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Author has written 6 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, Mighty Boosh, A Knight's Tale, Robert Langdon series, and Master and Commander. I like the following things and because I like them so much, they'll probably be cropping up or forming the basis for a story at some point. Why? Because I'm a self-indulgent twerp: Dustfinger, dreadlocks, Narnia, Paul Bettany in various guises, The League of the Gentlemen (the Royston Vasey sort, not the Dorian Gray), hobbits, organic vegetables (and I don't mean the cast of 'Harry Potter'), Marie Antoinette and Marguerite Blakeney (and anything connected to these lovely-looking Georgian ladies...), Elizabeth Bathory, satirical literature and cartoons, Lord of the Rings, Aubrey/Maturin, Gormenghast, Goth music, Geoffrey Chaucer, period costume and TINY CORSETS (20-inch-cinch, anyone?), Sharpe, Withnail and I, dressing up - pointy-ears and Fimo horns and all, Brian Froud, The Mighty Boosh, albinos, tiny exotic-looking men, medium-sized exotic-looking men, tall exotic-looking men, exotic-looking women of any height (I do mean the Mediaeval Baebes...certes, they are ful wel fyne), my lovely nocturnal Witchcrafting, British comedy a la Blackadder, naughty fauns, the colour teal, that hot Jamaican wench from PotC2, and anything with any possible tenous link to Cradle of Filth. | |||||
1. Silas and MarySue » reviewsIf I had eyebrows, I'd raise them,' thought Silas worriedly...Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,304 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 10-22-06 - Published: 7-4-06 - Complete2. The Joy of Bananas reviewsStephenJack without the StephenJack.Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-1-06 - Complete3. WARNING:Exam Revision May Impair Grasp On Reality! » reviewsHumourous surrealism, to combine three loves: beautiful men, comedy, and faint dislike of the modern world. Anyone who also likes those three things can come and join in!A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-27-06 - Published: 5-25-06 - Complete4. No 'Noisy Bleedy Death' Involved reviewsDa Vinci Code parody with a Silas twist.Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-26-06 - Complete5. The Frappucchino Magnets » reviewsMultichapter NabooOC, amongst other happenings. Gasp! As Howard thinks he's the next Shakespeare! Stare! As Naboo's Carot Cards predict a lot of garbage! Scream! As the Hitcher's young neice threatens squirrels! And so on.Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-7-06 - Complete6. Sharpe's Parody » reviewsThe Duke of Wellington's camp, ' said Harper cheerily, pointing to the tents. ' No, he's not, Sarge! Really! ' Perkins defended.Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-22-06 - Complete
