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since: 01-01-06, id: 961007, Profile Updated: 10-31-08
country: Canada
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, National Treasure, Life With Derek, CSI: Miami, House, M.D., CSI, NCIS, and CSI: New York.

Name: Wizard
Age: ... stalker alert.
Gender: Female... o.0
Favorite Fandoms: CSI NY, CSI LV, CSI MIAMI, HOUSE, CRIMINAL MINDS, COLD CASE, NUMB3RS, NCIS

Some Simple Facts about Me

- I am a complete TV addict.

- People don't believe that I'm able to love TV and books at the same time

- I hate Peyton (CSI:NY) bashers

- I really, really, really hate Lindsay Monroe but I'm not going to bother bashing her. She doesn't deserve it

- Books that say TV is horrible and anybody who watches it is an idiot drive me crazy. There is only one book I like that sends out that kind of message

- My dream is to go to an Ivy League school even though I live in Canada. I have no idea what I want to major in, no idea what I want to become when I grow up. Stupid dream, huh?

- I start hyperventilating when I think about careers and my nonexistant idea of a career I would like to do in the future

- I hated the NCIS episodes with a passion that had Ziva David in it. Then I started watching the episodes with Ziva in them. God, that woman is awesome! Not as amazing as Kate though...

- I cringe mentally whenever I accidentally click on a House/Cameron (Hameron) fanfic. My brain automatically goes, "EW! HAMERON FIC! Gross, get out of here, get out of here..."

- I ate chocolate and sniffled when I watched Kate die the first time. I cried like crazy when I watched Kate die the second time.

- I love James Wilson but I resent him slightly because he went to TWO Ivy League schools- Columbia and Uni of Pennsylvania

- I only know six states out of fifty in the United States

- I only found out that New Jersey was a state and not a city when I started watching House, M.D.

- I research TV shows, even if I've only watched it once

- Wikipedia articles on couples really affect me, like how it said that Stella and Mac had the closest relationship on any other CSI tv show. Yeah, that made me ship them together. xD And the House flirting with Cuddy thing, that made me ship them as well.

- I'm glad the Wikipedia article about House didn't mention Cameron liking him because I would've been a diehard HAMERON shipper. -gasp-

- I feel like a dork whenever I pick up a CSI novel and feel like reading it

My Favorite Books

The Lovely Bones, Harry Potter series (duh!), the Tiffany series (by Terry Pratchett), the Da Vinci Code, the Dark is Rising series (Susan Cooper), the Boggart, And then there were none, Death on the Nile, the A.B.C. Murder...

I'm currently reading Money for Nothing by P.G. Wodehouse

If you have any recommendations for books, I would love to hear them! But please, no Twilight! I DETEST TWILIGHT!

My Favorite Entertainers

Actors: Sean Bean, Hugh Laurie, Robert Sean Leonard, William Petersen, George Eads...

Actresses: Angelina Jolie, Emma Thompson, Lisa Edelstein, Marg Helgenberger, Louise Lombard, Melina Kanakaredes...

My Favorite TV Shows

Criminal Minds

NCIS

CSI: NY

CSI: MIAMI

CSI: LAS VEGAS

NUMB3RS

Cold Case

House, M.D.

My Favorite Characters

Criminal Minds: Obviously Elle Greenaway and Emily Prentiss. I hate Elle bashers, seriously!

NCIS: I love all the cast of NCIS but I love Caitlin Todd the most. Do you really need an explanation?

CSI: NY: This is hard because all the cast of CSI: Ny are amazing (save for Lindsay Monroe). I have to say it is Stella Bonasera, Mac Taylor, Adam Ross, Sheldon Hawkes and Aiden Burn. Christ, that's almost all the cast. xD

CSI: MIAMI: Yelina Salas, definitely. Tim Speedle is one of my favorites as well

CSI: LAS VEGAS: Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows

NUMB3RS: Megan Reeves, definitely! I don't really watch NUMB3RS any more because she left

Cold Case: Kat Miller, I think.

