.com/ JOIN ME ON LIVEJOURNAL: http://amycoolz.livejournal.com/ FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/aschwartz91/ | |||||||
1. Sammy, I Got Your Number reviews"For a good time, call Samantha." Inspired by the 80's song 867-5309/Jenny, because this is how I took the lyrics. Also, it was constantly on the radio at work one day, which also happens to be where I wrote this. THIS IS WINCEST. Also, MATURE CONTENT AHEAD. You have been warned.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-12 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete2. Broken reviewsJohn and Sherlock have sex with an expired condom. But it's not John's fault. lol Title kinda says it all. MATURE CONTENT. Don't like, don't read. Johnlock. My first fic in this fandom, yay!Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete3. Rory's Avengers reviewsWhen Steve, Clint, and Natasha get stuck in a room in Stark Tower with seemingly no escape and seriously, why does Tony have those kinds of ridiculous defensive systems, anyway? , they attempt to find a way out. Co-written with starshinedc.Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-13-12 - Captain America/Steve R. & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete4. 5 Times Michael Wished Gob Wasn't His Brother reviewsJust what the title says. Contains Bluthcest Michael/Gob , so if that's not your cuppa, don't read, kthxbai.Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-2-12 - Complete5. The Code for Sex reviews"We need a code." For sex. Clint/Coulson, PG-13 for mild themes.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-22-12 - Agent Phil Coulson & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete6. The Wedding Singer reviewsThe wedding singer is late to their wedding, so Coulson makes Clint get up on stage. Pretty piano playing and sexy singing ensue.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-17-12 - Agent Phil Coulson & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete7. Natasha Can't Keep Her Mouth Shut reviewsor "How Clint Finally Got His S**t Together With Coulson". Clint just needed someone to confide in, and he thought that Natasha would be able to keep his secret. The one time she doesn't, though, and it almost proved to be a disaster.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-13-12 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Agent Phil Coulson - Complete8. Pineapples and Sex The Perfect Combination reviewsTHIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. Lassiter/Shawn/Pineapple. In that order. Lassiter makes Shawn make love to a pineapple. And then joins in. Who knew the detective could be so kinky?Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-1-12 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete9. Grand Theft reviewsShawn and Gus play a game on Shawn's XBOX, and he has an idea. One that Gus doesn't like. Contains semi-mature content. Shawn/Gus preslash.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-29-12 - Burton G./Gus & Shawn S. - Complete10. A Different Kind of Honeymoon reviewsTHIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE NEW MOVIE. ALSO, MATURE CONTENT. Sherlock has an interesting plan to waylay their attackers, and while John may not be approving at first, he soon falls into the groove.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-18-11 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete11. All Night reviewsThe sexual tension between them had reached the limit, and all that adrenalin had to go somewhere.Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-16-11 - Danny W. & Steve M. - Complete12. Locker Room Rendezvous reviewsDash/Danny slash. Mature content ahead. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Just a snippet of Dash and Danny's little "meetings" in the locker room showers.Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-24-11 - Danny F. & Dash B. - Complete13. An Interesting Birthday reviewsVlad/Danny - Pompous Pep. Mature content ahead. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Danny's eighteenth birthday is coming up, and Vlad decides that's as good a time as any to ask for forgiveness.Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-21-11 - Danny F. & Vlad M. - Complete14. Second Time reviewsTHIS CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Pitch Pearl Fenton/Phantom pairing. Basically, their second time because I'm pants at writing "first time" fics .Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-11 - Danny F. - Complete15. Head Games reviewsPitch Pearl Fenton/Phantom pairing. Danny's been hearing a particular voice inside his head for four years now and finally decides to confront it; little does he know his own feelings will be playing a big part.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-11 - Danny F. - Complete16. Zabini's Vindication » reviewsRon Weasley is partnered up with Blaise Zabini to catch a killer, one whom Zabini has a personal vendetta against. Posted in 3 parts because I didn't mean for it to get so long. Mature content ahead.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-24-11 - Blaise Z. & Ron W. - Complete17. Black Boxers reviewsFor lack of a better title. Gob jumps Michael after a shower basically . This was supposed to be hair!porn, but that didn't happen. Maybe next time.Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-11 - Complete18. Awkward Conversations Lead To reviewsBooth and Zack discuss the squint's sex life. Can you say "awkward"?Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-1-11 - S. Booth & Zach A. - Complete19. Commentator reviews2011 movie 'verse. Britt/Kato. Britt talks too much. This is SLASH. And PWP. Please don't read it if you don't like that kind of stuff.Green Hornet - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-23-11 - Complete20. Something Cool reviews2011 Movieverse. Contains spoilers. As he sat, he began to think about all the things that Kato had come to mean to him over the past few weeks. Britt/Kato. PG-13 for guy/guy kissing, suggestive sexual acts, and swearing.Green Hornet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-20-11 - Complete21. A State of Affairs reviewsWhile working on a domestic violence case as an Auror for the Ministry of Magic, Harry discovers his wife, Ginny, is having an affair. Meanwhile, Malfoy is being a grade-A pain in the arse. But it's only a matter of time before Harry runs to Malfoy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-22-10 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete22. This Ship is Exciting! reviewsSpock's by himself on a planet-side trip, when he accidentally inhales something... interesting. Warnings: sex pollen yeah, I went there , SEX. Also, I seem to have used a lot of hyphens. o.OStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-10-10 - Spock & M. Scott/Scotty - Complete23. Cheating reviewsSpock cheats on Kirk, and not for the first time. Kirk wishes to change that. Warnings: mild Chapel bashing, sex. K/S slashStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-9-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete24. Insufferable KnowItAll reviewsor "5 People Spock Had to Correct and 1 Who Corrected Him". K/S slashStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-4-10 - Spock - Complete25. Opportunity reviews"Opportunity seldom knocks twice." Truer words have never been spoken... K/S No warnings here! :DStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-27-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete26. Slash100s » reviewsThe second prompt list I promised! Slash100s! Same rules as the FF100s. Kirk/Spock slash, duh. Changed rating to M 'cause, yeah. lolStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 324 - Updated: 7-27-10 - Published: 4-10-10 - J. Kirk & Spock27. That Is Correct reviewsJim is taking a calculus class and needs help with arc length and surface area. It's a good thing Spock is there to assist him. K/S, slash. Warning: Nerdiness is headed your way if you click that link.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-26-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete28. Hot and Cold, Wet and Dry reviewsJust something to stimulate the senses, namely the ability to feel hot or cold and wet or dry. K/S, light slash.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-19-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete29. A Little More Spanking, Please reviewsExtension oneshot of the prompt "072. Kink" from Slash100s. Spock has a spanking kink. lol Warning: spanking! :D K/S slash. If you no likey, don't read, plzkthnx.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-15-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete30. Swimming reviewsJim takes Spock swimming with an underlying reason, but not everything turns out the way he planned. K/S, slash. Not that mature, but there are mentions of certain anatomical parts.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-14-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete31. Merry Christmas, Spock reviewsI know it's not Christmas, but this is NOT your typical Christmas story. AT ALL. BDSM, violence. Rest of the warnings are inside. PLEASE READ THEM! K/S slash. Do NOT read if you do NOT like BDSM. Seriously. You've been warned.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-12-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete32. FanFic 100s » reviewsYes, I have decided to do the FF100s with Star Trek! Kirk/Spock! Explanation is inside. Notice the change in rating! :D NOW COMPLETE! WOOT!Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 22,156 - Reviews: 504 - Updated: 4-8-10 - Published: 2-15-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete33. Release reviewsSequel to Most Sound Advice. Jim finds release. Rated M for a reason, guys.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-3-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete34. Most Sound Advice reviewsJim tells Spock he needs to unwind; Spock takes his advice. Um, I have no idea what made me write this, but yeah... lol Self-pleasure, afoot!Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-1-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete35. Zombie Sheep reviewsWhen zombie sheep threaten to take over the Enterprise, Scotty takes it upon himself to defend her. Written to fill a prompt for st xi kink meme over at LJ.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-10 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete36. To Dream reviewsKirk reflects on his dreams and regards the Freudian dream theory. Rated for mentions of certain parts of anatomy, but it's nothing too bad.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete37. Peppermint Patties reviewsPart III of my Peppermint series! There will be another part after this, too! This is very much rated M, so don't even click the link if you don't like guy/guy smexings. lol You've been warned!Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-17-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete38. Candy Canes reviewsJim celebrates Hanukkah but loves candy canes. Part II in my peppermint series. Part I was Peppermint Candies This is heavy M, guy/guy, blah blah. If you don't like, don't click the link, kthnx. :DStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-16-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete39. Peppermint Candies reviewsKirk loves peppermint candies and now he's got Spock involved. What madness will ensue! I wrote this at 2 am, btw. lol Rating for SLASH. Guy-on-guy, people. If that's not your fancy, stay away from this story.