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since	: 01-07-06, id: 965518, Profile Updated: 10-29-10
country	: Malaysia

Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, Artemis Fowl, Star Trek: 2009, Inception, Hot Fuzz, and Sherlock.

Every time I update my profile, it strikes me that the older one is boring. Is this some sort of sign? o_O

Most of my personal information is on my other account; 'All-Knowing Alien'. Original, I know. So go look there. The majority of my fics are there, but I warn you that there is an overabundance of Harry Potter slash (and not necessarily very well written slash. Actually, the only one I'd ask you to read would be Fait Accompli, as that's being reworked). What can I say?

My most successful story is 'I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEE-NERR'. It is on this account, and remains the only story (so far) on ffnet that has the word 'neener' in its title. Hee hee. It tells the story of Sauron winning the War of the Ring, and then being beset by MarySues. Read it, and review. I'd like to break the 500 barrier. Please? wields Frodo's Puppy Eyes

Currently I'm distracted by all things Star Trek. Damn Chris Pine and Zach Quinto anyway, for being so (damn fine)...ahem. And I'm sure those who know me would have drawn from this that my new obsession is Kirk/Spock slash. What? They're the original slash pairing, with a wikipedia article and various websites dedicated to them! Plus all the happenings of TOS, of which I'm itching to get my grabby hands on.

Feedback is always welcome - whether in a review or PM. Constructive criticism is great. Oddly enough, I've never gotten a flame for any of my stories (not that I'm complaining, but it'd be a novel experience). Instead, I've gotten flame-y PMs, usually in response to my reviews of blatant MarySue stories.

Why do I hate MarySues? Why don't you?

As for my update speed...yeah, I know I'm not the most speedy of writers. This is because I'm writing several pieces of fiction and fanfiction at the same time, and of different genres and fandoms. I get distracted easily, and I've got a small side business going. Wire jewellery, if you're interested. http://rustypliers.blogspot.com/

I can't use exams as an excuse (for now), as I've completed my A-Levels equivalent. Holidays...that's a very relative term.

Well, I can't think of anything vaguely interesting to add. I rather think that if you want to know me better, read my stories. Then make your own conclusions.

Live long and prosper (because I can't resist).

Alien.

P.S. If you wish to see me on deviantart, go to:

http/diemarysues.deviantart.com/

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1. On the Way » reviews
My take on what happened in between the defeat of Nero and the end of the movie. Mentions of Spock/Uhura, hints of Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,986 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-9-12 - Published: 9-11-10 - Spock & J. Kirk

2. I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! » reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,854 - Reviews: 410 - Updated: 9-22-11 - Published: 3-15-06 - Sauron

3. Deaths in Sanford are No Accident reviews
An idea, inspired by Jess, which never went away. Hints of 'homoerotic tendencies'. SherlockJohn. Attempted crack that became more serious than intended. Some references to Guy Richie's Sherlock Holmes, which I also do not own.
Crossover - Hot Fuzz & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-20-11 - Sherlock H. - Complete

4. For Zoe reviews
Basically, Christmas happy times, written for my Zoe. Arthur/Eames. Fluff.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-13-11 - Arthur & Eames - Complete

5. Mehndi Madness reviews
The prompt that henna would be erotic for Vulcans was floating around Tumblr...and it infected me. I couldn't help but write it. K/S, my first serious smut.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-8-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete

6. The Lolcat Syndrome reviews
Exactly what the title implies. The crew of the Enterprise most of them have been turned into cats. Shades of K/S. Would-be crack, but as usual, not quite.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-25-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete

7. Apodyopsis reviews
In which Spock uses a pick-up line, gets hurt, and gets better again. Jim is mostly confused. Written in a few hours. Unbetaed. KirkSpock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-17-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete

8. Princess Whitelaw and his Toy » reviews
What happens when you mix Star Trek, the Nutcracker ballet and the challenge of making it all a musical into one? Well, this. I don't own a lot of things. Slash, AU, and dedicated to the lovely Tumblr people I know.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,481 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-5-10 - Published: 4-6-10 - Complete

9. Five times Spock did something illogical reviews
...and the one time he didn't but was thought to . No idea if this has been done before. Dedicated to Peachly, who inspired this somewhat. K/S, people, and I don't own StarTrek, so make me feel better and review.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-8-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete

10. To my T'hy'la reviews
Inspired when researching the origins of Valentine's Day, though I'll admit it's late. Dedicated to Peachly. K/S slash, with a hopefully believable Spock POV.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-15-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete

11. Curious Cat reviews
Second in my series of MarySue parodies. Once again, in no way a MST, based on the silly concept that MarySues should always end up in Rivendell, Lothlorien, Hobbiton or Gondor. A little dark, I'll admit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete

12. Why Gornie Is OffLimits reviews
Exactly what it says in the title. A parody, but NOT a MST. First in a series of parodies I plan on writing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-7-08 - Aragorn & Arwen U. - Complete

13. Keeper of Sauron's Sanity reviews
The origins of Koss, as written by Dagniro Vanaliel, not me, and posted here with permission for the convenience of my readers. It is advisable to read 'I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENER' first, at least until the second chapter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-14-07 - Sauron & Legolas - Complete

14. Pretty Boy reviews
Alex has a plan. Artemis does NOT like it. Crossdressing and slash ensue. AA crossover. No idea what happened with the title XD.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-22-06 - Artemis F. - Complete

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