98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44,May and Dawn are the best, rst64tlc, Gammatron

You know you live in 2000+ when...:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Copy and Add your Name

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, Demonically Angelic Neko88, GammaTron

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, Demonically Angelic Neko88, GammaTron

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, Demonically Angelic Neko88, GammaTron

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl/Boy drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation.

BESTFRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body.

FRIENDS: Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace.

BESTFRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership.

FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords.

BESTFRIENDS: MADE all your passwords.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!

BESTFRIENDS: Will add to it!!

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dumbass cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word

in each line from the top.

Betcha you can't resist passing it on. LOL!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talks to me and not you. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions and your not afraid to admit it, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Hotaru Matsumoto, randomnessgirl, Double Princess, Little Sakura Blossom, Demonically Angelic Neko88, GammaTron

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane and love it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door (glass or wood), copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever made a fart joke and farted in your sibling's face via the fart joke, copy and paste this into your profile.

Name: GammaTron

Occupation: Writer/Teen

Age: 15 and some change

Place of Residence: Port Orange, FL in a house

Family: Sister (Star the HedgeCat on this site), Dad, and Mom

Favorite sayings...

"Uple Mijor! Catastros! Centarus-Wolf Megazord!" Koragg - Power Rangers Mystic Force

"PIM! Let us out of here!" Phil - Phil of the Future

"Hey! Come back here with Timmy's nose!" Cosmo - Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour 3: The Jerkanators

"Cosmo, you idiot! Sorry, force of habit. Jimmy, you idiot!" Timmy - Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour 3: The Jerkanators

"Appa! Yip-Yip!" Aang - Avatar: the last Airbender

"Centaurus-Pheonix Megazord!" Nick-Power Rangers Mystic Force.

"CHIBI!", Larissa- The Chibi Curse: Part 1 Bionicle

OCs:

Rico Blazer: Rico is a boy around 16. He was raised by pokemon for over 13 years. In My Pokemon crossover series, His family was killed by a certain boy with a scratch on his leaf village headband in a cape. He has a brother Pikachu named Emerald. Rico's weaknesses are girls, the after effects of certain moves, and fights. The fights part is for when he gets riled when he sees a fight and then challenges someone after the fight or if the winner takes on a challenge. His age differs in my stories as well as his weaknesses.

Emerald: Rico's Pokemon brother. Emerald is younger than Rico and is named 'Emerald' due to his fur being the color of an emerald.

Rican Blazer: When darkness is put into his soul, Rico splits apart into two form. Rican is a mix of a darkloid and Rico. Rican is pure evil. He is also a new member of Jessie, James, and Meowth's Team Rocket. He makes sure that 90 of all the plans are a success, as long as it doesn't involve Rico appearing. His weakness is he's a worse Perv than Pervy Sage and Eido put together and multiplied by a thousand!

Arctic: Kyubbi No Yoko's brother. Arctic is the second in command, being the 8 tailed wolf. Each tail has a power. The one Rico uses the most is the Tail of Copy.

Yue 'Tazzy' Blazer: Rico's sister. Rico doesn't remeber much about her except from what Arctic tells him. Her nickname is 'The Deadly Steel and Ice Rose' due to her abiltiy of controlling Ice and Grass pokemon, even if their wild or legends, and because of her whip of steel roses. She had brown and black hair.

Loki 'Bandit' Blazer: Rico's older brother. Arctic tells Rico stories of his heroism and his Jutsus. He was a member of the village Hidden in the Leaves and the Snow. His nickname is 'The White Panther-Dragon.' His specalty Jutsus are in his eyes since he was part of a three man squad at the age of five and his two members gave Loki their eyes since Loki lost his in a C Rank mission. his team members were Neji and Sasuske's late-fathers. His Jutsus include Fire, Water, Earth, and Air Jutsus. His finishing move was called 'Elemental Style: Element Panther-Dragon Jutsu.' This summons a flaming Panther with the head, wings, and tail of a dragon that splits into five different elemental Panther-Dragons, each a single element, then they attack all at once, finishinbg the enemy. His current defeat time was '0.001' seconds, which means it only took a blink of an eye to defeat his last opponent. Loki had black and white hair and a attitude similar to Sasuke's.

