Lord Divestre Croft
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since: 01-05-06, id: 964484, Profile Updated: 05-06-13
country: USA
Author has written 26 stories for Elfen Lied, Final Fantasy VII, Dishonored, Gankutsuou: Count of Monte Cristo, and Catherine.

Name: None of your beeswax

Age: Old enough

Ethnicity: Mixed

Interests: Writing, Anime, cooking, reading novels and magazines (food, wine, travel), watercolor painting, sketching, and travel

Favorite novels: Poirot series, Why Didn't They Ask Evans?, Take What You Can Get, Khalil Gibran books, Destination Unknown, The Secret Garden, Jane Austen in general

Favorite TV-series/movies: Poirot, The Thin Man movie series, The Cosby Show, Daria, Curse of the Golden Flower, The Banquet, Hildalgo, King Arthur

Favorite plays/theater: Curtains, Cirque du Soleil (I especially like Corteo, Varekai, La Nouba, and Alegria)

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Hey Dishonored fans! I'm a Corvo/Jessamine shipper, and this pic is hilarity itself:

http://ohcorny.tumblr.com/image/36936494891

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Why Square Enix hasn't remade FFVII yet:

Read more: http://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/square-enix-no-final-fantasy-vii-hd-remake-until-weve-made-a-game-better-than-final-fantasy-vii/#ixzz1zsPkPz4K

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You know you're a Cloti fan when...

Anything romantic reminds you of Cloud and Tifa.

You freak out, literally, when Cloud and Tifa get paired up with some other characters, no matter who it is.

You consider Cloud and Tifa to be your religion.

Your liscense plate reads "CLOTIFAN".

You get a tattoo of them together.

You have over 200 images of them on your harddrive.

You make music videos dedicated to them constantly.

You buy and/or read doujinshi of them.

You wish you and your boyfriend/girlfriend were like Cloud and Tifa.

You write fanfics about them.

You're making a list like this.

The one's in bold our me...

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You know you're an author when...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

You constantly start talking/thinking in third person, present or past tense.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You think about making lists like this and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason

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Currently running:

Cyber Black:

Section-Final Fantasy VII (real version of story will be on FictionPress.com; names and some content will be changed)

Rating- T

Genre: Action/Adventure/Sci-fi/Suspense/Romance

Pairing: Cloud/Tifa

Summary

Welcome to the wild cities, where monsters jump from electricity and 'computer virus' has a different meaning! Luckily, Titans 7 handles the mess. But, what to do about Cloud Strife. Titans 7 doesn't know what to make of this man, who does whatever he wants no matter what they say. Of course, none of them could ever imagine how intense their battle would become, the worldwide conspiracy that was upon them... or how special this new recruit really is...

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Lady of the Lilies Rewritten:

Section-Final Fantasy VII

Rating- M

Genre-Supernatural/Romance/Suspense/Fantasy/Horror

Pairing-Cloti

Summary

His voice was deep but quiet. She felt his lips dance on her neck. She tried to escape his embrace, but he was stronger than he looked. "You are mine!" he said playfully. "You are mine, and we are one forever."

First came the cat. Second came the portrait. Then came the man...

In a string of horrific, supernatural events, Tifa falls into a fairytale gone mad that is anything but make-believe. The only salvation for this hapless princess is a king who is as terrifying as he is kind... a man who loves her as much as he hates her...

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Red Revolution: Metamorphosis

Section-Final Fantasy

Genre-Sci-fi/Mystery/Suspense/Adventure/Comedy/Friendship

Pairing(s)- Sephiroth/OC; Cloud/Tifa

Summary

A total retelling of my formerly most popular series Killing Them Softly!

When you turn 16, wouldn't you just expect a car or a wad of money? Instead, what if you find out you are a living weapon with strange abilities and killer instincts? Cool, right? Unfortunately for Cloud, he quickly discovers that it totally sucks, especially since his parents have died because of it, he's having strange visions, a criminal organization is hot on his heels... and he's suddenly able to disguise himself as a girl!?

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Farewell, Gypsy

Section-Dishonored

Rating-T

Genre-Mystery/Humor/Romance/Drama

Pairing(s)-Multiple pairings abound!