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-9-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete40. The Challenge with Changelings reviewsSo this is eventually rated M, but this is just a teaser, so I'll call it T. My friend made me do this. I apologize whole-heartedly.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete41. Transferred: Amy's POV » reviews2 American witches are sent to Hogwarts as news of Voldmort's return turns Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore into the laughing stocks of the wizarding world. Can they help or will their antics just get everyone into even more trouble? Set in book 5.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 1-3-1042. Good reviewsWhat will it take for Booth to admit that Zach really isn't that bad? Please read the note inside. Warning: SLASH, male/male, SEX. I don't know how to make it clearer. :PBones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-28-09 - S. Booth & Zach A. - Complete43. Bowling » reviewsAfter a long week at work, all Hodgins wants to do is relax at home. But his boyfriend isn't letting him, and insists that they go bowling. Disclaimer: I definitely don't own Bones, though I kinda wish I did. Rating changed for light cursing in ch 2.Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-8-09 - Published: 12-7-09 - Zach A. & J. Hodgins - Complete44. Interrupted reviewsHedwig interrupts Harry and Draco on multiple occasions. This contains adult concepts and M/M relations. Don't read if you don't like.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-30-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete45. InSchoolSuspension reviewsHogwarts has started a new program called In-School-Suspension. And Harry has it...Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-28-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete46. Drive reviewsJedediah and Octavius realize their feelings for one another... and Jed lets Octavius drive one night. Warnings: SEX. M/M. Jed/Octavius If you don't like that stuff, don't read it!Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-18-09 - Jededaiah S. & Octavius G. - Complete47. Draco Malfoy and the Grey Hair of Doom reviewsCrackfic alert! Draco discovers a grey hair marring his perfect appearance as he's leaving Potions one afternoon. Read to find out what happens to the Slytherin Ice Prince as he copes with this disaster.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-25-08 - Draco M. & Pansy P. - Complete48. Stopping to Watch You on a Snowy Evening reviewsTake on Robert Frost's "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening." Harry's POV about Draco. My first ever poem, even though I hate writing poetry.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-17-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete49. Two Slytherins reviewsBoth Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are now teaching at Hogwarts. What happens when their sons, who are both in Slytherin, encounter each other in the corridor? APSM with side HPDMHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 1-12-08 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete50. Stargazing reviewsDraco always had enjoyed gazing at the stars... HPDM Review please! [COMPLETE]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-21-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete51. Excuse Me For Staring, Potter reviewsJust something I wrote so that you guys didn't think I was dead! lol This has no plot and it was about 11 o'clock at night when I wrote it. Basically, Draco walks in on Harry in the locker rooms as he's getting dressed. Not much to tell. Read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-19-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete52. Harry Potter Periodic Table of Elements reviewsA list of elements on the periodic table. That is, the Harry Potter version. lolHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-17-07 - Harry P. - Complete53. Skipping reviewsDraco Malfoy has been skipping classes. What happens when he catches Hermione Granger doing the same? Rated M for sexual content. Cute ending.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 8-15-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete54. Well, that was hot reviewsAs told by Hermione Granger. I got bored last night forgive me, for this is what came out. lol Hermione walks in on an interesting scene...Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-13-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete55. Telling the Truth reviewsRon lies about stealing Hermione's Potions essay. She gets angry and confides in Harry for help. He gives it. Ron, in the end, tells Hermione the truth. YAY! Happy ending! lol Written as a request for starthehedgecat! RWHGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete56. Someone Like You reviewsJust something weird... Malfoy corners Harry in the Quidditch showers one day and tells him how he really feels... Slash ensues. Slash: HPDM Not BETAedHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-18-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete57. Fantasy Worlds reviewsUh, just something I wrote while I was bored. It's very angsty and philosophical, and I'm sorry to those I offend. Harry is just a boy caught up in a fantasy world who needs to come back to reality. AngstPhilosophicalCharacter DeathHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-2-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete58. Quidditch Talk and LoveMaking reviewsHarry and Malfoy naturally get into a fight about Quidditch. And after having an erotic dream about Malfoy, Harry actually has it granted... Just, not the Quidditch part. lol Sucky summary, good story at least, that's what you have to decide! R&R! HPDMHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-2-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete