I will not give any personal information about myself; There are a lot of wackos out there...

All of my stories are prototypes. I am going to become a real author.

Peace out.

Worst cartoons of all time

(according to msn.com)

1. Transformers

2. Silver Hawks

3. Pokemon

4. The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo

5. Jem

6. Goof Troop

7. Captain Planet

You know you're a Cloti fan when...

Anything romantic reminds you of Cloud and Tifa.

You freak out, literally, when Cloud and Tifa get paired up with some other characters, no matter who it is.

You consider Cloud and Tifa to be your religion.

Your liscense plate reads "CLOTIFAN".

You get a tattoo of them together.

You have over 200+ images of them on your harddrive.

You make music videos dedicated to them constantly.

You buy and/or read doujinshi of them.

You wish you and your boyfriend/girlfriend were like Cloud and Tifa.

You write fanfics about them.

You're making a list like this.

The one's in bold our me...

A list of things to paste to your profile...

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, Moonshine's Guide, Lord Divestre Croft

Favorite Anime

Coyote Ragtime Show

Samurai 7

Le Portrait de Petite Cossette

Bleach

Baccano!

Piano

Gundam Wing

Mythical Detective Loki Ragnorok

Tsukinomi~MoonPhase

The Tenchi Series

Tenchi Muyo! GXP

D.N. Angel

Inuyasha

Outlaw Star

E's Otherwise

Kare Kano

Ghost Stories

Patlabor

Area 88

Best Student Council

Oh My Goddess!

Happy Lesson

Magical Play

Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi

Fullmetal Alchemist

Eureka 7

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

FLCL

Samurai Shamploo

Maburaho

Mezzo DSA

Najica Blitz Tactics

Petite Princess Yucie

Kaleido Star: New Wings

Record of Lodoss War: Tales of a Heroic Knight

Full Metal Panic!

Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu

GetBackers!

SuperGals!

Negima

Kodocha

Madlax

Aquarian Age: Sign for Evolution

Noir

Wandaba Style

Le Chevalier D'Eon

Detective Conan: Case Closed

Animation Runner Kuromi

Steamboy

Grenadier

Papuwa

Etc...

Favorite Paitings:

Baccano!:

Ladd/Lua

Firo/Ennis

Isaac/Miria

Bleach:

Ichigo /Rukia

Ishida/Orihime

Elfen Lied:

Kouta /Lucy

FFVII:

Cloud/Tifa

Zack/Aeris

Vincent/Yuffie

Full Metal Panic:

Souske/Kaname

just to let you, I hate Cloud/Aeris or Cloud/(any guy); it just doesn't feel right

An extra note to everyone: I like to write stories with OCC people. Don't complain.

If anyone ever flames one of my stories, they must prepare for the worst...

Flaming is completely wrong, bad fic or not. If you don't like my story...or anyone else's for that matter, just leave it and go to the next one...

On Hiatus

Odium Regalis:

Section-Final Fantasy

Rated T

Genre: Supernatural/ Fantasy/ Action/Adventure/ Humor/Romance

Pairing: Cloti

Cyber Black:

Section-definitely Final Fantasy VII (real version of story will be on FictionPress.com; names will be changed)

Rated T (still pending)

Genre: Action/Adventure/Sci-fi/Suspense/Romance

Pairing: Secret

Summary

It has been a tragic year indeed. Six people, the children of wealthy couples or political figures, died one by one. Vincent Valentine, age 28, committed suicide by jumping into freezing, deep water. Tifa Lockhart, age 21 died when her parent's estate caught on fire. Marlene Wallace, age 14, was killed in a car accident when the limo overturned. Aeris Gainsborough, age 19, crowned princess of Monaco, was poisoned by her own uncle, to assure himself of her birthright. Zack, age 27, was accidently killed when he walked into a gang shoot out. And last but not least, Cloud Strife, age 20, son of Lord Jonathan Strife, who was shot down on the streets of London by a paid hitman...with his own brother and fiancee paying the blood money.These six different people, from various walks of life, all have one thing in common. They were all seen, walking along the streets of the "domed" cities...less than two months after their deaths...

Rating may go up for violence.

Revision in Progress

Lady of the Lilies

Section-Final Fantasy

Genre-Supernatural/Romance/Humor/Horror

Rating- T

Pairing-Cloti

Summary

First came the cat. Second came the portrait. Then came the man...

In a string of supernatural events, Tifa falls into a weird fairytale that is anything but make-believe. In her unusual adventures, she encounters a gloomy painter, wacky royal siblings, a creepy world from a myth, and a shapeshifting king. Did I mention that he is hell-bent on seducing her?

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Coming Soon

Pazzia!

Section-Final Fantasy VII or Bleach or Sailor Moon

Rated T or M

Genre- Crime/Romance/Humor

Pairing: Who knows?

Special Timeline and Setting: New York in the 1920s (and a cruise ship!)

Very loosely based on Baccano!

Summary

(In order to explain the story more easily, I'm using Sailor Moon as an example.)

A collection of stories...that are happening all at once!

1. Poor Serena’s had it rough. If living with two controlling parents wasn’t enough, her fiancé just got stolen from her nasty cousin, Raye. After the last straw, the girl decides to end it all with a bottle of sleeping pills. But when she goes to get the poison, poor Serena spies a mafia execution, courtesy of sexy (and psychotic) hitman, Darien. Needless to say, her world turns upside down.

2. Darien’s a hitman, and he likes that. He’s all strictly business and play…but no romance. So, when lovely Serena steps into his life, it becomes a battle of wills and pride!

3. Raye hates Serena like a pebble in a shoe. That’s why she took Serena’s man. But when Serena disappears, her fiancé gets a case of the blues. All the attention’s on pretty little Serena. And when Serena steps back into the picture, the blood begins to boil.

4. Molly and Melvin, two bumbling idiots, come to the Big Apple to visit their ganster friends.

5. Lita and Asanuma are two Mafia bombers and newlyweds.

6. Diamond's the big boss, and Amy’s his sugar.

7. Mina, a freelance journalist, is doing everything in her power to find her best friend, Serena. Even if it means teaming up with Serena’s ex-fiancé!

8. Serena’s former fiancé, Seiyu, is a flatfoot, and he still has the hots for her. After news of Serena flying the coop, he’s become hell-bent on finding his honey. Too bad Raye isn’t happy about it!

9. Meanwhile, a rival mafia family has it in for Diamond...and they end up hijacking a cruise liner to prove it!

The Reluctant Patient

Section- Elfen Lied

Rated T

Genre- Romance/Crime/Humor

Paring: Kouta/Lucy

Summary

(AU) I was a just a personal doctor, hired by a wealthy man, as usual. His beautiful, yet sickly and stubborn daughter, Lucy, was a frequent patient of the house. My job hit many bumps because of her distrusting nature. As the months went by, quickly to my surprise, even her whole family became more and more interesting...but not necessarily in the good way.

The Pseudonym Writers

Section- Final Fantasy VII

Rated T

Genre-Romance/Humor/Drama

Pairing: Cloti

Summary

It all started when one man eloped with his would-be sister-in-law...the rest fell in place.

We are the talk of the town. The romance novelist with a pretty face. The cutesy poet with charming grace. The horror author that puts S. King to shame. The historical fiction guy with veteran fame. We are the psuedonym writers: our publisher's best kept secret.

New York will never be the same...

Black Chambers

Section-Final Fantasy VII

Genre-Action/Adventure/Romance

Rating- T

Pairing- Yuffentine

Summary

An arranged marriage was not her idea of a “happily ever after”. It was not that her fiancé was unattractive, nor was he unkind. All that mattered was that she was being forced to marry without having the right to choose. So, she stubbornly refused to get to know him, much less acknowledge him. But as the weeks went by, she soon realized that her betrothed had something to hide…

Beyond the Light

Section-Final Fantasy VII

Genre-Romance/Supernatural

Rating-T

Pairing-

Special Setting- Cirque du Soleil

Summary

Behind all the rich singing, the extraordinary acrobats, and the whimsical display is a family secret, well hidden for several generations. A young girl is pledged to be married to a boy, who was born when she was three. Jaded, she choses to stay away from him and deny his melodious genius. Even as time went on, and she fell in love, her pride kept her away.

Meanwhile, an ambitious man becomes suspicious of the success of the circus and becomes hell-bent on discovering their secret and exposing them all.