Hi! And thanks for seeing me.

I love music, particularly Baroque/Classical music, which is why I call myself Mrs.G.F.Handel. Handel RULES!
Handel is my favorite composer, which is why I keep him in a locked away in a spare bedroom. Come here Handel, sweetie.
~He doesn’t come.~ Fine, be a jerk. He helps me with stories, so you’ll see him later.

There are a lot of fandoms I like, so I will be jumping from fandom to fandom a bit.

October 13, 2008: I'm sorry for not updating so much lately, but this is the last week of classes so hopefuly I can update my stories soon!

Links:

You can also see me at FictionPress.com as BookFan06.
I'm also on deviantart.com as TheDauphine.
As well as ProudTory on youtube.com.
Nanori on Cosplay.com
Mrs.C.MontgomeryBurns on quizilla.com

What I'm Working On:

The request for zGreece WIP

Handel's Chair - (Ghost Whisperer) When Melinda finds a chair that had once belonged to Handel, she begins to see the ghost of the composer everywhere. And what dose this have too do with his niece? Read and find out. (Chapter 4) WIP

Quel est le problème avec des Français? - (King of the Hill) Hank learns that a French family will be moving to Arlen, as well as the man of the family will be working at Strickland Propane. Will Hank and the rest of the gang accept them or will it turn ugly? (Chapter 2) WIP

Brit Boy, French Man - (SouthPark) Pip/Christophe SLASH. When Christophe returns from France to South Park to finish High School, what will Pip, our resident Brit, do about it? (Chapter 1) WIP

Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy - (Spaceballs) King Roland x OC romance. OOCness. Dark Helmet is defeated and Lone Starr and Princess Vespa are married and living on their own. Now without anything to do, King Roland is board, until a strange girl shows up. Rebecca, a girl who always seems to get into trouble without intending too, is once again kicked out of another galaxy. When she gets stranded on Druidia, will she be able to change? I'm horrible at making jokes, so I'm afraid it won't be as funny as the movie. Based off the song by Queen. NOT a songfic! (Chapter 1) WIP

Also, please don't take my work - I don't take yours.

P.S.: Believe it or not, I LOVE reviews! Your input really motivates me, so don't worry, I wont bite! I appreciate constructive criticism, but no flames. I am a polite person, as long as you are the same way to me.
Otherwise, please review!

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it’s now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Mrs.G.F.Handel,

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If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, Mrs.G.F.Handel,

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you're normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile!

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If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high, copy this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and past this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you sit at home and shout at your pet to make you some lunch, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. THIS IS SPARTA

If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking: I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped on a chair, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your feet, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2006 or 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've been in any kind of contest, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stop 4Kids! When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, clichéd puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Gosh-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you are not one of the many fans of SamJack on SG-1, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a soft spot for rats due to seeing the movie Ratatouille, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Disney/Pixar and think that Brad Bird, Andrew Stanton, John Lasseter, and anyone else affiliated with Disney/Pixar are geniuses, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile!

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I SUPPORT THE KITTY Copy the kitty onto your profile. She wants to rule the world! She's so innocent, except when she has someone whacked.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Rap is the most God-awefulest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap.

If you feel that classical music is AWESOME, but under appreciated by others, copy this.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If the characters you drool over and the characters your friends drool over come from different generations, paste this into your profile.

If you have spent more then two hours on the phone in one day, put this in your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you love God with all your heart, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in angels, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate seeing other people being flamed, copy this to your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've never done drugs, became an alcoholic, and/or a smoker and never plan to, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commemorate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that it would be cool to have a pet iguana named Louis for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you'll never understand why everyone loves High School Musical and thinks Zac Efron is hot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would be absolutely horrified if High School Musical ended up on Broadway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you HATE High School Musical with a passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If High School Musical bothers you for any particular reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think villains rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste if you're a ninja!

If you're a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a Pirate!)

If you wish you can enter the world of POTC and make differences in that world, copy this.

If you think Elizabeth Swann should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate Elizabeth Swann, burn, destroy, and/or get rid of in any painful way possible all pictures, posters, etc. of her, THEN copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with POTC, that you want the movies to be based off of true events, copy this.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. September 19th!

If you had that urge to want to sing "I Got a Jar of Dirt", copy this.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Dirt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth or at any other time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW that Davy Jones is the enemy and he scares you more than ANYTHING, copy this!

If you think that DJ (Davy Jones) is nothing but one heck of an EVIL, Heartless jerk, copy here.

If you feel that the CURSED Flying Dutchman is still out there and is indeed captained by Davy Jones, copy this and hope they won't find you!

The majority of POTC fangirls squee over only Jack or Will. If you squee over James Norrington in any way, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the only one in your group of friends or people who surround you that has a crush on Lord Cutler Beckett or James Norrington, and your friends/people who surround you think it's a creepy lust thing, then copy and paste this into your profile. Remember your not alone. We are just scattered in various parts of the world.

If you think that Norrington's bossy, but you still love him, copy and paste this to your profile. Remember, you can't spell Norrington, without, NO.

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.

If you sometimes call James Norrington "Norri", copy this.

If you are bossy, and are proud of it because it makes you even more like Commodore/Admiral Norrington, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

If you think Admiral James Norrington (not Commodore, ADMIRAL) looks like George Washington, then copy and paste this to your profile. (OMG He does!)

If, for some odd reason, you thought that Lord Beckett's death was a little un-necessary, and you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn't conk him in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually, from the bottom of your heart, were truthfully sad when Lord Beckett died, and you sob to this day when you watch that scene, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have like 1,000,000,000 of these 'copy and paste' things, copy and paste this to your profile. Now you'll have 1,000,000,001.