About Me (part 1):

Name: Unknown to ALL! But for everyone's sake, call me Ruru or Loki.

HINT: Niether Ruru or Loki are close to my true name, so... I'm fine by that.

Age: 17. That be all I give you.

Gender: Hmm... I only have to say I like all cute, cuddly and fluffy things. I also like guns and the Triple 6.

Location: On a chair, In a room, In a house, in a province, in a continent, on a planet, in a galaxy, in a nearby universe.

Love Life: Single. I hope to STAY that way.

About me: I'll name off the charters in each anmie I like, and put the corresponding trait beside it.

In Yuugiou, I am Maximillian Pegasus. Greedy, money-hungry, and enjoy the finer things in life.

In Elfen Lied, I am Nyuu. Selfless, and shy though scared to let out my true feelings... Even though I am a little outspoken.

In Matantei Loki Ragnarok, I am Heimdall. I enjoy the insane side of life and like it that way. I also dislike the finer things on life because of my plans with friends.

And so much more...

I despise straight stories with my entire body because:

A) They are SO out of proportion!

B) There's so much lemon by chapter three

C) It's all "Love at first sight". NO WAY! Life ain't that way!

Look, if you want me to change something you honestly don't like: Write it in REVIEWS!

Likes: Yaoi/Shonen Ai (its actually fun to read since there are too many unproportional STRAIGHT stories! If you haven't seen above...), Anime/Manga. If you wanna know what stories I like, check out my Fav. Stories!

Dislikes: Badly written fics, Authors who think everyone is a 'tard or thinks we're blind and explain everything in too much detail!

For people that hate stereotypes:

If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. (Almost though)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (I'm gonna dye my hair black with blue foils sometime this year)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (writing is art)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

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Hetalia Meme!!

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Canada

2) HRE

3) N. Italy

4) Japan

5) Germany

6) UK

7) France

8) USA

9) Austria

10) Liechenstein

11) Switzerland

12) Sealand

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Germany/Liechtenstein? ...No. Never... I think I don't want to read one, but I might have to try it.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

N. Italy? Cute, but not HOT... God no.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

The UK gets Canada pregnant? Ummm, It happened guys. Eight of ten provinces were the result.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Austria? No actually. But I may try my hand at one.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

HRE/France?! Eww~! No way in hell man!

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Japan/US, Japan/Austria? Japan US works better because Alfred's population is drooling over Kiku.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If France discovered N.Italy and USA in a secret relationship, France would use the knowledge to blackmail and/or torture England. EFF YEAH CRACK!

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

HRE/UK? Okie dokie.

The war is finally over, and HRE still has feelings for N. Italy... But he comes home beaten and broken to the UK, who treats to a good time. Will HRE remember N. Italy, or is that memory forever lost? Warning: Slash/Crack.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Japan/Liechtenstein? No. Crack~!

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Canada/Germany~! Aww... How about "Reparations for that time" during the time Gemans and Japanese were locked up in concentration camps IN CANADA.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

N.Italy/Switzerland? Probably something with sightseeing and food exchange. Swiss chocolate~!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

France het and Austria slash. Yes to both, because I read both. Funny, though those are both pretty rare in terms of what I read. I’ve read France/Jeanne de’Arc (Joan of Arc) and Switzerland/Austria, but those are the only fics that meet that description.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

You could do so much with an Austria song fic, you could totally do classical music and put yourself in a Chopin mood.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

HRE/N. Italy/UK? Umm. Warning: Abandon Logic Here?

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

What pick up line would USA use on Germany? "Hey baby, remember me? You know, WWII?"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Lichtenstein/USA? NOT POSSIBLE MAN!

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If France walked in on HRE and Sealand having sex? I don’t know. After seeing that 2 and 12 were HRE and Sealand, I was distracted. I imagined what America would do. Which I think would be more amusing that what France would do. By a little bit anyway.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Something revolving around Matthew trying to teach Kiku Western manners.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Yes. France is one of the most easily slashable because he molests everybody. I ship UK/France which equals Canada, and I’m waiting for somebody to write a “UK impregnates France and thus Canada was born” fic.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

N. Italy? I dunno... Maybe with Hungary Onee-chan dressing Feliacano in her clothes for fun.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Vash (Switzerland) is too sexy to be drawn.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

HRE/Japan/Germany? Hell yes. If I could find a way to rationalize it.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

“Onii-sama!!” Do I need to clarify who 10 is? Seriously, Liechenstien is too cute.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

UK? Tea and weird inventions, I guess...

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

HELL YES! Vash with Roderich~! Roderich would have to drunk. Sexy! -Clears throat-

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

N. Italy/France? I gotta go France. Because Feliciano's is such a lazy bastard.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Canada and Austria are in a happy relationship until Austria suddenly runs off with Japan. Canada, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Switzerland and a brief unhappy affair with Sealand, then follows the wise advice of Germany and finds true love with HRE." What title would you give this fic?

First of all, somebody needs to write this because Canada/Austria, followed by Canada/Japan, ending with awesome, fluffy Canada/HRE would be the most amazing fic in the world. Second of all, the title would be “Visible at Last” and it would be simultaneously be referencing love and how invisible Canada is. Maybe he'll be a real country by the end of the fic.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

(I laughed so hard, because the person I got this from had 7 as Germany and 8 as Italy, to which they respond it was canon.) I actually have France/USA, so it’d make me and a lot of other fangirls very happy wth the crack. Nyehh. Since France and UK were married and divorced, and France can do what he wants, right?