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| Faithful Wheezy |
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter. AIM: faithful wheezy / EMAIL: faithfulwheezy@aim.com August 1, 2010 Most importantly, I have re-edited and improved Arithmancy slightly. If you feel like giving it a read (either for the first time or to refresh your memory), I won't be half as embarrassed. Haha! And I just took down a few of my older oneshots: It's not that hard to use a beater, Crush, and Devilish Cupids. It saddened me to do so, but I felt like I needed to. I renamed Different to Postumus Filius, which means "The Last Son." "Dobby knows, sir! Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy—" - pg 490, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, US edition ABOUT ME Name Starlie Birthday September 1st School status Senior in high school Favorite Harry Potter Quote "It's now or never, isn't it?" --Ron Weasley Ship Ron/Hermione; Neville/Luna (even though that's been shot); Katie/Fred; Lily/James. Oh! And Quirrel/Voldemort bromance. Haha Plans I plan on experimenting with other ships that fascinate me, such as Draco/Hermione and Fred/Hermione. Once I've gotten The Incredibly Deep & Eloquent Diary of Katie Bell and Muggle Studies in a comfortable spot, I plan on writing some darker pieces to expand my genres. ABOUT MY STORIES Generally romance & humor. I am experimenting to see how good of a hand I am with angst & tragedy, however. Apart from my regular multi-chapters and one shots, I have two series in progress: Sincerely Slytherins (The Fire Blaises, The skin of his left arm, and Cold Truth) and Genuinely Gryffindors. The stories within the respective series don't need to be read in any order. The series explore certain people in the aforementioned houses as they come to terms with certain aspects of their lives, and what being sorted into that House means to them. WORK IN PROGRESS The Incredibly Deep & Eloquent Diary of Katie Bell Romance/Humor It started out one fateful Christmas Day when Katie received a diary as a gift from Alicia. Katie doesn't open up to anyone: not her mother, not her friends, & certainly not to herself—but the carefully constructed world she hides behind a demeanor of carelessness and frivolity slowly comes apart as she begins to finally face the secret horrors that she's been hiding from herself, secret horrors that include a certain red-headed fellow... but what will happen when her diary falls into someone else's hands? Muggle Studies Romance/Humor, may have traces of Angst/Tragedy It is the Golden Trio's seventh and last year, and Ron and Hermione are continuing their relationship which was sown together by the wonderful handiwork of the Godfather Gang the year previously. When Ron finds out that Hermione is Head Girl, he is of course pleasantly surprised—until he finds out that the Head Boy is none other than Ernie McMillan. With his girlfriend and Ernie getting a tower all to themselves, Ron's jealousy and paranoia begins to grow and grow—and while everyone thinks that Ron simply has problems, nobody suspects that Ron may actually be on to something, until it's almost too late. As if that weren't enough trouble, there is a looming threat from someone awaiting his comeuppance, and a certain almost-Gryffindor-Keeper who has been held back due to "mental problems." So with the help of the Godfather Gang, Ron and Harry decide to teach Ernie a lesson, and combined with two new batty professors, strange seventh year traditions that they've never heard about before, and exhausting Muggle Studies projects, their last year is a year they most likely will never forget. COMING SOON A Long December Romance/Humor/Angst When given the chance to experience the Yule Ball again, will Ron and Hermione come to their senses... and do what should have happened three years previously? Set in the seventh year. Non-DH compatible, may have some references. Too Much of a Good Thing As Slughorn once said: "Too much of a good thing, you know... highly toxic in large quantities." James always thought Lily was too good to be true, and after he finally gets her, he's starting to think that he may have been right after all. But the Marauders have learned to love Lily and do everything in their power to get James to want Lily again, with disastrous outcomes. Helplessly Yours Pansy starts to become immensely impatient with Draco. She wants him to love her as much as she loves him, and makes Draco a love potion to speed the process along. However, this love potion doesn't make the drinker fall in love with the caster. It makes the drinker fall in love with the first person he or she sees. So when Draco takes the potion in the Great Hall, and Hermione comes walking by, what started out as a simple plan aimed at one person starts becoming a bit... complicated. Genuinely Gryffindors: Forgotten Why is it always Neville who seems to be forgotten in everything? Why is he always hurt in one thing or another? Why is it always him? And most importantly, why was he sorted into Gryffindor, when everybody else thought he was headed down a one-way street to Hufflepuff? What is it about Trevor that is so special to Neville? And why am I asking so many questions? Sincerely Slytherins: Green When Snape was dying, the original panic that was in him felt as though it was erased almost immediately, once the memory of someone special to him soothed his soul, leaving a dying memory of a certain color... | |||||||
