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since: 12-27-05, id: 958024, Profile Updated: 12-30-08
country: United States
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Author has written 6 stories for High School Musical, Harry Potter, Bones, X-Men: The Movie, and Stargate: Atlantis.

People, i am VERY wierd, so, ya dont havta tell me dat,I know already...

Hometown- Houston, Tx

Birthdate- Look up Hermiones and put it in 1992...but no stalkers please...

my deviant!! (just mostly pics of stitch, thought) http://ivy-redhead.deviantart.com/

I am starting a shipper protection service. If you need my help, just ask!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS

(GO RAMS!!)

Redheads rule, get over it!!

"Look (shoots) an undead monkey. Top that."
Jack Sparrow

"Well you spent 7 years on MacGyver and and you can't figure this one out? We, we got beltbuckles and shoelaces and a piece of gum. Build a neculear reactor for crying out loud! You used to be MacGyver, MacGadget, Mac Gemic, now you Mr.McUseless. Dear God! Stuck on a glacier with MacGyver!" Amanda Tapping

ACTUALY HAPPEND ON RETURN FLIGHT FROM WASHINGTON DC TO HOUSTON EARLIER LAST MARCH (SPRING BREAK TRIP)
Dude on plane(to my female teacher and what he thought was a female student) "Thank you ladies"
John to dude "I'm a man."
Whole plane starts laughing and we make fun of him for the rest of the flight. (and rest of year)Yes, we are mean ppl.
WE ARE SO EFFING WiErD I EFFING SWEAR!@!@!!@@!@!@!@!@!@!@@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!

People say I'm a weird person in a normal world. Truth is, I'm a normal person in a weird world.

"Leave, ok!"
Walks into girls restroom
"It's the wrong restroom"
Paul McGillion on the Duet Kiss

NO DISSING LUNA!!

Paul iz sexy...

David Hewlett scares me, it's offical

Amanda Tapping is my role model

If only Eric Millegan weren't gay...sobs

If you can't sing, DON'T. Leave it to the PROS!!

Winx Club and Barbie movies are my guilty pleasures...

Kirby is a kool name

Miroku iz hotter in real life than Inu...and Inu died on Atlantis...Miroku iz alive and well (unless the Dedalus blows up)

Hawksong and Snakecharm were the only two good books in the Keisha'ra series; the rest just annoyed me...

I'm attracted to shiny, sparkeily things...

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune... SHIT can't say Pluto cries

Sully appears to be dead/outta the picture, now I set my sights on Kannan...DIE!!

Sheppard: That's her!
McKay: That's the Wraith?
Sheppard: Yeah
McKay: Wow...She's hot. I mean seriously hot!
Sheppard: Rodney, your drooling over a Wraith!
Rodney: I know, I...disgust myself sometimes.
-Stargate Atlantis, Aurora, Season 2, Episode 9

"I love it when you two impersonate Earthlings" Angela Montenegro, Bones, The Girl in the Fridge, Season 1, Episode 8

"This is the type of situation where people say "oh my god"-Zack Addy
"Pretend you're a person and say it" -Jack Hodgins
"Oh my god."-Zack Addy
Bones, The Woman in the Airport, Season 1 Episode 10

"I did my first convention this weekend and found this adorable group of girls - I think they call themselves 'shippers' - who have this thing about Weir and Sheppard and them having sex in closets...It's very weird!" Torri Higginson

11/2/07
3rd period EnglishK

"Birds can't talk" Maxwell Cao (get it? "cow" (that annoying fucker!!MAY HE DIE!!)

"They can if it's Disney" Mrs. Mims (my fave)

"No snide comments please, only I can torment my friends" Stella, Winx Club, Season 1 episode 24, Battle for Alfea

"...Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle." Samantha Carter, Stargate SG-1, season 1, episode 1, Children of the Gods

FYI myfriend(U KNOW WHO YOU R!) got me into this (CAMILLE!)
People: I'MA DORK! got a problem with that? If you do, the damn it your CRAZY! (amd no, I'm not on crack...or sugar. PPL, I get hyper off of very strange things...)The sugar/Pepsi(BLAH!) hyperness shit belongs to my befers Camille (penquin apocolyps) and Candy and Stephaine...oh, and lets not forget Izzy...

