| Lord Divestre Croft |
Author has written 18 stories for Elfen Lied, and Final Fantasy VII. I will not give any personal information about myself; There are a lot of wackos out there... All of my stories are prototypes. I am going to become a real author. Peace out. Worst cartoons of all time (according to msn.com) 1. Transformers 2. Silver Hawks 3. Pokemon 4. The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo 5. Jem 6. Goof Troop 7. Captain Planet You know you're a Cloti fan when... Anything romantic reminds you of Cloud and Tifa. You freak out, literally, when Cloud and Tifa get paired up with some other characters, no matter who it is. You consider Cloud and Tifa to be your religion. Your liscense plate reads "CLOTIFAN". You get a tattoo of them together. You have over 200+ images of them on your harddrive. You make music videos dedicated to them constantly. You buy and/or read doujinshi of them. You wish you and your boyfriend/girlfriend were like Cloud and Tifa. You write fanfics about them. You're making a list like this. The one's in bold our me... A list of things to paste to your profile... If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, Moonshine's Guide, Lord Divestre Croft Favorite Anime Coyote Ragtime Show Samurai 7 Le Portrait de Petite Cossette Bleach Baccano! Piano Gundam Wing Mythical Detective Loki Ragnorok Tsukinomi~MoonPhase The Tenchi Series Tenchi Muyo! GXP D.N. Angel Inuyasha Outlaw Star E's Otherwise Kare Kano Ghost Stories Patlabor Area 88 Best Student Council Oh My Goddess! Happy Lesson Magical Play Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi Fullmetal Alchemist Eureka 7 Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex FLCL Samurai Shamploo Maburaho Mezzo DSA Najica Blitz Tactics Petite Princess Yucie Kaleido Star: New Wings Record of Lodoss War: Tales of a Heroic Knight Full Metal Panic! Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu GetBackers! SuperGals! Negima Kodocha Madlax Aquarian Age: Sign for Evolution Noir Wandaba Style Le Chevalier D'Eon Detective Conan: Case Closed Animation Runner Kuromi Steamboy Grenadier Papuwa Etc... Favorite Paitings: Baccano!: Ladd/Lua Firo/Ennis Isaac/Miria Bleach: Ichigo /Rukia Ishida/Orihime Elfen Lied: Kouta /Lucy FFVII: Cloud/Tifa Zack/Aeris Vincent/Yuffie Full Metal Panic: Souske/Kaname just to let you, I hate Cloud/Aeris or Cloud/(any guy); it just doesn't feel right An extra note to everyone: I like to write stories with OCC people. Don't complain. If anyone ever flames one of my stories, they must prepare for the worst... Flaming is completely wrong, bad fic or not. If you don't like my story...or anyone else's for that matter, just leave it and go to the next one... On Hiatus Odium Regalis: Section-Final Fantasy Rated T Genre: Supernatural/ Fantasy/ Action/Adventure/ Humor/Romance Pairing: Cloti Cyber Black: Section-definitely Final Fantasy VII (real version of story will be on FictionPress.com; names will be changed) Rated T (still pending) Genre: Action/Adventure/Sci-fi/Suspense/Romance Pairing: Secret Summary It has been a tragic year indeed. Six people, the children of wealthy couples or political figures, died one by one. Vincent Valentine, age 28, committed suicide by jumping into freezing, deep water. Tifa Lockhart, age 21 died when her parent's estate caught on fire. Marlene Wallace, age 14, was killed in a car accident when the limo overturned. Aeris Gainsborough, age 19, crowned princess of Monaco, was poisoned by her own uncle, to assure himself of her birthright. Zack, age 27, was accidently killed when he walked into a gang shoot out. And last but not least, Cloud Strife, age 20, son of Lord Jonathan Strife, who was shot down on the streets of London by a paid hitman...with his own brother and fiancee paying the blood money.These six different people, from various walks of life, all have one thing in common. They were all seen, walking along the streets of the "domed" cities...less than two months after their deaths... Rating may go up for violence. Revision in Progress Lady of the Lilies Section-Final Fantasy Genre-Supernatural/Romance/Humor/Horror Rating- T Pairing-Cloti Summary First came the cat. Second came the portrait. Then came the man... In a string of supernatural events, Tifa falls into a weird fairytale that is anything but make-believe. In her unusual adventures, she encounters a gloomy painter, wacky royal siblings, a creepy world from a myth, and a shapeshifting king. Did I mention that he is hell-bent on seducing her? And Now For Something Completely Different... Coming Soon Pazzia! Section-Final Fantasy VII or Bleach or Sailor Moon Rated T or M Genre- Crime/Romance/Humor Pairing: Who knows? Special Timeline and Setting: New York in the 1920s (and a cruise ship!) Very loosely based on Baccano! Summary (In order to explain the story more easily, I'm using Sailor Moon as an example.) A collection of stories...that are happening all at once! 1. Poor Serena’s had it rough. If living with two controlling parents wasn’t enough, her fiancé just got stolen from her nasty cousin, Raye. After the last straw, the girl decides to end it all with a bottle of sleeping pills. But when she goes to get the poison, poor Serena spies a mafia execution, courtesy of sexy (and psychotic) hitman, Darien. Needless to say, her world turns upside down. 2. Darien’s a hitman, and he likes that. He’s all strictly business and play…but no romance. So, when lovely Serena steps into his life, it becomes a battle of wills and pride! 