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Gloria: What is this place? Melman: San Diego! This time, I'm 40% sure. Name=IFA(Insky Forest Azure) FableBindiya(a colored dot). The friendly can reduce it to Ifa, Fab, Fabl, Bindy(*bro fist* to Girlink), etc. fiendly can divide it by 0. ;))

I RP & occasionally read. I'm a self proclaimed Maharani/Shahanshabanu(minus Maha & Shahan) of a forum with bomb a diggity RP'ing! The 1st chat still being used for exactly 4 years this Nov! ... Swag!

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AriaRose7 shares this account⃘⃘⃘ but she doesn't use it.

But she might not share it in the future. Depends if I feel like changing my PW.

I don't know why anyone would stay with this site. There are many more decent sites like AO3. But atleast the captcha changed to a short one! Phew!

My - ;'''-,'',-''';- favorite stories

and favorite {"."."..;;.."."."} authors are always

automatically ;",.,',--,."; the same number.

Until )) lately. Go figure!

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Worry about the lyrics later." - ButterflyIAH can't remember xP _ "One of the things I've learned along that path is that mercy can only be expected of the strong. Remember that. Cruelty is only ever a sign of weakness." - Butterfly, Asyre ABC's "Be true to yourself and the rest will follow"? - Butterfly _ "Comedy is your thing without a [something-something]" - Chill-C (review for my old story) *I mentioned getting an A* Crosswire: EPIC WIN! FATALITY Seifer201: I think Cross means, "Good Job, Ifab, keep it up" Crosswire: Thank you for translating! _"Did you just call me a kitty?"- Neku, Asyre School_ "They're all heavy. My truck was scraping the road" - Lycan's char "Oh nothing, you'll get used to here soon enough. Much like with lions, don't feed the Muras."-- School Asyre RPG 0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o "My what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look this one's late. But I'll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all" - Mulan _"That you have only conquered me, but not won my heart yet⃘⃘⃘ you should have at least tried to know what really happened. But the truth is that you are far removed from reality. You do not know how to win hearts. To do that, you need to look into their minds, discover their little pleasures and sorrows. And win their trust. Be one with their heartbeat! And the day you will succeed in doing that, you will rule my heart." - Jodha to Jalaluddin Akbhar,"The setting sun is still a sun." - Sujamal -- Jodhaa Akbar _"You said I was a 0 Something tobe proud of, 0 was invented in India. Everything that clashes with 0 is reduced to 0."Aaraksha(translated & paraphrased) _"Just go with the waves and eventually you'll hit the beach"A Different World _"The Light which puts out our darkness is darkness to us. Only that day dawns to which we are awake. There is more day to dawn. The sun is but a morning star." - David Henry Thoreau _ "Life is a game, play it...Life is too precious, do not destroy it." - Mother Theresa _ "Surrender to your talents" - Seven Series ( translated) _ Harry: I don’t understand you, Kreacher. Voldemort tried to kill you, Regulus died to bring Voldemort down, but you were still happy to betray Sirius to Voldemort? You were happy to go to Narcissa and Bellatrix, and pass information to Voldemort through them …Hermione: Harry, Kreacher doesn’t think like that. He’s a slave; house-elves are used to bad, even brutal treatment; what Voldemort did to Kreacher wasn’t that far out of the common way. What do wizard wars mean to an elf like Kreacher? He’s loyal to people who are kind to him⃘⃘⃘ I’ve said all along that wizards would pay for how they treat house-elves. Well, Voldemort did … and so did Sirius. _ “Yes, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice.”Yoda_ "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say."Ralph Waldo Emerson " _ Lu Yan: It is said that master and student walk side-by-side, sharing their fate, until they go their separate ways. _Jason Tripitikas: I'll never forget you. Lin Yun: That is true immortality.Forbidden Kingdom "Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously."G.K. Chesterton _ "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music that he hears, however measured or far away."Henry David Thoreau_ "We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now."Martin Luther King Jr _“The accomplice to the crime of corruption is frequently our own indifference”Bess Myerso _"Pursue excellence, and success will follow, pants down."Three Idiots _ "Fairytales aren't there to teach children about monsters and villains. They're there to teach children monsters and villains can be stopped."Release of Terror _ "Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new."Henry David Thoreau "If you can't trust anyone else, trust God."Taylor E. Synder _ "Wise men put their trust in ideas & not in circumstances."Unknown _"If you can't trust anyone else, trust God."Taylor E. Synder _"It's not about who is real {to your face} It's about who stays real {behind your back}"Unknown_ "Most of the problems in life are because of 2 reasons: 1: We act without thinking 2: We think without acting".Unknown _ "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift" Master Oogway, Kung Fu Panda " o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o "Don't be part of the pollution be part of the solution"Captain Planet _The best alternative to petroleum, that can reverse Global Warning[http://peswiki.com/index.php/Directory:Cannabis_Hemp_as_a_Global_Warming_Solution, but was reversed by greedy compaines & politics[http://pr.cannazine.co.uk/20080530313/cannabis-news/cannabis-hemp-only-viable-option-to-oil-dependency.html]⃘⃘⃘"Spill Baby Spill!" _ If you think the Captain Planet series should be brought back for an older audience(13) with awesome jewelery & an aether planateer; when Global Warming's an issue, copy&paste! Sign too! _ "When I am king, they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books; for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved"Prince and The Pauper _"Don't let anyone have any power over you unless you permit it. Your time is too precious to be sacrificed in wasted days combating the menial forces of hate, jealously, and envy. Guard your fragile life carefully. Only God can shape a flower, but any foolish child can pull it to pieces.” - Og Mandino [http://bullyonline.org/workbully/standup.htm] "But do not name it my friend, for it's like water; nothing can overcome water, yet it can overcome rock. It does not fight; it moves around the opponent, boneless, nameless. The true master dwells within. Only you can be free."Silent Monk,Forbidden Kingdom[http://bullyonline.org/related/cyber.htm] _"These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on brain. If one such machine they would have made, we would have come to know this is not a suicide but a Murder."3 Idiots [http://www.bullyonline.org/schoolbully/cases.htm#Survivor] _ "I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not" "Be who you are, say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter."?[http://bullyonline.org/workbully/bully.htm#Target_selection] _ * If it's serious or you wish to report cyber-bullying/harassment, go here:{http://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx} _"You have to keep smiling or else the trolls will get you!"Are You Afraid of The later Years Dark: The LaterEpisodeII[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1] _ "Two reasons why we don't trust people: 1: We don't know them... 2: WE ALREADY KNOW THEM!"Kiven o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o"You
"Super Nintendo Chalmers"Ralph, The Simpsons _ "You just got poned!"=Ponyboy, Tulsa Troop _ Dumbledore: What ayou monkeys up to? Studying for class? Harry: No, we're invading professor Snape's privacy by reding his personal diary which we stole from his room! Dumbledore:... But you don't have any prunes, do you? Harry:Im afraid not⃘⃘⃘ Dumbledore: I'm very disappointed in you Harry⃘⃘⃘" *Dumbledore flies up* "Make a wish!"Harry Potter Puppet Pals _ "Like leap year, once awhile he is in a good mood "Gyan, Saas Bina Sasural (translated) _ Officer: Where do you live? Frank Fencepost: I live where the land meets the sky where the eagle and raven fly free. I live under the sun and moon. Officer: Where do you live? Silas Crow: *Shy, polite smile* I'm his neighbor! = Dance me outside _ "Once again I'm saved by the miracle of⃘⃘⃘ lasana!" _"Avoid fruits and nuts: after all, you are what you eat." Garfield _"Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2"Chief Wiggum "We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy."=Milhouse "Thank you, steal again."=Apu (telling a bedtime story)"Lisa wake up this is the good part!"=Homer==The Simpsons _ "There's a party in jail!"Golmaal3 _ *Johnny's cellphone rings while Vicky, Anuj, & Johnny are rushing through the forest* Inspector: Where are you? Johnny: Your wasting my battery. I'm in the 10th century BC. Want to come?Fun2shh _ "Well well, Wheeler is the real troublemaker. Hey arson is a crime! And it's a leading cause of Global warming!"Ma-Ti, By All Your Powers Combine _ “Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing …”Yoda _ Jason Tripitikas: He needs wine. It's his elixir. Medicine Monk: We will send a walking monk. Lu Yan: Don't you have a running monk?Forbidden Kingdom _ Julien": *Mort wants to go on the plane* Stop him! He's carrying scissors and hand cream!" _ Zuba: Love transcends all boundaries. We are here to celebrate such a love. Do you two take each other for better or worse? Skipper: For better, please. _ Alex: I wanna prove to my dad that I'm a *real* lion. Marty: As opposed, to a *chocolate* lion! _ Skipper: Higher mammal! We shall require use of your opposibles! *Phil curses in sign language*Mason: Phil! I ought to wash your hands out with soap. _ Julien: Whatever happened to the separation of the classes? Maurice I'm sure this whole democracy thing is just a fad." Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa _ "You're like Garfield on a Monday"Hermione, A Very Potter Musical _ "Come to the Starkids side, we have redvines!"Starkids _ "We are the knights that say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing"Knights of Ni. "And as one legendary journey ended for the Traveler, so did another journey begin."Lu Yan, Forbidden Kingdom _"Huh dear, he's got the leading role of the play? :D What, he's Cinderella?! :0" = Keeping Up Appearances _ "So maybe I've gotten everything that I wanted But I think that I might have made it so When I said no, no, no To status quo" = Starkid 0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o "If all studying was rewarded with pizza, then Charles Barkley would have won a Nobel Prize."narrator _ "I believed in good luck, I just never believed it would happen to me!"narrator _ "There's no such thing as lucky socks. It's like believing in 4 leaf clovers, shooting stars, & Micheal Lando,"Greg _ "Being impeached taught me to only make promises I could keep. I'll promise to eat pizza and watch the Knicks."narrator _ "It not only made a difference it made a dollar _narrator" _ Jerome: Little dude from across the street let me hold your dollar. Narrator: When someone asks to hold your dolar while you're being robbed, you aren't getting it back." *Armed robber enters store "Let me hold your cash register."* _ "You can get anywhere with a pizza box. That's how...'Sarah Palin plans to get in the White House, 2012"Narrator _ "Tanya might be a menace to society but she was still a little girl"narrator _ Chris: *seeing a car jacker come up * Vanessa watch out!" *After Vanessa drives away* Car Jacker: Man you owe me a car! _ "Tattaglia was the poor Italian neighborhood on the other side of town. It was like Bed-Stuy, take out the gangs and put in the mafia." _ *Caruso holds open a locker door, Chris or Greg walks in *Everybody Hates Chris o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 This must be from Everybody Hates Chris : o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so,that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing anbreak your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0o 0 o My philosophy o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o "Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense."

"If you throw skittles at me and say TASTE THE RAINBOW, I'm going to throw a stapler at you and say, WOW THAT'S A LOW PRICE! :)"

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

Caution: Underestimate me at your own risk!

YOLO!

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