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Author has written 26 stories for Hellsing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Danny Phantom, Jhonen Vasquez, Labyrinth, Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Halloween, Batman, and Pan's Labyrinth. This just in! WTFWonder IS A FANFICTION WHORING COCKTEASE. That is all. No, wait. That's a lie, there's more. My attention defecit has prompted yet another bout of profile pimping. You can show your thrill, don't be shy. Favorite Songs: "Little Girls," "Zydrate Anatomy," "This is Halloween," "Big Balls," "Such Horrible Things," "The Addams Family Theme," and "They're Coming to Take Me Away (Ha-Ha)" Favorite Books (Comic or Otherwise): "Watchmen," "The Count of Monte Cristo," "The Phantom of the Opera," "Atlas Shrugged," "1984," "Mad Love," "Interview with a Vampire," "Lolita," and "The Killing Joke" Favorite Films: "The Dark Knight," "Coraline," The Thing," "The Phantom of the Opera (Robert Englund version)", "Rosemary's Baby," "The Silence of the Lambs," "Labyrinth," "Pan's Labyrinth," "Batman," and "Monty Python and The Quest for the Holy Grail" Favorite Quotes: "I AM the little voice," and "Would you like some pick-me-up cookies and porn?" | |||||||
1. Dee Dee » reviewsTrouble on the double.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,221 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 11-4-09 - Joker2. Bloody Childhood » reviewsDanny meets the great No Life King.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,200 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 8-29-09 - Danny F.3. Rotten Day reviewsMost days he’s a goofy, hyper nut. Most days, he’s just looking for laughs. The rotten days however…Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-22-09 - Joker - Complete4. Itsy Bitsy reviewsAll the difference of a spider. Rob Zombie based.Halloween - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-27-09 - Complete5. Father's Day reviewsIt’s Father’s Day on Crucifixus. Rotti Largo is celebrated in media splendor. Nathan Wallace is respected quietly. And one father is left in the cold.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-31-09 - Graverobber & Shilo - Complete6. Putting a Smile On reviewsNick Olsen is many things: a husband, a father, fired and a chronically, tragically good guy. This all changes upon meeting a happy, dapper clown in the road. ONESHOTBatman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-16-09 - Joker - Complete7. When Laughs Collide! » reviewsThe Joker is bored, Mr. Mxyzptlk is bored and there’s a couple of alternate dimensions ripe for the harlequin picking. This cannot bode well. JLUxTBxTDK crossover.Batman - Rated: T - English - General/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,710 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 11-16-08 - The Joker & The Joker8. Manic » reviews“But I wanted Joker Junior!” “Sorry, Puddin’, I forget—who’s pushing a watermelon out their wazoo?” “Er, you are?” “Which is why we’re naming him Manic.”Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 9-13-08 - The Joker & Harley Quinn9. Underground Labyrinths reviewsCenturies after Ofelia was shot, Moanna is still as curious as she always was, and just as attracted to labyrinths. Hopefully the Goblin King won't mind... Labyrinth x Pan's Labyrinth crossoverCrossover - Labyrinth & Pan's Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-14-0810. Phantom Lineage » reviewsHeroes don't die. They just pass the mantle.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,236 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 5-16-08 - Dan Phantom & Dani11. Narcissism » reviews“Huh, I guess this makes me a sadist, a sociopath AND a narcissist.” Chapter 8 is dedicated to a very good friend and contains yumgood sexual tension and CHARACTER DEATH. Now you HAVE to read it.Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,892 - Reviews: 273 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 12-30-06 - Dan Phantom & Danny F.12. Squee's Fantastical Field Trip of DOOM » reviewsSquee’s class is taking an educational field trip to the zoo, but they’re short one chaperone. Guess who volunteers? JTHM.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 7-18-07 - Squee & Johnny C.13. The Prize reviewsPlasmius snatches Danny Fenton away and demands his prize. Dark VladxDanny with mild Phantom Planet spoilers. This is M for a reason, this thing's uber descriptive and contains male sex.Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-5-07 - Danny F. & Vlad M. - Complete14. Enemies » reviewsWhat is an enemy, really? Rated T for cussingDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-3-07 - Published: 11-21-06 - Danny F.15. The Phantom of the Opera Is There » reviews…Inside Danny’s mind. Not your average Danny Phantom of the Opera fic. Based on Gaston Leroux’s phantom. DxS and some ErikxSDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-30-06 - Published: 9-24-06 - Danny F. & Sam M.16. Under Different Circumstances » reviewsIn a different reality, there is a different Daniel Fenton—and a different Ghost Zone. Run, Danny, run…Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 8-27-06 - Danny F.17. Tepes High » reviewsYes, it's ANOTHER high school fic, with ANOTHER AxS pairing. Not many people have been reviewing my other stories so FINE! I made a more romantic story. Hmph.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-20-06 - Published: 8-14-0618. True Living Corpse » reviewsThis is not, repeat NOT a sappy, mushy love story like Midian of the Opera. This is a POTO story for Denekrad cuz it's her b'day. Based on Leroux's Erik.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 7-28-0619. Bonjour Monsieur Alchemist » reviewsWTFWonder presents, Bonjour Monsieur Alchemist, a crossover of FMA and Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Denekrad addicted me...Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-29-06 - Published: 7-15-06 - Edward E.20. Police Girl Is reviewsONESHOT Alucard's thoughts on Police Girl.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-15-06 - Complete21. No » reviewsIf Seras Victoria had said no.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,497 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 1-29-06 - Complete22. Birds of Hermes » reviewsThe Birds of Hermes are Our Names, Eating Our Wings to Make Us TameHellsing - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 6-25-06 - Complete23. Hellsing Interviews » reviewsOOCness, weirdness, and Denekradness.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 6-29-06 - Complete24. Fullmetal Alchemist meets Hellsing revised kinda » reviewsWarning for Chapter 7! Ed gets hurt, Alucard gets pissed, Enrico is flaming. READ THE CHAPTER TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FRICK I'M TALKING ABOUT!Hellsing - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,362 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 2-1-06 - Complete25. Alucard's Favorite Night » reviewsBoredom Me Computer This Warning: May contain OOCness and well, uh, things that'll give you nosebleeds.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 4-25-06 - Complete26. Midian of the Opera » reviewsYou knew it was going to happen people. Alucard will be playing the Phantom and Seras as Chrisitine. Pip of course will be Raoul. Duh. There's probably a bit of OOCness, but most of it is in Riplina Van Winkle as Carlotta. Please don't kill me...Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,028 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 2-17-06 - Complete
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