Kyubbi.EXE: Kyubbi looks like a cross between Naruto, Kyubbi no Yoko, and Megaman. His Default Weapon is a Yo-Yo. He loves fighting, orange, and Ramen.

Shinobi.EXE: Shinobi looks like Sasuske, but in a NetNavi form. His Default weapon is a Shuriken and Kunai shooter. His Charge attack is either a Demon Wind Shuriken or a giant Kunai.

Skye Sakurai: Once human, now a Rose-colored Mobian Hedgehog with peach fur. He is the older brother of Maylu Sakurai and leader of the Freedom Fighters. Can run as fast as Sonic, yet can't do any Chaos Attacks besides Chaos Blast and Chaos Control. He refuses to remove a scarf that his sister made for him for his tenth birthday. Calls Maylu 'May-May' and Lan terms reffering that Lan is short. Loves challenges and hates the night for reasons unknown. Can swim.

White Rose: White is the older brother of Amy Rose. He wears an eyepatch over his left eye. His name is the same color as his fur, while his eyes are as blue as Sonic's quills. (Which could explain a reason why Amy has a crush on Sonic) White is the right-hand man of Skye and is a worrywart at times. Freaks out when something bad happens and also when he gets assigned bodyguard duty. He's not very fast, unlike Crimson, and hates to fight. Weakness: He is a gentlemen to women and children and he is afraid of Mobians-turned-machine.

Crimson: White's dark side. He has blood red quills and a tan muzzle. He is a master of Chaos attacks and can concentrate the Chaos Energy into his chains attached to his black leather straightjacket to turn them into microscopic blades that can slice through anything. He is afraid of Master Hand and Crazy Hand and is a Pastafarian. He's also afraid of any water other than rain, drinking, and bath water and fears for Amy's safety. The two change places by the eye patch. (Originally, it was a contact lense until the lense broke.)

Roll Cyber Sakurai: Roll is a Hedgefox the same age as Sonic the Hedgehog. Her father died when she was still in her mother due to an accident while her mother died from an illness. She was taken in by Dr. Ovi Kintobor before an accident caused the kind hearted adopted uncle of Roll's to become Dr. Ivo Robotnik AKA Dr. Eggman. Her mother taught her everything she knows about the Anything Goes Martial Arts while her uncle taught her about science, robotics, and inventing. She has long blond fur and quills with some on it in a ponytail held by a green bow and ribbon. She wears a pink and black shirt with a red heart on it and blue jeans that let her fox tail stick out. She has jade eyes and peach fur on her muzzle and arms. She has a living relative; her adopted older brother, Shadow the Hedgehog, where she learned her Chaos Abilities from. She was born with the ability to run as fast as the wind. Sonic appears to have a crush on her while she has a crush on him. She only lets Sonic call her 'Roll-chan' and will slap anyone else who calls her that.

Genie the Hedgehog: Genie is the Atrabian Nights version of Sonic. He is a Ring Djinn and his master is Roll Cyber Sakurai. He has a carefree and humorous attidtude and can shapeshift. His best friend is a carpet called Carpet. He has a bit more power than other Ring Djinns since he can summon Carpet and shapeshift with ease. He loves to be carefree and loves acting like a kid and playing with Cream and Cheese when Roll and Amy are asked to babysit the two for Vanilla.

Caliwave: The spunky twin sister of Caliburn. She loves being with her mistress, Roll Cyber Sakurai, and her friend, Genie. She and Caliburn get into arguments that usually end with Caliwave's 'Yo Momma' joke and leaves Caliburn speaceless. She is silver and sapphire where Caliburn is Ruby and gold. She can transform into the Queen's sword, Excaliwav. When she is like this, she can cut through anything she wants.

