Um. Hi. Is anyone reading this? cringe Anyway... I'm old enough to know better, WAY too old to be writing fanfic.

In case anyone can't tell by looking at my stories, my fanfic mission in life is to plug the hole left by the dearth of Harry Potter Trio hurt-comfort fics out there. I'm always looking for trio h/c, so please PM me if you have something to rec.

I write graphic, hardcore h/c (nothing rated above M, though) so if it's not your bag, consider yourself forewarned. I love abusing Harry and Ron, and would do the same to Hermione if I could figure out how.

I have recently become a hardcore, dyed-in-the-wool fan of the movie Ratatouille. I highly recommend it. You hear of any Ratatouille fic, please tell me.

...Oh, and my real name is Sarah. My handle is a line Iago says to Roderigo.

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1. The Other reviews

Bereavement makes for strange bedfellows, and comfort can come from the most unlikely sources. The story that wrote itself.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 6-23-08

2. Ratatouille Hors d'Oeuvres » reviews

A few Ratatouille vignettes. I know, I'm obsessed. Sue me.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 6-13-08

3. Ratatouille: The Challenge » reviews

My attempt at a sequel to the movie. A Europewide culinary competition is being held, and there are some who will stop at nothing to prevent our heroes from getting there. Sincerest apologies to my HP fans who have me on alert.

Disney - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,943 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 9-30-07

4. Ratatouille: Pests reviews

And don't come back, or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests!" Do you think Linguini hung onto his anger till morning? Me neither.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 5-3-08

5. Ratatouille: L'Amour reviews

Ratatouille. The first of a few stories inspired by lines from the movie. "Just tell me what the rat wants to cook." How does Colette come to accept Remy?

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 5-2-08

6. Ratatouille: Merci reviews

Ratatouille. Credit where credit's due. A Rémy-Colette moment.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 5-2-08

7. The Stepford Ratatouille reviews

Alfredo appreciates his unusual family.

Complete - Disney - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 1-23-08

8. Ratatouille: When There's A Will reviews

Missing scene. How did Remy get the papers to Linguini after the Great Vespa Chase?

Complete - Disney - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-3-07

9. Ratatouille: Meals on Wheels reviews

Linguini teaches Colette to skate. Again, sorry to my HP readers.

Complete - Disney - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 8-20-07

10. Ratatouille: Awakening Remy reviews

Ratatouille.Remy is in a coma after an attack. Can he be awoken? Apologies to everyone who has me down as a Potter author. Ratatouille was just so good, I'm obsessed for the foreseeable future.

Complete - Disney - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-18-07 - Published: 8-18-07

11. Rita Gets It reviews

“I think you ought to be taught a lesson,” Hermione said sternly.“What do you mean?” Rita snapped. “You’ve already told me not to write. I’m not standing for anything more!”Hermione suppressed a smile. “You won’t be standing.”Spanking smut. The End.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-07

12. Aura » reviews

After the Final Battle,Ron and Hermione, near death, are dumped upon a disgruntled Snape, now working at St. Mungo's. But there is more to the power of their friendship with the BoyWhoLived than he could have imagined.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,049 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 9-8-06

13. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT reviews

It really is. I commandeered Hermione into reading it.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 10-31-06

14. Growing Pains » reviews

What if? In any selfrespecting British boarding school, serious infractions are punished by a caning. Even for first years. And going into a bathroom that contains a troll is most definitely a serious infraction, as Harry and Ron are about to find out.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,507 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 9-21-06

15. Thoroughly Modern Millie reviews

Millicent Bulstrode is a lesbian. Vignettes from first through sixth year.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-7-06 - Published: 10-7-06

16. Draco Gets a Spanking reviews

What if corporal punishment was used at Hogwarts? If Draco Malfoy thinks Severus Snape is going to go easy on him at Hogwarts just because he is his godfather, he's sadly mistaken...

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 10-2-06

17. Growing On Me reviews

What if Hogwarts was a caning school, and Harry incurred a rather harsh punishment? Severus, Harry and Ron star in this standalone sequel to 'Growing Pains', and Hermione and Draco get cameos.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 9-28-06

18. With A Little Help From My Friends » reviews

Set in the summer after PoA. The Dursleys finally give Harry a beating. Ron and Hermione are there for him.Guest starring Molly Weasley and Poppy Pomfrey. Hurt comfort wallow: be forewarned. May be considered fluffy by some.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,981 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 2-1-06

19. Scourgify » reviews

Umbridge,with the help of Malfoy,finally gets to use her Permission for Whipping on Ron.Harry blows up,Hermione helps,Ginny does her bit,and the twins and the DA get a cameo.Hurt comfort.Trio friendship.Rated for violence.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,405 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 9-5-06 - Published: 5-24-06

20. Throw me a Line » reviews

In the summer before CoS, Ron finds Harry's back covered with welts. See Abused!Harry. See Ron try to keep Harry's secret. See Hermione try and stop him getting hurt again. See Fred and George get the wrong idea. Hurtcomfort, Trio friendship.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,447 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 6-26-06

21. Helping Hand » reviews

Ron decides to take Harry's place for Umbridge's detentions and take the abuse for a few days. Hermione helps. Cameos from Neville, Luna, and the rest of the cast. Hurt comfort, so be forewarned. Trio friendship.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,048 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 5-8-06

22. They Burn Witches, Don't They? reviews

AU. 16th Century. During the Inquisition, a young witch is saved from burning by two of her friends. Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron. Trio friendship fic. Oneshot. Complete. Hurtcomfort.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-30-06 - Published: 3-30-06