Formally Desitineysmistake

Name: Jami (I offer nothing else)

Age: 21

Sign: Gemini or psycho, depends on who you ask.

Birthday: May 30th

Random facts about me: I generally don’t like to rush my self or my stories progress. I write the mood and or opportunity strike me. I love all my fics and strive to finish them and whatever time it takes to do so. I am not a great writer, my skills are meager in comparison to the other writers on this site but I write anyway because it is my passion, so don’t flame me. Flames are unnecessary and hurtful and you wouldn’t want to open a review for your new story and find you’ve been flamed to high hell because your style or inexperience. That aside, I do love reviews, more than I love being faved and though both make me happy I would like to here your general feed back much more; its what improves me as a writer.

Also be sure to notice my grammar is atrocious. Horrendous. I mean heinous in its crappy quality. I used to be very good at it but I fell in love with commas and everything else went straight to hell from there. I’m also repetitive, usually because I’m trying to stress a point but mostly by nature.

Well I think that’s all you need to know about me for now, or least that’s all till I think of something else. Ta, for now and till next time my lovelies.

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Music, boys, Pretty boys, bothering friends and family; tennis; basketball (I’m not at all athletic); soccer; football; I have no idea, I’ll have to keep updating as I go.

Favorite Anime: Gundam Wing; Cowboy Bebop; Bleach; Gravitation; Demon Diary; Fake; Legal Drug; Loveless, Naruto; Petshop of Horrors; Hellsing; Final Fantasy (that's not even an anime, its a game. I love Advert Childern though); Wallflower; Fruit Basket (tell no one); DragonBall Z; Only the Ring Finger Knows; Alone in my Kings Harem; D.N Angel; DeathNote; Ghost in the Shell; FullMetal Alchemist; etc.

Favorite Books: Lolita (that one was something), Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte; Bleak House by Charles Dickens; Harry Potter by J.K Rowling (but not so much now a days since she killed my Dumbly and my Siri); Memoirs of a Geisha; The Scholars Garden; all works by Edgar Allen Poe, though ‘The Bells’ is by far my favorite……….ugh, too many to count

Movies: Finding Nemo; Interview of the Vampire; Harry Potter the second and the first; Nightmare before Christmas; Pirates of the Carribean; Curse of the Golden Flower; Lord of the Rings; Harry Potter (she killed my Dumbly); The Ring; Vanity Fair; Frida; The Piano; The Rage in Placid Lake; Sweeny Todd, Troy; 300; From Hell; I am Legend; ……….I don’t watch movies that much so I can’t really give them off the top of head. Have to think on that one.

Hated Movies: Dreamgirls (seriosuly, what the hell?)

Music: Evanescence (though I’m beginning to shy away from that); Linkin Park; Panic at the Disco; John Legend; India Arie; Shakira; Jem; The Fray; Lloyd; Miyavi; Anthony Hamilton; Robin Thicke; Darnell Jones; Usher………..It goes on. I love all music actually.

Reasons Why I Probably haven't updated:

1. Computer failure (it happens more often then you than you think people!)

2. Dumb ass didn't pay the bill, AGAIN!

3. I've been banned

4. Writers Block

5. No Time. Schools a bitch.

6. OR worst of all scenarios and happens quite often: I've been prohibited from using the my laptop yet again because my claims that I have done something to provocat it her or some such nonsense

Be weary my pets, I’m more prone to fall under 2, 3, and 6. Ha! Though I will admit I am lazy as fuck and would much rather read other peoples stories and whine for an update then write my own.

Story Stats:

No I am not dead. I just suffer from an extreme bout of laziness. I have the chapters, really I do, I just need to get one half on the computer and the other half out if my head. That’s all nothing to it. Anhoo…..

Wallflower:

Memoirs of a Courtesan

Happy Birthday Harry:

You’re not worth it:

To Hell and Back:

Cafe Loki: Cafe Loki has now been changed to Things Left Unsaid and will be undergoing a complete re-vamp.

Current Favorite Movie: The Orphanage

Upcoming Fics of 2008:

No Matter What

Jiraya knew that no matter how low he'd allow himself to fall Orchimaru would always be there to clean up the mess. Spurred by a self appointed obligation to care, Orchimaru tries to make up for lost time, and be the friend he should have been from the start. Friendship fic. Jir/Tsu undertones.

By the way, I have a sever case of babies on the brain lately, so yeah, bare with me now. Most of the fics I'll come out with from now on will most likley be baby centric. So if you don't like don't read. thank you.

Top Pairings by Series:

Naruto: NaruSasu (OTP Though persoanlly I see them more as rivals and obscenly intamite best friends, with just about no boundries. LOL); LeeSaku (Only because I love Lee, and I'd hate to have Sakura be lonely); KakaIru; Tezu(Yamo)Iru; GaiIru; GaiLee; NejiGaaraNeji; ShikaTema (Best het pairing eva!); KisaIta (Don't look at me like that, it works! If done correctly); SasoDei; LeeGaa; KazuHidan (Zombie Love); JiraTsua (those two need to get married!) JuuSasu (sweet)

Harry Potter: HarryDraco; RonHermione; NevilleLuna

Pet Shop of Horrors: LeonD

GundamWing A/C: 1x5; 2x5; 1x2x5; 13x5; 11x5; 3x5 (basically all the pilots with Wufei except for Quatra. For some reason that just doesn't work for me.)