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since: 12-23-05, id: 955773, Profile Updated: 05-30-10
Author has written 96 stories for Harry Potter, Ratatouille, Hardcastle and McCormick, Man From UNCLE, and I Spy.

Um. Hi. Is anyone reading this? cringe Anyway... I'm old enough to know better, WAY too old to be writing fanfic.

...Oh, and my real name is Sarah. My handle is a line Iago says to Roderigo.

I write graphic, hardcore h/c (nothing rated above M, though) so if it's not your bag, consider yourself forewarned. I love abusing all my characters - I'm an equal opporunity abuser :D

I started out as a baby fan with Hardcastle and McCormick, then cut to twenty years later in the Harry Potter fandom. Then I became a hardcore, dyed-in-the-wool fan of the movie Ratatouille. I highly recommend it. You hear of any Ratatouille fic, please tell me. And...

FABULOUS SHOW ALERT! Even more recently, I've become a fan of the wonderfulness that is I Spy. Man from UNCLE, you say? What's that? ;) Seriously, if you like buddy shows, fantastic chemistry, fun and seriousness and great scenery and hot men and the most amazing friendship, start by clicking on this leetle link:

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1. Ebony and Ivory » reviews
A series of oneshots in black and white. Latest: Whipping Boy, an AU.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-19-12 - Published: 4-13-10 - Complete
2. Whither Thou Goest reviews
Kelly and Scotty had to have been partners before the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed. Fluffy driving-through-the-countryside story, and perhaps the only story I've written in this fandom that I'm truly proud of. Beta'ed and improved by Allthinky.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-9-12 - Complete
3. Rackfic Collection » reviews
Longish one-shots based around 'Room with a Rack', the quintessential get-Kelly episode. Latest: How To Comfort A Shellshocked Partner Without Him Knowing You're Doing It .
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-27-12 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete
4. For Play
Slash. Kelly crawls into bed on a cold winter's night. Scotty's nice and warm. The End.
I Spy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Published: 7-27-12 - Complete
5. Nothing More Than Feelings reviews
Scotty, Kelly, a locked room. Or cave, to be precise.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-12 - Complete
6. Fanfics of 'Cousins' »
A collection of missing scenes, epilogues, what-ifs and different POV's of 'Our Right Trusty and Right Well-Beloved Cousins', a wonderful fanfic here on FFN.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,163 - Updated: 7-24-12 - Published: 7-23-12
7. Cold Comfort reviews
On the transport home after a disastrous mission, an injured Kelly blames himself after a close friend is killed. Scotty tries to console him as best he can. Standalone epilogue to a fantastic fic on LJ called "The Fragility of That Bright Tomorrow," a prequel to "The Tiger."
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete
8. One of Those Nights reviews
Kelly has nightmares of shooting at Scotty in the aftermath of Karolyi's brainwashing. In her incredible "Wheat from Chaff", La Dorinda wrote that "some nights, those dream bullets would find their mark." This is one of those nights. Desperately needy and borderline OOC, I think.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete
9. Home to Judgment' Missing Scene reviews
Between the final scene and the tag, after Scotty falls. Warning: this may not be the last of the post-'Judgment' fics...
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete
10. Epilogue: The Trouble with Temple, Version 1 reviews
More of a filler scene between Kelly rescuing Scotty and the tag. He finds out what happened to Scotty, but Scotty won't let him do much about it. Almost as unsatisfying as the show.
I Spy - Rated: K - Spanish - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete
11. No Big Deal
Little aftermath-scene for "This Guy Smith." Scotty changes the dressing on Kelly's arm.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete
12. The Gratuitous GetKelly File »
All my short stories that have no justification for existing other than to whump Kelly. Slash, gen, episode-related or not - if it's gratuitous Kelly whump with no other redeeming factors, it's in here.
I Spy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,996 - Updated: 7-23-12 - Published: 7-19-12
13. Sarah's Grab Bag of I Spy Drabbles » reviews
Um - what it says? Gen, slash, h/c, fun, angst, anything and everything; if it's some multiple of 100 words, it's in here.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-23-12 - Published: 2-9-11 - Complete
14. Dance of the SugarPlum Fairies reviews
A few days after "A Few Miles West of Nowhere", Scotty gets a migraine. Kelly gets depressed.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete
15. True to Type reviews
Kelly fights with a broken typewriter. Scotty watches.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete
16. Man in the Moon
In which Scotty watches Kelly sleep. Gen, this time around.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Published: 7-23-12 - Complete
17. Listen And Repeat
The spies, a junior agent, a poolside language lesson.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Published: 7-22-12 - Complete
18. Heat Haze
Missing scene from 'Sparrowhawk', as they wander in the desert. The heat's making Kelly hallucinate... or is it?
