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Author has written 96 stories for Harry Potter, Ratatouille, Hardcastle and McCormick, Man From UNCLE, and I Spy. Um. Hi. Is anyone reading this? cringe Anyway... I'm old enough to know better, WAY too old to be writing fanfic. ...Oh, and my real name is Sarah. My handle is a line Iago says to Roderigo. I write graphic, hardcore h/c (nothing rated above M, though) so if it's not your bag, consider yourself forewarned. I love abusing all my characters - I'm an equal opporunity abuser :D I started out as a baby fan with Hardcastle and McCormick, then cut to twenty years later in the Harry Potter fandom. Then I became a hardcore, dyed-in-the-wool fan of the movie Ratatouille. I highly recommend it. You hear of any Ratatouille fic, please tell me. And... FABULOUS SHOW ALERT! Even more recently, I've become a fan of the wonderfulness that is I Spy. Man from UNCLE, you say? What's that? ;) Seriously, if you like buddy shows, fantastic chemistry, fun and seriousness and great scenery and hot men and the most amazing friendship, start by clicking on this leetle link: http://community.livejournal.com/smallfandomfest/32958.html If you should get hooked, there's a Yahoo group, truetrue, for I Spy: style="border: 0px;" alt="Click to join truetrue"/> Click to join truetrue Or PM me anytime! | |||||
1. Ebony and Ivory » reviewsA series of oneshots in black and white. Latest: Whipping Boy, an AU.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-19-12 - Published: 4-13-10 - Complete2. Whither Thou Goest reviewsKelly and Scotty had to have been partners before the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed. Fluffy driving-through-the-countryside story, and perhaps the only story I've written in this fandom that I'm truly proud of. Beta'ed and improved by Allthinky.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-12 - Complete3. Rackfic Collection » reviewsLongish one-shots based around 'Room with a Rack', the quintessential get-Kelly episode. Latest: How To Comfort A Shellshocked Partner Without Him Knowing You're Doing It .I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-27-12 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete4. For PlaySlash. Kelly crawls into bed on a cold winter's night. Scotty's nice and warm. The End.I Spy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Published: 7-27-12 - Complete5. Nothing More Than Feelings reviewsScotty, Kelly, a locked room. Or cave, to be precise.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-12 - Complete6. Fanfics of 'Cousins' »A collection of missing scenes, epilogues, what-ifs and different POV's of 'Our Right Trusty and Right Well-Beloved Cousins', a wonderful fanfic here on FFN.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,163 - Updated: 7-24-12 - Published: 7-23-127. Cold Comfort reviewsOn the transport home after a disastrous mission, an injured Kelly blames himself after a close friend is killed. Scotty tries to console him as best he can. Standalone epilogue to a fantastic fic on LJ called "The Fragility of That Bright Tomorrow," a prequel to "The Tiger."I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete8. One of Those Nights reviewsKelly has nightmares of shooting at Scotty in the aftermath of Karolyi's brainwashing. In her incredible "Wheat from Chaff", La Dorinda wrote that "some nights, those dream bullets would find their mark." This is one of those nights. Desperately needy and borderline OOC, I think.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete9. Home to Judgment' Missing Scene reviewsBetween the final scene and the tag, after Scotty falls. Warning: this may not be the last of the post-'Judgment' fics...I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete10. Epilogue: The Trouble with Temple, Version 1 reviewsMore of a filler scene between Kelly rescuing Scotty and the tag. He finds out what happened to Scotty, but Scotty won't let him do much about it. Almost as unsatisfying as the show.I Spy - Rated: K - Spanish - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete11. No Big DealLittle aftermath-scene for "This Guy Smith." Scotty changes the dressing on Kelly's arm.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete12. The Gratuitous GetKelly File »All my short stories that have no justification for existing other than to whump Kelly. Slash, gen, episode-related or not - if it's gratuitous Kelly whump with no other redeeming factors, it's in here.I Spy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,996 - Updated: 7-23-12 - Published: 7-19-1213. Sarah's Grab Bag of I Spy Drabbles » reviewsUm - what it says? Gen, slash, h/c, fun, angst, anything and everything; if it's some multiple of 100 words, it's in here.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-23-12 - Published: 2-9-11 - Complete14. Dance of the SugarPlum Fairies reviewsA few days after "A Few Miles West of Nowhere", Scotty gets a migraine. Kelly gets depressed.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete15. True to Type reviewsKelly fights with a broken typewriter. Scotty watches.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete16. Man in the MoonIn which Scotty watches Kelly sleep. Gen, this time around.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete17. Listen And RepeatThe spies, a junior agent, a poolside language lesson.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Published: 7-22-12 - Complete18. Heat HazeMissing scene from 'Sparrowhawk', as they wander in the desert. The heat's making Kelly hallucinate... or is it?I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Published: 7-22-12 - Complete19. A Family ThingA missing scene from "Sophia": after Scotty says to Kelly, "This is a family affair. You just butt out", why does Kelly end up in that tiny car with them after all?I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Published: 7-22-12 - Complete20. Study HallMissing scene from 'Sparrowhawk', between the final scene and the tag, natch.