1. There lay an invincible summer reviewsSeverus Snape sits on a swing the day after Lily's death. One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-10 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete2. Aparecium reviewsA spell that reveals invisible ink. A series of drabbles from the missing moments throughout the entire Harry Potter series concerning fluff, friendship, romance, angst, and family love. R/Hr, H/G, JP/LE, NT/RL, RW/SM, Marauders galore.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-13-10 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.3. Muggle Studies » reviewsIt was a class he didn't intend on taking, granted, but what could go wrong when it's an extra class with your girlfriend? Too many things, apparently… can Ron and Hermione's relationship survive the year? Sequel to Arithmancy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,090 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-11-10 - Published: 7-14-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G.4. The Incredibly Deep & Eloquent Diary of Katie Bell » reviewsOriginally published as "Dear Diary." When Katie reluctantly begins to use the diary she received for Christmas, she begins to come to understandings of her own. But when it falls into the wrong hands, what will come out of it?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-5-10 - Published: 7-12-10 - Katie B. & Fred W.5. The skin of his left arm reviewsDraco pulled the covers around himself tighter, his pillowcase feeling damp from his salty tears. A wet trail streaked across his pale face: down his nose, across his cheeks, down the sides of his lips. He wanted so dearly to give up. One shotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-2-10 - Draco M. & Narcissa M. - Complete6. Superstitions of a blushing bride reviewsHermione Granger has earned a reputation for being logical—which contradicts her secret habit for superstition. So, she doesn't feel safe marrying without something old, new, borrowed, and blue, but she's only got an hour until her wedding to find them...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-30-10 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete7. No one quite like you » reviewsNeville and Luna meet at the Yule Ball, and they can't honestly say they've met anyone quite like each other. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-20-10 - Published: 1-22-06 - Luna L. & Neville L. - Complete8. I'll see you later reviewsHe remembered the last time he saw Fred's face. "I'll see you later," he'd said confidently... but even as he walked away, George felt in his heart that both of them knew that one of them wouldn't make it. One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-1-07 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete9. Whoever catches the bouquet reviewsYou know how the saying goes. If you catch the bouquet, you marry next. Also, everyone seems to forget to lock their bathroom doors... A Ron and Hermione one shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 8-18-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete10. There you'll be reviewsGeorge speaks of his twin at the funeral. Songfic to 'There You'll Be' sung by Faith Hill. An angsty Weasley family one shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-26-07 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete11. Arithmancy » reviewsWhat starts out as a harmless plan to get Ron and Hermione together leads to a semester of detention, mind-reading, revenge, an accidental sex change, literal insanity, and a dumb Arithmancy textbook. In other words: not a harmless plan at all. CompleteHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,440 - Reviews: 243 - Updated: 7-4-07 - Published: 12-30-05 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete12. Veritaserum or Imperius reviewsThe Death Eaters all gather in Voldemort's Lair to play truth or dare, Death Eater Style. It can actually get slightly disturbing. One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-15-07 - Voldemort - Complete13. Sincerely Slytherins: Cold Truth reviewsWhy do you think Voldemort chose to kidnap Florean Fortescue? Part of the Sincerely Slytherins series.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-4-06 - Voldemort - Complete14. Sincerely Slytherins: The Fire Blaises reviewsDeep down, Blaise Zabini had always wanted to be a Gryffindor, in an effort searching for family. Part of the Sincerely Slytherin series.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-18-06 - Blaise Z. - Complete15. Picture Perfect » reviewsThis story is a challenge set by Omnicat. The Fat Lady and Sir Cadogan highly dislike each other. So when their portraits are set next to each other, they have to learn how to get along. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-6-06 - Published: 2-5-06 - The Fat Lady - Complete16. Postumus Filius reviewsThe Last Son. He became more distant with the family. He was not quite the same person he was when he was young, back when he was... not quite carefree, but at least, happy. One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-23-06 - Molly W. & Ron W. - Complete17. Filch the Caretaker reviewsA parody to Frosty the Snowman, featuring our favorite janitor Filch. One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-28-05 - Argus F. - Complete18. Ke3per Boi reviewsRon was a boy. Hermione was a girl. And he didn't notice. A horrible parody to 'Sk8er Boi,' sung by Avril Lavigne. One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-27-05 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete19. Enchanted Bells reviewsMerry Christmas from our favorite Hogwarts couples! A loose fluffy romantic parody on Jingle Bells. One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-24-05 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
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