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Published: 7-22-12 - Complete
19. A Family Thing
A missing scene from "Sophia": after Scotty says to Kelly, "This is a family affair. You just butt out", why does Kelly end up in that tiny car with them after all?
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Published: 7-22-12 - Complete
20. Study Hall
Missing scene from 'Sparrowhawk', between the final scene and the tag, natch.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Published: 7-22-12 - Complete
21. No Sacrifice At All
Scotty finds out about something Kelly did for him.
I Spy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,034 - Published: 7-22-12 - Complete
22. Always and Forever reviews
Schmoopy tag to "Blackout." Really - nightmares, every cliche in the book.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-21-12 - Complete
23. Fields of Gold reviews
A little epilogue to 'Home to Judgment'.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete
24. Impending reviews
Their glory days are drawing to a close, and Kelly knows it. Missing scene from The Name of the Game - his thoughts, dragging along a Scotty who's been injured too many times.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete
25. Fair Trade
Alternate version of a scene from 'The Barter', where Kelly is in the next room guarding a defecting professor, and Scotty is almost captured by Russian agents. What if he had been captured?
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete
26. Camouflage reviews
Scotty tries to wrap his head around that 'No Visitors' clause mentioned at the end of 'Bet Me A Dollar'.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete
27. Epilogue: Father Abraham »
I just can't get enough of this ep. This is a two-parter. ETA: Three-parter, now! Get-Scotty, because duh.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,222 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete
28. Fairytale
What if Tonia had survived? Would we get a repeat of the scene we saw at the end of 'One Thousand Fine', only with Scotty leaving the service? And where would Kelly fit in?
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete
29. News To Me
The fellas, a car, a stakeout.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete
30. Servitude reviews
Scotty's mom realizes that waiting on others isn't always necessarily a bad thing.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete
31. Changing Spots »
Two-shot. Preparation and aftermath for a behind-the-Curtain assignment gone awry. Shameless get-Kelly. Slash in Part 2.
I Spy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,158 - Published: 7-19-12
32. The Unkindest Cut reviews
Alternate scene from 'Sophia'. What if Kelly had been knifed in that fight with the thieving GIs?
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete
33. Epilogue: Cops and Robbers
Um. What it says? Scotty and Kelly hash out matters of trust.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete
34. Incident in a Backwater State reviews
Kelly is accused of stealing in a backwater state. Gratuitous Kelly-whump ensues. Formerly titled Police Brutality.
I Spy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete
35. Sartorial Eloquence
Kelly notices that Scotty's running low on cash as they're replenishing their wardrobes.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Published: 7-19-12
36. Interrupt Us
Scotty comes up with unusual therapy for Kelly's guilt at the end of "A Cup of Kindness." Gen, just about.
I Spy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete
37. Rude Awakening reviews
Yet another possible post-'Rack' awakening. Scotty POV.
I Spy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete
38. Congeniality reviews
On the flight back from 'Rack', Scotty upgrades them to first class.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-12 - Complete
39. Break The Clinch, Fellas » reviews
Conversations between the guys and the authors, mainly the latter telling the former to tone down the overt affection to 1960s TV-safe levels. Gen so far, & likely sheer crack. First in a series. Open to requests - God knows they elided enough h/c.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-11-12 - Published: 5-19-12
40. The Light Fantastic
Kelly teaches Scotty to dance, or tries to. Part of the Dig-Up-Ancient-Fics-From-Email-Sentbox Initiative.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Published: 6-2-12 - Complete
41. That Fic Where It's A Deathfic Only Not Really » reviews
...which is what happens when you try to think up a title at 4:38AM. Kelly has a really, really, really realistic nightmare. Scotty's there when he wakes up. The End.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-12 - Complete
42. Words Get In The Way reviews
Sometimes there's nothing you can say. Scotty watches Kelly prepare for a solo assignment.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-12 - Complete
43. Home Remedy reviews
When Scotty gets sick in a five-star hotel in Thailand, it's not the bevy of beautiful attendants that makes him feel better. Gen, barely.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-11 - Complete
44. Compulsion reviews
Harry likes it rough. Trio-fic. Mature. I was told I needed a slash warning, but this is trio-fic, two boys and one girl. Ergo, slash warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-7-10 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
45. Silver Lining reviews
Remember Irena, from The Lotus Eater? Just her, walking off into the sunrise.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-10 - Complete
46. Performance Review
Russell Gabriel reviews our favourite field team's performance on the five-year standardized tests to measure agent competence. Filing can be a headache, sometimes.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Published: 8-18-10 - Complete
47. Agnus Dei reviews
Prelude to 'Room with a Rack'. If you'll remember, they didn't say the formula was fake... they said it was worthless.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-10 - Complete
48. Breaking reviews
Room with a Rack transcript and fill-in.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,759 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-16-10 - Complete
49. Dream A Little Dream Of Me reviews
Post-"Trial by Treehouse." Scotty talks in his sleep.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-10 - Complete
50. Shift reviews
Crackfic, pure and simple. Two agents lazing on the beach.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-10 - Complete
51. Minor Repairs reviews
Tag to Lotus Eater. Kelly goes through withdrawal; Scotty pulls him through. Hello, wallow, it's so nice to have you back where you belong!
