Name: Amanda (call me Mandy, AKA Lilith Lunatic AKA camelonajourney)
Age: 17 years
Social Standing: Ever seen Daria? Try far more black threads and obnoxious yet obscure references... oh wait.
Friends As Completely and Utterly Dorky, Easily Amused, and Totally-Messed-Up-In-The-Head or any combination of the three and usually all at once: Emily Eccentric
Why you are reading this: out of sheer Hypnosis
Watching/Reading Spuffiness and Giggling Insanely and Almost Hyperventalating: Priceless
Hello Luvlies, I'm a fanfiction obsessed writer with nothing else to do but kill myself. Out of the two, I like the first better. No, I'm not suicidle, just very very bored. If you live in a town with only 25,000 and slightly + population, you'd understand. Emily Eccentric knows and understands this, even though she wasn't born and raised in Nowheresville, USA... well she was born in Oregon, so it's kinda the same. I'm in my sophmore year of highschool hell, and by hell I mean an almost brain destroying disease called boredom.
But I don't mind being the Dandruff Girl off "Breakfast Club" as long as I have my best friend and fanfiction- but not necessarily in that order. (Emily: "Hey!")
Besides that my mother is thinking of having me certified and commited, my only source of contact with the ouside world is television, tele-/cell- phones, the occasional carrier pidgeon, and - you guessed it- FANFICTION! You see, doctor, I'm one of those people who under no circumstances chooses to go outside, if I did... can you say sizzle?
At school, I have acquired a many a brilliant cliche steriotypes, such as: Gothy McGothmiestter, the Punky Pokingbag-poke-a-lot, and- my all time favorite- "Freaky Freak-Out" to which none of these do I do the emo dance of woe 'cause I really couldn't care less... Oh wait, yes, I can and will.
My fanfictions are mostly of Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Bleach, Stargate: Atlantis, and a whole lot more. I'm a total Spuffy shipper and hate Caveman Angel Fatty O'-I-Have-Got-a-Really-Bad-Fake-Irish-Accent. (Angel:"Oi'm Oirish, really Oi am." Me: "No... no.") because they tended to screw up his character on Angel the Series around to time Connor came back from Qortoth. I'm in love with Riku, think Sora/Kairi OTP, and have become obsessed with yuri and yaoi. I enjoy watching Crispin Glover kill people with rats (Emily Eccentric: " A little too much.") and wish to marry Willard and take care of his perfect craziness forever, and the same can be said for Spike and Wesley. And Giles is handsome, but not in his Rocky Horror get up days. I'm in love with Rodney McKay and therefore, tend to torture him in my SGA fics. I love to Mystery Science Theater 3000 anything and everything, so basically- nothing cinamatic is safe around me.
I like a lot of different music, ranging from classical to 1970s punk rock. Some of my favorites are Sex Pistols, Queen, Rasputina, Dresden Dolls, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, The Decemberists, The Ramones, The Smiths, The Cure, The Clash, The Futureheads, Talking Heads, Radiohead, Interpol, OK Go, Voltaire, Gackt, Utada Hikaru, Mew, Oingo Boingo, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Cinema Strange, Belle and Sebastian, Prozzak, and a whole lot more.
The quotes that describe me or I just like are one I wrote myself and the other I found on the magical piece of magic of magickness called the Internet, as well as other places.
"Being oppinionated in my world makes for a great debate."