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple Pie, AlbinoMonkeyC

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

BIGGEST PET PEEVE EVA! The missspelling of Ronons name. R-O-N-A-N is a centar in the Harry Potter universe, created by JK. Rowling. R-O-N-O-N is a character in Stargate Atantis, portrayed by Jason Momoa! R-O-N-I-N is a 1998 film with Robert De Niro. Oh, and R-O-N-I-N was also 2 seperate Marvel Comics characters, the first being a chick...(just some FYI...)

I have a general problem with Winx Club fan fics. I like them, but most are poorly written and filled with typos. If anybody has written a good WC fan fic, please let me know!

Ya want a solution to Iraq? Here's the anwser. It's funny, trust me!!
http://www.flowgo.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=12481&scid=10636

Fav Parings

HHr
HarryXGinny
HGDM
DracoXGinny
many, many, many more...
Shelya (uh, actual paring...IZZY!!)(he has feeling for her atleast)
Occasional McWeir
RononXMiko (um...CUTENESSx100)
Beckman (CARSON DID NOT DIE!!)
Heightmeyer/McKay (He needs a theripest...can't spell...)
McKatyXKaty (Cannon, again, but so cute)
I love it when Weir is OOC...
SAMxJACK
DanielXVala
EragonXArya
CharileXAmita
FloraXHelia (I sqeal evey time I see them together...I AM NOT KIDDING)
Tiva
McGabby
Gabby

am i the only person who has noticed just how many Davids there are in TV? We've got David Hewlett (scares me), David Nykl, David Boreanaz, David Krumholtz, David Caruso and many, many more...

InuyashaXKagome
Jack SparrowXHis jar of dirt (instant love ppl, instant love)
BB!!
Hogelna

really think of more parings later...

Parings me no likey

Heres my thing with slash. If it's cannon to the story (I.E. Sailor Neptune + Sailor Uranus of Sailor Moon) then I really dont have a problem with it. HOWEVER if it's not cannon to the story (I.E. John Sheppard + Dr. McKay) I have issues. I donno. Something about guys (or girls) making out...

MirokuXTeyla/any other cross-over relantships (for info on this paring, ask penquin apocolyps)
Shweir- heh heh no. izzy...something about dating your boss (torri finds it weird)
CamXZac (see above)
InuyashaXKikyou (Kikyou can go to hell, and Naraku along w/ her...)
RononXWeir (see below)
HermioneXSnape (unplesant shivers run down back; horrid images appesar in head)
VoldieXANYBODY (feeling sorry for the chick who falls in love w/ that bastard...)
CarterXANYBODY BUT JACK!!
LOVE TRIANGLES(enough said)
SheppardXVala(NOOOOOOOOOOO!!)

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1. The Bones in the City » reviews
Forensic anthroplogist? Yeah, there's 2. 1 in Canada and 2 in D.C. parle vous francis? Oh, you mean Bones? Bones SGA xover Character death. rating will change. Shelya, BB
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-1-08 - Published: 11-26-07
2. Message Board » reviews
Title says all. This is purely what I get after reading all of those annoyinglyaddictive SGA message boardmemo fics. Enjoy. Cookies to all my reviewers!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 5-29-07
3. I'm sorrouned by cow terds reviews
The mansion is in utter chaos and poor Rogue is caught in the middle of it. oneshot 213 words. very short. Randomness Kyro implied
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-8-07 - Rogue - Complete
4. I Am A Skeleton reviews
My name is Summer Valintine. I am a skeleton. I lay on an examinataton table. This is my story. Slight BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-07 - Complete
5. 35 ways to annoy McGonagall reviews
Title says all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-8-07 - Minerva M. - Complete
6. Gabriella's Mom reviews
A parody on Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne. Slight changes to song. Troyellaish. HOW INSANE CAN I GET?
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-3-07 - Complete
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