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Author has written 39 stories for Bible, Phantom of the Opera, Great Mouse Detective, Invader Zim, Edward Scissorhands, Horton Hears a Who, Twilight Zone, Looney Tunes, Little Mermaid, Transformers, Grim and Evil, and Portal. Hello all and welcome to my humble profile. My name is... well... It's confidential you understand, top-secret security stuff and all that rot... but my penname is HeCallsMeHisChild. I tend to write very dark stories, in which the characters despair of their situation, until some small spark of hope finds its way in. I've found that hope can only be truly appreciated once you've been through the pit of despair, and this is reflected in my writing. I love reading and writing, and discovering this site made me so happy (and simultaneously annoyed with the friend who introduced me to it, EndlessMemories). I am completely and totally addicted to writing Invader Zim stories, however I've decided to wrap that up and take an indefinite break from the Zim category. Anyway, after this mindless rambling, my only hope is that you will read my stories and find something good in them. I will not put up my favorite movies or favorite books simply because the list is too darn long, and you're not here to find out what books or movies I like, am I correct? Well, even if I'm not, I'm not putting them here, so deal with it! What? Oh stop with the puppy dog eyes. They never work y'know. I said stop. Doggone you stop it! sigh Oh alright. I'll post a few of my likes. Whatever. Authors: Bill Myers, Karen Hancock, Kathy Tyers, Ted Dekker, Stephen Lawhead, and Walter Wangerin Jr. Incidentally, my two favorite books are by that last author, and are called The Book of the Dun Cow and The Book of Sorrows. READ THEM. Music: Zoegirl, Flogging Molly, Jars of Clay, Flyleaf, Within Temptation, Michael Kelley Blanchard, Marty Goetz, Kathy Mattea, Three Dog Night, Nightwish, Beatles, Queen, and John Williams soundtracks. Interests/hobbies: I crochet a lot, and it can actually be a good money-maker and a great gift idea. I love to write, mainly because I've loved to read all my life. Mostly I deal in fiction, fantasy, and sci-fi books, but occasionally I'll take up the odd silly-plot book just to unwind from the tension of the others. I do NOT like non-fiction. Mostly. And I am more likely to leap on a bargain book sale than the latest clothing-store blowout. Oh yeah, and as a hobby, I try to keep my sanity intact which, in my household, is more difficult than it sounds. =D Quotes: How odd of God to choose the Jews. But not so odd as those who choose a Jewish God and spurn the Jews.--unsure Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.--Forrest Gump Life is a great, big canvas. Throw all the paint on it you can. --Danny Kaye. Go and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self! --Invader Zim. (who else?) What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. --Ralph Waldo Emerson. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. --Frieda Norris. When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?" --Henry Rollins. Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it. --Chinese proverb. I have DeviantArt. I don't claim to be the best, but I doodle and color in and submit, so... www.hecallsmehischild.deviantart.com. | |||||||
1. Talen » reviewsYou think you know why I did what I did, to Ariel. To Triton. To all of them. But you don't know. Nobody does. In the moment between life and death, it all replays, and you will know the truth.Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-9-12 - Published: 10-12-11 - Complete2. Possessed » reviewsWith Dib branded as Irken property and Zim locked deep inside Membrane labs, two wills grapple with the loss of their freedom and question their ability to endure when they don't even possess their own names.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 8-18-11 - Published: 4-28-10 - Dib & Zim3. Elyon » reviewsSequel to Ayam. In the wake of Zim's execution, a new belief is spreading like a weed. Red intends to uproot every last bit of it, but nightmares trouble his sleep, and a new ability leaves him questioning his sanity.Crossover - Bible & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-14-11 - Published: 5-25-11 - Jesus & Red4. Cirque Chronicles Part 1 Capture » reviewsZim was just planning a typical daily plan for domination...who knew so much could change in a day, especially when the Cirque de Defect are claiming him as a bounty? Collaboration with CJBTDI. Humor, Drama, and Hurt/Comfort ensues.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-11-11 - Published: 12-11-10 - Zim & Dib5. Rules of Survival » reviewsThe Looney Toons. Crazy, kooky, funny, lovable characters, or broken individuals with dark psychological pasts? The real story behind several of our favorite Loony Toons.Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-3-11 - Published: 11-11-096. Marbles and Screws » reviewsZim is fed up with GIR's insanity and decides to fix it for good. But when he opens GIR's head and takes out the garbage, he realizes there's more to GIR's circuitry than meets the eye. Sequel to Pennies & Paperclips.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,105 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-2-10 - Published: 2-10-10 - Gir & Zim - Complete7. Ayam » reviews"What is this?" He screamed. "Who are you! Who are you! WHO ARE YOU!" The answer may be more than Zim bargained for.Crossover - Bible & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,443 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-20-10 - Published: 8-2-10 - Jesus & Zim - Complete8. It's Just Survival reviewsZim and Dib are transported back to the Donner Party Expedition. With Zim taunting Dib's human frailty every step of the way, there's only so much Dib can take before things start to get... tasty. Oneshot.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-26-10 - Zim & Dib - Complete9. Just Here Today reviewsA oneshot for Notgonnadie's contest on DA, it's based on her Little Zim comic. What happens to Zim when Dib isn't home?Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-19-10 - Prof. Membrane & Zim10. Still Alive reviewsConquerors look down on the integration of the new species, but just who has been conquered? One shot.Crossover - Invader Zim & Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-10 - Complete11. Black Ties » reviewsZim is caught and exposed. The courts see the trial as a mere formality in condemning him. Who will stand up for an ex-Invader? Final story in the Green Angel/Red Eyes/White Demon series. Black Ties.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-17-10 - Published: 3-16-10 - Zim - Complete12. Red Eyes » reviewsIt has been a few months since Zim buried the smeet he found as he wandered the streets. He begins wandering again, searching for other cast-off smeets. Comes after Green Angel and before White Demon.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-15-10 - Published: 3-13-10 - Zim - Complete13. Pennies and Paperclips » reviewsWhys Maneem so sad? I trys to be good, I trys to be smart, but computer says I can't be smart an' I won't grow no more. Maneem's real sad a lot now, did I do something wrong? Or did she get a bad Irkomm message about me?Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-10-10 - Published: 3-7-06 - Gir - Complete14. Mekrelmar » reviewsMekrelmar-Meh-krell-mar-: Disloyal, betrayer, one who commits treason, turncoat. Common definition: Worst possible sort of traitor in history.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,100 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 12-15-09 - Published: 1-21-08 - Zim & Dib - Complete15. We Are Here reviewsCompanion to "This Time." Rudy's point of view. Oneshot.Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-19-09 - Complete16. Beaten reviewsWhen Mandy can't sleep, she wants a story. Simple enough. But her question "Has anyone cheated you, Grim?" gets under Death's skin, and prompts a bitter response about a humiliation that dates back thousands of years. Oneshot.Crossover - Bible & Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-18-09 - Complete17. Machinery Master » reviewsIrkens have always been the masters of machinery, the technological terrors. Or have they? What are these strange vehicles following Zim and Dib? And why have they no drivers? First attempt at crossover. No romance. Possible ZADF.Crossover - Invader Zim & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 10-21-07 - Zim & Optimus Prime - Complete18. Within the Zone reviewsWhat really lies within the Twilight Zone? What drives the strange occurances in the lives of human beings?Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-6-09 - Complete19. This Time reviewsDenial: n an unconscious defense mechanism used to reduce anxiety by denying thoughts, feelings, or facts that are consciously intolerable. oneshotHorton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete20. Amen reviewsThe recluse. The fanatic. The one quick to see demons in every shadow. What drives her obsession? Oneshot.Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-16-08 - Complete21. Skool Assignment » reviewsSeries of short oneshots. Zim has to write a poem? Gee, I wonder what he'd write... update More poem assignments from the cast.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 5-1-08 - Zim & Dib22. Steel and Stone reviewsEvery week it's the same. Every trip is routine. Only, this time, things don't go according to plan. Oneshot. Implied ZADF, not ZADR.