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since: 12-28-05, id: 958492, Profile Updated: 10-24-09
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Author has written 3 stories for Fantastic 4, NCIS, and National Treasure.

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I add to the quote list a lot, so come back often!

I am bobascousin90210, because I like Star Wars and my favorite character is Boba Fett. 90210... Beverly Hills 90210.

Some of my favorite actors are Hugh Jackman (Logan/Wolverine in X Men and Drover in Australia), James Marsden (Scott/Cyclops in X Men, Richard in Superman, Corny Collins in Hairspray, and Prince Edward in Echanted), Justin Bartha (Riley Poole from National Treasure!!), Michael Weatherly (Tony DiNozzo in NCIS), Orlando Bloom (Will Turner in Pirates of the Caribbean), Ioan Gruffud (Reed Richards/ Mr. Fantastic in Fantastic Four, Kevin Sheperd in 102 Dalmatians, and William Wilberforce in Amazing Grace), Hugh Dancy (Char in Ella Enchanted, and Luke in Confessions of a Shopaholic), Chris Evans (Johnny Storm/The Human Torch in Fantastic Four and Nick in Push). And I guess Mitchell Musso (Oliver in Hannah Montana) is okay too. And, Brandon Routh ( Clark Kent/Superman in Superman). Tom Welling (Clark Kent in Smallville). GERARD BUTLER (The Phantom in Phantom of the Opera) IS THE BEST!! I also like Jason Marsden (Kovu's voice in Lion King 2).

My favorite movies include National Treasure, The Princess Bride, Fantastic 4 (the first one's better...), National Treasure, Anastasia, Superman Returns, X-Men (all of them), Batman Begins/ Dark Knight, Star Wars (all of them), Indiana Jones (all of them), The Chronicles of Narnia(The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe more than Prince Caspian), Pirates of the Caribbean (all three), National Treasure, One Night With the King ,All three of the Spider-Man Movies, Phantom of the Opera, Tuck Everlasting, and did I mention National Treasure?

My favorite TV Shows are American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Live with Regis and Kelly, NCIS (LA= thumbs down), Gilmore Girls, Full House, Survivor.You know you watch a show too much when your parents know the theme song.


I decided to add this list of Chuck Norris facts:

-If Chuck Norris said that breathing was uncool half the population would die.

-When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

-When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

I don't want to put all of my favorites on here. There are like a bagillion on http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com


Here are some of my favorite quotes:

Random:

"Being in love is like peeing in your pants. Everyone else can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."

"HOLY SPANDEX, BATMAN!!"-Me when my friend and I saw a dude dressed up like Robin at an amusement park.

"...Tastes like someone stole my wallet."-Gerard Way

Making Ice cream "I'd better put this away or I'll spend the next fifteen minutes eating and then the sponsors'll cancel and I won’t have a show, but I'll be full!"-Paula Deen (Paula Deen) Paula's Home Cooking

"Spiders. Why'd it have to be spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?"-Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"See children? Everything in this room is eatible. Even I'm eatable. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies."-Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


Quotes from Gilmore Girls:

"Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on until the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, 'Taylor, no.' And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, 'How's Ted?' followed closely by, 'Taylor, no.' "-Luke Danes (Scott Patterson)

"Hey, if you're gonna go all Ward Cleaver on me, I'm gonna have to call Eddie and Lumpy and tell them I'm gonna be late."-Jess Mariano (Milo Ventimiglia)


Quotes from The Prince & Me:

"The X-box is off-limits. If you mess up any of my high scores, I'll blind you with my laser pointer."-Scotty (Devin Ratray)


Quotes from NCIS:

Answering the phone "Very Special Agent DiNozzo, boy who cried wolf and must now suffer orthodontic disease for it, how may I help you?"-Tony DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly)

"How did you get into NCIS?"-Kate (Sasha Alexander) "I smiled?"-Tony DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly)

"Didn't become an NCIS agent yesterday, Kate. As a matter of fact, tomorrow..."-Tony DiNozzo "Will have been two years."-Gibbs "That's kind of touching, Gibbs, remembering the day you hired me."-Tony (Michael Weatherly) "Yeah, well, it seemed like a good idea at the time."-Gibbs (Mark Harmon) NCIS

Doing a crossword puzzle "Six letter word for a reason to commit a crime."-Tony "DiNozzo..."-Gibbs "That's seven letters."-Tony (Michael Weatherly) "Still works for me."-Gibbs (Mark Harmon) NCIS

"Thank you, sir."-Abby "Don't call me sir."-Gibbs (Mark Harmon) "Yes, ma'am."-Abby (Pauley Perrette) NCIS

Spelling his name on the phone "DiNozzo. Big "D", little "i", big "N", little "ozzo"."-Tony (Michael Weatherly) NCIS


Quotes from Boy Meets World:

"Cory, I just want you to know that in this most darkest hour of your youth... I am trying very hard not to laugh."-Eric Matthews (Will Friedle)

When they are taking personality quizzes, to Topanga "Okay, if your mate could be any animal, what would it be?"-Angela (Trina McGee) "Oh no, nothing cute and fuzzy"-Cory "Umm...I think it would be the falcon."-Topanga (Danielle Fishel) "Yes! The hunter of all that is cute and fuzzy!"-Cory Matthews (Ben Savage) Boy Meets World

"An operation, oh, that's bad. Remember our cat, Fluffy? He died during an operation!"-Cory Matthews (Ben Savage) "Cory, Fluffy fell out of a tree, they were trying to sew his head back on."-Eric Matthews (Will Friedle) Boy Meets World


Quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean:

"Oi, Fish Face! Look what I got! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!"-Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"Where's the thump-thump?"-Jack Sparrow(Johnny Depp) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

To Jack "Do you fear death?"-Davy Jones (Bill Nighy) "You have no idea."-Jack Sparow (Johnny Depp) P.O.T.C 3

"I like rum... Rum's good."-Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) P.O.T.C 3

"We need prisoners to interrogate, which tends to work best when they're alive..."-Lord Cutler Beckett (Tom Hollander) P.O.T.C 3

"You can fight, and all of you will die. Or you can not fight, in which case, only most of you will die."-Lord Cutler Beckett (Tom Hollander) P.O.T.C 3

"Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me momma!"-Joshamee Gibbs (Kevin McNally) P.O.T.C 3


Quotes from TMNT:

Being a technical consultant over the phone "Did you turn it on?...Did you plug it in?... Yes, that would help."-Donatello (Mitchell Whitfield) TMNT

"If you need me, I'll be watching my stories. Cody is going to break up with Donna. I just know it!"-Splinter (Mako) TMNT


Quotes from Smallville:

"For the record, I prefer the term Intergalactic Traveler to Alien-From-Another-Planet."-Clark Kent (Tom Welling) Smallville


Quotes from X-Men:

Looks at Storm "Storm." Looks at Xavier "What do they call you? Wheels?"-Logan/Wolverine (Hugh Jackman)

"You can stay here. We can protect you from Magneto."-Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart) "What's a Magneto?"-Logan/Wolverine (Hugh Jackman)

"You know, you should wear your seat belt."-Marie/Rogue (Anna Paquin) "Now look, kid, I don't need advice on auto-" Car crashes and Logan flies through the windshield-Logan/Wolverine (Hugh Jackman)

Commenting on the X-Men uniforms "You actually go outside in these things?"-Logan/Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) "Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?"-Scott/Cyclops (James Marsden)

"Got any beer?"-Logan/Wolverine) "...This is a school."-Bobby Drake/Iceman "So that's a no?"-Logan/Wolverine "Yeah, that's a no."-Bobby Drake/Iceman (Shawn Ashmore) "Well, do you have anything other than chocolate milk?"-Logan/Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) X2


Quotes from Open Season:

Eating animal crackers "The giraffes taste the same as the elephants... That's messed up."-Boog (Martin Lawrence)

When Boog asks where the toilets in the forest are "Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.”-Elliott "A bush? Are you serious?"-Boog (Martin Lawrence) "Go on. It’s just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it."-Elliott (Ashton Kutcher)

About the coffee he found in the dumpster "Ew. EW. EW! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup!"-Elliott (Ashton Kutcher)


Quotes from Happy Feet:

"What he's trying to do now is he's pushing her away. Let's watch the fun."-Ramon (Robin Williams)

"Just a moment, I here people wanting something... ME!"-Ramon (Robin Williams)

"Hello. I know size can be daunting, but don't be afraid, I love you."- Ramon (Robin Williams)

In response to Mumble's horrible singing "Yeah, I heard an animal once do that, but then they rolled him over and he was dead." Ramon (Robin Williams)


Quotes from Hannah Montana:

"Being a teenage girl is harder than walking through a balloon store with a porcupine purse."-Dolly Parton (Dolly Parton)

When Miley is holding him by the shirt "Ow, ow, ow! Thanks a lot, you pulled out my only chest hair!"-Oliver Oken (Mitchell Musso)

Ordering pizza over the phone. "That's right. Sausage, pepperoni, and, what the heck, onions! I’m not kissing anybody tonight. No I'm not ugly! I'll have you know, I'm a six-foot-four beach god!"-Jackson Stewart (Jason Earles)


Quotes from Fantastic 4:

"Where're your ears?"-Johnny Storm/The Human Torch (Chris Evans)

Snaps fingers and flame appears "Now picture that... but everywhere!"-Johnny Storm/The Human Torch (Chris Evans)


Quotes from National Treasure:

"Well, I'm no expert, but, it could be that the hydrothermal properties of this region produce hurricane-force ice storms that cause the ocean to freeze, and then melt, and then re-freeze causing a semi-solid migrating landmass that could land a ship right around here."-Riley Poole (Justin Bartha)

"As long as Ben's theory is correct and my tracking model is accurate we should be getting VERY close, but don't go by me, I broke a shoelace this morning."-Riley Poole (Justin Bartha)

"Okay Ben, pay attention, I've brought you to the Library of Congress. Why? Because it's the biggest library in the world, over 20 million books, and they're all saying the same exact thing-'Listen to Riley.'"-Riley Poole (Justin Bartha)

"I'd like to go shopping too, but we have no money."-Riley Poole (Justin Bartha)

"This is...huge. Prison... huge. You are going to go to prison. You know that, right?"-Riley Poole (Justin Bartha) "Yeah, Probably"-Ben Gates (Nicholas Cage) "Well...That would... bother most people."-Riley Poole (Justin Bartha)

"When are we gonna get there? ...I'm Hungry... This car smells weird."-Riley Poole (Justin Bartha)

When Ben asks Abigail if she is okay after he gets her back from Ian's truck "Still a little on edge from being shot at but I'll be okay, thanks for asking."-Riley Poole (Justin Bartha)

While explaining why they can't steal the Declaration, "It's surrounded by guards... and little families from Iowa... and little kids on their eighth grade field trips..."-Riley Poole (Justin Bartha)

"To high treason." Puzzled looks from Stan and Abigail "That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and oh, oh my personal favorite, had their entrails cut out and burned!"-Ben Gates (Nicholas Cage)


Quotes from Anastasia:

"I'd give her a ha! And a hi-ya! And a Whoooo-ya! And I'd kick her, sir."-Bartok (Hank Azaria) Anastasia

"Oh sure, blame the bat. What the heck. We're easy targets."-Bartok(Hank Azaria) Anastasia


Quotes from The Princess Bride:

"Tyrone, you know how much I love to watch you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped."-Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon) The Princess Bride

"I can't afford to make exceptions, once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time."- Westley ( Cary Elwes) The Princess Bride

Those are my favorite quotes. Sorry it was so long, but I LOVE movies!

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1. Is Forever Enough? » reviews
When an old friend of Riley's returns and he realizes he's loved her all along, he has to decide if it's worth the fight... It's kind of romantic, just read and review! Title thanks to S'Dot Yam...
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 5-6-07 - Riley P.
2. When Johnny Falls in Love » reviews
Reed's old friend returns for a visit and she helps Johnny realize that there is more to life than being the center of attention. Johnny/OC
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-17-06 - Complete
3. The Mustache » reviews
Gibbs' mustache takes over his brain... Set whenever it was that Gibbs had his mustache when he came back after retiring. Why did he have to shave it? There are only 2 short chapters. Please read and review!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-16-07 - Published: 1-15-07 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
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