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Published: 7-22-12 - Complete21. No Sacrifice At AllScotty finds out about something Kelly did for him.I Spy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,034 - Published: 7-22-12 - Complete22. Always and Forever reviewsSchmoopy tag to "Blackout." Really - nightmares, every cliche in the book.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-21-12 - Complete23. Fields of Gold reviewsA little epilogue to 'Home to Judgment'.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete24. Impending reviewsTheir glory days are drawing to a close, and Kelly knows it. Missing scene from The Name of the Game - his thoughts, dragging along a Scotty who's been injured too many times.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete25. Fair TradeAlternate version of a scene from 'The Barter', where Kelly is in the next room guarding a defecting professor, and Scotty is almost captured by Russian agents. What if he had been captured?I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete26. Camouflage reviewsScotty tries to wrap his head around that 'No Visitors' clause mentioned at the end of 'Bet Me A Dollar'.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete27. Epilogue: Father Abraham »I just can't get enough of this ep. This is a two-parter. ETA: Three-parter, now! Get-Scotty, because duh.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,222 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete28. FairytaleWhat if Tonia had survived? Would we get a repeat of the scene we saw at the end of 'One Thousand Fine', only with Scotty leaving the service? And where would Kelly fit in?I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete29. News To MeThe fellas, a car, a stakeout.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete30. Servitude reviewsScotty's mom realizes that waiting on others isn't always necessarily a bad thing.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete31. Changing Spots »Two-shot. Preparation and aftermath for a behind-the-Curtain assignment gone awry. Shameless get-Kelly. Slash in Part 2.I Spy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,158 - Published: 7-19-1232. The Unkindest Cut reviewsAlternate scene from 'Sophia'. What if Kelly had been knifed in that fight with the thieving GIs?I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete33. Epilogue: Cops and RobbersUm. What it says? Scotty and Kelly hash out matters of trust.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete34. Incident in a Backwater State reviewsKelly is accused of stealing in a backwater state. Gratuitous Kelly-whump ensues. Formerly titled Police Brutality.I Spy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete35. Sartorial EloquenceKelly notices that Scotty's running low on cash as they're replenishing their wardrobes.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Published: 7-19-1236. Interrupt UsScotty comes up with unusual therapy for Kelly's guilt at the end of "A Cup of Kindness." Gen, just about.I Spy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete37. Rude Awakening reviewsYet another possible post-'Rack' awakening. Scotty POV.I Spy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete38. Congeniality reviewsOn the flight back from 'Rack', Scotty upgrades them to first class.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete39. Break The Clinch, Fellas » reviewsConversations between the guys and the authors, mainly the latter telling the former to tone down the overt affection to 1960s TV-safe levels. Gen so far, & likely sheer crack. First in a series. Open to requests - God knows they elided enough h/c.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-11-12 - Published: 5-19-1240. The Light FantasticKelly teaches Scotty to dance, or tries to. Part of the Dig-Up-Ancient-Fics-From-Email-Sentbox Initiative.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Published: 6-2-12 - Complete41. That Fic Where It's A Deathfic Only Not Really » reviews...which is what happens when you try to think up a title at 4:38AM. Kelly has a really, really, really realistic nightmare. Scotty's there when he wakes up. The End.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-12 - Complete42. Words Get In The Way reviewsSometimes there's nothing you can say. Scotty watches Kelly prepare for a solo assignment.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-12 - Complete43. Home Remedy reviewsWhen Scotty gets sick in a five-star hotel in Thailand, it's not the bevy of beautiful attendants that makes him feel better. Gen, barely.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-11 - Complete44. Compulsion reviewsHarry likes it rough. Trio-fic. Mature. I was told I needed a slash warning, but this is trio-fic, two boys and one girl. Ergo, slash warning.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-7-10 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete45. Silver Lining reviewsRemember Irena, from The Lotus Eater? Just her, walking off into the sunrise.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-10 - Complete46. Performance ReviewRussell Gabriel reviews our favourite field team's performance on the five-year standardized tests to measure agent competence. Filing can be a headache, sometimes.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Published: 8-18-10 - Complete47. Agnus Dei reviewsPrelude to 'Room with a Rack'. If you'll remember, they didn't say the formula was fake... they said it was worthless.