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-6-10 - Complete
52. Sexual Healing reviews
Threesome between Kelly, Scotty and Lindy from 'Room with a Rack'. Not exactly het, not exactly slash. Le sigh.
I Spy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-10 - Complete
53. Alone Together reviews
Missing scene to 'The Loser'. There had to be something between the misery of the final scene and the lightness of the tag, no?
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-4-10 - Complete
54. Dude Looks Like a Lady reviews
What it says. Also known as the Respite-from-Unrelenting-Angst fic.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-10 - Complete
55. Nothing Special reviews
"Yes..." said Ron softly, "it's the only way...I've got to be taken." Remember that scene from Book One? I was just wondering what he was thinking in between those ellipses. Teeny-tiny Ron POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-2-10 - Ron W. - Complete
56. The Turing Violation reviews
When you get caught at some things, there's no going back. Gen.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-23-10 - Complete
57. Shine On, You Crazy Diamond reviews
You can't always have a happy ending.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-18-10 - Complete
58. The Hardest Word reviews
Kelly's sorry. Scotty's sick of it.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-10 - Complete
59. Blinded By the Light reviews
Tag to Mirrors. Kelly looks at the lab in the cold light of day; Scotty sees it for the first time.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-10 - Complete
60. Intermezzo reviews
Scotty watches Kelly sleep. Slash.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-10 - Complete
61. Cuts Both Ways reviews
Sometimes friendship can be a liability. A KGB agent tries to make Scotty talk by working on Kelly.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,698 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-10 - Complete
62. Eternal Flame reviews
One brainwashing attempt, two men racked with guilt. Aftermath for It's All Done with Mirrors. Gen, despite the title.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-10 - Complete
63. Stars Fell on Alabama reviews
A racially-motivated attempted sexual assault leaves Scotty shaken to the core; Kelly is there to pick up the pieces. *shrug* I live for h/c, what can I say? And it's gen, amazingly enough.
I Spy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-11-10
64. Hamartia reviews
Scotty watches Kelly at a party.
I Spy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-10-10 - Complete
65. A Question of Taste reviews
Mark has a dinner date, Milt settles in with a movie. or something. thank you for hounding me to post it - you know who you are.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-12-10 - Complete
66. Interlude reviews
NS and IK's version of a peaceful New Year's Eve in each other's company. Or reasonable facsimile thereof. Fluff-haters do beware, and HP fans on alert, advance apologies.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-28-09 - Complete
67. PeutÊtre reviews
We all have secrets we need to keep.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-31-09 - Complete
68. Please Note reviews
What was in that note Teddy was going to leave for Mark in The Crystal Duck? Here's my take.
Hardcastle and McCormick - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-09 - Complete
69. L'inoculation reviews
Alfredo and Colette take Remy to the vet for his shots. The vet uses the wrong needle. H/c ensues. Hey, what did you expect? Fluffy wallow, so be forewarned.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-12-09
70. Growing to Understand » reviews
AU. A somewhat darker Dumbledore, in corporal-punishment Hogwarts, gives Severus a flogging.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 5-10-09 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete
71. Ratatouille: The Challenge » reviews
My attempt at a sequel to the movie. A Europewide culinary competition is being held, and there are some who will stop at nothing to prevent our heroes from getting there. Finally updated *meep*
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,646 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 9-30-07
72. Film Noir reviews
Linguini and Remy watch The Iron Giant on TV. Just a little snippet for all the Brad Bird fans.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-7-09 - Complete
73. Decouverte reviews
Remember that boat on the Seine when Skinner was chasing Remy? Alfredo and Colette take a romantic cruise a year later, and hear the tale of the Flying Rat.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-12-09
74. Endowment reviews
What's in a name? Colette pays her cheri a culinary compliment. Exactly-100-word drabble. Naughty.