House, M.D.: Definitely the Three Musketeers. xD I love Lisa Cuddy, Greg House and James Wilson

My Favorite Pairings

Criminal Minds:
Hotch/Prentiss- Because it just is
Morgan/Prentiss- Because Morgan is Morgan and Prentiss is Prentiss
Reid/Prentiss- Because Prentiss sacrificed herself
Elle/Reid- Because they flirt

NCIS:
TATE (Kate/Tony)- Because they love each other
McAbby (Abby/McGee)- Because McGee wrote Abby a poem
McGiva (Ziva/McGee)- Because McGee called Ziva 'sweet cheeks'
Jibbs (Gibbs/Jen)- Because Paris never ended

CSI: NY:
Mac/Stella- Because they're best friends
Aiden/Flack- Because Aiden is forever
Danny/Aiden- Because Danny got jealous when Aiden started flirting with another officer
Hawkes/OC- Because Hawkes needs someone to cuddle with

CSI: Miami:
Yelina/Horatio- Because Horatio will always be there for her
Speedle/Calleigh- Because everything just works out
Natalia/Eric- Because Natalia really loved Eric
Ryan/Natalia- Because they're friends now

CSI: LAS VEGAS:
Grillows (Catherine/Grissom)- Because Catherine helped Grissom tie his bow
Catherine/Warrick- Because Catherine loves Warrick's eyes
Catherine/Nick- Because Catherine wanted to feel Nick's muscles
Nick/Mandy- Because Nick sang for her

NUMB3RS:
Megan/Colby- Because Megan welcomed him back
Megan/Don- Because Don called Megan 'sweetheart'
Larry/Megan- Because Megan loved his classic car

Cold Case:
Lilly/Scotty- Because Lilly wanted Scotty's help
Kat/Vera- Because they flirt with each other
Kat/Scotty (friendship)- Because Scotty picked up a drunk Miller

House, M.D.:
House/Cuddy- Because Cuddy commited perjury to help House
Cuddy/Wilson- Because Wilson took her to an art exhibit
Cameron/Chase- Because he loves her

My Stories

Stuck in National Treasure: Kathryn and Anne Lasky were watching a movie before being suddenly transported into the National Treasure world. They are separated from each other and seek help (not really) from two sides: The Good a.k.a. Ben, Abigail, Riley and a new member, Anne and The Bad a.k.a. Ian, Ian's thugs and a new member, Kathryn who has never watched National Treasure before. Who's the bad guy? And where the heck is the Templars Treasure? Ian/OC, Riley/OC, Abigail/Ben

I think this fic is horrible! I'm probably going to go retouch it sometime later.

Nanny Needed for Malfoy Manor: When Hermione Granger receives a letter from a person called Kathryn M. asking her to quit her current job and work as a nanny, she accepts after looking at the large sum of money, thinking that this will be easy money. What she DOESN'T know is that the initial M stands for Malfoy and Kathryn M. is the daughter of Draco Malfoy. Will her past get in the way of doing a good job like she always does or will Hermione ignore her past and perhaps fall in love with Draco Malfoy? Hermione/Draco, duh (ON SHORT HIATUS)

This fic is discontinued. I've lost my love for Harry Potter but it's still an amazing series.

On and Off: Isabella Lee and Oliver Wood have a typical boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. They either act in love or act like they hate each other. Usually, it's both for the two best friends. But is love in the air or will Isabella and Oliver let rumours act as the decision maker for them? Oliver/OC (ON HIATUS)

Same as above.

You're the Reason I live: Remus Lupin is Emily Rose's least favorite Marauder. He's sneaky, cunning, smart and he never gets in trouble for all the trouble he makes Emily go through! Emily and Remus believe that they will probably always stay acquaintances and never become friends but Sirius and James seem to think the opposite and suddenly, Remus and Emily are caught up in Sirius and James' matchmaking. Could Sirius and James be right? COULD there be an unspoken attraction? Remus/OC (ON HIATUS)

Same reason.