Volt.EXE: Volt is the son of Megaman.EXE and Roll.EXE. He always wants to help people and doesn't ask for things in return. He has an irrational fear of cats since he learned the Neko-Ken and goes to the point that even uttering the word 'cat' will result in him freaking out a little. His main weapons are the MegaBuster and RollArrow. He has gold armor, a blue jumpsuit with black lines going down the sides, a carfree look on his face, ruby red eyes, and long blue and yellow hair in a ponytail. He also hates jelly more than anything else in the universe and will attempt to try and destroy it when he catches a glimpse of it with no one else near it. He also knows the Anything Goes Martial Arts and swordsmanship.

Volt Hedgehog: The son of Sonic the Hedgehog and Roll Cyber Sakurai. He resembles Super Sonic, but doesn't have any of the abilities of Super Sonic. He has as much Chaos Energy as both of his parents put together. He wields Caliburn when Caliburn wants to teach him. He learned Kung Fu from his mother and loves mythology and cryptids. He enjoys to be carefree like his father and loves to help those that need it. He hates jelly and will want to destroy it when no one is around. He had an accident when he was five when he accidentaly learned the Neko-Ken from a man along with his son. (AKA Genma and Ranma) His parents weren't too thrilled by this. He's fine with Mobian felines, but normal felines freak him out. The only way he turns to normal is by sitting in the lap of his mother or someone close to him for a little bit.

Yue Sun: Yue is a girl around 13. She wears only kimonos and lives with only her Navi, Anna.EXE, and her 25 year-old brother, Cain. She loves flowers and will protect them with her life. Her hair and eyes are both a rose color with violet streaks in her hair. She also has a crush on a mystery boy who saved her 5 years ago.

Anna.EXE: Anna is a just like Yue in clothing, a Kimono. But under it is a rose jumpsuit with daisy colored gloves and boots. Her pink hair is covered by a hat. She's a tomboy and will beat anyone who calls her a 'Girly-Girl.' Her default weapon is a Flower Cannon that does only 50 HP Damage. She has a crush on Shinigami.EXE. Anna uses a folder that is mainly all the four main elements so she can use the elemental program advances like Elemental Sword and MasterStyl.

Cain: Cain owns a flower shop and greenery for trees. He is a skilled botanist and can make the most beautiful flower in the world. He doesn't go out for a haircut much, so he is sometimes mistaken as a girl with his green hair going down to his hips some days. It doesn't help that he likes to wear that green kimono on the weekends... 0.0;... He wears a green long-sleeved shirt and green jeans on weekdays. His Navi, Solar.EXE, begs him to get haircuts or to stop wearing those kimonos.

Solar.EXE: Solar is a male naive that wears a mix of Megaman X, Zero, and Solar Boy Django's clothing and armor. He is a worrywart about Cain when he doesn't get his haircut or when he goes out in a kimono. He is a light/wood/wind Navi and his alliance is with Cain, Yue, and the Flower Shop and the Greenery for Trees. He uses only wood and sword type Double Souls and can only go into Bug Style. Solar uses fire, wood, water, target, wind, and cursor chips in his folder and loves fighting viruses that get into any of the computers he's familiar with.

Loki: Loki is around his mid twenties and has a hobby and knack for using special swords and machines. He is a wanderer and helps anyone who needs it. He has spiky, bed head-like hair, sapphire eyes, and loves to wear a forest green cloak that hides his cobalt shirt and crimson jeans.

Shinigami.EXE: Shinigami likes his English name (Death God) better than his Japanese name. He is just like his NetOp, Loki, when it comes to wandering and helping. He uses a fusion of wood, light, and sword attacks. He carries eight blades that change on a command and name. I'll let you think up of the names. He has no allegiance except to his friends, kids, and Loki. His main weakness is kids Navis and human kids... He can't just say no to them! Neither can Loki though... Shinigami wears only black robes and his eight blades. He looks more like a man-wolf with a fox's tail and can somehow Beast Out. He is able to separate the 'soul' of a NetNavi or split their spirit in half so he has a traveling companion with the 'Soul Copy.' The Copy only lasts for a while though. His folder is nothing but Swords and Navi Chips that use Swords. He also uses Yo-Yos for the Zeta-Yo-Yo Program Advances. His finisher is usually 2x Hero, which is Slasher, Custom Sword, Variable Sword, and Protoman 1, 2, 3, SP, DS(This one causes 2X Villain), or EX.