Ratatouille - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete
75. Chagrin d'Amour reviews
Ron and Harry are a couple. Hermione is rejected... or is she?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-30-09 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete
76. The Other reviews
Bereavement makes for strange bedfellows, and comfort can come from the most unlikely sources. The story that wrote itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-23-08 - George W. & Gregory G. - Complete
77. Hors d'Oeuvres » reviews
A few Ratatouille vignettes. I know, I'm obsessed. Sue me.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-13-08 - Complete
78. Pests reviews
And don't come back, or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests!" Do you think Linguini hung onto his anger till morning? Me neither.
Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete
79. L'Amour reviews
The first of a few stories inspired by lines from the movie. "Just tell me what the rat wants to cook." How does Colette come to accept Remy?
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete
80. Merci reviews
Credit where credit's due. A Rémy-Colette moment.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete
81. The Stepford Ratatouille reviews
Alfredo appreciates his unusual family.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-23-08 - Complete
82. When There's A Will reviews
Missing scene. How did Remy get the papers to Linguini after the Great Vespa Chase?
Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-3-07 - Complete
83. Meals on Wheels reviews
Linguini teaches Colette to skate.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-20-07 - Complete
84. Awakening Remy reviews
Remy is in a coma after an attack. Can he be awoken? Apologies to everyone who has me down as a Potter author. Ratatouille was just so good, I'm obsessed for the foreseeable future.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-18-07 - Complete
85. Rita Gets It reviews
"I think you ought to be taught a lesson," Hermione said sternly."What do you mean?" Rita snapped. "You've already told me not to write. I'm not standing for anything more!"Hermione suppressed a smile. "You won't be standing."Spanking smut. The End.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-19-07 - Hermione G. & Rita S. - Complete
86. Aura » reviews
After the Final Battle,Ron and Hermione, near death, are dumped upon a disgruntled Snape, now working at St. Mungo's. But there is more to the power of their friendship with the BoyWhoLived than he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,355 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 9-8-06 - Severus S. & Harry P.
87. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT reviews
It really is. I commandeered Hermione into reading it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-31-06 - Complete
88. Growing Pains » reviews
What if? In any selfrespecting British boarding school, serious infractions are punished by a caning. Even for first years. And going into a bathroom that contains a troll is most definitely a serious infraction, as Harry and Ron are about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 9-21-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
89. Thoroughly Modern Millie reviews
Millicent Bulstrode is a lesbian. Vignettes from first through sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-7-06 - Millicent B. - Complete
90. Draco Gets a Spanking reviews
What if corporal punishment was used at Hogwarts? If Draco Malfoy thinks Severus Snape is going to go easy on him at Hogwarts just because he is his godfather, he's sadly mistaken...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-2-06 - Severus S. & Draco M. - Complete
91. Growing On Me reviews
What if Hogwarts was a caning school, and Harry incurred a rather harsh punishment? Severus, Harry and Ron star in this standalone sequel to 'Growing Pains', and Hermione and Draco get cameos.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-28-06 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete
92. With A Little Help From My Friends » reviews
Set in the summer after PoA. The Dursleys finally give Harry a beating. Ron and Hermione are there for him.Guest starring Molly Weasley and Poppy Pomfrey. Hurt comfort wallow: be forewarned. May be considered fluffy by some.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,408 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 2-1-06 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
93. Scourgify » reviews
Umbridge,with the help of Malfoy,finally gets to use her Permission for Whipping on Ron.Harry blows up,Hermione helps,Ginny does her bit,and the twins and the DA get a cameo.Hurt comfort.Trio friendship.Rated for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,023 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 9-5-06 - Published: 5-24-06 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete
94. Throw me a Line » reviews
In the summer before CoS, Ron finds Harry's back covered with welts. See Abused!Harry. See Ron try to keep Harry's secret. See Hermione try and stop him getting hurt again. See Fred and George get the wrong idea. Hurtcomfort, Trio friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 6-26-06 - Ron W. & Harry P.
95. Helping Hand » reviews
Ron decides to take Harry's place for Umbridge's detentions and take the abuse for a few days. Hermione helps. Cameos from Neville, Luna, and the rest of the cast. Hurt comfort, so be forewarned. Trio friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,841 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 5-8-06 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete
96. They Burn Witches, Don't They? reviews
AU. 16th Century. During the Inquisition, a young witch is saved from burning by two of her friends. Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron. Trio friendship fic. Oneshot. Complete. Hurtcomfort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-30-06 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete