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since: 01-05-06, id: 964295, Profile Updated: 03-28-11
country: USA
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter.

HEy there how goes it?I'm Texas Dragon and I do liove in Texas, Corpus Actually. I'm good here and I love HArry Potter and Naruto. (Cedric is fucking hot!)

Quotes

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.”

-Franklin P. Adams

Meddle ye not in the affairs of dragons,

for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

-no clue

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of

people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

-Douglas Adams

Never bite the hand of the person feeding you. They put you in solitary for that one.

-Andrea Garrett

Look, I understand you've experienced
a loss, but this relationship just can't work.

I mean, you're a cat, I'm black
and I'm not going to be hurt again.
I Robot Will Smith

If all else fails...shoot the messenger.

If all else fails... be glad you arn't all else.

Destiny is a Bitch, Fate has multiple personalities, Karma is accident prone and Lady Luck is Destiny's alter ego.

No one's a virgin life screws us all.

It is better to be violent if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of none violence to cover impotence. -Mahatma Gandhi

I have several stories and barely any of these are actually serious

NOT FOR CHILDREN !

I must also say to all he fuckers who don't like gay's in any way to please leave now. And if you don't like them and your still sticking around think of it this way: In the time of the Greek and Roman Gods most male gods had male lovers so think about that you homophobic fuckers and I mean fuckers in the worst possible way's imaginable.

Fav Songs

HOW YOU'VE TURNED MY WORLD /
JARETH: / YOU PRECIOUS THING /
JARETH: / YOU STARVE AND NEAR EXHAUST ME /
JARETH: / EVERYTHING I'VE DONE, I'VE DONE FOR YOU /
JARETH: / I MOVE THE STARS FOR NO ONE /
JARETH: / YOU'VE RUN SO LONG /
JARETH: / YOU'VE RUN SO FAR /
JARETH: / YOUR EYES CAN BE SO CRUEL /
JARETH: / JUST AS I CAN BE SO CRUEL /
JARETH: / THOUGH I DO BELIEVE IN YOU /
/ YES, I DO /
JARETH: / LIVE WITHOUT YOUR SUNLIGHT /
JARETH: / LOVE WITHOUT YOUR HEARTBEAT /
JARETH: / I...I CAN'T LIVE WITHIN YOU //

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (but how do they know...)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever yelled at/ hit or somehow tried to hurt an inanimate object in a fit of anger, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Kankuro is a sexy puppet master copy this to your profile and add your name: KankuroFangirl, Dusk-Blood Ninja-Monkey Heart, Dags Calhoun

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14 , DynamicKayos, Dusk-Blood Ninja-Monkey Heart, Dags Calhoun

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Person Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict
If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you know SasuNaru won't work because neither are willing to be the uke (but like the idea anyway), copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have pretended to be someone your not but learned it's better to be you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. (Us freaks gotta stick together!)

If you are anti-social sometimes (or quite a bit of the time) and proud, post this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost IF you cryed or got teary eyed while reading this copy and paste it to your Prfile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree while acting out something you've read/ watched recently (or not so recently),copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', Temari from Naruto, Bill Clinton, Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese? Or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crazy too)I wanna press the big shiney red button too. If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Fashion is dressing like everyone else and being trendy. Style is when you dress like yourself and are unique. If you think fashion is crap and style is what's really important, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

IF you think Homophobia is damn near or actually is the stupidest phobia ever made by idiots, copy and paste this to your profile

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1. Friends and Coupons reviews
I had to put it up again because a reviewer told me some things I did wrong with it like spelling and phraseing and that kinda thing, so yeah. Sev And Hermione's friends come over.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 10-12-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
2. A Little Biased reviews
Molly Weasley has just found out that her two youngest children are going out with men more than half thier age. This is how she reacts to all the news.I really couldn't help myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 4-4-07 - Ginny W. & Severus S. - Complete
3. We Didn't Win reviews
Harry didn't win the war. Then aqian no one really ever wins, do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-07 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
4. I think
I did it once I can do it again. Harry has been thinking and these are his thoughts.No slash though I really don't mind it at all
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Published: 3-18-07 - Harry P. - Complete
5. POTTER! reviews
Late at night there are things you can hear and see at Hogwarts that you couldn't any were else. No slash unfortunately
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-07 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete
6. Crazy Old Man » reviews
This is all about what happens when a very hot man has to many Lemon Drops. It is AU and has mintions of slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 12-31-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S.
7. The Battle of Peace reviews
This is one mans look on to the Battle of Peace. Have fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-29-06 - Severus S. - Complete
8. What? reviews
BANG!BANG!BANG! You head slams down on the desk and you have a feelin it's just one of those days. Many have had a day such as this, but today it's Sevrus sSnape's turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-06 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete
9. The potions reviews
Harry's potion goe BOOM! Oh and lets all remember about Snapes Kinkey ways
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-9-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
10. The Strangest Most Gruesome Thing reviews
This is more of a guy thing but hey who cares. WHat peoplewatchdamn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-06 - Severus S. & Lucius M.
11. Phyco's Any One? » reviews
This is so incredably stupid so don't take any thing serios. The teachers at Hogy Warty Hogwarts have to take a phyc test and things go wrong. PLease don't review and say this is stupid I know that already.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-13-06 - Published: 10-12-06 - Complete
12. The Five Realisations reviews
Five things you realize at a sertin point in your life. IT isn't mine and is AU like every single damn thing I put on here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-24-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
13. How Did It End, Mum? » reviews
AU like it would be anything else. Two people have a daughter and while her father is away on some trip she asks her mum about the last battle. Hope you like and review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-12-06 - Hermione G. & OC - Complete
14. Sev and Mi Were Snogging » reviews
THis is just plane stupid and just there.SSHG and Fairies yay. Hope you read and Flame but reviews are okmto. I geuss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-4-06 - Published: 5-12-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
15. Strange Day Odd People » reviews
AU. This has a total of four chapters. It's about a day as people veiw strange things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 5-27-06 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
16. The Pink Room of Doom » reviews
Au as usual hehe. OK IT's St.Valentines day at old HOgwarts and the students and staff of the schoolare locked in to the GreatHall hopfully hilarity insues and you like it. HGSS I think
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-22-06 - Published: 5-2-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
17. Snow Hate it Love Love it Snow and Love It works reviews
sshg just barged in my head just do something for it I geuss. Little info on Poppy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-06 - Severus S. - Complete
18. Is this Love » reviews
This is a Duo SongFic. the first Chapter is by Loki and Demosthenes, the second is mine. His is a HpGw, no slash. Mine is, of course, SSHG. I hope you like, and please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-06 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
19. On My Mind reviews
AU.Things on this girls mind. HErmione is thinking of future and past. She dosn't know what she wants to do in life but she's getting there oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
20. No Better or Father Figure reviews
OK, this is what Harry thinks of his dad, Snape, and Dumbledore. And remember this is from Harry's mind and about now it isn't to ordered. Oneshot no Pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-2-06 - Harry P. - Complete
21. I See It Now reviews
AU. This is a songfic please give it a chance it's real sweet I'm told. mintions RWHG is really a HGSS.rwhg sucks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-06 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
22. Smile at Him » reviews
AU. Sweet stupidity insues in the first chapter whitch should not be taken seriously. The second chapter is what you should read. TWOSHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
23. One Letter reviews
AU. Stupidity all around. This should not be taken seriously in fact many people includeing my self wish it to burn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-26-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
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