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-10 - Complete48. Breaking reviewsRoom with a Rack transcript and fill-in.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,759 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-16-10 - Complete49. Dream A Little Dream Of Me reviewsPost-"Trial by Treehouse." Scotty talks in his sleep.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-10 - Complete50. Shift reviewsCrackfic, pure and simple. Two agents lazing on the beach.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-10 - Complete51. Minor Repairs reviewsTag to Lotus Eater. Kelly goes through withdrawal; Scotty pulls him through. Hello, wallow, it's so nice to have you back where you belong!I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-6-10 - Complete52. Sexual Healing reviewsThreesome between Kelly, Scotty and Lindy from 'Room with a Rack'. Not exactly het, not exactly slash. Le sigh.I Spy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-10 - Complete53. Alone Together reviewsMissing scene to 'The Loser'. There had to be something between the misery of the final scene and the lightness of the tag, no?I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-4-10 - Complete54. Dude Looks Like a Lady reviewsWhat it says. Also known as the Respite-from-Unrelenting-Angst fic.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-10 - Complete55. Nothing Special reviews"Yes..." said Ron softly, "it's the only way...I've got to be taken." Remember that scene from Book One? I was just wondering what he was thinking in between those ellipses. Teeny-tiny Ron POV.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-2-10 - Ron W. - Complete56. The Turing Violation reviewsWhen you get caught at some things, there's no going back. Gen.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-23-10 - Complete57. Shine On, You Crazy Diamond reviewsYou can't always have a happy ending.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-18-10 - Complete58. The Hardest Word reviewsKelly's sorry. Scotty's sick of it.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-10 - Complete59. Blinded By the Light reviewsTag to Mirrors. Kelly looks at the lab in the cold light of day; Scotty sees it for the first time.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-10 - Complete60. Intermezzo reviewsScotty watches Kelly sleep. Slash.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-10 - Complete61. Cuts Both Ways reviewsSometimes friendship can be a liability. A KGB agent tries to make Scotty talk by working on Kelly.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,698 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-10 - Complete62. Eternal Flame reviewsOne brainwashing attempt, two men racked with guilt. Aftermath for It's All Done with Mirrors. Gen, despite the title.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-10 - Complete63. Stars Fell on Alabama reviewsA racially-motivated attempted sexual assault leaves Scotty shaken to the core; Kelly is there to pick up the pieces. *shrug* I live for h/c, what can I say? And it's gen, amazingly enough.I Spy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-11-1064. Hamartia reviewsScotty watches Kelly at a party.I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-10-10 - Complete65. A Question of Taste reviewsMark has a dinner date, Milt settles in with a movie. or something. thank you for hounding me to post it - you know who you are.Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-12-10 - Complete66. Interlude reviewsNS and IK's version of a peaceful New Year's Eve in each other's company. Or reasonable facsimile thereof. Fluff-haters do beware, and HP fans on alert, advance apologies.Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-28-09 - Complete67. PeutÊtre reviewsWe all have secrets we need to keep.Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-31-09 - Complete68. Please Note reviewsWhat was in that note Teddy was going to leave for Mark in The Crystal Duck? Here's my take.Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-09 - Complete69. L'inoculation reviewsAlfredo and Colette take Remy to the vet for his shots. The vet uses the wrong needle. H/c ensues. Hey, what did you expect? Fluffy wallow, so be forewarned.Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-12-0970. Growing to Understand » reviewsAU. A somewhat darker Dumbledore, in corporal-punishment Hogwarts, gives Severus a flogging.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 5-10-09 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete71. Ratatouille: The Challenge » reviewsMy attempt at a sequel to the movie. A Europewide culinary competition is being held, and there are some who will stop at nothing to prevent our heroes from getting there. Finally updated *meep*Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,646 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 9-30-0772. Film Noir reviewsLinguini and Remy watch The Iron Giant on TV. Just a little snippet for all the Brad Bird fans.Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-7-09 - Complete73. Decouverte reviewsRemember that boat on the Seine when Skinner was chasing Remy? Alfredo and Colette take a romantic cruise a year later, and hear the tale of the Flying Rat.Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-12-0974. Endowment reviewsWhat's in a name? Colette pays her cheri a culinary compliment. Exactly-100-word drabble. Naughty.Ratatouille - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete75. Chagrin d'Amour reviewsRon and Harry are a couple. Hermione is rejected... or is she?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-30-09 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete76. The Other reviewsBereavement makes for strange bedfellows, and comfort can come from the most unlikely sources. The story that wrote itself.