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1. each face that sings »

[The Tattooed Potato and Other Clues] Almost four years on, and Dickory still hasn't managed to master 'quiet and observant.' But can she and Garson solve The Case of the Painted Paintings?

Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,008 - Published: 1-1-13 - Complete

2. Cities & the Dead 0 reviews

...and little by little, he went back to relying on gestures, grimaces, glances...

Invisible Cities - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-12 - Complete

3. Postcards From Atlantis » reviews

Dear Amy and Rory. Weather continues fine... Written for the who reversebang challenge on LJ. Request: 11th Doctor, River, and Jack have an archaeological adventure.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-12 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete

4. 18 Happenings in 6 Rats: a memoir

An interview with Rizzo the Rat, from The New Criterion, volume 30, number 5, January 2012 – special issue dedicated to the 50th anniversary of The Great Gonzo's 18 Happenings in 6 Rats, pp. 55-60

Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Published: 1-1-12 - Complete

5. 5 Great Gonzo Acts That Kermit Vetoed reviews

See title.

Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-11-09 - Complete

6. The Flowers reviews

When Jack leaves, Ianto doesn't sleep for three days. Set after "End of Days."

Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-16-09 - Ianto J. - Complete

7. Personality: friendly :D reviews

Top Gear crossover. When Jack is gone, Ianto finds himself in charge of keeping all of Jack's appointments. Set between TW season 1 and 2. Ianto/The Stig, non-explicit

Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-30-09 - Ianto J. - Complete

8. Quite Bad Indeed

A Bit of Fry and Laurie. Tony and Control, 9/11. Please note the subject matter before reading. Written for the LJ Gen Battle

Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Published: 2-15-09 - Complete

9. Magical Ignorance reviews

All right, blue whale. Is it a blue whale?" HP and QI crossover, featuring Gryffindor Alan Davies and Ravenclaw Stephen Fry. Written for LJ's Gen Battle

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-09 - Complete

10. With a Smile reviews

The first time Owen died he made a friend. Torchwood and Discworld crossover, written for the LJ gen battle

Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-09 - Owen H. - Complete

11. New Boy reviews

Billy's first day at MacDonald Hall.

Gordan Korman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-11-09 - Complete

12. In A Plastic Cup reviews

Gwen asks a pointed question about Jack and Ianto's relationship. Just an excuse to work in an Eddie Izzard line, really.

Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-25-09 - Jack H. & Gwen C. - Complete

13. Winning the Game reviews

Turtle decides not to fake her own death, in the end; it isn't necessary and anyway Angela would worry. Written for lynnmonster in Yuletide 2008, beta by livii.

Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete

14. A Terrible Wonderful Brunoish Idea reviews

Bruno has an idea - ages 13, 20, and 30. Bruno/Boots. Written for strippedhalo in Yuletide 2008.

Gordan Korman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete

15. Undercover Work reviews

It takes Carl two full weeks to set up the prank on Mother, sweating under Crease's raised eyebrow the whole time. Written for minkhollow in Yuletide 2008. Beta by dhaunea and acejillian.

Sneakers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete

16. A finely crafted art object reviews

Crack prompt: "A reimagining of Antiques Roadshow as a slash fic about Harry and Draco." It's all copperbadge's fault.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-29-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

17. Where Do Your Fingers Go? reviews

Sometimes, Jack sleeps.

Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-29-08 - Jack H. - Complete

18. So tall these days reviews

Ianto drove Jack home dead, more often than not. Gen with some Jack-Ianto.

Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-4-08 - Complete

19. Jack's real name 5 things reviews

Four times the Torchwood team found out Jack's real name and one time they didn't . Mostly crack. Spoilers for all of both seasons.

Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete

20. He eats a lot of bananas reviews

Donna: three ways she might meet him again. Spoilers for 4x13 Journey's End.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-08 - Complete

21. All I Want is a Proper Cup of Coffee reviews

Three times Ianto didn't get to have his coffee and one time he did.

Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-28-08 - Complete

22. Chapter 1 reviews

Harry Potter lived. very experimental piece

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-08 - Harry P. - Complete

23. We like to ride where there's not much traffic reviews

James Sirius Potter: from boy to daredevil.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-08 - Jimmy P. - Complete

24. Shall I Compare Thee to a Tentacled Alien Corpse? reviews

Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Jack and Ianto's naughty limerick war. Jack Ianto slashiness

Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete

25. But don't worry, I know you don't do volleyball reviews

Mike and Rudy's first post-camp letters.

Gordan Korman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete

26. The World Is Crumbling Around Us! reviews

Four MacDonald Hall field trips where Bruno Walton didn't cause the apocalypse, honest, Mr. Sturgeon! Bruno and Boots, gen.

