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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Ironman, Avatar: Last Airbender, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Gossip Girl, and iCarly. "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." Who the crackers is Cate? Basically, a seventeen-year-old girl with dark brown hair and blue eyes and a pair of blue and brown glasses who loves to write about random things that really are quite... well, pointless. But to make it really easy to recreate Cate, I've come up with a little recipe which is easy to follow and oh so delicious: 1. Mix 1 tsp of depression, 3 cups of both romanticism and squee, 2 tbsp of ADD, a sugarfree packet of ED, half a cup of chocolate chips, a cup of water, and a few pinches of sarcasm in a big red bowl. 2. If you want a lighter finished product, substitute the chocolate chips with a half cup of anything from the health food store nearest you. Preferably something chocolate flavored. 3. Mix and pour into one of those metallic boxes in which you bake things. 4. Bake on 400 degrees for about twenty minutes and then let it cool. NOTE: Make sure you don't mistake your ADD for BITCHPOWDER, or you'll end up with Miley Cyrus. Enjoy your shiny new Cate! Because I am a teenage girl and therefore hormonally unstable, apparently: AVATAR: Zutara, Sukka, Yuekka, Taang GOSSIPGIRL: Chuck/Blair, Nate/Vanessa POKEMON: Ash/Misty, May/Drew, Dawn/Paul, Green/Blue SAILORMOON: Mamoru/Usagi, Minako/Kunzite, Rei/Jadeite, Naru/Nephrite, Chibiusa/Helios HARRYPOTTER: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Lily/James, Lily/Severus, Sirius/Eva, Remus/Tonks IRONMAN: Tony/Pepper Updates and Such: 8/19/09 - Some new stories up. I'm on an AtLA kick, so I'll probably be fairly consistent with my Keepers updates. And drabbles are so much fun that my GG drabble collection featuring Blair will get a good deal of lovin', especially because I'm so FUCKING excited for the new season. | |||||||||
1. Keepers of Small Things » reviewsAn AU spanning over fifteen years. Katara, Iroh's little prodigy, finds that home is not necessarily defined by the colors of eyes and clothing and skin of those living in it, but rather by the little things that those people do to show her they love her.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,342 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 7-12-09 - Katara & Zuko2. I Love You 8 Billion Calories » reviewsJust a little drabble set several years in the future. Sam deals with a subject very sensitive to the author.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 8-30-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B. - Complete3. The Perks of Being a WaldorfAnd Other Related Drabbles - Deals with the beautiful and intelligent Miss Blair Waldorf in her growth from girl to woman, among other things. If there's a ship involved, it'll probably be Chair, because I like my Blair Waldorf nice and angsty.Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Published: 8-19-094. Streets Paved With Gold or Something Like That » reviewsI figured, since I participated last year, why not write for this year's Zutara Week? So this is what came of that.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-09 - Zuko & Katara - Complete5. Les Histoires de Venus »A series of stories for the SMMFC July Challenge starring the delightful Aino Minako, otherwise known as Sailor Venus! Rating could change, depending on what SMMFC decides to do.Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,631 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 7-4-09 - Minako A./Mina6. Burger King and Extra Olives, Please » reviewsA series of short vignettes about the daily lives of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts after the latter dropped the biggest piece of news in L.A. since Arnold Schwartzennegger ran for Governator and won. MOVIEVERSE with light TS/PP banter.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 5-7-087. Metropolis NoirA dark Rei-centric AU in a very 1984-esqe world set to the strings of a quivering violin. For the SMMFC prompt, Bad Day.Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Published: 6-2-09 - Rei H./Raye & Michiru K. - Complete8. Words and Phrases » reviews50 little vignettes from the themes provided by the poke100 community. All sorts of ships, characters, etc. Rated because I don't really know, do I?Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-29-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi9. Insomniacs reviewsIn addition to Helios being kept in Tokyo, in this fic, Chibiusa was unable to return to the 30th Century. This takes place eight years after the battle with Chaos and Galaxia. They share a late night moment.Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-08 - Helios & Chibiusa T./Rini - Complete10. Two Spirits reviewsAn angsty short fic in which Zuko and Katara learn to let go, or at least attempt to do so. Zutara one-shot.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-08 - Katara & Zuko - Complete11. I'm Most Likely Tripping reviewsEva Jones's life is pretty much one super long acid trip. SBEJ fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-08 - OC & Sirius B. - Complete12. Gathering Blue » reviewsStarting in December '78, follow Eva and the rest of the gang through their short period of happiness after Hogwarts. JPLE, SBEJ Rated for language and darker themes.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,905 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 9-1-07 - OC & Sirius B. - Complete13. Reaching Violet » reviewsOh, the humanity. That self absorbed, big headed git... There is absolutely no reason for Eva Jones and Lily Evans to put up with the antics of Sirius Black and James Potter. So why do they? JPLE, SBOC. Completed! Thanks to my readers for your support!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,118 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 7-31-07 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete
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