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since: 12-22-05, id: 954964, Profile Updated: 12-28-07
country: United States
Author has written 28 stories for Bible, Phantom of the Opera, Great Mouse Detective, Invader Zim, Edward Scissorhands, Horton Hears a Who, Twilight Zone, Transformers, and Grim and Evil.

Hello all and welcome to my humble profile. My name is... well... It's confidential you understand, top-secret security stuff and all that rot... but my penname is HeCallsMeHisChild.

I tend to write very dark stories, in which the characters despair of their situation, until some small spark of hope finds its way in. I've found that hope can only be truly appreciated once you've been through the pit of despair, and this is reflected in my writing.

I love reading and writing, and discovering this site made me so happy (and simultaneously annoyed with the friend who introduced me to it, EndlessMemories). I am completely and totally addicted to writing Invader Zim stories, however I've decided to wrap that up and take an indefinite break from the Zim category.

Anyway, after this mindless rambling, my only hope is that you will read my stories and find something good in them.

I will not put up my favorite movies or favorite books simply because the list is too darn long, and you're not here to find out what books or movies I like, am I correct? Well, even if I'm not, I'm not putting them here, so deal with it!

What? Oh stop with the puppy dog eyes. They never work y'know. I said stop. Doggone you stop it! sigh Oh alright. I'll post a few of my likes. Whatever.

Authors: Bill Myers, Karen Hancock, Kathy Tyers, Ted Dekker, and Stephen Lawhead.

Music: Zoegirl, Flogging Molly, Jars of Clay, Lovin' Spoonful, Mamas and Papas, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Within Temptation, Michael Kelley Blanchard, Marty Goetz, Kathy Mattea, Three Dog Night, Skillet, Nightwish, Beatles, Queen, and John Williams soundtracks.

Interests/hobbies: I crochet a lot, and it can actually be a good money-maker and a great gift idea. I love to write, mainly because I've loved to read all my life. Mostly I deal in fiction, fantasy, and sci-fi books, but occasionally I'll take up the odd silly-plot book just to unwind from the tension of the others. I do NOT like non-fiction. Mostly. And I am more likely to leap on a bargain book sale than the latest clothing-store blowout. Oh yeah, and as a hobby, I try to keep my sanity intact which, in my household, is more difficult than it sounds. =D

Quotes: How odd of God to choose the Jews. But not so odd as those who choose a Jewish God and spurn the Jews.--unsure

Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.--Forrest Gump

Life is a great, big canvas. Throw all the paint on it you can. --Danny Kaye.

Go and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self! --Invader Zim. (who else?)

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. --Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. --Frieda Norris.

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?" --Henry Rollins.

Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it. --Chinese proverb.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
--Chinese proverb.