Gordan Korman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-6-08 - Complete

27. A jug of wine and thou beside me in the wilderness reviews

AU after the first war - Severus escapes to France and the Muggle world, but he finds there are some things you can never leave behind.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-08 - Severus S. & Remus L. - Complete

28. Sing What I Said: 3 Vignettes

Who am I to blow against the wind? Three ficlets on a theme. Part 1 set preseries, parts 2 and 3 set during Season 2 in the Clueless and Safe era. Slashy.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Published: 7-25-07 - G. House - Complete

29. Another Year reviews

Five Wimseyverse birthdays. Crossover with Harry Potter.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Peter Wimsey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete

30. Mooning Over the Mariphasa reviews

Severus and Remus get stuck in an unusual location. Snape and Lupin slash. Not HP7 compliant.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-25-07 - Severus S. & Remus L. - Complete

31. Insane Crash Course in Magical Creatures reviews

Full title: Greg Proops and the Really Kind of Insane Crash Course in Magical Creatures. Whose Line is it Anyway? crossover. Magic catches up with Greg.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete

32. George and reviews

George never quite recovers. SPOILERS FOR HP7.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-25-07 - George W. & Ted T. - Complete

33. A Hat Never Lies reviews

Neville makes an unusual friend.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-15-07 - Neville L. - Complete

34. I Wish the Goblins Would Come reviews

Harry Potter and Labyrinth crossover. Hermione has a cunning plan. Well, sort of. Note: This is complete.

Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 5-15-07 - Complete

35. Under a bush, my heart in thorns reviews

Ironic, Severus thought, that even a snake could be a sheep. Poetry. A fusion of HP and the poem The Good Shepherd by Stanley Moss.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-07 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete

36. That Joke Was a Real Bomb reviews

Muppets crossover. Without Fred, George didn't want to be George anymore, so he told the frog his name was Harry.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppets Tonight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-6-07 - George W. - Complete

37. Shopping Hell reviews

House and Wilson go to the supermarket. Gen.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-27-07 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

38. Open reviews

Eilonwy is more affected than she knows by her time under Achren's spell. EilonwyAchren, EilonwyTaran.

Lloyd Alexander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-6-07 - Complete

39. Dear Aunt Snape reviews

Snape's words reach more people than he'd counted on when he is recruited for The Quibbler's new advice column. Gen.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-4-07 - Severus S. & Luna L. - Complete

40. 5 Bizarrely Plausible HPMuppets Crossover Romances reviews

See title. Suggestive but not explicit, honest.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppets Tonight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-27-06 - Complete

41. Salix Narcissa reviews

The lives of the Whomping Willow and Hermione Granger come together through the story of Narcissus. WillowSquid, HermioneNeville.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-19-06 - Hermione G. - Complete

42. Hare of the Snake reviews

Seventh year Bugs Bunny goes to Care of Magical Creatures.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-22-06 - Rubeus H. - Complete

43. Blue Lips reviews

On his good days, Harry often thought that Voldemort had managed to curse the entire world with his dying breath. On his bad days, he knew it was just how people were. Warning: DARK. Contains angst, death, suicide, etc.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-06 - Harry P. - Complete

44. Five True Things Luna Believes in reviews

Five things meme result. Drabblet series.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-06 - Luna L. - Complete

45. A Grizzly Fate

A poem in the style of Ogden Nash. Written for 100fandoms on LJ. I'm very sorry. :D

Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 9-30-06 - Complete

46. Five Famous Wizarding Vacation Spots reviews

Excerpted from the classic guide book Wizards Abroad by Christopher Offero.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-06 - Complete

47. Five World's Worst Gags on Whose Line: Hogwarts reviews

World's Worst gags Mike McShane REALLY wishes he hadn't done. Drabblet series.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-10-06 - Complete

48. Five Things Animal Ate Recently reviews

The Muppets go on a cross country tour Animal gets hungry. Drabblet series.

Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-10-06 - Complete

49. Twins reviews

George's loss is the Giant Squid's gain.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-12-06 - George W. - Complete

50. Ways to Kill a Man reviews

House had died many small deaths and a couple of big ones. Set during No Reason.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-4-06 - G. House - Complete

51. Shine a Light reviews

PostNo Reason. Wilson reflects and reacts. Contains foul language and mentions of suicide.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-28-06 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

52. Five Things House Might Have Done With His Hooker reviews

What happened after the end of Distractions. Some slash, some het.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-1-06 - G. House - Complete

53. Dumbledore, or The Magical Prometheus reviews

Dumbledore does the unthinkable to create the perfect spy. Things don't go as planned. Warning: not a happy fic. Spoilers for HBP.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-06 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete

54. Severus Snape and the Muppetational Horcrux reviews

Crossover with The Muppet Show. Snape never thought being a spy could possibly be this humiliating. Snape and Miss Piggy. Yes, really.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppets Tonight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-4-06 - Severus S. - Complete

55. Magicians Married reviews

Mairelon and Kim are drawn into a new adventure by virtue of Kim's trousseau chest.

Enchanted Forest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-26-06 - Complete

56. Days of Christmas reviews

Severus is wooed by mysterious gifts in the days leading up to Christmas.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-26-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete

57. Man in the Mirror reviews

Halloween 1981 from Voldemort's point of view.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-26-06 - Voldemort - Complete

58. A Lifetime of Friendship reviews

Marrying Telemain was the culmination of a lifetime of friendship.

Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-26-06 - Complete