FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Anastasia Kaliska Dyani Malfoy |
Author has written 48 stories for Ai no Kusabi, Petshop Of Horrors, Harry Potter, Big O, Inuyasha, Gravitation, RENT, Fallout, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Stargate: Atlantis, and Stargate: Universe. Lovely Child is On Hold until further notice. When my mind stops playing with me and my life isn't as busy anymore I'll get back to it. I promise. Name: Anastasia Latasha Marie Sabrina Laura...and No I'm not kidding. Birthday: April 26th. Taurus!! Birthplace: That is a NTK Basis Current Location: On my bed with a cigarette. I so should quit. Eye Color: Brownish Black Hair Color: Right now it's black but that could change... Height: 5' 3" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed Your Heritage: African American, Blackfoot Native American, and a little British The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots. It's cold out there. Your Weakness: Too many to count but one is boys/men with long hair. It just kills me. And Alan Rickman, James Marsters, Johnny Depp, and Oded Fehr. Your Fears: That my mom will die before I'm ready for her to. Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed Crust. I don't even care what's on it. Just please have the stuffed crust!! Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get the hell out of this state. Nebraska here I come!! Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Wowzers and -giggles- Thoughts First Waking Up: What was the last good story I was readi- oh hey music! Your Best Physical Feature: I think my eyes but I'm sure boys would tell you otherwise >.> Your Bedtime: Whenever I get sleepy. Which sometimes won't be for a few days. Your Most Missed Memory: I miss my old neighborhood but going back there now might mean death because of how's bad it's gotten. Pepsi or Coke: Oh I don't care! But I'll drink Pepsi first I suppose. MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds all the way. I adore them. They own me. Body and soul. Single or Group Dates: Never been on a group date I don't think so I'll say single. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton!! Why drink anything else? Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on what we're talking about. Most likely chocolate though. It owns me too. Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither. I have cigarettes. Do you Smoke: Why yes! Yes I do!! Do you Swear: Who doesn't? I know 3 year olds who swear. Yes. I fucking do. Do you Sing: When I think no one can hear me. But somehow they always do. Do you Shower Daily: More like every 3 days. Have you Been in Love: Yes. Too many times to count. I fall in love way too easily. Do you want to go to College: I would think so. Do you want to get Married: Yes. If only to share the payment of bills. Do you belive in yourself: When I'm playing BioShock. And Halo 3. Do you get Motion Sickness: I don't think so. If I have I certainly don't remember it. Do you think you are Attractive: Well I guess I am. Ask someone else who knows me. They'll answer you. Are you a Health Freak: Oh god no! Do you get along with your Parents: Depends on the month. Do you like Thunderstorms: When I'm not in a puddle yes. Do you play an Instrument: I play the flute, the piano, the guitar and bass and I pretend I can play the violin. I like the pretty hand motions. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup. At a friends birthday party. Boy was that fun!! In the past month have you Smoked: I smoked less than a minute ago and I'll be smoking again ... in less than a minute!! XD In the past month have you been on Drugs: Why would I do something like that when I have my beloved cigarettes! They keep me sane! In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope. Sad isn't it? In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Once again no. And getting sadder by the moment. In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No but I would really like some right now. In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I havent done that since last year. I was afraid to eat Nemo though. In the past month have you been on Stage: Goofing off on stage with my friend yeah. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. And you wouldn't either if you lived near my lake. In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I haven't stolen anything for over half a year!! Everyone be proud!! Ever been Drunk: I don't get drunk easily. And you would think 4 shots of Tequila would do that to someone. Ever been called a Tease: Not to my face. I wonder if I am. Ever been Beaten up: Only once and if I ever find her again there will be death. Ever Shoplifted:See the above statement about the stealing. How do you want to Die: Strangely enough by a guillotine. But I know that won't happen so I'll take falling to my death. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A millionare. What country would you most like to Visit: Japan! Doesn't everyone? Up next after that is England. In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Hair Color: I don't have a favorite hair color. I like the person. Short or Long Hair: Long but in truth it probably doesn't matter. Height: Taller than me. Look above for my height. Weight:Eh...skinner than me which isn't saying much. Best Clothing Style: Naked xD. I don't care just don't be annoying!! I had an old account on here way back when. I can't remember the password or anything like that to it but I remember I wrote 3 stories on that account. Looking back on those stories I laughed at how bleeding horrible I was. Now I'm reviewing them and posting them under this name. When I can remember my password to both my username on here and the one on yahoo so I can check this one...