TheBeatBoys21Drifter

Names and 'Responsibilities':

Djour Vaniz, Writer

Jake Leake, Writer

Jeff Stilwell, Editor

Steven "Stevie" Reddington, Editor/Character Template Creator for 'Sensitive Topics'

Jacen "Jace" Grace, Writer/Editor

and James "The Drifter" Dean Anthony, Editor and Profile Manager

Age: 18,15, 18, 16, 22

Date(s) Of Birth: June 5 1990, January 13 1993, November 17, 1992, Sempember 11 1988, December 7 1986, July 4 1990

TheBeatBoys are a group of several begining authors who have blended together to start their writing careers. As they're skills grow, they may depart, taking they're stories with them. But there will always be TheBeatBoys.

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Favorite Quotes:

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS:

Connor and Murphy always pray over their victims
Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand,that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, Et Filii...
they cock their guns
Connor, Murphy: ...Et Spiritus Sancti.
blam

Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
shouts
Rocco: fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Rocco: shouts Fuck it! There's so much shit that pisses me off! You guys should recruit, because I'm sick and fucking tired of walking down the street, waiting for one of these crack-piping, ass-wiping, motherless lowlifes to get me!
Murphy: Hallelujah, Jaffar.
Rocco: Wait, so you're not just talking about mob guys, right? You're talking about pimps and drug dealers and all that shit, right?
Connor: Oh, yeah.
Rocco: Fuck. You guys could do this every goddamn day!
Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Connor: That is nicely put.

Fire alarm goes off, all three cock their weapons, II Duce jumps behind Yakavetta and puts his shotgun to his head. Conner and Murphy jump onto tables
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri
Connor: Et Fili
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti
they execute Yakavetta

Il Duce: When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.

Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.
Doc: What?
Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

CASINO ROYALE (2006):

James Bond: Dry Martini.
Bartender: Oui, monsieur.
James Bond: Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.
Bartender: Yes, sir.
Tomelli: You know, I'll have one of those.
Infante: So will I.
Bartender: Certainly.
Felix Leiter: My friend, bring me one as well, keep the fruit.
Le Chiffre: annoyed That's it? Hm? Anyone want to play poker now?
Felix Leiter: Someone's in a hurry.

M: Who the hell do they think they are? I report to the Prime Minister and even he's smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, ass-covering prigs? They don't care what we do; they care what we get photographed doing. And how the hell could Bond be so stupid? I give him double-O status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy. Is the man deranged? And where the hell is he? In the old days if an agent did something that embarrassing he'd have a good sense to defect. Christ, I miss the Cold War.

Vesper Lynd: You're not going to let me in there. You've got your armour back on. That's that.
James Bond: I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours.

Vesper Lynd: It doesn't bother you; killing all those people?
James Bond: Well I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did.

THE PUNISHER:

last lines

Frank Castle: I leave this as a declaration of intent - so no one will be confused.
Frank Castle: 1. "Sic vis pacem parabellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Sic vis pacem parabellum - If you want peace, prepare for war."
Frank Castle: 2. Frank Castle is dead. He died with his family.
Frank Castle: 3. In certain, extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue - natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment.

The Punisher: Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me The Punisher.

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN:

Gen. George C. Marshall: I have here a very old letter, written to a Mrs. Bixby in Boston, now bear with me. It reads: "Dear Madam: I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant-General of Massachusetts that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle. I feel how weak and fruitless must be any words of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering to you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save. I pray that our heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom. Yours very sincerely and respectfully, Abraham Lincoln."

Favorite Game(s): MASS EFFECT 1 & 2, STARWARS: KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC, DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS, CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2, TOM CLNCEY'S RAINBOW SIX: VEGAS 2, KINGDOM HEARTS I & II, Tom Clancey's SPLINTER CELL: Double Agent.

Favorite Books: DRAGONLANCE CHRONICLES, REDWALL SERIES, The Wheel of Time Saga, Any James Bond book, Flags Of Our Fathers, War And Peace, Rainbow Six, Paitriot Games, Dreamcather, O'Mel Fitspatric Donam's Kindom, Dark Tower Series, IT, Monkey's Middle, The Godfather, How To Be A Mad Man, The Black Crusade, Blood And Chocolate, All The Kings Men, The Good Book, The Book Of Mathias, and Silent Nights.

Favorite Band(s): AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Airbourne, KISS, SLIPKNOT, (some) Kansas, The Allman Brothers Band, Bang Comaro, Elvis, The Eagles, METALLICA , Lynard Skynard, DRAGONFORCE

Favorite Show(s): THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY, THAT 70s SHOW, SUPERNATURAL, FUTURERAMA, INUYASHA (meh), BLEACH (whoot)

Favorite Movies: FRIDAY THE 13TH SAGA, WEDDING CRASHERS, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, FUN WITH DICK & JANE--AND ANYTHING ELSE JIM CARRY--CASINO ROYALE, BIG FISH, THE LAST SAMURI, RESIDENT EVIL, JURASSIC PARK trilogy, DREAMCATCHER, BAND OF BROTHERS, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, XXX 1 & 3, THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK 1 & 3, RAMBO.

Stories (Under Review):

The Hound of War:

The drums of war thunder in the deep. The desperation of the times has led to a measure the Vatican and the Empire are reluctant to use, but neither can afford to pass it by. Through opposition and insult, a hero of the past turned villain of the present will become the only hope for a future of peace he himself long ago deemed impossible. They know his name, and they know all too well what he is capable of.