An update of my profile is needed, because the old one is boring.

Most of my personal information is on my other account; 'All-Knowing Alien'. Original, I know. So go look there. The majority of my fics are there, but I warn you that there is an overabundance of Harry Potter slash (and not necessarily very well written slash). What can I say?

My most successful story is 'I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEE-NERR'. It is on this account, and remains the only story (so far) on ffnet that has the word 'neener' in its title. Hee hee. It tells the story of Sauron winning the War of the Ring, and then being beset by MarySues. Read it, and review.

That's all for now. I may add things later. Who knows?

I'm hungry.

Alien.

Good news, yo! I've got a forum, 'Taco Flavoured Kisses'! It's a general forum, and will discuss the worlds of Harry Potter, LoTR and Narnia (Narnai, gigglesnort!) as well as why a few authors need to be assassinated. Shameless plugs are welcome! Here's the url

http/www.fanfiction.net/ft/965518/16541/1/

And, if you wish to see me on deviantart, go to:

http/diemarysues.deviantart.com/

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1. I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! » reviews

Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,115 - Reviews: 306 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 3-15-06

2. Curious Cat reviews

Second in my series of MarySue parodies. Once again, in no way a MST, based on the silly concept that MarySues should always end up in Rivendell, Lothlorien, Hobbiton or Gondor. A little dark, I'll admit.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-31-08

3. Why Gornie Is OffLimits reviews

Exactly what it says in the title. A parody, but NOT a MST. First in a series of parodies I plan on writing.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-7-08 - Published: 6-7-08

4. Keeper of Sauron's Sanity reviews

The origins of Koss, as written by Dagniro Vanaliel, not me, and posted here with permission for the convenience of my readers. It is advisable to read 'I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENER' first, at least until the second chapter.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 12-14-07

5. Pretty Boy reviews

Alex has a plan. Artemis does NOT like it. Crossdressing and slash ensue. AA crossover. No idea what happened with the title XD.

Complete - Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-22-06 - Published: 10-22-06