(confusing ain't it?) I will be deleting them off my old account. Seeing as how I completely forgot about it till just now. Silly Anastasia. As for updates...You guys should be stoning me right now but you aren't and I thank you for that. Leave me lots of reviews demanding I update and please do not be afraid to throw some ideas at me. I think all this time has just been writer's block. How utterly horrible. Till the next time something comes to my mind. Remember Slytherins rule. "Deja vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before it's because God thought it was so funny he had to rewind it for his friends." "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks "I consider myself influential, as opposed to manipulative." -Richard Hatch "How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?" Asked Dorothy. "I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don't they?" Answered the Scarecrow. -Wizard of Oz "There are two words I hate. Don't and stop. Unless of course you use them together..." "Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Rule#2: When in doubt, refer to Rule#1." "I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one I couldn't explain away afterwards..." "There are people I would take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in." "When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopocally thin line with being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, take a leap." -Cynthia Heimel | |||||||||||
1. How Things Should Be reviewsSee' Matt's body told his brain. 'Wishes do come true.'Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-09 - Lt. M. Scott & Eli W. - Complete2. Five Things John Notices About Rodney reviewsJohn notices the weirdest things about his teammate.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-7-09 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete3. Not A Replacement reviewsThat night, after Rush's spectacular effects...Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-7-09 - Dr. N. Rush & Col. E. Young - Complete4. The Reciting of PiRodney and Eli have a tradition they like to do in the morning.Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Published: 11-7-09 - Eli W. - Complete5. Five Things Five People ThoughtJust what it says on the lid.Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Published: 10-29-09 - Complete6. Lazy DaysJohn chases after Eli...again. Kid!fic.Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Published: 10-28-09 - John S. & Eli W. - Complete7. Aftermath reviewsI'm telling you, I had no idea that this ship was capable of going through a star!"Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-09 - Dr. N. Rush & Col. E. Young - Complete8. Mathboy reviewsHe's THE mathboy. Remember that would you?Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-27-09 - Eli W. & Dr. N. Rush - Complete9. Never Stood A Chance reviewsThat’s when a hand touched the back of his neck and slowly made its way to the top of his curly head, in one long caress. Rush realizes something.Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-26-09 - Eli W. & Dr. N. Rush - Complete10. Mist TimeJohn has to go fetch his son. Rodney tries not to snicker. A kid!fic and drabble.Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Stargate: Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Published: 10-26-09 - Rodney M. & Eli W. - Complete11. Lovely Child » reviewsCaught at the end of a potions experiment gone wrong Harry is turned into a child. He sure isn't the luckiest person in the world. Especially when his babysitters are one Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape. Who will be falling for who by the time he's healed?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,105 - Reviews: 402 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 3-30-06 - Harry P. & Draco M.12. Cigarette Smoke reviewsYou can't really stay angry at the person you love.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-7-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete13. Uphill Battle reviewsFinding Severus when he didn't want to be found was a uphill battle. And all for a game!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-7-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete14. Bottlecap Necklace reviewsWhy was she hammering a nail into her money? Fem!Lone Wanderer/Charon if you squint. With rose colored glasses. A lot.Fallout - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-09 - Complete15. Promise reviewsA man who has seen too much comes back to a man that has never stopped loving him.Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-09 - R. Giles & Severus S. - Complete16. Walls Need Love Too reviewsThe air was starting to look a little funny.Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete17. The Right Thing To DoAll that information. And yet here she stood. In the body of a little kid trying to weigh her options.Fallout - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete18. Questionnaire reviewsAnd she always wondered why. Not that she needed a good reason to do so.Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete19. Such A Big GirlShe thinks she is. But really she isn't.Fallout - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete20. Not Quite Paradise reviewsHarry and Severus together for the holidays.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-4-08 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete21. To Sante Fe reviewsRoger comes to a realization.RENT - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-08 - Mark C. & Roger D. - Complete22. One Sexy Man » reviewsSeverus Snape is one sexy man.'Whatever will Harry do about his predicament?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 1-10-07 - Harry P. & Severus S.23. Whispers » reviewsHarry has been having disturbing dreams lately. Very disturbing. How is Voldemort involved? And why are they laughing together like that?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 2-4-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort24. Between Two Men reviews“Sirius Black!”“Yes Remus Lupin?”“Finally. Now that I’ve got your attention. What were you going to say about the stars?”“The stars? Oh yeah the stars. Wonder why there are so many stars in the sky Moony?”“Sure Padfoot. Why are there so many?”“Because theHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-18-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete25. The Written Word reviewsHarry has to go to therapy since the drama of the war never really left him. His friends are not what they seem and he thinks Tom is still alive. Is he really crazy or does he know what he's talking about?