3. Raye hates Serena like a pebble in a shoe. That’s why she took Serena’s man. But when Serena disappears, her fiancé gets a case of the blues. All the attention’s on pretty little Serena. And when Serena steps back into the picture, the blood begins to boil. 4. Molly and Melvin, two bumbling idiots, come to the Big Apple to visit their ganster friends. 5. Lita and Asanuma are two Mafia bombers and newlyweds. 6. Diamond's the big boss, and Amy’s his sugar. 7. Mina, a freelance journalist, is doing everything in her power to find her best friend, Serena. Even if it means teaming up with Serena’s ex-fiancé! 8. Serena’s former fiancé, Seiyu, is a flatfoot, and he still has the hots for her. After news of Serena flying the coop, he’s become hell-bent on finding his honey. Too bad Raye isn’t happy about it! 9. Meanwhile, a rival mafia family has it in for Diamond...and they end up hijacking a cruise liner to prove it! The Reluctant Patient Section- Elfen Lied Rated T Genre- Romance/Crime/Humor Paring: Kouta/Lucy Summary (AU) I was a just a personal doctor, hired by a wealthy man, as usual. His beautiful, yet sickly and stubborn daughter, Lucy, was a frequent patient of the house. My job hit many bumps because of her distrusting nature. As the months went by, quickly to my surprise, even her whole family became more and more interesting...but not necessarily in the good way. The Pseudonym Writers Section- Final Fantasy VII Rated T Genre-Romance/Humor/Drama Pairing: Cloti Summary It all started when one man eloped with his would-be sister-in-law...the rest fell in place. We are the talk of the town. The romance novelist with a pretty face. The cutesy poet with charming grace. The horror author that puts S. King to shame. The historical fiction guy with veteran fame. We are the psuedonym writers: our publisher's best kept secret. New York will never be the same... Black Chambers Section-Final Fantasy VII Genre-Action/Adventure/Romance Rating- T Pairing- Yuffentine Summary An arranged marriage was not her idea of a “happily ever after”. It was not that her fiancé was unattractive, nor was he unkind. All that mattered was that she was being forced to marry without having the right to choose. So, she stubbornly refused to get to know him, much less acknowledge him. But as the weeks went by, she soon realized that her betrothed had something to hide… Beyond the Light Section-Final Fantasy VII Genre-Romance/Supernatural Rating-T Pairing- Special Setting- Cirque du Soleil Summary Behind all the rich singing, the extraordinary acrobats, and the whimsical display is a family secret, well hidden for several generations. A young girl is pledged to be married to a boy, who was born when she was three. Jaded, she choses to stay away from him and deny his melodious genius. Even as time went on, and she fell in love, her pride kept her away. Meanwhile, an ambitious man becomes suspicious of the success of the circus and becomes hell-bent on discovering their secret and exposing them all. | |||||||||||
1. Lady of the Lilies Revised » reviewsHis voice was deep but quiet. She felt his hot lips dance along her neck. She made a move to escape his embrace, but he was the stronger. "You are mine," he whispered. "You are mine, and we are one forever."Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,085 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 9-22-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L.2. There Goes the Groom reviewsFor those who are tired of those predictable, wedding fics, where everyone lives happily ever after, this fic is for you. Zack and Aerith bashing. Rated T just in case.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-19-09 - Cloud S. - Complete3. Let the Battle Begin » reviewsContinuation of the "Tea" series. The town is surrounded. Blood will be spilled. As the enemy closes in, Cloud and his "friends" prepare to take to the sword. There is no turning back. AU. Content added on chapter two.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,706 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 12-23-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete4. Red Revolution: Metamorphosis » reviewsWhen you turn 16, you'd expect a car or a huge wad of money. Instead, what if you realized that you were one of the world's foremost bio-weapons and had your own "powers"? Cool, right? Unfortunately for Cloud, he soon finds out that it totally sucks...