I have DeviantArt. I don't claim to be the best, but I doodle and color in and submit, so... here.
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1. We Are Here reviews
Companion to "This Time." Rudy's point of view. Oneshot.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-09 - Complete
2. Beaten reviews
When Mandy can't sleep, she wants a story. Simple enough. But her question "Has anyone cheated you, Grim?" gets under Death's skin, and prompts a bitter response about a humiliation that dates back thousands of years. Oneshot.
Crossover - Bible & Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-18-09 - Complete
3. Machinery Master » reviews
Irkens have always been the masters of machinery, the technological terrors. Or have they? What are these strange vehicles following Zim and Dib? And why have they no drivers? First attempt at crossover. No romance. Possible ZADF.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 10-21-07 - Zim & Optimus Prime - Complete
4. Mekrelmar » reviews
Mekrelmar--Meh-krell-mar--: Disloyal, betrayer, one who commits treason, turncoat. Common definition: Worst possible sort of traitor in history.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,010 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 7-20-09 - Published: 1-21-08 - Zim & Dib - Complete
5. Within the Zone reviews
What really lies within the Twilight Zone? What drives the strange occurances in the lives of human beings?
Twilight Zone - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-6-09 - Complete
6. This Time reviews
Denial: n an unconscious defense mechanism used to reduce anxiety by denying thoughts, feelings, or facts that are consciously intolerable. oneshot
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete
7. Amen reviews
The recluse. The fanatic. The one quick to see demons in every shadow. What drives her obsession? Oneshot.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-16-08 - Complete
8. Skool Assignment » reviews
Series of short oneshots. Zim has to write a poem? Gee, I wonder what he'd write... update More poem assignments from the cast.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 5-1-08 - Zim & Dib
9. Steel and Stone reviews
Every week it's the same. Every trip is routine. Only, this time, things don't go according to plan. Oneshot. Implied ZADF, not ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-3-08 - Zim & Prof. Membrane - Complete
10. Taht's gr8 111 reviews
Wait wait wait... back up," Dib argued, "You can't have a story with both canon and AU, right? I mean, it just contradicts! It's not possible!" Oneshot. I'm taking a huge gamble with the title.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-10-08 - Dib & Zim - Complete
11. Song of Songs » reviews
An in-depth look at the book of Song of Songs. Rated M for mature sexual themes.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 12-28-05
12. The Spider Man » reviews
The one paranormal creature that he didn’t believe in is coming to get him...Note: Has nothing to do with the comic book character.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 6-30-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete
13. When Logic Fails » reviews
After the Flaversham case, Basil discovers that little Olivia had done more than steal his heart, she's awakened unwanted memories. At the same time, Ratigan is alive and he's about to drop a bombshell on Basil's already fragile world...
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 1-7-06 - Complete
14. Maneem » reviews
Betrayed by my leaders. Captured by the enemy. Set free on their terms. Threatened with torture. The feeling of helplessness churns my squeedly spooch. But I am Zim, and I will not be conquered.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,554 - Reviews: 210 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 8-10-07 - Zim - Complete
15. Not Our Family » reviews
This sort of thing happens to other families. Not us. It's impossible. How could I not have seen it? What am I doing wrong? Why can't I fix it?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 9-3-07 - Dib & Gaz - Complete
16. Dib's Worst Nightmare » reviews
Has Dib fallen into the worst possible situation? Is he really trapped on the Massive, with Red and Purple claiming to be his parents? It SEEMS like a ZADR RAPR story... but is it?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 6-30-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete
17. Another Set of Hands » reviews
In this sequel to Another Set of Eyes, Zim, Gaz, and Dib are intergalactic refugees, on the run from bounty hunters. Zim begins to learn the true meaning of family while Dib comes to accept his alien roots... absolutely no ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,184 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 5-31-07 - Published: 4-18-06 - Dib & Zim - Complete
18. White Demon reviews
Oneshot sequel to Green Angel. After Zim's experience with the hyuman child, several things change, but Dib refuses to believe the alien has changed.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-18-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete
19. You, Kim reviews
On contemplating Edward Scissorhands. I don't know how to describe this poem, you'll have to read and judge for yourself.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-7-06 - Complete
20. Green Angel reviews
Oneshot Firstperson. It was never the intention of Zim to care for anyone. Zim wanted no one, Zim needed no one. Yet cries of a smeet from a dark alley cracked one Irken's shell...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 5-19-06 - Zim - Complete
21. The Last Word reviews
Even with Earth destroyed, Zim cannot stop until he breaks Dib's spirit. How far will he go to do so? Rated M for violence and gore, lots of gore. Very dark oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-27-06 - Gaz & Dib - Complete
22. Shamed reviews
Brief freeverse poem describing the atmosphere Erik grew up in.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-06 - Erik - Complete
23. Shattered Mind » reviews
Dib has laid out every single thing he will do to Zim and how he will get his hands on the alien, but he didn't count on Zim's intense will to survive, even from the grave...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 4-16-06 - Published: 3-8-06 - Dib & Zim - Complete
24. True Vision » reviews
Sequel to When Logic Fails. Leesha is trying to cope with her blindness in busy London, and Basil is worried about what will happen when he can't take care of her. When his health takes a nosedive, Leesha begins to wonder too...
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-16-06 - Published: 1-31-06
25. Pennies and Paperclips » reviews
Whys Maneem so sad? I trys to be good, I trys to be smart, but computer says I can't be smart an' I won't grow no more. Maneem's real sad a lot now, did I do something wrong? Or did she get a bad Irkomm message about me?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-11-06 - Published: 3-7-06 - Gir - Complete
26. Another Set of Eyes » reviews
Bwahahahaha! I finally have Dib exactly where I want him. He's unarmed, and completely in my power! Aaaaahh, I can just smell the sweet scent of revenge. And revenge I shall have, for I AM ZIM!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,183 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 3-7-06 - Published: 2-7-06 - Dib & Zim - Complete
27. Prostitute to the Nations reviews
Ezekiel 16 fleshed out in more descriptive terms, with a little historical fiction mixed in for Ezekiel's reaction. Hearing from God is not an easy thing!
Bible - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-30-06 - Complete
28. Alone reviews
What happens to the Phantom when Christine leave him to his inner demons?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-06 - Erik - Complete
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