"If life gives you lemon, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"Ducks! That's what water slides off of!" Crowley, Good Omens
"Not bloody likely." Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Willow doesn't live here anymore." Dark!Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Welcome to the nancy tribe." Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"My ass is not pansy." Wesley Wyndham-Pryce, Angel the Series
"You're a wee little puppet man!" Spike, Angel the Series
"Don't call me a pastry!" Angel, Angel the Series
"Kill the actors!" Max Biallystock, The Producers
"They all come here. How do they keep finding me?" Max Biallystock, The Producers
"Okey-slash-dokey!" Ula, The Producers
"The comfy chair, worst of all tortures." Monty Python
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Monty Python
"Kiss me, fat boy!" IT, Steven King's IT
"As you wish." Westly, The Princess Bride
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!" Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
"You smell funny." Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"Pirate." Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"Your heart beats fast, your breath is short, you have an acute awareness to the vulneralbility of your own skin?" Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"Aye! Aye!" Gibbs, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"Over here! Yoo-hoo! Parley!" Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"I fear you suffer from the malady of intense and overwhelming fear." Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! And guess what's inside it!" Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of." James Norringoton, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl
"But you have heard of me." Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate." Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl
"Damn to the depts whatever man thought up parley." Ragetti, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl
"That would be the French." Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl
"It's not possible." Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl
"Not probable." Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl
"That's a rather tender subject." Doctor Frankenfurter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Nice to meet you, Rose Tyler. Run for your life!" The 9th Doctor, Doctor Who
"Run away!" Demyx, Kingdom Hearts II
"This boat runs on happy faces!" Kingdom Hearts I
"I am sorry, but you're not after knowin' much about murderers. They may occasionally be drawn back to the scene of the crime. But they never... once they're free and away... never would intentionally associate themselves with anyone who could possibly reason to suspect them." Patrick O'Reilly, The Musical Comedy Murders of 1940
"Sounds like a parlor game, Mr. Hopewell. Murder is never so interestin'. In real life it is sudden, and filled with rage. Quite emotional. Quite messy. No secret passages. Just blood-soaked carpets." Patrick O'Reilly, The Musical Comedy Murders of 1940
"...and there stood Mrs. White, looking pale and tragic..." Wodsworth, Clue the movie
"I hated her so much! There were flames on the sides of my face..." Mrs. White, Clue the movie
"My cat can eat a whole water melon!" Rubin Far, Rubin and Ed
"I'm the king of the echo people!" Rubin Far, Rubin and Ed
"Is that a delicious Pepsi you're drinking?" Jules, Fast Sofa
"Last night Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and told me if I didn't ask Lorraine to the dance he melt my brain!" George McFly, Back to the Future part 1
"I'd prefer not to." Bartleby, Bartleby
"Gluteus maximus... Oh my god, that's my ass, isn't it?" Dr. M. Rodney McKay, Stargate: Atlantis
"I shot him... in the leg!" Major John Sheppard, Stargate: Atlantis
"A geek, by definition, is someone who eats live animals. I do not eat live animals." Crispin Hellion Glover
"Hurm... heheh... human bean juice." Rorschach, Watchman
These sayings describe me to a point, and that point is... dolphins- no, wait that was Crowley's point in Good Omens (I LUV YOU NEIL GAIMAN). The point is I'm a bloody American who's read way to many British books that I'm turning into one of those crazies who sits in front of computer all day and thinks up more fanfiction ideas... oh wait... my mother was right, I do need to be commited, well might as well start somewhere... "Hello John Shooter!" runs off to the asylum with Willard and the rats...
I update my profile rather often, so for news on fanfiction, postings, and updates, this is the place to check.
Current Fanfictions In-Progress
A Summer of Surprises-(Kingdom Hearts) Kingdom Hearts RikuxSora oneshots
Do I Bleed Red Enough?- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel the series crossover) Due to all the reviews and support, I'm working on making the next chapters full of more content for all my favorite fans! But the fifth chapter is proving bitchy coming out. On hold.
End of the Tunnel- (Kingdom Hearts) On hold
Fluxing the Capacitor- (Stargate: Atlantis) On hold for now
Heart Like Stone- (Kingdom Hearts) On hold
Soldiering On- (Stargate: Atlantis) Basically a 'Rodney dies, but not really' fic
Three Ring Circus- (Charlie's Angels: The Movie) Thin Man-centric fanfiction.
I just now realised that my Kingdom Hearts fanfiction pretty much dominate in quantity, but if you see below, that's probaby going to change with BtVS fanfictions as a hefty competition.
Future Projects
(None to be posted until finish of one of the above.)
101 Reasons Why...- Harry Potter fanfiction dealing with the Marauders.
As I Said Before- Post-NFA fanfiction. BtVS-AtS crossover somewhat. Spike sees an old friend in an alley. Re-connections are made.
Blood Bond Brothers- Spike and Angel's conversation before the NFA battle.
Blue Bird- Post-NFA. What happened to Illyria after the battle?
Boys Don't Cry- Spike-centric fanfiction dealing with the summer after Buffy's death.
Brutus- Wesley's "betrayal" of Angel and what it lead to after death.
Castle in the Clouds- Cordelia and Doyle's reconnection after death.
Catatonic- Rodney in the puzzle factory of his mind.
Fallen Hearts- Kingdom Hearts fanfiction. Apocalyptic tone.
Flower Song- Harry Potter oneshot. Remus watches Lily soothe baby Harry with a tune.
Respect- Spike's drunken conversation with two old allies in a bar. Post NFA. Possible Prequel to longer story.
Serenity's Slayer- BtVS-AtS-Firefly crossover. Ignores events of Serenity.
The Marauders- Glimpses of the Marauders antics at Hogwarts.
The Mourner- Harry Potter fanfiction. Post death of James and Lily, pre-Sorcerer's Stone. Remus visit's the Potters' graves.
Too... many... ideas...! -Dies-.
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