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Author has written 18 stories for Legacy of Kain, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy VII, Da Vinci Code, X-overs, and Sonic the Hedgehog. I've been here a year now, so...Clement Rage, this is your life! Name: Sorry, not gonna tell. Personality faults: A tendency to talk gibberish when unable to think of anything to say. A tendency not to say anything in other circumstances Likes: legacy of Kain, final fantasy, discworld novels, evil people. Dislikes: Heroic people-James Bond, Harry Potter, etc. While I like the HP books, I don't like him. Non-comedy self inserts. I mean, how long would you REALLY last in Nosgoth or Middle-earth? Favourite quotes: 1. War is hell, but peace, is fucking boring. Ray Elwood, Buffalo Soldiers 2. Hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.Agent Smith, the Matrix. 3.Conscience! You dare to speak to me of Conscience! Your lifespan is a flicker compared to the mass of doubt and regret that I have borne since Mortanius first turned me from the light! Only when you have felt the full gravity of choice should you dare question my judgement! To know that the the fate of the worldrests upon my every deed! Can you even begin to concieve what you would do in my position! Kain, Soul Reaver. 4.So this is how liberty ends...to thunderous applause.Padme, Revenge of the Sith 5. fuck YOU, MUTHAFUCKA Lord of the Rings, The two Towers. I thought this was hilarious in a pg12 film. PM me and I'll explain. 6. Too many simpsons quotes to count, never mind type, but here's some I like. a)Just as I thought! That's a yard king! That's a quality barrow! Chief Wiggum b)Rev. Lovejoy: If anyone knows why this union should not come to pass, let him speak now or forever hold his peace (Close up on Homer's solemn looking face) His thoughts: Da da da da-da HEY! Da da da da And many more I don't have time to write up. Favourite REAL person quotes: Pointlessness in all its forms ultimately has a point-somebody I know. You always regret the things you didn't do more than the things you did. So enjoy yourself. -Somebody else I know -Now is no time to be making enemies, my good man -Man on deathbed after being asked by a priest to reject Satan .I've so many idea's at the moment, I know I won't get half of them done. Family matters-Commentary Loved the Rahab chapter. Second Kain chapter awful, but I liked the dialogue with Ariel. Coming eventually... Lok:The inevitable post defiance fic-20 chapters + -now finished. Most of the randomness I promised at the start didn't seem to materialise. Oh well. Sarafan generals-Watch them live. Almost complete Strike-The lok cast go on strike because lara croft gets paid more than all of them put together. Now complete. Fun to write. Final fantasy: Rinoa's unfortunate day-Rinoa goes too far. Squall snaps. Need I say more? Status uncertain. I've now been here three years-officially a 'fanatic'. Yay! | |||||||
1. A Tale of Midgar » reviewsOne of Corneo's thugs fights to survive in Midgar during FF7 as the Don's empire comes under atttack.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Crime/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,057 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 3-14-082. A Winner is Two:Robotnik, continued » reviewsA continuation of Blood Lord Dark Kiva's entry to Avatarjk137's tournamentCrossover - X-overs & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 7-21-09 - Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman3. Headmaster » reviewsHeadmaster Cid made what I consider to be some bizarre decisions during the game. So I decided to explain them.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 7-17-09 - Cid K.4. The Fall of The Sarafan » reviewsA look into the lives of the Sarafan Generals. Rating may rise. at the canon!Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,367 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete5. Master Piece reviewsThe true meaning behind the symbolism of Leonardo Da VinciDa Vinci Code - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-17-09 - Complete6. Loads of Mindless Violence » reviewsI need to practice my action scenes, so send in some challenges for me to paractice on!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 33 - Words: 41,492 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 12-27-077. Rinoa's unfortunate day » reviewsRinoa goes too far. squall snaps. Need I say moreFinal Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 3-24-06 - Squall L. & Rinoa H.8. Routine reviewsComedian's take of Deepground InvasionFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-08 - Complete9. Survivor » reviewsffvii through the eyes of a shinra soldier. Rated m for strong language and the honey bee inn. Chapter 27 up. DOC SPOILERS! Also DOC SPOILERS in chap 29Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,397 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 10-22-06 - Complete10. Hojo the Bullet Dodger reviewsAfter AVALANCHE beat Hojo in Midgar, two soldiers come across him, and find that he's more difficult to kill than anyone expected. Oneshot.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-07 - Prof. Hojo - Complete11. The Genesis File » reviewsWhat passed between Tseng and Elena while in captivity. TsengElena. Just a random idea. Enjoy. Formerly known as 'Captured'. Changed the name to celebrate 4000 hits. Nothing to do with the character Genesis.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-29-07 - Published: 2-16-07 - Tseng & Elena - Complete12. Stairs reviewsCloud knew rescuing Aeris would not be easy, but he'd never realised before just how high the building was.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-19-07 - Complete13. The REAL reason you haven't seen a new lok » reviewsEidos bought out? Amy henning leaving? Nope, THIS is why you haven't seen a new lok.Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete14. Thanks a lot, guys reviewsJust after AC. Cloud gets very angry with the gang. Mindless drabble.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-9-07 - Complete15. The Industrial QuarterHow exactly did Umah get caught in the Industrial Quarter? Read on. Assumes Umah and Sebastian were romantically linked before Kain was defeated. OneshotLegacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Published: 2-16-07 - Complete16. The inevitable post defiance fic » reviewsThe title. Not as bad as it sounds.Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 1-28-07 - Published: 4-22-06 - Complete17. Was I really that stupid? reviewsNot afan of self insertion fics? Read this oneLegacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-06 - Complete18. Family Matters » reviewsthe points of view of the soul reaver one bosses.may feature turel later.Legacy of Kain - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-18-06 - Published: 1-4-06 - Complete