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-3-08 - Zim & Prof. Membrane - Complete23. Taht's gr8 111 reviewsWait wait wait... back up," Dib argued, "You can't have a story with both canon and AU, right? I mean, it just contradicts! It's not possible!" Oneshot. I'm taking a huge gamble with the title.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-10-08 - Dib & Zim - Complete24. Song of Songs » reviewsAn in-depth look at the book of Song of Songs. Rated M for mature sexual themes.Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 12-28-0525. The Spider Man » reviewsThe one paranormal creature that he didn't believe in is coming to get him...Note: Has nothing to do with the comic book character.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 6-30-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete26. When Logic Fails » reviewsAfter the Flaversham case, Basil discovers that little Olivia had done more than steal his heart, she's awakened unwanted memories. At the same time, Ratigan is alive and he's about to drop a bombshell on Basil's already fragile world...Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 1-7-06 - Complete27. Maneem » reviewsBetrayed by my leaders. Captured by the enemy. Set free on their terms. Threatened with torture. The feeling of helplessness churns my squeedly spooch. But I am Zim, and I will not be conquered.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,554 - Reviews: 225 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 8-10-07 - Zim - Complete28. Not Our Family » reviewsThis sort of thing happens to other families. Not us. It's impossible. How could I not have seen it? What am I doing wrong? Why can't I fix it?Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 9-3-07 - Dib & Gaz - Complete29. Dib's Worst Nightmare » reviewsHas Dib fallen into the worst possible situation? Is he really trapped on the Massive, with Red and Purple claiming to be his parents? It SEEMS like a ZADR RAPR story... but is it?Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 6-30-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete30. Another Set of Hands » reviewsIn this sequel to Another Set of Eyes, Zim, Gaz, and Dib are intergalactic refugees, on the run from bounty hunters. Zim begins to learn the true meaning of family while Dib comes to accept his alien roots... absolutely no ZADR.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,184 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 5-31-07 - Published: 4-18-06 - Dib & Zim - Complete31. White Demon reviewsOneshot. Comes after Green Angel and Red Eyes. After Zim's experience with the hyuman child, several things have changed, but Dib refuses to believe things with the alien can be different.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-18-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete32. You, Kim reviewsOn contemplating Edward Scissorhands. I don't know how to describe this poem, you'll have to read and judge for yourself.Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-7-06 - Complete33. Green Angel reviewsOneshot Firstperson. It was never the intention of Zim to care for anyone. Zim wanted no one, Zim needed no one. Yet cries of a smeet from a dark alley cracked one Irken's shell...Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 5-19-06 - Zim - Complete34. The Last Word reviewsEven with Earth destroyed, Zim cannot stop until he breaks Dib's spirit. How far will he go to do so? Rated M for violence and gore, lots of gore. Very dark oneshot.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 4-27-06 - Gaz & Dib - Complete35. Shamed reviewsBrief freeverse poem describing the atmosphere Erik grew up in.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-06 - Erik - Complete36. Shattered Mind » reviewsDib has laid out every single thing he will do to Zim and how he will get his hands on the alien, but he didn't count on Zim's intense will to survive, even from the grave...Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 4-16-06 - Published: 3-8-06 - Dib & Zim - Complete37. Another Set of Eyes » reviewsBwahahahaha! I finally have Dib exactly where I want him. He's unarmed, and completely in my power! Aaaaahh, I can just smell the sweet scent of revenge. And revenge I shall have, for I AM ZIM!Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,183 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 3-7-06 - Published: 2-7-06 - Dib & Zim - Complete38. Prostitute to the Nations reviewsEzekiel 16 fleshed out in more descriptive terms, with a little historical fiction mixed in for Ezekiel's reaction. Hearing from God is not an easy thing!Bible - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-06 - Complete
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