I Can Explain!: When Emily finds out about Derek's plan to get Sam and Casey together so that he can go to Sweden, she's angry at the immature and insensitive Derek. It doesn't help that Derek's trying to prove he isn't immature and sensitive, unfortunately. Emily/Derek, sorry I can't stand Derek/Casey (COMPLETE, YAY! LOL IT'S A ONESHOT)

Never thought I'd write a Life with Derek fanfic. xD

The First in Many: My first NCIS fic! They had had their first fight in many months. And Kate already missed Tony. TonyKate, TATE, whatever you call it. It's honestly just about Kate having a fight with Tony. I don't know what the fight is about so don't ask me. XD (COMPLETE! ONESHOT!)

I actually like this one. I also love the little snippet of Huddy. xD

Beautiful Feet: First CSI fic. This story was freakin' random. Apparently, Catherine has beautiful feet. XD Grissom chuckled and took a sip of his coffee. “Your feet are beautiful, Catherine. Don’t bother wearing stilettos. I’m sure they just cause you discomfort.” Grillows, Pure Joy, CatherineGrissom, whatever you call them... Doesn't really fit any genre

I actually got a flame for this one. It could be interpreted as constructive criticism but the anonymous Allie was incredibly rude

House and Cuddy, Sittin' in a Tree: House stole Cuddy's bra and is in for a screaming. HouseCuddy, Huddy, whatever. This is my first HOUSE, M.D. fic and I think it's quite good!

The feedback was amazing. Of course, I thought that the dialogue in this fic was a little bit messy and that House was OOC but apparently, others didn't!

Can I have a Dog?: My first CSI: Miami fic. Written when I was still a Horatio/Natalia shipper. Now, I'm solely Horatio/Yelina! Yeah, go Horatio/Yelina! Whoo! XD The title pretty much explains the story. Natalia wants a dog. Horatio doesn't. Not really. XD Horatio/Natalia

I wrote this when I still shipped Horatio/Natalia, as I have said before. This one only got one review, unfortunately, but I thought it was pretty cute.

The Indestructible Plan: My first NY fic. Hawkes, Flack, Danny and Aiden plot together to get Mac and Stella together. I guess you could call it funny. Implied DannyAiden and definitely SMacked

This fic was okay. It wasn't utterly amazing. I liked the little twist I did at the end though.

Late Night: Another NY fic. This one had no characters other than Mac, Stella and of course, guest-starring, Teddy. xD Mac just comes over to Stella's house. That's about all it is. Trust me, it's definitely better than the summary. xD

I really liked this one a lot, actually. It was funny and I like writing friendship more than romance. I got really good feedback for this.

A Very Cuddy Life

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1. Stuck in National Treasure reviews
Rewritten! Anne finally realized where she was- in National Treasure. She could only hope that her sister was not in the cold company of Ian Howe. No one wanted their sister to fall in love with the bad guy of National Treasure. Ian/OC Riley/OC Ben/Abby
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-10-09 - Ian H. & Riley P.
2. Alphabet » reviews
“Go. Home,” Stella demanded, putting her hands on her hips and adopting a mother-like stance. “I love you but please. Please don’t make me shoot you.” SMacked, MacStella, Mella, Sac, whatever you call it. Fluff. Drabble. Review, please!
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-22-09 - Published: 1-18-09 - Stella B. & Mac T.
3. The Teddy Bear Exchange reviews
Once a week, all around New York City, teddy bears gathered in a remote place to share exciting stories. A certain teddy bear shares a certain story about a certain couple. SMacked, MacStella, MSR, MS, whatever you call it. Slight AidenFlack
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-31-08 - Mac T. & Stella B. - Complete
4. A Very Cuddy Life reviews
And Lisa Cuddy was happy. With her life, with her friends, with her acquaintances, especially with the one and only Greg House. Huddy, HouseCuddy, Houddy, Couse, whatever you call it.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-08 - L. Cuddy & G. House - Complete
5. Late Night reviews
“It’s not exactly a violation of your privacy when I’m your best friend. Besides, I’m hurt that you didn’t tell me you had a bedmate.” SMacked, MacStella, Mac/Stella, Mac and Stella, whatever you call it.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-1-08 - Stella B. & Mac T. - Complete
6. 20 Things You Might Not Know about Robert Chase reviews
He loves Cameron’s cooking. It is absolute heaven. He also loves the mushy lovey-dovey things that usually happen after the dinner. Drabble-ish. Implied Huddy. CHAMERON, ChaseCam, ChaseCameron, whatever you call it.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-30-08 - R. Chase & A. Cameron - Complete
7. The Totally Indestructible Plan reviews
Hawkes, Flack, Aiden and Danny come up with a way to get Mac and Stella together. MacStella, SMacked, whatever you call it. xD Implied AidenDanny and FlackStella friendship. Humor-ish
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-29-08 - Mac T. & Stella B. - Complete
8. OLD VERSION! Stuck in National Treasure » reviews
Kathryn and Anne Lasky were watching a movie when they got transported into the National Treasure world. Now, Anne's teaming up with Ben and Kathryn's teaming up with Ian, not knowing that Ian's the bad guy. Is love in the air? Ian/OC Riley/OC COMPLETE
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,947 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 1-30-08 - Complete
9. The First in Many reviews
They had had their first fight in many months. And Kate already missed Tony. TonyKate, TATE, whatever you call it.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-2-08 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete
10. Beautiful Feet reviews
Grissom chuckled and took a sip of his coffee. “Your feet are beautiful, Catherine. Don’t bother wearing stilettos. I’m sure they just cause you discomfort.” Grillows, Pure Joy, CatherineGrissom, whatever you call them... Doesn't really fit any genre
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-2-08 - Catherine W. & Gil G. - Complete
11. House and Cuddy, Sitting' in a Tree reviews
House stole Cuddy's bra and is in for a screaming. HouseCuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-21-08 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete
12. Can I have a Dog? reviews
Natalia wants a dog. HoratioNatalia
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-08 - Horatio C. & Natalia B. - Complete
13. I Can Explain! reviews
When Emily finds out about Derek's plan to get Sam and Casey together so that he can go to Sweden, she's angry at the immature and insensitive Derek. It doesn't help that Derek's trying to prove he isn't immature and sensitive, unfortunately. EDDV
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-17-08 - Complete
14. Nanny Needed for Malfoy Manor! » reviews
Draco needs a nanny for his kids and when his daughter owls Hermione Granger to be their Nanny, he never expected him to fall in love with her. It just wasn't what he bargained for. And guess what? He thinks Hermione is falling in love too. DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 10-12-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G.
15. On and Off » reviews
Isabella Lee and Oliver Wood's friendship is always on and off. They have fights then really sweet kisses on the cheek but one thing's for sure, it's that they're both falling for each other. Hard. [OWOC] [Rated T for a reason] [No flames, please]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 11-5-07 - Oliver W. & OC
16. You're The Reason I Live reviews
Remus Lupin is the least favorite Marauder in Emily Rose's eyes but that doesn't stop her from being friends with him. They have nothing in common, except that they're falling in love with each other. But what happens when Sirius and James play matchmaker
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 9-2-07 - Remus L. & OC
17. StuffToy Zabini reviews
Blaise is turned into a stufftoy Donkey and Hermione houses him. She discovers the cure is that she kisses him without any prejudice and hate but Hermione would never do that, right? Right? Well, what will Harry and Ron think? Rated for language. BZHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-07 - Blaise Z. & Hermione G.
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