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-23-08 - George W. & Gregory G. - Complete77. Hors d'Oeuvres » reviewsA few Ratatouille vignettes. I know, I'm obsessed. Sue me.Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-13-08 - Complete78. Pests reviewsAnd don't come back, or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests!" Do you think Linguini hung onto his anger till morning? Me neither.Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete79. L'Amour reviewsThe first of a few stories inspired by lines from the movie. "Just tell me what the rat wants to cook." How does Colette come to accept Remy?Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete80. Merci reviewsCredit where credit's due. A Rémy-Colette moment.Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete81. The Stepford Ratatouille reviewsAlfredo appreciates his unusual family.Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-23-08 - Complete82. When There's A Will reviewsMissing scene. How did Remy get the papers to Linguini after the Great Vespa Chase?Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-3-07 - Complete83. Meals on Wheels reviewsLinguini teaches Colette to skate.Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-20-07 - Complete84. Awakening Remy reviewsRemy is in a coma after an attack. Can he be awoken? Apologies to everyone who has me down as a Potter author. Ratatouille was just so good, I'm obsessed for the foreseeable future.Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-18-07 - Complete85. Rita Gets It reviews"I think you ought to be taught a lesson," Hermione said sternly."What do you mean?" Rita snapped. "You've already told me not to write. I'm not standing for anything more!"Hermione suppressed a smile. "You won't be standing."Spanking smut. The End.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-19-07 - Hermione G. & Rita S. - Complete86. Aura » reviewsAfter the Final Battle,Ron and Hermione, near death, are dumped upon a disgruntled Snape, now working at St. Mungo's. But there is more to the power of their friendship with the BoyWhoLived than he could have imagined.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,355 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 9-8-06 - Severus S. & Harry P.87. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT reviewsIt really is. I commandeered Hermione into reading it.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-31-06 - Complete88. Growing Pains » reviewsWhat if? In any selfrespecting British boarding school, serious infractions are punished by a caning. Even for first years. And going into a bathroom that contains a troll is most definitely a serious infraction, as Harry and Ron are about to find out.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 9-21-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete89. Thoroughly Modern Millie reviewsMillicent Bulstrode is a lesbian. Vignettes from first through sixth year.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-7-06 - Millicent B. - Complete90. Draco Gets a Spanking reviewsWhat if corporal punishment was used at Hogwarts? If Draco Malfoy thinks Severus Snape is going to go easy on him at Hogwarts just because he is his godfather, he's sadly mistaken...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-2-06 - Severus S. & Draco M. - Complete91. Growing On Me reviewsWhat if Hogwarts was a caning school, and Harry incurred a rather harsh punishment? Severus, Harry and Ron star in this standalone sequel to 'Growing Pains', and Hermione and Draco get cameos.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-28-06 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete92. With A Little Help From My Friends » reviewsSet in the summer after PoA. The Dursleys finally give Harry a beating. Ron and Hermione are there for him.Guest starring Molly Weasley and Poppy Pomfrey. Hurt comfort wallow: be forewarned. May be considered fluffy by some.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,408 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 2-1-06 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete93. Scourgify » reviewsUmbridge,with the help of Malfoy,finally gets to use her Permission for Whipping on Ron.Harry blows up,Hermione helps,Ginny does her bit,and the twins and the DA get a cameo.Hurt comfort.Trio friendship.Rated for violence.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,023 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 9-5-06 - Published: 5-24-06 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete94. Throw me a Line » reviewsIn the summer before CoS, Ron finds Harry's back covered with welts. See Abused!Harry. See Ron try to keep Harry's secret. See Hermione try and stop him getting hurt again. See Fred and George get the wrong idea. Hurtcomfort, Trio friendship.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 6-26-06 - Ron W. & Harry P.95. Helping Hand » reviewsRon decides to take Harry's place for Umbridge's detentions and take the abuse for a few days. Hermione helps. Cameos from Neville, Luna, and the rest of the cast. Hurt comfort, so be forewarned. Trio friendship.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,841 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 5-8-06 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete96. They Burn Witches, Don't They? reviewsAU. 16th Century. During the Inquisition, a young witch is saved from burning by two of her friends. Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron. Trio friendship fic. Oneshot. Complete. Hurtcomfort.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-30-06 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete