|Lord Divestre Croft|
Author has written 26 stories for Elfen Lied, Final Fantasy VII, Dishonored, Gankutsuou: Count of Monte Cristo, and Catherine.
Name: None of your beeswax
Age: Old enough
Interests: Writing, Anime, cooking, reading novels and magazines (food, wine, travel), watercolor painting, sketching, and travel
Favorite novels: Poirot series, Why Didn't They Ask Evans?, Take What You Can Get, Khalil Gibran books, Destination Unknown, The Secret Garden, Jane Austen in general
Favorite TV-series/movies: Poirot, The Thin Man movie series, The Cosby Show, Daria, Curse of the Golden Flower, The Banquet, Hildalgo, King Arthur
Favorite plays/theater: Curtains, Cirque du Soleil (I especially like Corteo, Varekai, La Nouba, and Alegria)
Hey Dishonored fans! I'm a Corvo/Jessamine shipper, and this pic is hilarity itself:
Why Square Enix hasn't remade FFVII yet:
You know you're a Cloti fan when...
Anything romantic reminds you of Cloud and Tifa.
You freak out, literally, when Cloud and Tifa get paired up with some other characters, no matter who it is.
You consider Cloud and Tifa to be your religion.
Your liscense plate reads "CLOTIFAN".
You get a tattoo of them together.
You have over 200 images of them on your harddrive.
You make music videos dedicated to them constantly.
You buy and/or read doujinshi of them.
You wish you and your boyfriend/girlfriend were like Cloud and Tifa.
You write fanfics about them.
You're making a list like this.
The one's in bold our me...
You know you're an author when...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
You constantly start talking/thinking in third person, present or past tense.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You think about making lists like this and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason
Section-Final Fantasy VII (real version of story will be on FictionPress.com; names and some content will be changed)
Welcome to the wild cities, where monsters jump from electricity and 'computer virus' has a different meaning! Luckily, Titans 7 handles the mess. But, what to do about Cloud Strife. Titans 7 doesn't know what to make of this man, who does whatever he wants no matter what they say. Of course, none of them could ever imagine how intense their battle would become, the worldwide conspiracy that was upon them... or how special this new recruit really is...
Lady of the Lilies Rewritten:
Section-Final Fantasy VII
His voice was deep but quiet. She felt his lips dance on her neck. She tried to escape his embrace, but he was stronger than he looked. "You are mine!" he said playfully. "You are mine, and we are one forever."
First came the cat. Second came the portrait. Then came the man...
In a string of horrific, supernatural events, Tifa falls into a fairytale gone mad that is anything but make-believe. The only salvation for this hapless princess is a king who is as terrifying as he is kind... a man who loves her as much as he hates her...
Red Revolution: Metamorphosis
Pairing(s)- Sephiroth/OC; Cloud/Tifa
A total retelling of my formerly most popular series Killing Them Softly!
When you turn 16, wouldn't you just expect a car or a wad of money? Instead, what if you find out you are a living weapon with strange abilities and killer instincts? Cool, right? Unfortunately for Cloud, he quickly discovers that it totally sucks, especially since his parents have died because of it, he's having strange visions, a criminal organization is hot on his heels... and he's suddenly able to disguise himself as a girl!?
Pairing(s)-Multiple pairings abound!
Corvo Attano wants a new way of life, the freedom to sleep naked again, and a chance to escape from the brother who despises the air he breathes. However, when he decides to put his future in the hands of an enigmatic 'benefactor', known as The Outsider, he gets precisely what he asked for... and then some. Now, he is faced with a highly eccentric magnate's demands, a cute little girl named Emily and her beautiful, lonely, divorced mother, a sea of phone calls, a plethora of hotel misfits...and a murder?
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