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Author has written 25 stories for Wrestling, South Park, and Death Note. Donate now to Park Fest! http://www.indiegogo.com/Park-Fest-A-South-Park-Convention?a=52015&i=addr Hello! Most of you will probably skip reading this profile, but for those who don't, let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a ten year writing veteran just trying to perfect my craft while I slave away at a day job. Besides fan fiction, I previously wrote a column for the entertainment Web site 411mania.com. I've taken journalism and screenwriting courses and I currently write a blog aimed toward GLBT wrestling fans: http://fans.wwe.com/mrkjobroni/blog/?pref_tab=blog. Those of you who enjoy my wrestling and/or slash fics from this site may want to check it out. Most importantly, I want to let my fellow writers know that my services are available for a negotiable fee. Proofreading, ghost-writing, story evaluation, etc. Whatever you may need assistance with, I can likely provide it. Please keep in mind that I charge for these services, so helping you with an original story rather than a fan fiction would be far more beneficial to the both of us. Now that we've gotten the self-promotion out of the way, let me get a bit more personal with you guys. I enjoy rock music, comedy and horror films, pro wrestling, cats, and Italian food. I have a cat who resembles one of the lolcats, only mine's less evil-looking. Most of all I just hope you people enjoy my collection of fanfics, which are mostly in the South Park and Wrestling sections. Those of you who enjoy my work can also e-mail me anytime. I love feedback just like the rest of you. | |||||
1. damned if you don't reviewsKenny blames himself for Stan's "death" on Halloween. Only Kyle can make him feel better.South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-6-12 - Mysterion & Kyle B. - Complete2. porn wars » reviewsCartman and Wendy are debating pornography and all of their friends are caught in the middle. Will the porn war ruin lives and relationships or have sexy results? Het and slash pairings. Multiple pairings. Contains language, sex, and booze.South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,670 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-4-10 - Published: 8-2-09 - Eric Cartman & Wendy Testaburger - Complete3. cleanliness is next to godliness reviewsSouth Park High's favorite sex spot is in danger of being ruined. The boys, and Wendy, must make amends for past wrongdoings before it's too late. Multiple pairs, het and gay, and another SP fanfic cliche is under attack!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-10 - Complete4. misery loves company reviewsButters is having a terrible day until he gets cheered up by an unlikely friend.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-23-10 - Butters S. - Complete5. loyalty reviewsL can't let his lustful feelings for Light compromise the Kira investigation. Misa is caught in the middle of fighting, sex, and two best frienemies.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-21-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete6. the sound of one hand punching reviewsL makes a last minute attempt to expose Light as Kira.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete7. PRO reviewsOnly Kenny can teach Kyle how to survive being poor. Friendship fic. Based on ep 1301.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-2-09 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete8. hell hath no fury » reviewsEdge returns from Hell seeking revenge, and he's brought some old friends with him. Story features Edge, Vickie, Christian, Gangrel, Ryder and Hawkins, Kane, Undertaker, Big Show, etc.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-23-09 - Published: 11-17-08 - Big Show & The Undertaker - Complete9. deja vu reviewsA story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.South Park - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 10-26-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete10. dance with the devil » reviewsCartman makes a bet he seemingly can't win, ultimately affecting the lives of eight people. Het and slash pairs, comedy and drama, read and review!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,312 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 1-21-07 - Wendy Testaburger & Eric Cartman - Complete11. stan & kyle play with dolls reviewsStan and Kyle play with dolls, and each other. Need I say more? Cowritten with BratChild3.South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-24-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B.12. odd combinations reviewsThe boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 9-3-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete13. unmentionable exchanges reviewsStan and Kyle can't agree on which one of them owns a certain pair of underwear. They'll do just about anything to figure it out. Do I really need to say more than that?South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 5-10-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete14. the difference a decade makes reviewsTen years after first meeting, Kane and the Undertaker wage their final battle! Story includes John Cena, Paul Bearer, Kennedy, Batista, Finlay, Booker T, Lashley, etc. Read and review!Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete15. just desserts » reviewsA series of dessertthemed oneshots. Gay and straight pairs included. CartmanWendy, StanKyle, TweekGary, KennyBebe. Read and review!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 3-31-07 - Complete16. a first time for everything reviewsA day in detention and a time table of emotional events brings Stan and Cartman together in a very nice way. Slash!South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-14-07 - Stan M. & Eric Cartman - Complete17. answers reviewsKyle needs answers about the afterlife. Only one boy can give him the correct ones. Slash, PWP!South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-14-07 - Kyle B. - Complete18. the slash club » reviewsThe girls form a certain after school club. Can Stan and Kyle survive its presence? Can Cartman get Kenny kicked out of the club? Read and review!South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 6-11-06 - Stan M. & Kyle B.19. sweet revenge reviewsBased on episode 1009. Stan went too far when he pointed a gun at Kyle. Now, only Kyle can put him in his place. Slash!South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-16-06 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete20. Seven Deadly Sins » reviewsDamien is back, and he's back to cause trouble.South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,053 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 2-11-0521. Promises reviewsStan and Wendy made a promise to one another before breaking up. Can they keep it?South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-5-06 - Wendy Testaburger & Stan M. - Complete22. World Wrestling Extreme » reviewsWill Extreme Championship Wrestling live again, or die at the hands of those who helped create it? FINAL CHAPTER UP!Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-18-05 - Published: 7-31-0423. Addictions reviewsShort POV fic. Cartman writes a letter of confession about a night he and Kenny shared.South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-3-04 - Complete24. Fear » reviewsSting has arrived in World Wrestling Entertainment! Who will he target? How will they respond? LAST CHAPTER IS UP!Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-11-04 - Published: 4-15-0425. irony » reviewsEric Bischoff, once the head of WCW, was now working for WWE. While some had forgotten the past, many hadn't moved on from it. That's exactly what Bischoff was counting on. NEW CHAPTERS UP!Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-31-04 - Published: 12-6-03