Summary

Corvo Attano wants a new way of life, the freedom to sleep naked again, and a chance to escape from the brother who despises the air he breathes. However, when he decides to put his future in the hands of an enigmatic 'benefactor', known as The Outsider, he gets precisely what he asked for... and then some. Now, he is faced with a highly eccentric magnate's demands, a cute little girl named Emily and her beautiful, lonely, divorced mother, a sea of phone calls, a plethora of hotel misfits...and a murder?

Clothing

Vera Moray's Nightgown:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3562/3614602666_6815dfc820.jpg?v=0

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3623/3613781099_a5a6993063.jpg?v=0

Vera Moray's Cocktail Dress:

http://fashionwarehouse.eu/women-wholesale-clothing/wholesale-dresses/300109-violet-black-cocktail-dress-cowl-front.htmlJessamine Kaldwin's Cocktail Dress:

http://cdnd.lystit.com/photos/2012/06/13/david-meister-navy-illusion-dress-product-1-3909402-343078205_large_flex.jpeg


1. Red Revolution: Metamorphosis » reviews
When you turn 16, wouldn't you just expect a car? Instead, what if you find out you were a living weapon with strange abilities and killer instincts? Cool, right? Unfortunately for Cloud, he quickly discovers that it totally sucks... Killing Them Softly Revised. (Not a slash, people)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,584 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 4-28-08 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth
2. Question reviews
Is forgiving really that easy? - Written for the Prompt Exchange Challenge
Catherine - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-15-13 - Vincent B. & Katherine M. - Complete
3. Farewell, Gypsy » reviews
Modern AU. Corvo Attano wants a new way of life, the freedom of sleeping naked again, and a chance to finally escape the half-brother who loathes him. However, when he decides to put his future in the hands of an enigmatic 'benefactor', known as The Outsider, he gets precisely what he asked for... and then some...
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,427 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-9-13 - Published: 12-25-12 - Corvo A. & Jessamine K.
4. Serenity reviews
She's harmony. That's what the Count thinks as the pill passes through his lips. (Written for the Prompt Exchange Challenge)
Gankutsuou: Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-19-13 - Haydée T. & The Count - Complete
5. Cyber Black » reviews
Welcome to the wild cities, where monsters jump from electricity and a 'computer virus' is deadly! Luckily, Titans 7 handles the mess. But, what to do about Cloud. Titans 7 doesn't know what to make of this man, who always does whatever he wants. Of course, none of them could ever imagine how intense their battle would become. Or how special this new recruit really is...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,252 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 3-18-13 - Published: 5-3-07 - Cloud S. & Tifa L.
6. Spelunking reviews
I have evolved, and so has she. She is not the passive reverie of my fantasies, but a possessive chimera that devours me, starting at the feet. Her robe is dark red. All the blood I've shed for her is hugging her lissome body, flowing on the earth beneath me, spilling all over me. Her hair is long and free; her star is not there. (An unresolved Corvo/Jessamine in prose) -Revised
Dishonored - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-13 - Corvo A. & Jessamine K. - Complete
7. It's Hard Working at Hotel Nero's reviews
Poor innocent Aerith gets tangled up in someone else's love affair. Chaos ensues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-28-13 - Aerith G. & Scarlet - Complete
8. So Long, Old Halcyon Days reviews
At last, Cloud is finally at peace... with his past... and the world. A short look into the mind of a non-angsting Cloud. -Written for the Prompt Exchange Challenge
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-13 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
9. Masquerade reviews
Sequel to Spelunking- After that... I sample the flavor of his skin. It tastes much like the wines of his homeland, a sweetened relish of the earth it comes from. The scent of his hair reminds me of the strands, crashed and buffeted into by the sea. The scars he hides so well, more so than I once thought, are unsung deserts, each with a bittersweet anecdote. (Corvo/Jessamine)
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,661 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-17-13 - Corvo A. & Jessamine K. - Complete
10. There's Lots of Splendor in Serkonos reviews
Yes, it was blistering hot, and she believed that she was in grave trouble. For… to put it bluntly, Jessamine Kaldwin was hot and bothered… over Corvo Attano.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-12-12 - Corvo A. & Jessamine K. - Complete
11. Lady of the Lilies Rewritten » reviews
His voice was deep but quiet. She felt his lips dance on her neck. "You are mine!" he said playfully. "You are mine, and we are one forever." Reality more unreliable than fantasy. Truth stranger and deadlier than fiction. Princess Tifa will soon find out what happens when a fairytale goes mad. Rated M for grotesque/disturbing moments, violence, and mature themes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,737 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 10-5-12 - Published: 9-22-08 - Tifa L. & Cloud S.
12. A Day in the Life of Midgar High » reviews
Cloud and Zack weren't even planning on doing it in the first place. Who knew that a simple school project for an art contest would get so out of hand? ...A story based on one of my favorite Daria episodes...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-9-12 - Cloud S. & Zack F. - Complete
13. There Goes the Groom reviews
For those who are tired of those predictable, wedding fics, where everyone lives happily ever after, this fic is for you. Zack and Aerith bashing though, I actually have nothing against them . Rated T just in case.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-19-09 - Cloud S. & Aerith G. - Complete
14. Let the Battle Begin » reviews
Continuation of the "Tea" series. The town is surrounded. Blood will be spilled. As the enemy closes in, Cloud and his "friends" prepare to take to the sword. There is no turning back. AU. Content added on chapter two.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,729 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 12-23-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
15. Winter Nighttime reviews
He just couldn't get warm without her.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-5-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
16. Magic in the Tea » reviews
Sequel to Remains of the Day. The mystery thickens. The shadows are stirring, rallying for battle. Another new comer arrives, and tensions rise. And all the while, it seems that Cloud wants to instruct Tifa on more than just tea... Ch 3 Revised
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 8-14-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
17. Remains of the Day » reviews
One winter evening, Tifa found a strange man lying in the snow. That's when everything changed... AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-26-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
18. Perfect is Overrated reviews
Tifa pulls away and lets go. She grabs me by the shirt, falls back on the couch, and drags me with her. That's when I begin to panic. One-shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 6-22-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
19. Lady of the Lilies » reviews
Everyone is destined to love someone. In a divided, prejiduce world, this very fact can keep the balance... or cause disharmony. No one can stop two people from coming together...but they'll sure try. Discontinued. Revision in process.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,847 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 6-23-07 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
20. Killing Them Softly: Farfalle Velenose » reviews
The past has finally caught up to our eccentric hero. Soon the darkness of his past will come into the light...but how will Tifa feel about it? Who are the Farfalle Velenose, anyway? And what does it have to do with Cloud? -Discontinued- Go to Red Revolution for the rewrite...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,285 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 1-17-07 - Tifa L. & Cloud S. - Complete
21. Get Back the Silver Materia » reviews
Cloud and the crew find their lives interrupted when the threat of Sephiroth appears out of the blue. To make matters worse, Tifa plans on marrying Reno! Not if I have a say in it! Will someone please review? Cloti cleaned up edition
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 4-13-07 - Published: 7-7-06 - Tifa L. & Cloud S. - Complete
22. Silver Snow Dust reviews
Just before Christmastime, Cloud and Tifa share an evening together and discuss the past and the present...Taken from my previous story Aftermath, which I hated with a passion...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-13-07 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
23. Killing Them Softly: Blue Lotus' Rhapsody » reviews
As if Tifa didn't have it hard enough the first time. Not only is her shrink, Cloud, anything but human, but now she's caught up in a conspiracy! And the romantic tension between her and a certain someone is building up. What's a girl to do?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,440 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 11-21-06 - Tifa L. & Cloud S. - Complete
24. Killing Them Softly » reviews
Tifa Lockhart,one minute, a famous supermodel. The next minute, an uptight, no nonsense assassin. When she takes a job and stays in the estate of an eccentric dance instructor , Tifa soon realizes that she's taken on more than she has bargained for...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,840 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 9-4-06 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete
25. First Date » reviews
As Kouta and Lucy go one a date, the bimbo is up to no good.What will become of Lucy and Kouta? Will Nana and Maya be able to stop Yuka? Or will fate put an end to it? Warning: OOC Lucy
Elfen Lied - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-19-06 - Published: 1-12-06 - Lucy / Nyu & Kohta - Complete
26. Caught in the Rain reviews
Lucy and Kouta get caught in a rain shower. That's about it.
Elfen Lied - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-11-06 - Lucy / Nyu & Kohta - Complete
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