Profile, hmmm. Well what can I say that would be of interest.

I am 56ish (13 more days), female, blue of eye, white of hair, round of body, short of inches.

I am an artist in any medium that someone will offer to pay me to create in for them

I have a husband, 1 genius daughter, 1 extremely useful son, 1 teenage son (too early to tell if he will be useful or not), 1 mixed (and mixedup) dog and 2 neurotic pound cats.

I have too many hobbies and one major vice (see reading).

If it is domestic, I have probably learned how to do it (I don't do cleaning) and have been told I am a better than average cook. I like anything ethnic or straight up American.

Some of my very favoritest (yes, I know that isn't a real word) authors write fanfic.

I like a very eclectic taste in music, except heavy metal (makes my head hurt) and gangsta rap (why would anyone write that stuff?)

I seldom write anything for myself or others (Mark Twain once commented that "A man who writes for public consummation may have other nasty habits,") but I am always willing to write a review or two if the author has done their share of the work.

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