Name: Hmm? Well if you want to know ask. It's usually what people do when they want to know something. ( Yes I've been told I can be quite...Charming.)

Where I Live: Somewhere on this planet... obviously.

Where I'd Like to Live: Well when I get there I will let you know.

Nickname: Ms. HellFire; and if you ever met me when I'm PMSing you will know why I am called that.

And gentlemen remember always what PMS stands for:

Potential

Murder

Suspect

Be careful who you piss off, Women can be the most deadly of all weapons. ; )

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Favorite Quote: "The only difference between Genius and Stupidity is, that Genius has it's limits"... And believe me I have met plently of people who have gone above and beyond the limit.

Check this out...

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If you could read that put it in your profile...you know if you don't have six billion of them already.

You know you're a 90's kid if:

(Bolded ones apply to me:) )

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, My Brother and Me, Clarissa: Explains it All, Salute Your Shorts, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Figure it Out, The Wild Thornberry's, The Rugrats, Kablam! Action Leauge NOW!, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Rocko's Modern Life, Kenan and Kel, The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo, The Secret World of Alex Mack, The Journey of Alan Strange, Animorphs, The Angre Beavers, Wild N' Crazy Kids ( The Original Reality Show), Hey! Arnold, CatDog, Caitlin's Way...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember Home Improvement, Roseanne, Step by Step, Family Matters, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons...you know before it was infested by a retarded yellow sponge that lives in a pinapple under the sea.
You can recall, at the drop of a hat, the theme song to the Original Beverly Hills: 90210

Defined the 90's by 90210
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
You remember when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or...eeny meeny miney mo.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
You remember that no one ever did find Carmen San Diego...Did anyone ever look in San Diego?
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1 and 2. . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies and how they scared the living day lights out of you...especially when they talked and no one was around.
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.

But You can still remember Claris Works from the original Apple Mac computers...and how they were crap.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Nickelodeon WAS the #1 Kid's Network...and not the Spongebob Network.
Michael Jordan was a king... at Basketball and Baseball.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies...and most likly still have them sitting in the bottom of your closet.
Slime was actually apart of Nickelodeon...unlike now where you don't even get the green water.

Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.

You have the Lamb Chop, Hush Puppy and Charlie Horse hand puppets.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB... or the New CW ( as it's now called).
You collected all the Troll dolls

You played and collected the Original Polly Pocket, and not the three inch dolls that oddly enough have the same name today.

You recieved you're first audio version of your favorite boy band (a cassette tape), to play on your walkman.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

You Remember...Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs not DVR's.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick and not the handy little thing that actually fits in your pocket nowadays.
You did MASH to figure out your future

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually become a thing of the past and we find ourselves coming up with stories to eventually tell our children, just as our parents did/do for us.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

In fact who would have thought we'd be the next generation to swear we'd never get old?

Or actually imagine that one day we'll have kids of our own who will be smiling at the same stupid things because it was an era that defined a generation and well...it was fucking cool!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You try to enter your password on a microwave, and stare dumbfounded as to why it won't work properly, until you realize you grabbed the wrong computer...and now there is popcorn butter all over your laptop.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname, a my space, or they are not in you contact list and you're too lazy to remember their phone number.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV...becuase that's just too much work.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job-- nepotism.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling; knowing how true it all it.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't copy this onto your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. ALL THE TIME!

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you love High School Musical as much as I do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Lucas Grabeel is the hottest guy of all-time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't wait for the High School Musical sequel and just want to fast forward time to this summer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are too busy with school to update, and tired of putting notes about it in your stories, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

If you are a little bit sexist, but still think guys are extremly hot... copy and paste this into you profile.

If you are a girl and have ever kissed another girl as a dare... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a guy and have ever kissed another guy as a dare.. copy and paste this ino your profile.

If you have ever kissed your best friend as part of a dare... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever followed your gut and kissed a guy you thought was extremely cute and he totally shut you down... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought about committing suicide, but have never actually gone through with it, becuase you know it was just one of those stress things... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of committing suicide and/ or have nearly gone through with it... please get some help.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. :

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never

speak.

Biggest Questions About Life:

Is nice guy who will love me from now until the end of eternity-- too much to ask for?

Mr. Sensitivity, Mr. Wonderful, Mr. Perfect (for me anyway)--> Does He Really Exist??

Deep down fellas that's all a girl really wants. A guy who will love them, hug them, and cuddle up on the couch in front of the fire place with them. And of course being the sweet wonderful sensitive guy that you are you won't be expecting anything more out of the deal unless she tells you so; If you catch what I'm saying ; )

Are we really the only ones "out there"? -- I don't believe so...in fact I refuse to believe so.

Kisses,

Ms.HellFire

Email: ms.hellfire_ffacnt@hotmail.com

Best Friend on FanFic: Jaime (a.k.a Muscialfreak)