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,962 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-18-08 - Published: 4-28-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L.5. Winter Nighttime reviewsHe just couldn't get warm without her.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-5-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete6. Magic in the Tea » reviewsSequel to Remains of the Day. The mystery thickens. The shadows are stirring, rallying for battle. Another new comer arrives, and tensions rise. And all the while, it seems that Cloud wants to instruct Tifa on more than just tea... Ch 3 RevisedFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 8-14-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete7. Remains of the Day » reviewsOne winter evening, Tifa found a strange man lying in the snow. That's when everything changed... AUFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,433 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-26-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete8. Perfect is Overrated reviewsTifa pulls away and lets go. She grabs me by the shirt, falls back on the couch, and drags me with her. That’s when I begin to panic. One-shot.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 6-22-08 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete9. Odium Regalis reviewsTifa Lockhart is 'cursed' with ability to see bad premontitions. By a chance meeting, Tifa meets a beautiful, wealthy woman, and her life goes completely to hell! Undergoing slight revision.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-6-08 - Published: 3-1-07 - Cloud S. & Tifa L.10. Lady of the Lilies » reviewsEveryone is destined to love someone. In a divided, prejiduce world, this very fact can keep the balance... or cause disharmony. No one can stop two people from coming together...but they'll sure try. Discontinued. Revision in process.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,884 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 6-23-07 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete11. Cyber Black » reviewsAfter being killed, Cloud Strife wakes up in the care of a beautiful woman and in the control of the secretive Mr. Shinra. Now in charge of protecting a futuristic city, Cloud is driven to find out why he was murdered... on brief hiatus.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,026 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 5-22-08 - Published: 5-3-07 - Tifa L. & Cloud S.12. Killing Them Softly: Farfalle Velenose » reviewsThe past has finally caught up to our eccentric hero. Soon the darkness of his past will come into the light...but how will Tifa feel about it? Who are the Farfalle Velenose, anyway? And what does it have to do with Cloud? DiscontinuedFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,855 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 1-17-07 - Tifa L. & Cloud S. - Complete13. Get Back the Silver Materia » reviewsCloud and the crew find their lives interrupted when the threat of Sephiroth appears out of the blue. To make matters worse, Tifa plans on marrying Reno! Not if I have a say in it! Will someone please review? Cloti cleaned up editionFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,569 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 4-13-07 - Published: 7-7-06 - Tifa L. & Cloud S. - Complete14. Silver Snow Dust reviewsJust before Christmastime, Cloud and Tifa share an evening together and discuss the past and the present...Taken from my previous story Aftermath, which I hated with a passion...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-13-07 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete15. Killing Them Softly: Blue Lotus' Rhapsody » reviewsAs if Tifa didn't have it hard enough the first time. Not only is her shrink, Cloud, anything but human, but now she's caught up in a conspiracy! And the romantic tension between her and a certain someone is building up. What's a girl to do?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,394 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 11-21-06 - Tifa L. & Cloud S. - Complete16. Killing Them Softly » reviewsTifa Lockhart,one minute, a famous supermodel. The next minute, an uptight, no nonsense assassin. When she takes a job and stays in the estate of an eccentric dance instructor , Tifa soon realizes that she's taken on more than she has bargained for...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,600 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 9-4-06 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete17. First Date » reviewsAs Kouta and Lucy go one a date, the bimbo is up to no good.What will become of Lucy and Kouta? Will Nana and Maya be able to stop Yuka? Or will fate put an end to it? Warning: OOC LucyElfen Lied - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-19-06 - Published: 1-12-06 - Complete18. Caught in the Rain reviewsLucy and Kouta get caught in a rain shower. That's about it.Elfen Lied - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-11-06 - Complete