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-07 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.26. Selection reviewsThree kids that both grow up in horrible conditions will meet each other when they go to school at Hogwarts. What stories will they tell? Will they become best friends? And stay that way?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.27. Thoughtless » reviewsA tale of what happens when humans get out of control. And of what the creatures do together to stop the madness from getting bigger.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 5-26-0728. Last Night reviewsHarry and Draco have a little realization one night on the Hogwarts Grounds.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-26-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete29. Yin and Yang reviewsTwo children who look exactly alike. And they both look like their parents. Find out what happens when people find out who these two kids are. Especially the parents themselves.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-26-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.30. Your Song reviewsShuichi and Ryuichi have a surprise for their respective lovers.Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-26-07 - Shuichi S. & Eiri Y. - Complete31. Mystic Bearings » reviewsA story about Harry. And Tom. And their daughter. Who looks like them both. But Tom doesn't know that she exists. Just wait till he finds out.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 2-4-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort32. The Black Parade » reviewsWhile walking through his woods one day, Voldemort found a badly hurt girl. Deciding against his better judgement he took her back home with him. And the fun starts when he arrives.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-0733. Emerald Fire reviewsA drabble focusing o why Draco does what he does to Harry. Dedicated to my friend meikohuaikitsune. WOOTHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-5-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete34. Children Without A Mother » reviewsNOt sure where its going yet but the kids of Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter meet in a daycare center and become the best of friends and when the find out their parents used to be a item waaay back when they do any means to get them back together again.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 5-5-06 - Harry P. & Draco M.35. My Everlasting, Myself reviewsStasia Davis is just an unknown teleknetic girl who wants to be something greater than the life Fate seems to have bestowed on her. Then she meets Count D and his enchanting animals. Will be a crossover with Harry Potter.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-4-07 - Harry P. & Draco M.36. Play With Me reviewsIason's sick and wants to play with Riki. Will he let him?Ai no Kusabi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-4-07 - Complete37. Sleepwalker reviewsHarry sleepwalks! And man what is he wearing?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-27-06 - Harry P. & Severus S.38. Turning Over A New Leaf reviewsLucius loves his son so much that he'll do anything to make sure he doesn't have the same life he's had and the same mistakes. So he'll do something that will change his life forever. Defy his Lord.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-27-06 - Draco M. & Harry P.39. Listening With Your Heart reviewsLeon is in a cheerful mood and wants to take D and Chris to the park. D goes with him and notices that Leon is more intune with things then he realizes. R&R pweasePetshop Of Horrors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-25-06 - Complete40. Unusual reviewsDraco in ferret form shows Harry pleasure beyond compare. Who can last the longest? Inpisred by fanart Link provided inside.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-17-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete41. A Unexpected Match reviewsNarKag story thats been bugging the hell outta me...Read if you want and be sure to review! Flames will be thrown back at you cause I just dont like you kind of people. Kag runs through the forest upset of course at seeing Inu with Kik. Nar comes to her aInuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-10-06 - Kagome & Naraku42. Not An April Fools Joke reviewsHarry and Severus celebrate their daughter's 5th birthday. Lots of things seem to take place. But none as shocking at what happens that night. Supposed to be funny. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN DONT FKING READ IT!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-1-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete43. April Fools Leon reviewsLeon comes to the petshop to find D there with a sad look. Something has happened and it isnt pretty. What? And will everything be ok? An April Fools FicPetshop Of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-1-06 - Complete44. Musical Sounds reviewsRoger wakes up to find that no piano is playing. Norman is being slightly stranger than usual. What is going on?Big O - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-1-06 - Complete45. Puppets and April Fools reviewsLucuis and Severus are reenacting the duel between Harry and Voldemort. With finger puppets. In Voldemort's chambers. Warning: Random Voldemort and silliness galore!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-31-06 - Lucius M. & Severus S. - Complete46. Need reviewsA quick one shot lemon with our two favorite Hogwarts boys, Harry and Draco. Read and be merry and also a review or two would be nice Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-30-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete47. D's Thoughts reviewsJust a little one shot conerning D and his thoughts on being the protector of both animals and humans alike. i thought it was good and so did my friend so there read and be merry!Petshop Of Horrors - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-15-06 - Complete48. Seeking and Finding reviewsA one shot revovling around the best characters Riki and Iason....Its a fluffy cute fic so if you dont like dont read and review if you lifeAi no Kusabi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-23-06 - Complete
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